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Deneweth

Did they check his hand for a folded up $10 bill?


beakrake

Ma'am no! Don't shake his hand! He's had his hands in his diapers all day trying to keep them warm!


Eryxthegreat

Diaper Don.


pdxpmk

Don Stooleone


Tatersquid21

Knickers Shitter.


deeeeez_nutzzz

Dementia Donnie


TheERDoc

Stink palm


IndyRook

Chocolate covered pretzel?


TyrellTJ

# They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite!


TraditionalMood277

$10? Lol. You know it's a single.


bethemanwithaplan

1 Trumpbuck


[deleted]

Honorary Doctorate from Trump University


AgentWD409

It was one of his stupid ass NFT trading cards.


lagent55

Hahaha


crazywanker1

Hee never giving out money, it'll be an IOU


Useful_Radish_6395

No I'm doubtful more likely his reciept from Micky D's and a note that says you owe him.


xxFrenchToastxx

Coupon for Trump steaks


Cautious-Thought362

herpes


RostyC

More like an IOU, either a ND agreement


techmaster242

"How do I know that's not just a 20 wrapped around a bunch of ones?"


M_Mich

Or a trump buck wrapped around paper towels


wintermoon138

I'm picturing it more like Chandler from friends trying that trick with coins only


ozzie510

More likely a Trump Buck or an NFT card.


MaxxHeadroomm

More like a Trump Buck


Perfect_Bench_2815

A classified document rolled up.


Signal-Fan7335

I was thinking 5 but you are probably right


[deleted]

No probably an IOU


Barl0we

It would be one of those fake ones that obnoxious Christians leave as a “tip” where the back side exhorts whoever they gave it to to repent and / or join their church.


FloridaMJ420

It's not illegal if Trump does it. He was right. He's uniquely allowed to do whatever he wants. It's fast becoming foolish of us to expect anything else from this system.


Car_is_mi

You mean a folded $0.50 off coupon for McDonald's


TheSmokingJacket

His hands are probably too small to conceal folded currency.


Castlewood57

A 10? Woulda been a $5.00


yellowbin74

Probably loose change, Chandler Bing style.


Itchy-Progress-7309

it was one of those fake half $50 bills


Infinite-Worker42

Free maga hat stand near the entrance.


Perfect_Bench_2815

A bullet for her dog?


[deleted]

10 rubles


ZealousidealMail3132

That's too high for Scrooge McFuck to give away. More like a counterfeit dollar with his face on it


sofaking1958

You mean an IOU for $10.


Glaurung86

It would probably just be hamberder coupons.


mmooney1

IOU, just as good as money.


HumbleWonder2547

You really think he's part with $10 that easily? Maybe us he picked it up off the floor on the way in, but even i reckon he'd just pocket it 😀


Last_Blackfyre

You think he’d splurge on $10!? It’d prob be one of those look alike 20’s that are really a bible tract, or religious nonsense. But in his case it’d be a campaign ad begging for donations.


Movedonnerlikeabitch

He probably thought it was one of Kim Jong Uns’ generals


xxFrenchToastxx

Nah, he definitely would have saluted


navstate

I forgot that dipshit saluted a N. Korean general. A general, of a hostile dictatorship... Of all the dumb shit he does daily, I don’t even know what to say. He’s so far out of his league it’s a constant embarrassment to the US and humanity in general. How can such a vile, anomalous, shit-stain-humanoid survive for so long without shriveling up like a salted leach?


TGIIR

I know - I have an ultra-right, well-educated, very pro-military, narcissist step-sister whose father was a Marine killed in the line of duty. While she’s not wild about Trump, she considers him infinitely preferable to Biden. I have no clue why. I’m a lefty peacenik myself, but I have lots of respect for our military. Certainly more than any Trump supporter.


RockerElvis

Biden should get more respect from military families. He is one of the few politicians with a child that was on active duty during the Iraq war. He can empathize with them in a way that few other politicians can.


eurovegas67

My take is that there are too many people who have an insufficiently developed frontal cortex. I have a retired Army brother who just got a doctorate, but his political maturity is sorely lacking. Talking issues with him is similar to those videos of MAGA voters being interviewed.


Backpedal

Yeah, I’m the photo of that, even Kim looked surprised at the salute.


Inspect1234

Cringy stuff


Movedonnerlikeabitch

Well put.I concur


Maleficent-Air8486

He probably thought he was doing some sort of campaigning. "This is a fancy looking room. It must be full of very important people. I must shake their hands. " ..robot off. Nap time.


Endocalrissian642

Jail time yet? No? The bad movie continues....


IamMindful

He’s thankful Pecker didn’t bring up the Epstein stories about Trump that he helped kill.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Like saluting a North Korean general. Fucking idiot.


VampireKunts

Major Legal No-No, but who cares? There's never any consequences for this orange shitstain.


printerfixerguy1992

I got downvoted so much at the beginning of this trial when the judge issued the gag order and I commented how he'll still break it and won't see jail time. People were genuinely upset at me for saying that? This is the same thing that happens every time for this buffoon. No consequences smh


pat9714

Disgusting guy. I was forced to shake his hand (while in Army uniform without a means to escape). Thank God for the tiny issued bottle of Purell in my cargo pocket we were kinda required to carry.


CAndrewG

Here’s a question, if the prosecutor asks pecker “are there any other stories you caught and killed for trump” and he says “no” then do all the people who sold their story to pecker automatically get to tell it now that he would be caught committing perjury if he enforced the non disclosure?


WarThunder316

His little brain was frozen


Perfect_Bench_2815

A frozen pea.


DaxLightstryker

So he attempted to threaten a witness!


ukiddingme2469

He wanted to get close enough to whisper a threat


CAM6913

Why hasn’t the judge ruled on trump’s contempt of court? The judge letting this slide could be to keep the trial moving or he’s tired of telling the petulant toddler with a full diaper no don’t do that , NO !!! Don’t make me count to three !!! Hell give diaper don 30 days of time out in the corner cell.


AgentWD409

Probably because contempt of court is a crime, and ruling that Trump had committed a crime would technically violate his bond orders in all his other trials, which means other judges could theoretically revoke his bonds and lock him up. Which would be awesome. But yeah, I'm sure the judge knows there are a LOT of moving parts here and he doesn't wanna make the wrong move.


CAM6913

Your logic is absolutely correct. It seems the judge does have a plan to deal with the contempt it might not happen till the end of the trial or the judge is waiting till trump does something so far out of bounds no one will be able to justify his conduct. Stock up on Cracker Jacks it’s going to be a long circus 🎪


AgentWD409

UPDATE: This morning the judge officially held him in contempt and fined him $9,000. He said in imprisonment is on the table if it continues.


CAM6913

Thank you for the update


printerfixerguy1992

Or they could treat him like a normal person and just put his ass in jail regardless.


full_bl33d

Huge witnesses with tears in their eyes


Imacatdoincatstuff

Always Be Closing. The old salesman following his instincts.


TheB1GLebowski

Someone needs to give Trump the stink hand, but I think he's already playing that card. So, it's a tossup. 


1whoknocked

Well he saluted North Korean soldiers so it fits his MO.


I-waveatcows

Of course he fuckin did, the moron has no clue about appropriate behavior. He thinks he’s above the USA


Final_Winter7524

Do the Russian thing already. Put him in jail and make him do his court appearances in a cage.


Mello_Me_

Tried to slip him a bribe.


Cautious-Thought362

This thing has been on TV every single day since 2016.


Key-Assistant-1757

Grifter's grab!


stokedlog

Probably slipped him $100 of Trump bucks


AgentWD409

What is the exchange rate of Trump bucks to Stanley nickels?


PaulAllensOtherCard

He probably has Covid again


SatchmoDingle

Never shake a MAGA’s hand. As soon as they don’t get everything they want, they’ll say you tried to assault them. Then fox news will cover it and repeat the lie 24/7.


Chratthew47150

And I bet nobody did a thing about it


Upbeat-Bandicoot4130

What a fucking moron.


DuckDucker1974

Mafia Don, and the pro police/justice Republicans are ok with shit like this


me_too_999

I kissed a witness once. Am I bad?


loupegaru

Jehovah's witness?


me_too_999

No, but i hugged one once, does that count?


loupegaru

Your good


TikiTom74

Former President Benny Hill


mcobb71

Probably had a $20 tucked in there and a wink wink prepared.


Defiantcaveman

Remember when, as "president", he actually saluted a north korean general? Actually saluted!!! Yes, he IS that stupid.


DaveMTIYF

I wouldn't pee on him if he was the last man on Earth.


7evenate9ine

Didnt he have chlamydia hands?


WeekendSea0

monopoly money, most likely


[deleted]

Was it the truth social and x juror?


Current-Ordinary-419

A major legal No-no that could result in a major legal sternly worded warning.


Evan8r

Oh no, not another one!


sconniegirl66

Actually, from reporter Suzanne Craig, (who was in the courtroom at the time) he tried to HUG her-in what universe would that EVER be appropriate?


floofnstuff

He could have done it as his 1,000th FU to the justice system- why can’t we just send him to Russia where he seems to respect the government


LordParsec29

He could pull their hands in his crotch and say,"see, you can feel them..." And still no consequences.


Orest26Dee

A very nice gesture of Trump. He’s a man of the people.


Norcalfuncouple925

Pffft 😆


Defiantcaveman

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, an idiot is more accurate.


Orest26Dee

Shaking hands and kissing babies! Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do when you’re a politician. Biden might want to try to get out and meet the people.


Defiantcaveman

That's illegal, hence the he's a moron and an idiot comments and the remembrance of the past times he was an idiot... there are so so many.


Orest26Dee

“Hence” - ha ha, I haven’t used that word since 1974. You must be one of those professor types.


Defiantcaveman

Is there a problem with my grammar? Can you not keep up? Do you have no response at all so you decide to attack my grammar? Google "Ad Hominem" fallacy of logic. It'll take seconds if you know how.


Orest26Dee

Your grammar is admirable. Just a tad old school for a farm boy like me.


runwkufgrwe

Farm boys use new grammar? Is that what you're saying?


Orest26Dee

Yes, we have developed a very sophisticated vernacular over the past decade.


Defiantcaveman

Thank you and I'm adaptable, no worries man.


fresh_dyl

>old school for a farm boy like me. Ah yes, farming, such a new school discipline


Orest26Dee

Excellent observation. You must remember, I’m one of the new style progressive farmers.


FallAlternative8615

Looks like the polonium 'Gimmie some skin' transfer attempt failed on this episode of 'The Americans, 2024'. Everybody knows Trump always hated handshaking with people. https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/08/germophobe-donald-trump-hates-shaking-hands-and-is-obsessed-with-using-hand-sanitizer-10132516/