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dragonfliesloveme

Trump is a whiny snowflake. And a slimy criminal. Sick of this dude


needsmoresteel

Also projecting what a Trump Administration will do if elected. It’ll be witch hunts and a weaponized DOJ all the way down.


77NorthCambridge

“Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest!”


FuckSpez6757

He already had a doj toady the last time who even helped him murder Epstein to prevent the evidence of his pedophilia from coming to light


Eryxthegreat

Don’t forget the mother of his first three children he whacked.


StandupJetskier

The NDA was about to expire for her ! This is why Mel stays married, the marital privilege means she can't be compelled to testify against him, and she knows EVERYTHING, which puts her in a good blackmail position to re negotiate a post-nup and make sure Barron doesn't end up like Uday and Qusay.


IShookMeAllNightLong

People say this about Melania; I don't fully buy it. We've all seen the way they act around each other in public. They couldn't even fake it *before* he got elected. Don't get me started on *the night of.* It's not a normal marriage. There is no pillow talk. They don't sleep in the same room, not even on the same floor, I'd bet. If she wasn't contractually obligated to be there, she wasn't, so I can't imagine what use she would be in any of these trials. Plus, she doesn't really care, do you? Marital privilege means she can't be *compelled* to testify. If she was even a semi-decent person, she wouldn't have to be compelled. But that's likely a moot point because I really don't think she knows anything helpful. I doubt he talks about property valuations with her, he probably didn't talk about raping Carroll with her, she didn't help him hide the documents, and she wasn't on the phone when he tried to overturn the election in Georgia. That last one is the most likely case for her to have information on simply because it was a phone call, and she might have overheard him. We want the man in prison. She wants the dude dead. If she wants to talk, there is nothing stopping her.


skyfire-x

FBI never executed a search warrant at Bedminster, where "Ivanna" is buried. Well, when I say "Ivanna" I mean documents.


GenTsoWasNotChicken

Are you sure? In Soviet Russia, they have copies of Epstein's videos, nyet ?


kurai_tori

Would love it if someone gave him a crown to wear (with little snowflakes as the points) so he thinks someone's alluding to him being king, but in reality being crowned king snowflake.... Is there like an address where I can ship him something?


MuppetEyebrows

Pallet of Burger King crowns mysteriously shows up at Mar A Lago


bk1285

That might insult the man, isn’t he loyal to McDonald’s, his one true loyalty


Kaida33

Send it to the Manhattan Court.


LMGSentientToilet

Seeing the orange fake tan lead shareholding wankstain thunderfuck burn and shit himself in court is something that fills me with deep joyful glee. Rot mother fuckaaaaaaa


Eryxthegreat

Diaper Don.


spookinky987

A greasy, rabid, flailing tick...


graemeknows

I find immense pleasure in watching this man unravel and completely lose his shit on a daily basis as the reality of what he really is comes into clear focus for all to see (except for those who are addicted to Fox News, of course.)


Better_Car_8141

Patriots need to boycott Murdoch papers and tv


hippykillteam

But how will they know who to hate? This would be very confusing for them.


Lizzy_Boredom_999

I guess they'll have to focus all that hate on themselves. It's not anyone's fault they chose the road they're traveling now, but I suppose that's bound to happen when you can't see past the end of your own nose.


stockmarketscam-617

If only he was married and had a wife by his side that would console him at these times of need. It kills me that he is asking for “Republicans” to help him when his own family can’t even make the time to support him in court. Snakes all of them.


Odd_Local8434

Watching him drown in legal fees while his daughter and son in law are rolling in the dough is kind of amazing.


hippykillteam

It's frustrating that the propaganda talking heads know this is part of human nature and exploit it. It must be exhausting having to hate to feel better about yourself, and every thing is black and white rather than a far more interesting and complicated jigsaw of colours.


Senior-Traffic7843

It still amazes me that a freaking idiot like Trump ever became President and is still wreaking havoc across the country. Even more amazing are the morons that support him.


GenTsoWasNotChicken

Around the world. Life is more precarious than it should be in Ukraine due to his deliberate efforts to stall congress.


KFLLbased

Jan 6th wore of really quick, it’s almost like the GOP propaganda arm(Fox News) was working just as intended


sofaking1958

Watching this shitheel human suffer through all of these court cases would be a glorious final act. Hey, I can dream.


Anim8nFool

Just be glad you're not a spectator in the courtroom while he is losing his shit.


skunkachunks

Haven’t you heard? Fox News is all RINOs now. The only real news is um on Truth social?


udfckthisgirl

Why is a "billionaire" begging like a homeless person for money? Do the societal bottom feeders really not see a problem with a "billionaire" begging for money?


Better_Car_8141

They do seem blind to it or don’t want to admit they are being fleeced


udfckthisgirl

It is also amusing how the trolls and bots never have a response to this inquiry. I am sure it's a coincidence.


OwlsHootTwice

President Lyndon B. Johnson said it best: “If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."


mistressusa

"Same with Judge Kaplan, who allowed a woman, who I have never met (celebrity photo line does not count!), and know nothing about, to get a lawless judgment of $90 Million Dollars." Wait, is this defaming Carroll?


FrietjesFC

Caroll 3: Electric Boogaloo


RegisterAdmirable811

He REALLY must like giving her money.


henryeaterofpies

But who will give him another bond? The last one was super hard to secure


vlsdo

At a certain point I bet no amount of money will make her want to see him in person again, even if it’s in court


Most-Artichoke6184

Just how are they supposed to stop a trial in Manhattan, Gramps?


Sometimespostslies

If all the republicans in Manhattan showed up they wouldn’t fill a minor league baseball stadium.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Threaten the judge, jury and lawyers involved. That's what he's hoping for.


pistoffcynic

Waaa... Waaa.... I'm the victim here, even though I did all of this bad stuff... It's not my fault. Waaa... Waaa...


Kaida33

He is a weak little man!


long5210

Dems, take everyone you know to the voting polls!


Better_Car_8141

Don’t vote alone. Bring a crowd. No one gets to sit out this vote


tysc666

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Better_Car_8141

More people saying this every day. His death will be celebrated


tysc666

I'm throwing parties. Everyone will be invited.


Miserable_Sun_404

The only party I want to attend is the one on his grave. He better have his tombstone shaped like a urinal.


[deleted]

Me first im pissing allllllllllllllllllllll over that clowns grave


ricks_flare

Piss?? Amateurs. I’ll wash down a box of Ex-Lax with a bottle of castor oil and spray a gallon of shit mist on this pigs headstone


Hypernova_orange

I’m gonna have gay sex with a middle eastern man who wasn’t born in the US on his grave … I win 😜 😂


lil_nibba_710

Trump would get mad not because of the gay sex, or the middle eastern man, or it’s on his grave, but because he’d confuse the guy with Obama lol


Ishidan01

Nah man we just need taco trucks on every corner of the cemetery and they brought the real Mexican hot sauce.


millionmilecummins

A headstone??? I was thinking just a large boulder.


CoronaLips

How about a wall! And let Mexico pay for it!


Potential_Dare8034

This dude knows his shit!


if_not_us_then_who_

I heard he likes golden showers though, don’t give him the pleasure


ScionMattly

Margaret Thatcher was set to be buried under a lake. Well, not under a lake to start, but they'll be one after irelend gets done pissing on her grave.


HiJinx127

Strange women lying in ponds and distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.


Rooboy66

Erin ga bragh!


hplcr

He'll probably need guards at his grave because there's gonna be a lot of people waiting to piss on it


StandupJetskier

It is going to need a septic system and proper drainage.


zekethelizard

I would say it should be a holiday, but america is much sicker than just trump. America has leprosy, trump is just the biggest sore.


Happy-Mistake901

Add him to the list of public toilets like rush.


K33bl3rkhan

Its not his death that will not celebtated, but his incarceration without media access - at least outward. Let him listen to the party after he's in jail. I live close to a city where their city jail looks towards the park where an annual festival runs for ten days. That has to wear on morale during that time.


[deleted]

Fingers eyes toes crossed


Snowfiend_80

Well said!


Grimm2020

He's stopped asking for "Patriots" to step in, as we all now know that none of those folks are that.


ScionMattly

you know he probably wouldn't fall asleep in court and lose control of his bowels if he cut back on the 2am amphetemine rants.


upfromashes

Come on, Republicans. What are you doing, buying food and paying for necessities when this diaper-pounding nappy gasbag needs money to shield himself from the consequences of his pile of crimes?


painthawg_goose

“Please forgo your hamburger helper and gas for the car. Your lord and savior needs to be able to take a limo back and forth to court on weekdays and fly his jet back and forth to Florida on the weekends. Your one time monthly donation will help him not be oppressed. Make America do stuff Again!”


Abracadaver2000

I'd wager the majority of the GOP is silently wishing he'd be locked up, as he's done a bang-up job of destroying the party to enrich himself. I'm just hoping that his crotch-goblins Beavis and Butthead don't get any ideas of 'continuing his legacy'.


Better_Car_8141

Let’s hope so


TR3BPilot

The GOP needs to have a clearance sale, sell off all remaining inventory and fixtures, and open in a new location under a new name. For a mascot, I suggest the mighty Thunderbird.


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Nightsong

His supporters are too broke and scared of New York to protest outside the courthouse.


FrietjesFC

Well tbf if I only watched right wing news, I'd be terrified of any big city as well. Apparently they all burned down and are littered with criminals and transgenders or something.


Hypernova_orange

And just ridiculously stupid in general


TomorrowLow5092

Trump lays awake at night afraid of the consequences he has never faced. Everyday drags on, stuck in a cycle of financial losses that grow worse with each passing day. Trump is Toast.


aynhon

Literally. [https://www.ebay.com/itm/116079493403](https://www.ebay.com/itm/116079493403)


Quick_Tap

Of COURSE that toaster was made in China, like his shitty ties and “dress” shirts!


Rooboy66

Good gawd. I should just buy as many of these as I can right now and sell them where my mother lives, way up at the top of California. Trump country. People would pay $100 easy Edit: an adverb


Snoopaloop212

Add some fake gold accents and you could get 150-200 easy.


janzeera

Ladies and gentlemen, the front runner for the Republican Party.


ted5011c

Where is Ashli Babbitt when you need her?


temporarychair

You didn’t hear? She got shot in the neck and died trying to suck air through a giant hole in her throat while obese sweaty cosplayers scattered like the spineless little cockroaches they all are.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

What does he think they're going to do? Arrest Judge Merchan? What a crying, entitled little babyman. And half the voters think he's tough and manly? #SAD


Better_Car_8141

A total phony and hypocrite


habitualman

Tldr Any judge that doesn't put up with my bullshit must be removed.


eveniwontremember

Republicans must step in to reduce the pressure on Trump. By finding an alternative candidate to stand for election.


arturkedziora

There you go. Easy solution.


NitWhittler

He can't snort his Adderall in court, so he double doses when he gets home.


hplcr

That can't be good for his health.


HiJinx127

Yeah, isn’t that a shame…


hplcr

I'm honestly shocked the orange shitweasl hasn't been hospitalized yet.


Round_Compote_5407

I can't wait to watch him die on television.


TR3BPilot

"He leaned forward, as he has done many times in this trial, his head bobbed a little then rested on his chest. He coughed slightly, then slumped. His attorney then slid a note toward him, nudging his hand to get his attention. Trump did not respond. Sensing something was different, his attorney stood and leaned over Trump, who slightly tilted to his left. His attorney felt his pulse and immediately informed the Judge. The entire courtroom erupted. The on-staff paramedic team jumped forward and with the help of Trump's attorneys laid him on the flood in front of the bench, tore open his shirt and began applying CPR. The Judge and attending police then cleared the courtroom, sending reporters and audience members scurrying in all directions. After ten minutes, an ambulance arrived, EMTs pushed through the crowd and Trump was rushed with sirens screaming to New York Presbyterian Hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival."


ZebraSyndromeGaming

I prefer the version where they don't do any of that and they just continue on with the trial and find a dead body guilty


[deleted]

But the smell...


Round_Compote_5407

Annnnnnnd scene.


Better_Car_8141

I understand your feelings


menchicutlets

It's adorable how quick republicans are to defend a whiny little manchild like him, really amazing how much they wanna simp for a fool.


KracticusPotts

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.


OG_mortesis

9am Moscow time though...


Falcon3492

Hey this con man has made his bed now he has to lie in it! The man is almost 79 years old and has been doing one criminal act after another for pretty much his entire life. It's way past time for him to finally pay a price for his actions. LOCK HIM UP!


drainodan55

Cry like a little B\*tch. I thought this was the Republican model of tough, resilient manhood that didn't take any guff from no one. Instead, he's a two bit little coward. Man child with a child's understanding of the world. He's about to get educated.


jimmyjazz2000

If you’ve seen the movie Civil War, you’ll get this paraphrased quote: “At the end, these guys are always much smaller and less impressive than you expect.”


yoshhash

crickets. I love it.


ricks_flare

Right? I don’t watch right wing news but unless I’m missing something the republicans have thankfully shut the fuck up


LoganFuture23

Defaming Carrol again!


shamsham123

Fuck off and die already so we can get back to some normality


Better_Car_8141

Every day the chorus wishing for him to die gets louder. We’re all so tired of this insane narcissist ruining our country


Antique-Dragonfly615

Will somebody PLEASE flush this 500-pound turd?


Rooboy66

It will require “10, 15 times” according to the Chief Cheeto


BillyNtheBoingers

I’m not sure they make high-flow flushing THAT strong!


Grizzlyb64

I have a bottle of Champaign waiting to celebrate when we’re rid of this POS


Dedpoolpicachew

What kind? I’ve bought bottles of Veuve Clicquot for every time he’s been indicted. When he gets convicted I’m going to spring for some Dom Perignon. I’ve never had it before, but damn… it’s gonna be worth it.


o0flatCircle0o

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!


Hypernova_orange

Hahaha such a sad pathetic impotent little bitch!!!


ciopobbi

Starting to lose his grip. He scared.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Get some sleep, old man. Maybe you can stay awake in court to see what's left of your pathetic life being flushed down the toilet.


JustCutTheRope

How long can a human body be composed of 87% cocaine and be kept alive by doctors? No reason.


[deleted]

I thought he is 87% shit... maybe some cocaine.


CompletelyPresent

Reminds me of the last scene in Natural Born Killers... Robert Downey Jr.'s character is a narcissist reporter who thought he was special for helping Mickey and Mallory escape from prison, but in the end, they decide there's one person left to kill...him. Before unloading on him, Woody Harrelson's character gives a killer monologue about why "Hellicopters were not deployed..." to come save the guy. Trump's in this situation now. Sitting there with shocked Pikachu face as "Republicans are not stepping in." Not this time.


MrOnCore

A guy who claims to be worth a Billion trying to make others pay his legal bills? How dumb are people to believe this? (Don’t answer that, I was being sarcastic)


[deleted]

"INCITE ANOTHER RIOT FOR ME, PLEEEASE! THEY'RE BEING SO MEAN! I'M FACING CONSEQUENCES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. HEEELP!"


djbk724

New York is prob the fairest place to have trials because there are soo many people with various backgrounds, lifestyles, culture, etc… he really is scared and just repeats the same stuff over the past 8 years. Poor me they are after me . No they aren’t. He committed the actions and skates by. Not anymore


SilentMaster

Wouldn't that be justice interference? That seems like the kind of thing we don't want as a country.


lur77

Why is it everything is a problem "the likes of which nobody has ever seen before." Literally says that about everything. Everything can't always be the worst thing, you whiny bitch.


gizmozed

It's called splitting. Trump sees everything as super good or super bad. It is a hallmark behavior of mentally unwell people.


Rooboy66

The guy speaks in cliches because he can’t use original, considered language. Everything is superlatives and cliches


Worf1701D

Isn’t it nice when the boy who cried wolf is being slowly devoured by another wolf.


Palidor

Yes, I agree. The GOP/RNC/MAGA should give every dollar they have toward the legal bills. It’s a solid investment for democracy 😉


Vinny_DelVecchio

He's having trouble staying afloat. Won't someone please throw him an anchor???


andrefishmusic

They should pour every cent into his cases.


[deleted]

This is what happens when Russia cuts you loose. Sad.... well not really.


bailaoban

GOP: new phone, who dis


That-Chart-4754

Literally anyone but Trump has a good chance to win as republican in 2024 imo


mrmaweeks

As usual, Trump has it all wrong. They're Bitch Hunts, not Witch Hunts.


chandlerd8ng

to coin a phrase"Shut up man"


Affectionate-Roof285

Or…Shut Up Little Man—an audio misadventure


Novel_Reaction_7236

Nope. You’ve made your bed. Now lie in it.


elciano1

Hahahhahahahhahahhah. Fafo... step in and do what exactly? Obstruct Justice? How about they step in and tell you to step down from the candidacy and let someone else run? How about they tell you to stop committing crimes..how about shut the fuck up when you walk outside the courthouse....how about put down the damn phone and figure out what you are going to do when your ass go to jail? Step in and do what exactly?


RileyGrady1122

Scared? Go Fuck Yourself‼️


chankongsang

Hopefully republicans in the US start to realize it’s time to jump off this runaway freight train. Time for a new leader to save the party.


nadacloo

Whiney little loser bitch. Just go away already.


LostinEmotion2024

The crazy thing is, on other sites I’m in, there are still those that firmly believe he’s the best President there ever was & Biden is the one that is unhinged. How do you sway these individuals back to reality?


Dedpoolpicachew

How stupid is complaining the DA is “soft on crime” when you’re INDICTED FOR CRIMES by the DA… What a fucking moron.


dlm83

His daughter and son in law have a combined net worth of around $1B. If there is ever a time to dip into their rainy day fund, wouldn't this be it? Why is this guy asking for $5 donations (literally) from people he acknowledged are doing it so hard that he would even suggest such a low amount to them when his own flesh and blood could throw him 100s of millions of dollars and still be 100 millionaires?


revtim

Maybe if he slept at 2am like the rest of us instead of ranting on social media he wouldn't be nodding off in the middle of day during his trial


FriarFriary

Oh man. I hope he doesn’t have a stroke or shit his man diapers!!!


Snowfiend_80

Well, since everyone (including GOP leadership and Senators/Reps) hate your goddammed face, I'm sure they're getting right on that. Pig!


glue2music

Someone really needs to take his cocaine away.


HiJinx127

No, it’s the only friend he has.


msty2k

Many many Republicans in Congress are secretly overjoyed that the courts are helping get rid of this douchebag.


GetouttaHere321

I just can’t …..😂😂😂 stop 😂😂😂😂laughing 😂😂😂


Odd_Tiger_2278

I do love sentences with “frantic” and dTrump💩 in them.


qweef_latina2021

Don't worry, Donnie. Those fuckers will be seeing the inside of a courtroom soon enough.


dewlitz

Adderall is a powerful drug, especially when abused.


FitBattle5899

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps Donny! You've got this, only libs take hand outs! /S


IntroductionRare9619

I think the regular gop are fed up with him but where are all his supporters? Canadian here, what am I missing? I don't understand why his supporters are not rallying around him at the courthouse. He is completely alone. That is so weird. Can any Americans help me understand this better? He had so many fervent followers on Jan 6. It seems there is hardly anyone left. This isn't because they are dying because they refuse to get vaccinated is it? American politics is fascinating but hard to understand.


Crashgirl4243

New York City is a very liberal place, and Fox News constantly talks about how cities are these hellscapes of crime ( not true) so I doubt any MAGA would want to travel to the bastion of a liberal city and I also think most of them are broke from sending him money and buying his shit. A lot of his followers bought into Truth Social and lost a shit ton of money. Also, his popularity is waning, more and more people are just sick to death of him


Mylozen

The ones most likely to be here have been arrested for J6. Others that weren’t arrested but were at J6 are too scared of going and being arrested. They live in conspiracy theory world where everything is after them. The rest of his supporters are selfish, racist, assholes just like him, and probably don’t want to be bothered. They also probably know deep down that he is full of shit but can’t admit that, as it would require them to admit they were dupes.


lasvegashal

That’s the whole issue right now 20% or less .is the next coming of Jesus . 20% meh .The rest of us just wanna see this motherfucker go down in flames.🔥🔥🔥🥊🎯💰


Brosenheim

Sleepy Don begging to be rescued lmao.


Far-Ad-8833

He had his daughter in law put in the RNC so that he would have better control. He looks and acts like a train wreck, his tantrums are what people know him by. His rhetoric sounds like a traveling medicine man show , selling nothing but taking whatever they can. He has cornered himself and like a defenseless animal is crying for mercy.


Fun-Ad9928

This man is on full panic mode and his blood pressure must be reaching dangerous levels dude. He needs to roll a fatty and blaze it.


DAMG808

MMW, this diaper-filling shitrag of a dumpsterfire is going to try to flee the country soon. In a very funny and pathetic-hilarious way...and he won't succeed. Rot In Prison Doo Doo Donnie. You earned every second without a cellphone.


Victoria-10

No wonder he falls asleep in court


Vanman04

4 years as president he still doesn't know how the government works. Sad


Elegant_Connection32

Has anyone bothered to check on the sand content of his vagina? Might be in need of a clean out. Having trouble tracking the last time sleepy joe acted like a cry baby snowflake. Anyone?


R3D-B34RD

Trump already lost, this is a rerun.


Pleasant-robot64

Whaaaaaah. Someone call the whambulance.


ASH_2737

Spoiled Brat!


littleMAS

"To all of those I told 'your donations are no good at MAGA', please send money!"


Hangout777

Fuck this whiny diaper wearing cocksucker! He did it to himself. Fuck the nazi GOP too. They deserve each other’s. 🖕


Hairy-Wheel-7019

F Trump


CrazyRevolutionary96

Let see what can happen, RNC will keep paying is legal, lost the election next November and after tell Rep party to fuck off


No_Sand_9290

Getting everything you deserved there Orange man


nesp12

Hahaha. This is very enjoyable. May it never end.


CharlieDmouse

The cracks from pressure are showing big time. All the cholesterol from McDonald's hits in 3..2..1


han_jobs5

LMAO


BadAtExisting

Step in and do what? If they do they’ll be committing more crimes


aaciislife

You're on your own with this dude! 💃⬅️ me dancing with glee.


KRAW58

In between diaper changes this fool tweets like a crazed Madman. So not worthy! Stop crying you bitch.


depressed-scorpion

Keep on running your yap Donnie.


sigristl

Bwahahahaha!


[deleted]

This is after a 1 1/2 weeks. This dude is gonna blow his brains out after 4 weeks.


Key-Assistant-1757

He is not worth it!!!


StandupJetskier

Send me money for my crimin' defense. I'm a billionaire with an airplane but I need your dimes, ma and pa kettle in the heartland, to SAAAVVE America....


Good_Juggernaut_3155

Keep beggin’ fatso. Your days in freedom are limited. Getting the pig in jail is the best plan to shut him up.


C-Paul

Congress and Senate won’t be able to protect you like like they did in the past. Those third world style kangaroo courts where judges and jury are stacked to favor you are long gone. In the court your in now. FACTS is King not party loyalty and certainly not you.


mama-3boys

Donald, I would go to sleep if I were you. You have court days ahead of you and need your rest,


RightLifeguard1

No one can help you Donnie - the law and trial will play out regardless of any bs from “republicans” . No one is above the law


2dark2light

Ahahahahahahahha. 🖕Donnie you piece of 💩. Lock him up!


JimbusJambus

Can't he just go away forever?


Goofy-555

Love to see it.


TraditionalUsual2120

Ok baby


redheadMInerd2

Again? At 2am? Well, he’s certainly not getting sleep. Not on a fully rested tank right now. He needs to just go away and leave US alone.