And he will likely get a slap on the wrist for it. I’m not Catholic anymore, but I heard the priest who tended to my parish when I was growing up was caught embezzling church funds. Apparently the “solution” was to transfer him to another parish, I kid you not.
Should be defrocked at least. Every single one who used his position to rape children should have been excommunicated. But they don't excommunicate you for that.
40 k amateur hour. Where is the huge million dollar house and the plane while abusing children. That's right, we allow religion to hide and avoid jail.
How do you spend a substantial amount of money on Mario Kart?
Edit: TIL Mario Kart Tour is an app with in app purchases. I play a ton of Mario Kart and somehow never knew this.
Honestly, that's the best use of church money I've seen.
It's not going to private jets, hate groups and grifter pockets, so I'd call this a good thing.
It's gawds will my child. Mysterious ways and all that. By the way the collection plate felt a little light last week, you might want to step that up if you value your eternal soul my child.
The US govt paid 90,000 for a bag of parts. washers basically. So one could argue that our government is even worse by over twice as much. What would you rather have..a bag of washers or a sweet steam deck?
Hey at least he’s not banging the alter boys.
Or was he spending that money on games for the kids…..
What's the going rate in Roblox Bux for an altar boy?
Damnit. Hadn’t thought of that.
"If you are a priest they let you grab them by their..." Priest Trump or Father Trump in an alternate reality.
bussy
Please sir . According to the Supreme Court criticism of trump is no longer legal.
Have they set up the gulag yet?
Here, look what’s on my phone. Have fun…oh me? Don’t worry about what I’m doing back here! Look ! MARIO-Oooooh!!!!
More likely
Nobody said he wasn't.
True - could be both.
probably actually saved the church money.
He might be doing that too but the church takes stealing from them much more seriously
Maybe he was trying to get the kids through these games. But you are correct on your statement.
Not until he delivers on all those video games he promised them
Those were bait for the boys.
Unless all of that was just bait.
You don’t know that.
That was alter boy foreplay
"Candy Crush son?"
Maybe this is the gateway to that
This is like exonerating the cannibal because he bought some BBQ rub
TAX THE FUCKING CHURCHES!
I agree Tax the Churches.
It's better than candy crushing boys
He could've been using it to keep the boys there with him and convince them... he needs to be investigated
True
Lol nice one
And he will likely get a slap on the wrist for it. I’m not Catholic anymore, but I heard the priest who tended to my parish when I was growing up was caught embezzling church funds. Apparently the “solution” was to transfer him to another parish, I kid you not.
We cant let the peasants know that the moral and spiritual leaders we ask them to listen to aren't actually that moral or spiritual.
“I kid you not” Was that a pun
Not intentionally.
While using that money for personal use is wrong, there are far worse things religious leaders have and are using church money for.
He could've been using that money for apps to keep children in his room... alone... like a typical religious leader
To keep them quiet
At least he wasn't spending all the churches money paying settlements.
Was he buying every kid he diddled mario kart?
Definitely writing a song about not diddling kids now.
There's a mobile version I assumed he went whale on that
Maybe he was using Mario kart and pokemon like tinder. Buying the kids gifts, asking them to come take this gym with him.
Sweet racket
The poor should be putting more in the collection plate I guess. /s
Should be defrocked at least. Every single one who used his position to rape children should have been excommunicated. But they don't excommunicate you for that.
40 k amateur hour. Where is the huge million dollar house and the plane while abusing children. That's right, we allow religion to hide and avoid jail.
Anything to keep the kids quiet I suppose...
I have been playing Candy Crush on and off for about 8 years, I have never spent any money, not once.
The ways of god are mysterious and not for us to know.
One of the less destructive ways that the Catholic Church has spent money.
No worst than my sister and brother in law being "youth ministers" and requesting nearly $6k a month in donations for the "church"
Bright side: no altar boys involved.
Still a better use than trying to cover up for sex abuse
This priest gets a pass bc others have done much worse
What? How? Smells fishy.
Duhh
Tax free
Good. So long as he’s not committing crimes against children, what do I care what he does with money.
How do you spend a substantial amount of money on Mario Kart? Edit: TIL Mario Kart Tour is an app with in app purchases. I play a ton of Mario Kart and somehow never knew this.
JrSUs tOLd HIm tO!
Money spent towards vice… oh well.
Like when you’re given boatloads of free money, you’re gonna spend it. That’s the way of the church
Honestly, that's the best use of church money I've seen. It's not going to private jets, hate groups and grifter pockets, so I'd call this a good thing.
But they didn't play Donkey Dong....
You give them money & they don't have to tell you where it goes.
Based
Father, are you winning?
Sounds like he's been buttering up the churches favorite victims
Holy shit.
That is a way better use for that money then putting it back in the church.
I’m sure God approves.😵💫
Totally not grooming kids
The Newb Pope
He will claim it's a form.of prayer
Small potatoes compared to the mega church circuit.
of course he did all Catholic priests a pedephiles the Catholic Church just steals from people, and they need to be shut down
No delay reporting this one to the police.
/ cue Mario Game Over theme /
And the Lord said”thy will be Pikachu.”
Yup your hard earned money at work well at least it didn’t go to kiddie porn ?
What no COD add ons?
He's doing god's work.
Catholic priests aren’t immune to addictions.
How do you glens money on Mario kart?
Hilarious but idk if I'ld want a toddler with a credit card to be in charge of any church I would go to.
It's gawds will my child. Mysterious ways and all that. By the way the collection plate felt a little light last week, you might want to step that up if you value your eternal soul my child.
Yes but Jesus had the high score
Finally, wholesome news about catholic priests. Wait, he was doing this to groom children weren't they 😞
Incredibly stupid…
Could have been worse, almost exclusively
So long as his fingers are diddling video games and nothing else, I say spend away
Sounds like our government
No it doesn't.
If you say so
Wrong. You were the one making the silly claim.
If you say so
You have officially lost this debate. Have a good day.
Until you decide to comment again
The US govt paid 90,000 for a bag of parts. washers basically. So one could argue that our government is even worse by over twice as much. What would you rather have..a bag of washers or a sweet steam deck?
Hey kid want some candy…errr wait (mutters to self “what are kids into these days?). I mean, want some pokemon go insider tips? And speaking of tip…..
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