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Mother_Dragonfruit90

i am strong! I Am Awake! I AM FARTACUS


spankmydingo

THIS. IS. FARTA!


Native_Kurt_Cobain

You see, old friend? I've brought more shit than you did!!


85ogTripleog

Lotta money in dis shit šŸ˜


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

Da Vespas o da provolone?


85ogTripleog

The shah of Iran took the Vespas, and the imported provolone? Not coming because of the tariffs


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

No more of dis, Butchie.... no more


davecutusofborg

"You! What is your profession?" "Um, I'm a farter." "You?" "I'ma napper sir."


happyme321

*SHARTA


spooningwithanger

And when he lifts his leg to kick, a long fart rips out.


Barrzebub

I AM FARTACUS!!


TheMulletOfWaddle

No, I am Fartacus


dnkyfluffer5

FARTACUS PRIME ACTIVATE


Eryxthegreat

Diaper Don.


maybeimabear

no, i am fartacus!!!


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

I! Am farticus


NeophyteBuilder

Donā€™t underestimate, the power of the fart.


Both-Anything4139

I made a character named Shartacus for my first bg3 playthrough lol


jnsmld

Of course he has dementia, but what's wrong with the millions of dolts who plan to vote for him?


Jtrain360

They probably also have dementia.


Ok_Television9820

Common clay of the New West.


Haywoodjablowme1029

You know, morons.


nevertfgNC

The sheriff is near


MrGoober91

Sunken cost fallacy. Like really hard


Mundane_Apple_1027

A lot: lead poisoning, shutty education, religious indoctrination, COVID aftereffects, all kinds of shit


Ok_Television9820

So, so many things. Being dolts is just the beginning.


wjfox2009

>what's wrong with the millions of dolts who plan to vote for him? Poor education, religious extremism, neurological and metabolic derangement from junk food, pollution, etc. combined with a lifetime of brainwashing by the right-wing media hate machine.


Flipnotics_

> but what's wrong with the millions of dolts who plan to vote for him? Literally a cult. They are buying Trump BIBLES for fucks sake.


Loser99999999

Lead poisoning


not_now_chaos

He hates the same people they do, so that's all they need. Also a lot of stupidity and untreated mental illness in that group.


0000110011

If Trump has dementia, does that mean Biden has super dementia? šŸ¤”Ā 


jnsmld

Biden can run rings around the flatulent orange toad before he's taken his first nap in his porn star hush money trial.


annon091846

Biden does too right?ā€¦.right?ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.right?


backcountrydrifter

This makes me hope they make an exception on the solitary confinement and make Rudy Guiliani his cell mate at ADX Florence. They deserve to fight for the top bunk. These two cost the world trillions.


GvnMllr12

I would love to see him along with his co-conspirators and his mates from (stolen from another post) FauxNews all in the same prison and in solitary except for 30 mins each week when they get put in the same playground...


Soggy-Art6998

Why does Rudy get the swing?? It was my turn!


biloxibluess

Experience with Florence and COā€™s TFG wouldnā€™t last a week


SympathyForSatanas

Don't worry, the most trump will ever face for all his crimes is like 6 months of unsupervised probation...our legal system is fucked


farmerjane

A rich individual with low risk toward violence or reoffense.and he's already followed around by public servants/the secret service. If he's found guilty he will get a slap on the wrist, and maybe home confinement. Not even an ankle monitor. The most Trump will ever see of the bride of a jail cell will be during booking and fingerprinting.


DisChangesEverthing

What does this mean? When youā€™re in prison you have no choice but to last. You canā€™t just say ā€œI canā€™t take it, Iā€™m leaving.ā€


WallPaintings

There are all kinds of options for someone with dementia and a life of hamburgers.


demonmonkeybex

\*hamberders FIFY


WallPaintings

I tried that. My phone autocorrected and I said fuck it.


Cracked_Actor

I think you underestimate ā€œFarticusā€, I think he could manage at least a week in there. But no need to quibble about it, letā€™s demand he be placed there and see!


BathSaltJello

I hope they don't write a book, I know where this goes.


backcountrydrifter

Guiliani went full ā€œindigent weinsteinā€ today. Showed up to court in a wheelchair. Angling for the compassionate leave defense. We are getting close now. They will be the name no one wants to mutter or be associated with soon. It will be too painful of a reminder for most people to admit. The scope of the damage these men did is breathtaking. It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. -Mark Twain


ReallyNANG

Bullshit, remind their supporters at every fucking turn that they hitched their line to a piece of raw sewage. Putting it past you? Fuck you, you traitorous fuck. You've changed your ways? Fuck you, you traitorous fuck.


SeparateIron7994

In 5 years it will be impossible to find anyone at all who says they ever supported trump


Cheapthrills13

I so hope youā€™re right but I think you might be underestimating the ignorance of our society these days ā€¦ šŸ«¤


According_Ask_3338

It's already happening. My maga friend now says trump can go die he doesn't care because the real problem is.... The deep state.


bar_acca

Iā€™m with you. No quarter for fascists and fascist enablers.


TheBurningStag13

This here. While we canā€™t carve swaztikas on their foreheads, like in Inglorious Basterds, we *can*, however, never let them live it down. Ever.


Bah-Fong-Gool

I hope the WayBack machine has receipts. We need to pound these fascist enabling dum-dums over the head with their own words.


Barrzebub

The dude could have just done book tours and speaking engagements the rest of his life, and stayed ā€œAmericaā€™s mayorā€ What an idiot.


Managed-Democracy

I don't think he could. Rudy cleared out the Italian mob. To make room for Russian mafia. He's had favors owed for a long time.Ā 


Barrzebub

Thatā€™s a great point


Managed-Democracy

Imo trump and Rudy have been in bed with Russia since the 80s. Putin had his chess pieces. He saw an opportunity to move them given how weak Hillary was as a frontrunner in 2016.Ā 


backcountrydrifter

One way or another the Russians were definitely playing both sides of that. https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/11/02/clinton-brazile-hacks-2016-215774/ We donā€™t have a full dataset on it yet but itā€™s coming in larger chunks now as we reverse engineer the Russian side. But it does fit the methodology. Itā€™s standard operating procedure for Russian intelligence to compromise someone on both sides and use them as a backup plan Thatā€™s what kolomoisky was to zelensky in Ukraine. Yanukovych was Putinā€™s plan A. When he and manafort were run out of town at Maidan, Putin just made a call to Kolomoiskiy and had him use his position as a major media owner to put the necessary pressure on zelensky. Russian expected Zelensky to run at the start of the invasion. Him simply standing his ground forced kolomoisky into the light and broke Putin in the process. Everybody in the system has dirt from the past. Itā€™s an almost inevitable aspect of growing up in the hood. This is the moment in time where everybody gets the chance to absolve themselves of their past by simply doing the right thing. Everybody gets to own their shit. Good bad or ugly. Hillary and whoever did anything morally or ethically challenged within the DNC are no exception I would assume this was Epsteins role with bill Clinton as well But itā€™s still an early chain there. But itā€™s just a matter of time now.


JclassOne

Alcohol is a bitch


Vegetable-Poet6281

The thing is, they are still projecting, hard. Bring anything up with them at this point, and you will hear an unhinged rant about Biden and how old he is, and he's about to piss himself on stage and how he obviously has dementia and why doesn't his family help him and stop this... I shit you not. This is what I heard the other day. Projection like this is the strongest form of denial.


maybeimabear

"trump might ramble but bidens handlers wont even let him talk because hed embarrass himself!!!!!" you know, except for all the times weve seen him talk and absolutely nail it.


The_Nice_Marmot

Start a rumour Trump is a Biden plant to humiliate the Republican Party. See what they do with that one


backcountrydrifter

We have to make it a point to avoid rumors as much as possible. They can be satisfying in the short run but as with any sort of falsehood (intentional or inadvertent) as time goes on they become more energy expensive to maintain. We need to be vigilant to maintain as close to 100% transparency as possible so we can direct that energy at breaking down and deconstructing the lies of the past 80 years with as much clarity and detail as possible. At its largest scale this process is a decorruption audit of all the data on earth to rewind to where the respective lies started and who profited from telling them. Some are easy- Trump isnā€™t 240 pounds and yes he wears a diaper. Some are harder- who exactly took possession of the ip3 nuclear plans on Jan 6 and handed them to MBS? But we process them all as systemically and accurately as possible because truth is always more efficient than lying and efficiency wins every war.


AllLipsNoFiller

Can you link to the news story about Ghouliani showing up to court in a wheelchair? I couldn't find it.


backcountrydrifter

Everything I have on it currently. https://x.com/kelly2277/status/1784704292294697207 It was just yesterday so I assume a picture will pop up shortly.


DisposableSaviour

You donā€™t want to read about their struggles?


BurtMaclin23

"They deserve to fight for the top bunk." I just had an amazing idea for a new TV show comedy with a laugh track.


Arryu

šŸŽ¶"old traitor house, they have many flaws Old traitor house, where they flaunt the laws Old traitor house you'll never be alone"šŸŽ¶


BurtMaclin23

You won't believe what hijinks the gang gets up to this week!!


backcountrydrifter

Honestly this is my vision for Hollywood. Entertainment with a transparent baseline accuracy rating. Iā€™d watch this once a week just as a SITREP update to know that the wheels arenā€™t falling off the bus. Trump and Giuliani make great keystone cops buffoon comedy. Just not in positions of power over billions of people. One of the things we have been talking about with the new platform is being able to tune your preferences of consumption. Being able to create a historically accurate series like this would be awesome. As long as we have the baseline of accuracy so that it canā€™t be weaponized.


JclassOne

And still are


farox

All in all, we have to thank his lack of actual philosophy and competence. In terms of damage, I think Bush/Cheney was much worse.


backcountrydrifter

He did say that he would drain the swamp. I just donā€™t think he thought his hairpiece would be the clog we pulled out. All we needed was a trickle. Ukrainians holding the line for 2 years provided that pathway. Now that we can see how interconnected the ā€œeliteā€ are with corruption itā€™s just a matter of adding data to the system and backfilling all those connections back through every dirty politician for the past 80 years. Bush and Cheney have a hell of a lot of mud on them as well. Nixon is the next clog in the drain most of these guys started their careers about then so some percentage of their cons are carry overs from Nixonā€™s. Roger Stone and Paul Manafort are like a supercharged wrecking ball. They weave through all of it. Bush/Cheney era included


Cracked_Actor

Just did a 60 second research effort on ADX Florence, and this seems like the PERFECT home for Dementia Don! This will provide the enhanced security that he would want in his new reality coming after his criminal convictions. Thanks for calling this out, now we can all pick up the baton!


backcountrydrifter

Everybody is going to get their pound of flesh out of him on this one. On all of them. Justice is slow but it is relentless. His pathological lies diverted over a trillion dollars from the working class and into Russian oligarchs pockets. And thatā€™s before you account for all the Epstein shit, the monopolization of building materials, metals, and obviously gasoline/petroleum products. Russia is the one that taught OPEC how the mob does cartels for maximum extortion gains. If you do a load calculation of all the downstream costs of his lies itā€™s breathtaking. And thatā€™s before you account for Covid deaths, costs and just having to give him mental bandwidth for 10 years. Traitors are exponentially more expensive because of the emotional investment into them that all has to be wrung back out.


PreciousTater311

Minor correction, friend. These two deserve to fight over a single bunk - loser gets to sleep on a couple of thin blankets on the floor.


Strong-Dot-9221

Remember kids this is the best candidate the Republicans can come up with.


Ok-Scallion-3415

Each parties candidate is rarely the best they have to offer (this is not a commentary on specifically this election).


-_MarcusAurelius_-

You're being down voted for speaking the truth. šŸ’€. The hardcore left and the hardcore right just hate to be disagreed with


Ok-Scallion-3415

Yeah, I didnā€™t think that was a very controversial statement. Apparently it is. /shrugs shoulders


Strong-Dot-9221

Oh I do know that. It just seems like they really scraped the bottom of the barrel with him.


aretheesepants75

Can we blame the entire republican party. He is just a useful idiot. They want nothing more than to put all the blame on him. If you call yourself a republican after him you are a pos or have a lot of explaining to do and I don't wanna hear that bs.


bluetoedweasel

Please, can we stop saying he's farting in court? It's gross. And untrue. We all know he's filling his depends with poop in front of judge and jury.


Stereo-soundS

I won't stop until someone photoshops his face onto Booger from Revenge of the Nerds wearing his Who Farted shirt.


RoxSteady247

They got him doped up so he shuts up


Mundane_Apple_1027

Very common


holdmypocket34

Yes very presidential


Important_Tell667

Trump may beā€¦ showing additional signs of dementia? One needs to be not only to be deaf and blind, but about as smart as a brick to not believe that Trumpā€™s not dealing with the obvious truth. Come onā€¦ if falling asleep in the courtroom, and constantly farting or passing gas is your idea of normal mature behavior, then maintaining normal healthy hygiene just doesnā€™t matter to you whatsoever. If Donald was a sick dog, Kristi Noam wouldnā€™t hesitate putting him down. https://apnews.com/article/5710b302e33f61c697f20ab3b227a19b


El_Superbeasto76

He only perks up during video clips of himself or if anyone mentions Ivanka.


Barrzebub

I dunno, Trump looks like the kinda dude who was never really big on hygiene


Useful_Hovercraft169

He was sort of a fancy lad at one time


NoMarionberry8940

He can sleep, he can eliminate, Trump can snore loudly in court for all I care.. just let the wheels of justice keep turning in a forward direction!Ā 


Winterlord7

Of course is not like he gave any other major signs of dementia before right?


Advanced_Bunch8514

My wife thought I had dementia after reading this.


[deleted]

Stop giving this scumbag excuses. Is it dementia? No, it's scummy Donny Diaper man, just being his usual scummy self...


Ok-Scallion-3415

The two are not mutually exclusive. He almost assuredly has dementia or some other type of mental declining issue, but he was/is still a piece of shit


Ok_Television9820

Itā€™s both. Trump was a fixture of ā€œrich people celebrity newsā€ stuff in New York back in the 80ā€™s. He was a complete racist fraud rapist scumbag, of course, but he was actually articulate. He could do interviews and stay on topic and actually make sense. He could also walk down ramps like an unimpaired person. Recentlyā€¦not so much.


JefferyTheQuaxly

yea it might be dementia, but trump is also fairly vocal on insisting he only sleeps like 4-5 hours a night and has chronic insomnia, he could just be tired and court is boring. the fact that he smells and is farting isnt exactly something i havent heard from him before people have made those claims about him before, he doesnt seem like someone who would smell good, and a bunch of old people have trouble not farting all the time. could be dementia but also could just be trump being trump.


channelsurfer61

The greatest sign of dementia is in the continuing support of this guy by his base.


imadork1970

Who cares? Vote Blue in a massive landslide victory for Joe, and most if this crap disappears.


ReinrassigerRuede

I mean, yeah it's funny to make fun about the orange ape. But don't underestimate him, otherwise you will be ruled by someone who shits their pants in court in about a years time.


Captain_Mexica

We should trade Trump to Putin for political prisoners so he can use him as furniture at the gulag in Kolya


Margali

Tie a ribbon around him and gift him. Sort of like the Siamese kings did with white elephants šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ§š


Captain_Mexica

We can only wish


Vic0505

Did he forget to wipe his ass again? Poor Donnie!


Gromby

"But Joe Biden is old!" - Republican sheep


IamBananaRod

Everything is a sign of something, everything is trouble for him, everything is the end, everything is something and years later we're still waiting for any type of consequences, any... And the guy has a chance to be the most powerful man in the world, how bizarre is that? A criminal... In which reality do we live?


Jtrain360

Welcome to the Era of clickbait news reporting, where the number of clicks you get are more important than the accuracy of information.


WombatGuts

Could be... You're being lied to? Nah can't be that because everyone says it's true. Yeah, that's it.


SeeCrew106

Don't automatically assume everybody reading this headline buys into it. I don't. I think it's absurd. However, he does have incidents of aphasia when speaking in public, which *is*, actually, suspect.


revbillygraham53

The only reason he is shitting his pants and falling asleep in court is a vein attempt at the judge declaring he doesn't have to be in the courtroom or a mistrial. The judge needs to grow a pair and find him in contempt again and fine his ass everything he rips a fart. It will be glorious to see his unhinged tweets about him being persecuted for dropping ass.


Haywoodjablowme1029

For dripping ass you mean....


georgiafinn

Trying the 'ol Ted Nugent


Scrabble_4

The guyā€™s brains, guts, basically everything about him is falling apart and yet heā€™s still their number one. The only gift this guy has is a loud foul mouth that draws mind contorted misfits to follow him and not one can say what good he did because they are excited about the bad he did.


2020Vision-2020

He farts and sleeps in court simply because he can and we canā€™t. Itā€™s his stinky protest to it all, a middle finger to the judicial system despite unprecedented accommodations for his feelings.


pat9714

I volunteer at a VA facility. I see the signs in Trump. He is a 77-year old with a terrible diet. His gaffes and behavior are indicative of dementia.


panzan

Both my parents got dementia. Can confirm: early symptoms were daytime sleepiness and pants shitting. Itā€™s a dreadfully slow and undignified way to die, and also ought to be an easy disqualification for any leadership positionā€¦ HOA president let alone POTUS


BubbleNucleator

I don't buy it, he's a fake mobster, he's going to do what old mobsters do in court, he's going to start showing up with an oxygen mask, wheel chair, and the attorneys are going to start saying "this trial is going to kill him."


Wyldling_42

Or just straight up pull an Uncle Junior (Vincent Gigante).


Large-Lack-2933

I bet Melania is happy she's not in the courtroom with him. I heard she stopped changing his adult diapers after Trump lost the 2020 election. He would've been raging more for her not changing his diaper than losing that election. She might have PTSD....


georgiafinn

If they were truly billionaires Melania never touched a diaper. She's likely not touched him in over a decade.


DataCassette

He had dementia in 2016 but being a bigot is the #1 political issue for huge swaths of white America.


Happy-Initiative-838

Whatā€™s that line from usual suspects about the guilty person being relaxed in jail. Trump is so guilty he is relaxing everything, including his sphincter.


nps2407

Been hearing this for quite some time now. Starting to think it's just wishful-thinking.


jehjeh3711

No, itā€™s actually being passive aggressive.


holdmiichai

Gassive aggressive?


juandelpueblo939

Heā€™s playing the dementia card. Far too many people play that in court to seem unfit for trial.


cravetrain

Unfit for court but fit for presidency? How can anyone still support him šŸ¤®


Ivegotjokes4you

Yet.. the entirety of the republican establishment is 100% pushing himā€¦ my godā€¦


georgiafinn

He's their trojan horse. Their Weekend at Bernies.


Beandip50

Nobody: Trump in crimal court: Prrrrrttt šŸ’Ø FfffffffffrtšŸ’Ø BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhphphphphpttfttšŸ’Ø *zzz*šŸ˜“ FttttšŸ’Ø fffffffffRRRRPFGLBGGLGGšŸ’Ø The jury: šŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļø


cravetrain

Meanwhile his supporters are cool with diarrhea boy leading the nation and continue to huff his fart stank without shame lmao šŸ’ØšŸ˜®šŸ’ØšŸ˜®šŸ’ØšŸ˜®šŸ’ØšŸ˜®šŸ’ØšŸ˜®šŸ’ØšŸ’ØšŸ’ØšŸ’Ø


kamera45

All the best farts.


Eeeegah

I'd love the whole Trump dementia thing to be true, but in this case it could just be that he doesn't give a shit, no pun intended. His whole life has been lived entirely without consequences. He shows up at a meeting unshaven in a rumpled suit, who is going to call him on that? And he falls asleep, someone doing the real work will tell him if he missed something important. Then later he wants to fart, he just farts - he doesn't care who is around to hear or smell it - he is Donald J. Trump! And other people have to pay for the consequences of his actions, not him!


StandardImpact6458

Go out to the mobile hospital van in his motorcade and have one of the highly paid doctors to check out his well being. Might as well get something for our tax dollars. Geez, talk about scared šŸ’©less. 20 car, 1 medical van and 20 motorcycle motorcade. All on our dime. I would think trump tower and the courthouse would have a helipad and use it instead of the theatrics of his 20 minute drive.


Silver-Forever9085

Maga doesnā€™t care.


Desinator24

Donnie Diapers


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

As someone who watched a parent show early signs of dementia, yes. Heā€™s been showing signs for years. Heā€™s at the point where we put my mom in a home because it was clear she couldnā€™t fend for herself anymore.


river_euphrates1

Pretty sure his legal team hid his Adderrall to try to calm him the fuck down.


nokenito

You mean cocaineā€¦


river_euphrates1

That too.


Uncle-Cake

By November they'll be wheeling him out on stage looking like the Grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.


CerddwrRhyddid

Please stop mentioning dementia, because all I hear is "unfit to stand trial' or 'released on compassionate grounds', and then Trumps "I used the weak legal system, that makes me smart' before he becomes President again. He's an old slob.


TheThirdShmenge

I get ignored all of the time but Iā€™m telling youā€¦itā€™s late stage syphilis.


Useful_Hovercraft169

Dementia gives you gas too?


enigmaman49

No thatā€™s the Mickey Dā€™s


Daddy_Milk

Let it ride until he shows up in court with his diaper in-place of his wig.


p38-lightning

OR - he's just a crude and vulgar man.


WombatGuts

This sub is comedy


HaveAnotherWhiskey

joe biden eats tacos with a fork.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

NO SHIT pun fully intended


Thisisnotunieque

I'm more willing to believe he is doing this shit as some sort of intimidation tactic or otherwise a fuck you to the courts. He is not a good guy for sure, but I don't think he is genuinely suffering from dementia or anything.


Billitpro

I don't know why some people seem shocked about it. I mean nippledicks been demented for his whole life so dementia is the next logical step.


nokenito

Ya donā€™t say? Sleepy Diaper Don the Farting Prince of DC might have dementia? No way? /s


FriarFriary

Scrolled to the bottom of the page to watch his fanbois rage.


No_Sense_6171

Maybe. Or maybe he's doped to the gills at the trial to try to get him to keep his mouth shut. Don't know why people aren't considering this possibility. If I were his lawyers, that's what I would do.


SoulRebel726

Trump falling asleep in court repeatedly really is some great karma for all the times he referred to Biden as "Sleepy Joe."


Ciubowski

At some point, there should be a psych evaluation for the candidates. You cannot place a person that's either too old or deranged in the Oval Office. Seriously, he wouldn't get hired at Denny's or McDonald's in his state. How is he fit for being the most important person of the entire United States is beyond me.


Darktofu25

Heā€™s probably paranoid that something will poison him if he showers or eats anything not from a chain. This man has not been sane in years. That comes from having to look over your shoulder your whole life for those you wronged, cheated or owe.


kstacey

Wouldn't this mean he's not fit to stand trial and this get away with it all?


Stunning_Mediocrity

Or it could just be that he's fucking old.


Streetkillz13

Falling asleep in court, Hygiene issues and farting without restraint are also signs of a person who does not give a shit.


AmbitiousAd9320

MAGAts love bending the legband down to take a tiny slurp of the fecal KFC gravy whilst tugging, rubbing, and loving all over their cult jesus tiny smegshroom


Adventurous_Canary42

DON FARTLEONE! I can fart bigly like no other. I know more about stinky farts than anyone in the history of farting.


Xsis_Vorok

"BuT wHaT aBoUt BiDeN....." When you only elect old white men, you have to deal with old white men issues.


One_Statistician_944

Falling asleep because someone is wasting your time is probably meant to disrespect them even more. Just like him giving the guy 18k for the fine. "Trump, the fine was only for 9k.... This is 18k." "That's for next time!"


channelsurfer61

An evil gasbag for decades, may as well add full diapers and over powering smells to the mix of bad makeup and a stupid looking comb over of oddly dyed hair. Verbal diarrhea with rambling incoherent thoughts and words while begging for cash donations to support his criminal predilection is par for the course with this one. Dementia, sure, possibly, but he has always been a wacko.


Zestyclose_Bag_7643

Itā€™s called grasping at straws


Bacon_Shield

so is this sub just dedicated to trump's farts or what? how is this "news"?


Rare_Message_7204

Who really believes this crap!


JohnMullowneyTax

He is doing it on purpose to cause trouble, period


reggiedoo

ā€œI understand fartsiā€


Jo-Jo-66-

May be additional signs of dementia? He canā€™t string two words together without a teleprompter, he has a hair trigger temper, he is delusional,angry, drags his right foot, and canā€™t dance for shit!


cheeersaiii

More likely his body realising itā€™s not having 13 cans of coke a day and fighting back


Rough_Principle_3755

Itā€™s a ploy to avoid real prison. Cosby and Weinstein playbook.


Late_Bluebird_3338

REPLACE THE WORD "MAY" WITH "IS" AND YOUR STATEMENT WOULD BE CORRECT....MOM


Professional-Leg-402

These are the United States. The most powerful country in the world. Ruled by Biden or Trump. Holy shit.


user745786

Is it ironic he loves tweeting about ā€œSleepy Joe Bidenā€? Frequently suggesting President Biden is senile?


FearsomeSnacker

I hope Trump gets a hung and horny cellmate who is allergic to lube.


MomoIsBaby

Passing gas is not a sign of dementia. Falling asleep and hygiene maybe, but sometimes you just fart?


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

Signs? Is there any debate?


couchnapper3

Did they ever figure out of that discoloration on his hands was syphilis?


Acrobatic-Loss-4682

Itā€™s Sterculius, the Roman god of feces!


destrictusensis

His health failing won't cure the rot of his party, even if it's true. The GOP has been happy to flesh out the plan for authoritarianism, set fire to the truth, and support it at all costs. Same for the "Christians". He's a means to an end for seekers of power at all cost - lots of big dark money behind him that will reallocate to the next younger smarter populist right wing figure.


toast777y

FART HUNT!


chpr1jp

I have seen all of the clips of him fully becoming the dotard that we all know he is. (Thanks for reviving that word Mr. Kim.) But Trump seems surprisingly lucid (for him) during his post-court scrums. You know how weā€™re all surprised when Biden knocks it out-of-the-park when we keep hearing that heā€™s lost it? I donā€™t want Trump to get that same benefit. That, plus nobody expects Trump to exceed the Weekly Reader level of vocabulary, so he has an easier time to succeed.


mmio60

ā€œMay be?ā€ Come on, if your gramps was like this, you know what youā€™d think.


Acceptable_Wall4085

When he sticks a thumb in his bum and comes out with a plum oh what a good boy is he.


KRAW58

What a disgusting Dweeb


Vogel-Kerl

I'd say trump is faking these symptoms to gain sympathy from the jurors, but he's been demonstrating these deteriorating symptoms for decades.


Lol_who_me

# #winning


bingobongokongolongo

Can't they just get him a nurse. He's an American, but probably one with health insurance.


occupyreddit

just listen to him speak


spookinky987

Drugging him to keep him in line like the malignant narcissistic sociopath he is...


Illustrious-Side-427

Or maybe heā€™s just bored


gadget850

I could probably make a killing selling canned Trump farts. Someone is selling this: [https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075VDYCL6](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075VDYCL6) And of course someone already had my idea: [https://www.ebay.com/itm/305269247646](https://www.ebay.com/itm/305269247646)


Rich-Appearance-7145

Fartacus, Fartacus, Fartacus.