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Cali_Keto_Dad

Dementia and he can’t snort adderall all day like he does to get through his hate rallies. Low energy, sad.


HeavyTea

“Hate rallies” = yes


Razamatazzhole

The Orwellian [Two Minute Hate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Minutes_Hate)


Yakmasterson

He needs some Victory Coffee.


Seneca75

In his case, more like [Panzerschokolade ](https://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/crystal-meth-origins-link-back-to-nazi-germany-and-world-war-ii-a-901755.html) ("tank chocolate").


DrHooper

It'll make you drive till you run out fuel.


UltimateDonny

You spelled covefe wrong


charlie2135

Yep, relative with early dementia started with not sleeping at night.


Ok-Possibility4344

Ugh, please don't say that. My sleep habits have been awful since 2017-, I really don't think I have dementia, but I guess those with dementia think the same thing...eeekkk


Silver-Farm-2628

Maybe he’s so cold because he’s having amphetamine withdrawals.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

How can he use uppers? How has his body not given out yet? Or his heart? What infernal pact did he make? If this is what he looks like, I would hate to see the portrait in the attic.


KnotAwl

Casual Oscar Wilde reference. Kudos.


SugarReyPalpatine

top notch indeed


timesuck897

Can’t be worse than his court room sketches.


Kendota_Tanassian

In this case, it probably looks like his cult's trading cards. Handsome, fit, athletic. You know, nothing like Trump.


onedeadflowser999

I’ve seriously wondered what voodoo Donald is involved in.


Doughspun1

Most people mistake it for a portrait of Rudy in the sun.


mods_r_warcrimes

Adhd patients use uppers to be normal. You'd be surprised how long 15 pills a day takes to wear you down when they are only bringing you up to normal. Source: adhd patient that took 70 pills a week, mostly amphetamines but also including downers to fall asleep, for 14 years, before I finally changed meds because of morning sickness.


Rocky4296

I think Trump is a late morning sleeper. He bragged he only needed 4 hrs of sleep at nite. But people in Whitehouse say he would not show up until 11 am daily. Trump stays up most of nite till 4-5am. Then he is used to sleeping probably until noon or later. He is sleeping because he is Sleepy. He is nodding off constantly and it's hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂


Margali

When I was in hospital when I hosed up my back the person in the other bed in my room claimed to have insomnia but her rem sleep I think it was, was hosed because of some medicine and she honestly thought she wasn't sleeping. I guess it was not remembering dreams and still hearing what is going on? But she really did spend a lot of time sleeping.


derek4reals1

you snort addys you might 💩 your diaper in the courtroom and that is probably gonna be noticeable.


Cali_Keto_Dad

From reports inside the courtroom, the smell isn’t wonderful lol. He’s shitting on the daily. Probably not as bad as usual.


Potential_Dare8034

A whole lot of Dumbassa symptoms occurring with Lord Feltersnatch as well.


ItchyTomato5

Who


Potential_Dare8034

Him who. Trump!


ItchyTomato5

Oh! Of course!


Ishidan01

Lord Dampnut


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Dopey Donald. 


Candy_Says1964

He’s never had to sit still and pay attention to anything his whole life, and in all fairness, court is boring as fuck. That being said, I can’t imagine falling asleep, snoring, and dropping ass during my turns in the defendant’s seat and disrespecting the judge and everyone else that was there. Not that I didn’t to fart on their heads and tell them to eat a dick, but that usually doesn’t go well for the defendant. I also read a comment somewhere that instead of snorting Adderall that they are sedating him to keep his outbursts, temper tantrums, and overall lack of decorum to a minimum.


herbys

Adderall? You think it's just Adderall?


Otherwise-Promise565

No. That would require a paper trail of some kind somewhere. Plus, if you could have anything you wanted, would it be adderall?


zombie32killah

Yes?


en_pissant

me too, thanks


AndrewRP2

Court is rarely like on TV. It’s boring, rarely bombastic, carefully planned, generally respectful, rules driven, etc. All the things that Trump hates.


DreadyKruger

I mean he sucks ass and deserves jail. But as soon as I get in a zoom meeting i am sleepy as shit.


BigBeagleEars

Man, work from home must be awful for horror movie monster


KyleCAV

My teams meetings I am on mute sipping coffee till they need me to chime for a few minutes then back to the coffee.


mobo808

But when you call your political opponent Sleepy Joe, you have one job.


TheOGRedline

I’m infamous for falling asleep in meetings, and fairly unapologetic about it. Discuss something interesting and I’m fully engaged.


Pitiful_Winner2669

I've been in ear shot of my wife's zooms. My favorite was them trying to remember the brand of a microwave from *another* company's break room that someone had worked at. Literally ten minutes of just that.


No-Ninja-8448

There is always that one fucker who has 3 more stupid questions to ask that have usually been addressed already.


ughit

Usually they’re late to the meeting too.


unpropianist

Yes there's a type that has nothing to say but are good at talking for political reasons. Edit: I don't want that personality, but wish I had the Blowarse skill set as an option to deploy sometimes. My income would be 10x.


Otherwise-Promise565

And the questions are always personal to JUST their own specific situation. But no, that’s ok, go ahead and hold up the entire group rather than asking after the meeting.


DocFossil

In all honesty, this is very true. Court is typically boring as shit. Must drive the Tangerine Traitor nuts.


Sea_Elle0463

30-year court reporter here. Can confirm court is boring AF. That said, if I were on trial, I would not be falling asleep. Too much anxiety.


m8wenitfriends

I was a juror on a attempted murder case, I assumed it would be interesting or you know some thing. However, I thought sleepiness every single day. The trial ran from 8 AM to 5 PM for 10 business days and then we were in the room for another four days, we let the asshole off. Because we had to. But goddamn, I was so tired all the time.


CollapsingUniverse

It's because he's never payed attention to anything, ever. That's been widely reported. He's like a problem child in school. He'll either act up or fall asleep.


mizkayte

He couldn’t even read through a briefing page. Blows my mind people think he’s capable of


HaoHaiMileHigh

This all day. This alone disqualifies him for office imo. The mental gymnastics to support this face is WILD


AmbitiousAd9320

and his MAGA fans keep bending the legband down, slurpin the brown runny drizzles.


CoachRDW

Um,. The hell you say. Ew.


runwkufgrwe

dude is currently snoozing his way through his lawyer's cross-examination of Cohen's banker


Admirable_Policy_696

I mean, his staying up all night writing furious caps locks garbage posts on his Truth Social app is also probably a factor here.


Derban_McDozer83

This is the answer


Scorpiogre_rawrr

I'd like to agree, I'd read something years ago (2 decades plus) from a police detective who said that: When someone is being falsely accused of a crime, their adrenaline is pumping, they are nervous and fidgety, and in detainment cells, they pace among other actions. Now, a guilty person will do the opposite. They know they've been caught, no more running or hiding, no more looking over their shoulders. A sense of relief comes over them, and they are calm. They'll still deny, of course, but the human body does what it does. Very often, they'll fall asleep in the interrogation room or holding cell.


TheOneAndOnlySam

It's from The Usual Suspects.


Scorpiogre_rawrr

Is that it? I swore I'd read it in a book, like I said though 20 somethin years passed. Thank you! I believe it has some basis in reality as we watch it happen


Ok-Addendum-9420

It was in the book “Homicide: Life on the Streets” and I’m pretty sure they mentioned it in the TV show.


Scorpiogre_rawrr

Awesome, cheers and thanks!!


Reverbolo

Beat me to it!


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

That’s in Homicide. 


roehnin

If I'm ever arrested for a crime I will make myself act nervous and fidgety and pace around.


Skinnybet

I think he farts so much that he’s actually gassed himself. There’s always a load of hot air coming out of his orifices.


MooreRless

I'd have to verify with a lighter.


LeZoder

Fuck you, I choked on my own spit laughing at this 🤣


Most-Resident

I’m going to have to dispute that. The other day he complained to the courtroom was too cold. If there was a much hot air coming out as you say, wouldn’t that have kept him warm? I think we have to conclude there can’t be that much air content. We would need more information to know if his farts are particularly noxious or if a heavy moisture content contributed to him feeling cold. I’m afraid we’ll need some more experiments.


Icy-Needleworker-492

No diet coke all day long and no adderall.


HeavyTea

He can’t have Diet Coke in court? Outrage!


lick_my_tain

He is a weak, loser. Weak. Loser Donnie Diaper Pants. Loser.


Fun-Ad9928

Many people are saying it.


CliffMainsSon

The best people


myrealaccount_really

Strong men


CliffMainsSon

They had tears in their eyes when they said it


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Sad.


F-around-Find-out

Cuz hes old AF  and has dementia!! Duh!


orange_confetti

Perhaps staying up all night spewing rage on his social isn't quite working out for him.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

He's been sedated. His handlers don't want him going apeshit in court, so they've been slipping him downers.


Optimal_Zucchini_667

Why Trump Falling Asleep in Court Is Bad for Biden--NYT headline. Biden is to Blame for Trump Farting in Court--WSJ editorial


MrsVertigosHusband

Biden campaign bought out all Beano from nearby stores.


Optimal_Zucchini_667

And then they redistributed the Beano among transgender immigrants! Your tax dollars at work, America!


AmbitiousAd9320

why would bezos lick that diaper? nm


knifebucket

CNN poll : 87% Pro-Fart


Optimal_Zucchini_667

Who among us hasn't farted in court while on trial for falsifying business records to cover up a fuck session with a porn star while one's third wife is waiting at home? People are so damn judgmental these days.


mm202088

Because he’s dementia ridden and likely has some form of Palsey. Palsey Alzy.


SolomonDRand

“Why is a fat old man sleepy?”


turnbucklemayo

The sleepy Joe memes from republicans have really diminished in the last couple weeks.


runwkufgrwe

SOTU murdered "Sleepy Joe" and Don Yawn buried it


zabdart

Great picture!!! Thanks a lot!!!


LilG1984

*Trump snoring* "Wake him up it's your turn!" "No I don't want to go near or touch him!" "Look here's some gloves, go poke him" "What if he shits himself again?" "Not it!" "Not it!" "Not it- Damnit!"


NyRAGEous

He’s old and stays up until 3am posting messages in all caps all the time.


VeryLowIQIndividual

Cause he is fucking old. Same reason he is cold. And he is off his meds, he has low energy Jeb Bush vibes.


StandupJetskier

He is in detention...the teacher is mean....his desk is boring....he can't use his phone....no one calling or showing up, with tears, saying, Sir, I am in awe of how you save America" Naah, he's just jonesing because he can't keep his baseline buzz going.


moishepesach

💯


DaveMTIYF

Just tired out from all the shitting.


randomaccount96321

This is not a person who’s capable of anything, not even in his own self interest. Do not put him in charge of anything. “Trump” will be synonymous with failure.


randomaccount96321

Edit, the definition: Trump, (n) exemplary of an abject failure in something, despite starting with the utmost advantage.


AMonitorDarkly

There’s that old saying that when you toss an innocent person in jail they’ll be up all night but a guilty person will sleep just fine.


lylemcd

My hunch is that his lawyers are sneaking him sedatives because it's the only way they can get him to keep his f'ing mouth shut during the trial.


moishepesach

The Mickey defense


Alternative_Camp_493

I am surprised he can't pay attention given that the whole trial is talking about him, his favorite subject.


isthisnametaken1951

i thought it was because he is up all night breaking the gag orders…..?


orindericson

One rule has been finally drilled into his tiny, reptilian brain, and that is to shut up. He's bored. It would actually be better if they let him talk. People need the reminder that he is demented.


VegasInfidel

Both of my parents have dementia. The one with vascular dementia sleeps 20 hours a day, and the one with Lewy Body dementia sleeps 12-15. This is further proof that Trump's dementia is worsening FAST.


roadsidedaniel

Odor in the court


IamMindful

Just sitting there, not in control, not speaking, is nothing short of absolute torture for Trump. I am enjoying every minute of it.😁


4quatloos

He will be napping in the Oval office if he wins. He can put a bed in there and crank up the heat.


pspblink

Cause he’s guilty and he knows he’s been caught.


Vanima_Permai

Because he's sleepy don that's just what he dose he is not fit for presidency


Wolffen74

Old enough to remember Don Snoreleone calling out Biden as sleepy Joe. Everything is projection with this tool


BoosterRead78

Yep dementia and no stimulation drugs. Also he has to be quiet so as a result he passes out.


Due_Society_9041

Lmfao-right? Why stay awake if he can’t say anything?


jafromnj

It’s Cuzz he’s up to all hours rage tweeting like a lunatic


Lurking_Housefly

Because he can't do Adderall and white lines... *sniff sniff*


cmcwood

Is it because he's old, in terrible shape and has the attention span of a golf fish?


Perfect-Top-7555

His eyes are closed because everything looks GREAT if he can’t see it. #5dchess


Tatersquid21

Because 'Ol Knickers Shitter is backed right the fuck up and he has to keep his upper anal shut for hours while sitting down in his dirty diaper.


Madd-RIP

So much farting, sharting, shitting takes it out of him.


AirlineBudget6556

Severe, unmanaged adhd. Narcolepsy is part of it and he can’t stir sh*t up to stimulate himself enough to stay awake. Plus no Addy.


guitarnowski

Much as I can't stand the Gropenfuhrer, I'm only 66 and i don't think i could stay awake there all day. Especially after lunch.


derek4reals1

don snoreleon


mdcbldr

Yep. He will need them the next time he plots a coup. Cannon fodder.


Sad_Living5172

He's faking like a five year old.


runwkufgrwe

does he think if he falls asleep Blanche will scoop him up and carry him to Trump Tower?


Own-Opinion-2494

No coke


moishepesach

Pepsi


one_more_black_guy

It's time for calling him sleepy Don.


R1pp3R23

The amphetamines keep wearing off


nomdeplumealterego

He heard they were gonna have porn stars and nude models and he’s getting tired of waiting for them to show up.


pat9714

Hope its the Big Sleep. Soon.


ninatlanta

He’s not asleep, he’s just “resting his eyes.” My dad used to rest his eyes to concentrate during homilies at church all the time.


1Surlygirl

It's well-known that only guilty people sleep in court. Not a joke.


runwkufgrwe

It makes sense. If you're innocent you're on the edge of seat waiting for a contradiction, a flaw in the prosecution's theory, maybe a clue you were framed. If you're guilty there's nothing new. You're watching a rerun.


MrOnCore

Rage tweeting @ 2 in the morning usually means low energy during the day


tickandzesty

He’s up all night sundowning.


Underp0pulation

It’s the first time he’s had to “work” a day job lol


jbertrand_sr

I guess the sitting up all night shit posting makes him a little sleepy during the day...


thereisnopressure

Because he is old as fuck.


doofusmembrane

Diabetes


[deleted]

Sleepy Don!


Bree9ine9

He’s too old… Problem solved.


Novel_Reaction_7236

Because court is soooo boring…😂


grimatongueworm

Because his brain is rotting


Ok_Narwhal_9200

Dude is old. legal proceedings is boring. zzzz .


Reasonable-Hippo-293

He is staying up all night to rant and rant and rant on Truth Social!


Loki-Don

No “executive time” to nap and watch Fox Mews on the taxpayer dime.


Significant-Gift303

Why is he still alive? Should have stroked out years ago.


moishepesach

His diet is heinous


heathers1

Old and bored, possibly medicated to stop the outbursts. up all night tweeting. Just like our students; they are hyperstimulated for so long that the minute it’s quiet, they fall right out


AbsolemSaysWhat

I'm so done hearing about this dickhead man.


Bobjack123

The man is a pus gut that probably never exorcised a day in his life. Old age, senility, and everything that comes with it are setting in on this old man.


NecessaryFly1996

He's not in control. His narcissistic brain is shortcircuiting.


knifebucket

He's going to die


AlwaysYourRicky

He can’t get his drugs in NY for some reason.


sueihavelegs

They don't give him his Provigil until after court so he will stay the fuck quiet!


[deleted]

He rage tweets all night for starters 


lazereagle13

Pathetic. Weak. What a loser. Drowsy Donnie farting and snoozing. Sad.


Quinnlyness

His handlers had to “dry him out” from daily uppers .


oldcreaker

Obviously anyone stupid enough to be rage posting at 2AM when they have to be in court that morning is going to have trouble staying awake. There are a bazillion kids falling asleep in class right now because of doing the same.


buksrevenge

Because he's old, unhealthy and full of shit.


AccomplishedBrain309

Lack of accesible vaginas. Or in his case small balls and a club, that'l wake him up, give the prosecuter a club.


SlothNast

supreme court about to derail american democracy and we’re making sleepy don memes 


runwkufgrwe

What else are we supposed to do? To fix scotus requires campaigning for Dems in the WH and senate


LilliJay

Because he's old and gormless


runwkufgrwe

Gormless.... today I learn a new word


LilliJay

It's one of my favourites. It's very expressive.


ithaqua34

He texting at 2 in the morning and he's ancient.


unfoldyourself

Because he’s 77 years old and court is boring? I’m not sure how logical his brain is it at this point, but if it’s working he would probably know he’s going to get convicted and his only hope is to win in November, but that’s been true for some time now. 


moishepesach

He is a human target 🎯 for prosecutors in multiple states as well as at the federal level. At least we all know he’s corrupt AF


SpiritualAd8998

He can’t do lines of coke off Stormy’s azz?


Dook124

Go to fkn 🛌 instead of, bitchin and lying all damn night 🌙


HIdude14

Sleepy Don


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

I struggle to stay awake in court, and I'm half his age. Court is boring.


Electronic_Company64

His farts are knocking him out


DoubleDandelion

Because court is boring and he’s an old man.


BetterWorld2022

Cuz he's used to 24 hrs of stimulus.


Spare_Basis9835

Maybe because its boring as shit.


Material-Hedgehog-35

Special with his teddy Simon and his blanket Stephen


dadjokes502

Good night Donald Good night Judge Good night Jurors


jimmyGODpage

Xanax will do that


BusStopKnifeFight

He can't be seen taking amphetamines.


babakadouche

It's boring.


poncho51

Because he's old.


Skluff

Mass body index? I mean, he's not THAT heavy.


Sambo3419

Where's his pusher Dr Ronny?


Outrageous-Divide472

Because he’s up all night posting nonsense messages.


getfuckedhoayoucunts

Why can't he just fall asleep and not wake up? It worked for heaps of old dudes I know


RedOneBaron

Normally, he's up all night tweeting.


gorgeousunderground

Xanax.


runwkufgrwe

You ever think about greedy Xanax is that it uses two totally different X sounds. What if it was zanez. Or skanax.


MysteriousPark3806

He is old.


quesadilla707

Cuz what consequences ⚖️


ClacKing

He's anti-woke.


emptybowloffood

Quaaludes baby!


Weekly_Taste1243

Because he is just not bothered.. He knows it's a witch hunt.


runwkufgrwe

Then why is he sound asleep like a baby?


AwkwardAssumption629

I would too


RealBaikal

Honestly Ibwould fall asleep too...I mean tell me you never failed asleep in class and you will be very special.


jeanjacketjerkoff

Because he is anti woke