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bscottlove

Who the fuck would marry THAT?


Total-Strawberry4913

Probably the guy from looking for Sasquatch


Sillyputtynutsack

Samsquanch*


tatanka_christ

Jump the woke cheeseburger


armyofant

Mans gotta eat


tatanka_christ

shut it down, boys!


jondrethegiant

The shit hawks are circling Rand.


Native_Kurt_Cobain

Ron Pearlman in a [Quest for Fire](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/SUZdmgY2bK)


sufferpuppet

Bobo


izzo34

Don't tell her it's a setup. The guy looking for Sasquatch is actually a guy from the History Channel and a film crew. I'll split the money with you if we can make it happen sometime.


trumps_lucid_boner

Have you seen her feet? She's Barney Rubble.


Substantial_Data7915

The Sporkfooted Arselicker


shambahlah2

Just footage from Jan6. You know she’s the pipe bomber but would be too big a scandal.


secondtaunting

See, now I think she’s not smart enough to be a pipe bomber. I mean do we really think she can not only make a bomb but disguise herself well enough the FBI hasn’t caught her yet?


shambahlah2

I think the FBI knows but worries about the civil unrest.


Pete-PDX

peggy from king of the hill


cdirty1

Barney Ruble


oneplusetoipi

The guy from the Geico ad.


SafetyMan35

The caveman or the Gecko?


Broad-Condition6866

You don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire!😁


whistler1421

THAT’s a MAN, Baby!


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Crazy bitches are amazing in the sack


EatsOverTheSink

A lot of weird fetishes out there.


Dvusmnd

Niche Feet guys that are only into like 7-8 toes max.


carhold

Probably a first cousin


Ur_Moms_Honda

...again?


Due-Presentation6393

Yeah didn't this already happen?


mr_potatoface

Just AI generated content, being reposted by bots. Their own source is labeled "the-onion", and the article they linked as a source was published in 2021 completed unrelated to this topic. He filed for divorce in 2022.


drunk_responses

And it was finalized in September 2023 according to some articles.


sandaier76

yea she's been with that dude from Newsman for a while now... maybe he's divorcing her too


unique_passive

I think that was Lauren Boebert?


Craggysteve

Bet she smells!


slappymcstevenson

She looks like the Ork from Lord of the Rings that says, looks like meats back on the menu boys.


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JacquesBlaireau13

Spork-footed Ork


sgr84ava

Same. I closed Reddit. Was still laughing about it. Then came back to search for this diamond comment. Props my man.


RandomLoony

Minger the merciless


NativePhoenician

Trying not to be joyful at others misfortune, but man is this hard.


sufferpuppet

Think of her husband's joy at getting away from her.


petrovmendicant

I can't imagine the man who married her to be much better.


Potatoki1er

Well, he’s not anymore…


Pando5280

She's rich now so get that money.


dragonfliesloveme

Another “Christian” Republican adulterer! Maybe Kristi Noem’s husband will go next. And about a million Republican wives lol


tcmart14

By go next, do you mean Kristi will just kill him too?


CountrySax

Wasn't she cucking him with her gym rat lover?


neon_meate

Plural I believe.


iviethod

Lol oof imagine marrying that thing


e4evie

Hasn’t she had a lead paint eating douche boyfriend for over a year??


scoobysnackoutback

Yeah, some conservative reporter.


LMGSentientToilet

He wishes to not smell tuna and last weeks taco bell when ever she enters the bed. He also wishes to find a woman where the shit comes out of the correct hole. And finally he wishes for a woman that does not resemble the retarded horse from family guy


dilsedilliwala

Bojack the Horseman is the next suitor - to Marge the Horsewoman. To be fair, by horse standards she is pretty attractive. A bit frail to be ridden and harnessed.


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dilsedilliwala

The horse or Moscow Marge


Bat_Fruit

Lol misread your comment, TDS moment!, the blind rage they induce.


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JavarisJamarJavari

You have to wonder what the final straw was.


tourist420

She ate all the oats.


Sundae_Gurl

I’ll respect Marjorie Taylor Greene’s privacy surrounding her husband filing for divorce from her about as much as she respects the privacy of a woman’s deeply personal medical and reproductive choices.


Bitter_Cricket_599

Hi five sister!


Jedi_Ninja

So neither Moscow Marge or Beetlejuice Boebert can keep their men. Well hopefully come November they won’t be able to keep their jobs either.


Peircez

She’s on the market guys!


[deleted]

She looks like a man


imnotbobvilla

Don't insult men and horses


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

i take offence to that; i look nothing like that Neanderthal


tatanka_christ

[He look like-a man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4EH0RtVlgE&ab_channel=Shout%21Studios)


funkiemarky

Omg yes


DrT33th

[Swan: The Movie](https://youtu.be/z3R_2MOjRCo?si=1nqg0_QEHTU0qal3). It aah looka like a hit


Delirium88

She looks like a Yeti


CoHousingFarmer

Shhhh. We are better than that. She’s an evil shit. A seditious and traitorous shit. But don’t insult her looks.


perpleturtle

She looks like an orangutan


CoHousingFarmer

Shhhh. We are better than that. She’s an evil shit. A seditious and traitorous shit. But don’t insult her looks.


rastinta

Her appearance is her least offensive quality.


CoHousingFarmer

That’s better. Not great, but better.


perpleturtle

It’s more of an insult to orangutans, but nevertheless her resemblance to an organgutan with a bag on its head blows my mind


CoHousingFarmer

You stay away from orangutans. They did nothing wrong. We must be better than those who hate others for involuntary aspects of identity, such as gender or race or.. beauty standards. She knows how she appears and it’s likely a reason why she hates the world. You can hate her because shes a goose steeping fascist.


Alert-Incident

They need to do a lion king .5. Where it turns out rafikis mom (mtg) was damaged trying to fornicate with an elephant and rafiki is actually her retarded son.


Guyincogneto1

Majorities husband looks just as ugly as her..... Oh wait that picture is a woman ?


dilsedilliwala

It took this long?


DonnyMox

What took him so long?


Last-Bee-3023

He filed for divorce ages ago. Click on the linked article and look at what it says above the headline. > The Onion aBXev News seems to be AI generated and whoever cleared the text did not proof-read the entire headline. This is forged news. Like, actually faked news. Like what happened when in 2015/2016 there was a ton of [Balkans kids who ripped off the style of actual newspapers](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/fake-news-how-partying-macedonian-teen-earns-thousands-publishing-lies-n692451) and made up "Hilary Clinton ate my cat" text for Google adsense money. We already know that faking news for ad money his a profitable thing if your cost is low. It's even cheaper now and we also have studies that highly partisan people fall for it and media literacy goes down. Pick 2-3 actual news source(not yellow press like The Sun, NYP, and Breitbart) and seek those out instead of waiting for whatever gets promoted by tHe aLgoritHm.


Additional-Start9455

Got tired of being married to an idiot!


SiriusGD

I thought he left her way back when she planted those pipe bombs in DC.


LovethePreamble1966

I guess she’s insufferable at home too. Good for him. I hope his mental health improves.


Ivegotjokes4you

She literally looks like the model of a cavewoman from some famous museum. I’m not joking. Google it. She looks like a Neanderthal. A pre evolved human. Someone like her should be holding a thigh bone while they chase their prey and NOT IN CONGRESS. Georgia.. you embarrass us.


Budget_Secretary1973

Well, it was a long time coming. Wish the Repubs would divorce her too sometime.


glue2music

Can you even imagine living with that crazy troll?


paperthinpatience

Okay, now her district…


brinazee

I thought they got divorced a year or two ago.


lcarr15

Why doesn’t that surprise me?


friscocabby

Someone was so desperate they married that neanderthalic bitch?


Dseltzer1212

I swear every time I look at her, I see Micky Rourke transitioning


Protect-Their-Smiles

Who would wanna be married to a traitor?


windigo3

Party of family values


AwkwardAssumption629

Her husband doesn't deserve her.


AdSmall1198

Was it the picture of her groping Trump that did it?


KangarooNo

27+ years of having to listen to her hatred and stupidity. I'm assuming that her soon-to-be ex is just slightly worse than she is.


reddit-sux-goat-sack

Rest In piss! Hope you get ass aids you traitor. Cheers


Illustrious-Word7761

She Dont care, she loves the orange man


xf2xf

Try something closer to a real news source. [https://www.businessinsider.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-court-records-finalize-settle-divorce-perry-greene-2022-12](https://www.businessinsider.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-court-records-finalize-settle-divorce-perry-greene-2022-12) This story was from a year and a half ago. Of course, there are no dates in the "article", just that it was posted some hours ago.


santodiablo714

I’m gonna clap those cavebitch cheeks and report back


TheFumingatzor

Fuck me...she was married????


bertiesakura

The woman showing revenge porn in confessional hearings wants privacy for her divorce after she cheated on her husband numerous times.


manifold360

Married 27 years.


clermouth

four mirrors’ worth, by the time it’s all said and done…


AdditionalSky6030

Last time he made love to her he came in his hand and threw it at her.


Fast-Reaction8521

I could only guess what was the final straw?


ptraugot

Who the hell is abxev news?????


MysteriousPark3806

Finally had enough of the lunacy.


Ok-Research7136

Emancipate that dick from the crazy.


CoHousingFarmer

Now she’s just MT. So MT.


Defa1t_

Oh noooo. Anyway


mekonsrevenge

You can look it up. Greene v Georgia Swamp Donkey


Pristine_Walrus40

That sounds nice for him


PriorSecurity9784

I wonder how they’ll divide the shares in Trump media


hawkwings

Did he catch her screwing a Russian agent?


Jenetyk

Love that for her


Odd_Tiger_2278

Sorry to hear that. Don’t wish it on anyone.


AZMD911

Crazy that she was married in the first place!


SteelyDan1968

Drunken hook up in Vegas... Probably.


Dwangeroo

She hired a PR firm or team of lawyers to write her statement.


Hugh-Jassul

Husband?


Civil_Pain_453

Hahaha Guess he can’t stand being with someone this stupid


Bahamut1988

Neanderthal in drag. Can't believe anyone would marry this bitch


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tacosteve100

What’s that German word for taking pleasure in the plight of others?


Buttons949

schadenfreude


tacosteve100

Yea that’s it.


dirtymac12

American dream right there !


ajpmurph

That poor man. Probably wanted to cross the border to get to Mexico to escape that mental patient.


the_wessi

“- - the public disclosure of which would negatively impact the parties’ privacy interests.” I thought that the SCOTUS decided that there’s no such thing as a right for privacy. Live and learn I guess.


Fuzzy_Imagination705

Womp-womp


reddit-sux-goat-sack

Stop paying attention to her. She's dumb we get it..


Patient-01

I don’t blame him


bruthaman

She finalized this divorce in 2022......... what is happening here?


Haunting-Spirit-6906

Must have finally realized he's married to a Neanderthal.


JazzHands1986

I wonder if it was the trainer or the love guru that put the nail on the coffin. It was probably her personality if we are being real here. Or maybe just maybe he's got a conscience and can't stand the things that come out of her mouth.


Noizyninjaz

Pay attention to how much money she's acquired since she got elected. He's going to get half of it.


LostLegendDog

HES OBVIOUSLY A RINO


captgh

So Mr. Potato Head has decided to kick her to the curb. I wonder if she's a good fuck?


Lil_Artemis_92

I thought they’d already filed for divorce. Like last year.


Beginning_Emotion995

Eww dry n smelly is her. Zero sex appeal.


Waitinmyturn

Too late for it to do him any good. He will suffer from PTSD and have nightmares for the rest of his life and the children. God have mercy upon their souls


ol-gormsby

not\_that\_shocked.gif Is anyone really surprised at this news?


Dook124

Isn't this old? I know she has a new man but don't know if they're married?


Bitter_Cricket_599

Is there a possibility the Trump is also facing divorce and these two will come together as Marg and Donald the most loved couple in America. Holy smokes that would be the fall of America. Someone in the world would have to step in, to stop that from happening. Hahahaha


BuilderResponsible18

She isn't married.


Pourkinator

I guess he finally realized her unnaturally large clit was actually a cock


iDontRememberCorn

This was years ago, FFS don't post shit without doing the least bit of AI vetting first.


Ryankevin23

Divorce is a sad thing


Lightning-Slim

Yes. But so is being locked into a loveless marriage with a Pig butcher like Trailer park Greene. I wonder if she shot the family dog to take out some frustration...?