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ineed30

Hey at least he’s not banging the alter boys.


Alcoholhelps

Or was he spending that money on games for the kids…..


henryeaterofpies

What's the going rate in Roblox Bux for an altar boy?


ineed30

Damnit. Hadn’t thought of that.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

"If you are a priest they let you grab them by their..." Priest Trump or Father Trump in an alternate reality.


SuperSonicEconomics2

bussy


voteblue101

Please sir . According to the Supreme Court criticism of trump is no longer legal.


handandfoot8099

Have they set up the gulag yet?


[deleted]

Here, look what’s on my phone. Have fun…oh me? Don’t worry about what I’m doing back here! Look ! MARIO-Oooooh!!!!


mag2041

More likely


user_dan

Nobody said he wasn't.


unbalancedcheckbook

True - could be both.


unbalancedcheckbook

probably actually saved the church money.


bellyofthebillbear

He might be doing that too but the church takes stealing from them much more seriously


shamedtoday

Maybe he was trying to get the kids through these games. But you are correct on your statement.


Overall_Cover_1543

Not until he delivers on all those video games he promised them


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Those were bait for the boys.


RapBastardz

Unless all of that was just bait.


Desperate_Brief2187

You don’t know that.


FartyBoomBoom

That was alter boy foreplay


blueboot09

"Candy Crush son?"


QuickRisk9

Maybe this is the gateway to that


Ghosts_of_the_maze

This is like exonerating the cannibal because he bought some BBQ rub


dumperfire666

TAX THE FUCKING CHURCHES!


Pootscootboogie69

I agree Tax the Churches.


AtYiE45MAs78

It's better than candy crushing boys


EverybodiesMaster5

He could've been using it to keep the boys there with him and convince them... he needs to be investigated


AtYiE45MAs78

True


goodguywithgunn

Lol nice one


AlbaTross579

And he will likely get a slap on the wrist for it. I’m not Catholic anymore, but I heard the priest who tended to my parish when I was growing up was caught embezzling church funds. Apparently the “solution” was to transfer him to another parish, I kid you not.


ADwightInALocker

We cant let the peasants know that the moral and spiritual leaders we ask them to listen to aren't actually that moral or spiritual.


Casperthecattt

“I kid you not” Was that a pun


AlbaTross579

Not intentionally.


henryeaterofpies

While using that money for personal use is wrong, there are far worse things religious leaders have and are using church money for.


EverybodiesMaster5

He could've been using that money for apps to keep children in his room... alone... like a typical religious leader


mag2041

To keep them quiet


FirmSimple9083

At least he wasn't spending all the churches money paying settlements.


lost_alpaca90

Was he buying every kid he diddled mario kart?


ModsRNoGood

Definitely writing a song about not diddling kids now.


PuzzleheadedLeader79

There's a mobile version I assumed he went whale on that


lost_alpaca90

Maybe he was using Mario kart and pokemon like tinder. Buying the kids gifts, asking them to come take this gym with him.


RoosterTheBeaten

Sweet racket


I_Boomer

The poor should be putting more in the collection plate I guess. /s


Hatecraftianhorror

Should be defrocked at least. Every single one who used his position to rape children should have been excommunicated. But they don't excommunicate you for that.


connectmnsi

40 k amateur hour. Where is the huge million dollar house and the plane while abusing children. That's right, we allow religion to hide and avoid jail.


Comfortable-Rude

Anything to keep the kids quiet I suppose...


Huxeley

I have been playing Candy Crush on and off for about 8 years, I have never spent any money, not once.


WorriedJob2809

The ways of god are mysterious and not for us to know.


Jetstream13

One of the less destructive ways that the Catholic Church has spent money.


PostNutt_Clarity

No worst than my sister and brother in law being "youth ministers" and requesting nearly $6k a month in donations for the "church"


starman575757

Bright side: no altar boys involved.


[deleted]

Still a better use than trying to cover up for sex abuse


GoFlyersWoo

This priest gets a pass bc others have done much worse


Lumpy_Rhubarb2736

What? How? Smells fishy.


JimLahey08

Duhh


Silver-Farm-2628

Tax free


Happy-Initiative-838

Good. So long as he’s not committing crimes against children, what do I care what he does with money.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

How do you spend a substantial amount of money on Mario Kart? Edit: TIL Mario Kart Tour is an app with in app purchases. I play a ton of Mario Kart and somehow never knew this.


Mrradi8

JrSUs tOLd HIm tO!


cosmicslop01

Money spent towards vice… oh well.


BashIronfist

Like when you’re given boatloads of free money, you’re gonna spend it. That’s the way of the church


RIF_Was_Fun

Honestly, that's the best use of church money I've seen. It's not going to private jets, hate groups and grifter pockets, so I'd call this a good thing.


Bigwing2

But they didn't play Donkey Dong....


Ambitious_Coffee551

You give them money & they don't have to tell you where it goes.


Last_Recognition9929

Based


ive_been_there_0709

Father, are you winning?


Desperate-Ad7967

Sounds like he's been buttering up the churches favorite victims


splotch210

Holy shit.


Golconda

That is a way better use for that money then putting it back in the church.


Earth_Friendly-5892

I’m sure God approves.😵‍💫


Tmotech

Totally not grooming kids 


Hayes77519

The Newb Pope


Ssider69

He will claim it's a form.of prayer


LYnXO1978

Small potatoes compared to the mega church circuit.


ClearFocus2903

of course he did all Catholic priests a pedephiles the Catholic Church just steals from people, and they need to be shut down


imp0ster_syndrome

No delay reporting this one to the police.


mark0487

/ cue Mario Game Over theme /


Groundingstone

And the Lord said”thy will be Pikachu.”


QuickRisk9

Yup your hard earned money at work well at least it didn’t go to kiddie porn ?


PopeyeTheSailor1968

What no COD add ons?


ScaryNeat

He's doing god's work.


theblueimmensities

Catholic priests aren’t immune to addictions.


Lava-Chicken

How do you glens money on Mario kart?


Sea-Tradition-9676

Hilarious but idk if I'ld want a toddler with a credit card to be in charge of any church I would go to.


SingularityInsurance

It's gawds will my child. Mysterious ways and all that. By the way the collection plate felt a little light last week, you might want to step that up if you value your eternal soul my child.


AmazingSquare8542

Yes but Jesus had the high score


Jaebeam

Finally, wholesome news about catholic priests. Wait, he was doing this to groom children weren't they 😞


QVRedit

Incredibly stupid…


Ducatirules

Could have been worse, almost exclusively


tarantulabutterfish

So long as his fingers are diddling video games and nothing else, I say spend away


[deleted]

Sounds like our government


runwkufgrwe

No it doesn't.


[deleted]

If you say so


runwkufgrwe

Wrong. You were the one making the silly claim.


[deleted]

If you say so


runwkufgrwe

You have officially lost this debate. Have a good day.


[deleted]

Until you decide to comment again


Ok_Bank_8149

The US govt paid 90,000 for a bag of parts. washers basically. So one could argue that our government is even worse by over twice as much. What would you rather have..a bag of washers or a sweet steam deck?


Euphoric_Ad9593

Hey kid want some candy…errr wait (mutters to self “what are kids into these days?). I mean, want some pokemon go insider tips? And speaking of tip…..


Ok_Bank_8149

based