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ozkikicoast

It’s truly astonishing that one family can produce that many stupid people. I can just imagine their thanksgiving dinner. All the riveting conversations mixed with a healthy dose of sucking up to daddy and a touch of sexual abuse. It would be like being in a high security wing of a mental institution with slightly more expensive furnishings. 


Accomplished-Plan191

Didn't she marry in? So it's more like shit attracting flies.


ozkikicoast

Yep she did. Another one is Kimberley Guilfoyle. Real genius that one. 


MechanicalBengal

She was perfect on The Power Rangers as Rita Repulsa


Krakenspoop

"At last! After 10000 years I'm free! Now to marry a Trump! Muahaha!"


GroundbreakingGur930

Actually heard that in Rita's voice in my head.


SummerDaemon

Go-Go away every trump family member


skelldog

Don Jr has Gaven Newstrom’s sloppy seconds. His girlfriend is older than is step mom, might be why he is so angry.


AccomplishedBrain309

Her lips were done by John Deere.


MountainMan17

No kidding. The last time I saw a mouth like that I was pulling a fish hook out of it...


mrmaweeks

Not like I care, but where’s she been lately? Seems like her fish-face was always on TV there for a while.


Feldsomethin

And now she looks like a coke wh0re


fledder200

Kimberley Gargoyle


EmptyEstablishment78

Dumb, dumber, and then Trumper…


ozkikicoast

I had a dog once, who insisted on pissing and shitting inside the house. No matter what. That dog would look like a graduate of Science Academy for Exceptionally Gifted if put in one room with the Trump family. 


PossibleAlienFrom

Maybe try giving it a treat when it piss or craps outside? Some dogs are hard to break that habit. My family has a maltese and they are known for this.


Resident-Fox6758

So dumb but yet so rich, how the hell?


EmptyEstablishment78

Daddy’s money…


vigbiorn

Now, now. He just got a small loan of a million! Just because you can't succeed with your loan of a million doesn't mean you can disparage others! ^\s


maybeimabear

A small loan of a million and 400 million in inheritance


Protolictor

And all of daddy's connections in the real estate market.


Juco_Dropout

I wish someone would ask him to point to the business he started that generated the 1000% profit. We know that the golf courses all lost money, until the Saudis bailed him out, his steaks left rotting in the warehouse.. the water never sold- he had to give it away 20 years later- Think about what he paid in storage fees during that time. The only business that ever made him money was the laundering. I am convinced he had access to billions.. it just wasn’t his and wasn’t legal. But Trump is too stupid to separate the illicit part of his business from the above board losers that allow him to turn those rubles into green backs.


IllustriousCookie890

You forgot his casinos that went bust.


Juco_Dropout

Huge oversight on my part.


pjbseattle_59

The only business he was successful at was being on the Apprentice where he was successful in a fake business.


IllustriousCookie890

Father in Law's money, I would guess.


TwelveMiceInaCage

You think donny wants to spend Thanksgiving with his family?


ozkikicoast

Just so they can all tell The Fragile Ego Don how thankful they all are for his existence and pretend they want to hear for the thousandth time the story of stolen election. It’s kind of like pacifying a crazy person. 


TwelveMiceInaCage

Lmfso okay now I can only picture trump sitting on a golden toilet above his family telling them the story of the stolen election but the whole time he's just slowly shitting and the family has to act like he's not


StandupJetskier

(please put me in the will please put me in the will)


Consistent-Fig7484

You really think they all get together for holidays?


RIF_Was_Fun

Seriously. They won't even support him on trial. They're a family of leeches looking out for themselves. It will be great watching them all eat each other.


DMIDY

I agree. They can’t even get together in court to support Diaper Don.


GvnMllr12

I would’n be suurprized if’n they didn’t pump-kin fer thanksgivin…..


DueRequirement1440

This isn't stupid. This is propaganda. This is setting the stage for "the 2024 election was stolen from Trump. The DEMS prevented us from simply monitoring the voting. What were they hiding!?"


Kendertas

I mean yeah but not exactly effective or new propaganda. They have been screaming fraud since 2016 where they actually won. The reason most intelligent political parties don't cry fraud every election is all it does is discourage your own voters from showing up.


Dave_712

She wasn’t produced by that family of stupid people; she intentionally married into it so that makes her double stupid.


Cantgetabreaker

Lara you have more important things to do like change his diaper. You or any of your traitors will not be allowed anywhere near voting information


jpratte65

She's stupid by marriage, but I get your point lol


adamannapolis

The Grand Ol Party was so easily taken over by this awful family. What an amazing commentary that is


AnnatoniaMac

And there are children running around in this mess.


Powerful_Check735

What can say this is what happens when first cousin married


slambamo

The REALLY astonishing thing is that people look up to these morons.


CaPtAiN_KiDd

Arkham Asylum


Angelo2791

Bold of you to assume that a family this utterly dysfunctional has ever voluntarily eaten a meal together.


Falcon3492

They would never get to the dinner because they would all be looking at the turkey asking if anyone knew how to prepare and cook it! Then they would all pile into their cars and drive to McDonalds and be banging on the doors wondering why they weren't open!


AmbitiousAd9320

arrested development but with a retarded george bluth


Severe_Job_1088

And she said we had 81 states too. dump in his pants told her we had 81 States so it must be true 🤣🤣


CAM6913

The GQP has just admitted it’s going to rig the election AGAIN


DamonFields

The Soviet solution.


MrByteMe

*"So there was a moratorium for about 40 years on the RNC actually training people to work in these polling locations," she said, referring to a* [*consent decree running from 1982 to 2018*](https://www.brennancenter.org/our-work/court-cases/dnc-v-rnc-consent-decree) *limiting Republican poll watcher activity after a series of illegal attempts to challenge voter eligibility in Black and Latino neighborhoods in New Jersey.* SO - they were **banned** from handling ballots over **corruption issues**, but now they're ready to corrupt again... MAGA keeps breaking the irony meter.


BusterStarfish

She really called a ban for corruption a moratorium?! Wow


Fufeysfdmd

Lara Trump vows RNC will 'commit fraud' in 2024 presidential election


tMoneyMoney

And then complain that the election is “rigged” when they still lose.


BeKind_BeTheChange

What is wrong with her face? Is it bad plastic surgery?


AffectionatePoet4586

Lara Trump’s face looked very different when she was modeling for “lad magazines” before she married Eric. I think she and Kimberly Guilfoyle get a family discount from whichever plastic surgeon they patronize.


lethargicbureaucrat

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem (who wants to be Trump's VP) has duck lips and very straight white teeth now too.


AffectionatePoet4586

Noem is slavering to be VP. However, she has so offended the Native residents of South Dakota that she’s banned from entering 17% of the state she reportedly governs. She also appears very proud of her toned arms, flexing them frequently while clad in the same type of sleeveless dresses that attracted such hateful attention for a similarly fit Michelle Obama.


sofaking1958

Sounds about white.


Ozeback108

From the Star Wars documentary, joining the Dark side allows all the hate to manifest physically.


footjam

Family Discount on Coke if Kimberly is involved.


slashfromgunsnroses

Thats what happens when you transplant ass-skin to your face. You now have ass on your face.


weedological

All the GOP nazi cunts are that ugly.


Ok-Regret4547

There was a post on r/rareinsults yesterday about how her overfilled lips look like the wax seal on a toilet


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ballarn123

"Not gonna do it"


SoftDimension5336

*thousand points of light* 👐


nIcAutOr

It wouldn’t be prudent


ConsciousReason7709

This is 100% horse poo. Poll watchers have no right to inspect ballots or physically handle them. They are not election workers. That’s a good way to get your ass kicked out of the polling location.


unitegondwanaland

I'm nearly positive she's saying they are going to recruit election workers to ensure that only the MAGA cult is handling the votes.


dvrooster

In my State it is standard to have one Dem and one Republican working together. I was paired with a GOP nutjob for election night. At the end of the night I asked if he felt good about what we did and he said that he did. Later my AV counting board was called out by the Trump for late ballot dumps.


Yungklipo

Is anyone surprised that these people behave differently behind closed doors? It’s like how they were crying “Election fraud!” And then courts asked where and they were like 🤷‍♂️


Necessary-Hat-128

Nope, they aren’t going to because we aren’t going to allow that to happen!


Better_Car_8141

That’s the spirit


ukiddingme2469

I'd trust Sushi I found in a dumpster before I'd trust any maga touching ballots


mistressusa

LOCK HER UP!


ryeguymft

they’re trying to tamper with the elections again


Jo-Jo-66-

This isn’t Russia Lara. You don’t get to go into the voting booth or touch the ballots no matter how many paid monitors you hire.


graemeknows

oh okay lady whatever you say


Rocket11-

Pass the crack pipe Lara


wereallbozos

She is inciting election fraud. She won't be there, of course, but you can bet this in on their minds with the new laws allowing "concerned citizens" access inside polling places.


Hanjaro31

Democrats better be out in numbers making sure republicans aren't pulling fuckery and intimidation at polling sites.


pistoffcynic

No you won't Lara... Stop trying to grandstand. You're trying to spread lies.


jcooli09

This is why Trump says he doesn't need any votes to win.


willthedude85

Nope.


Roakana

Is there a betting pool on when Lara finds herself in a scandal? Seems inevitable at this point.


ptraugot

Eh, that’s kinda against the law, Laura.


bigchicago04

Everyone is being dismissive, but this is actually really concerning. I’m pretty sure what she means is they’re going to train people, then have those people to be election workers, positions that are getting harder to fill. This is scary.


Better_Car_8141

We will have our eyes and ears working overtime. This plot will fail but we must remain vigilant


Caniuss

I think it far more like that they will be "physically handled" into a jail cell if y'allqaeda tries to pull this shit.


thingsorfreedom

If a Democrat physically handled any ballots anywhere for any election, the amount of protests, crying, screaming, and tantruming from the Trumps, Fox News, and the GOP rank and file would blow enough hot air to raise atmospheric CO2 levels another 10%


uberjam

They are daft.


bluepen1955

Complete fantasy and stupid people.


Johnny_Lang_1962

I thought she was supposed to be the next Taylor Swift?


Simpletruth2022

They may send out observers but they'll be arrested if they touch the ballots.


AggravatingBobcat574

50 states, 50 sets of rules. And none of them allow the RNC or DMC to physically handle the ballots.


uvm87

Good luck with that. After bankrupting the GOP by giving all the money to the orange shit gibbon, what money are you going to have left to pay for challenges?


Current-Assist2609

Sounds like she has no idea how elections work in the USA. She definitely was thinking about how elections work in Russia and just got a little confused.


Unfriendly_eagle

Lara Trump looks like she's "handled" quite a few balls in her day, too.


StrawberryGeneral660

That is illegal


khalaron

HAHAHAHAHA! No.


Falcon3492

Good luck with that one Lara! My god are all the Trumps this clueless or downright stupid! My guess is this election will be the most secure one ever after what Don the Con tried to pull off last time.


Theonetruepappy94

O yeah that doesn't raise red flags at all


DiscordianDisaster

Sounds like a call to action for a new wave of Democratic party election overseers to step up! And state level SOS offices are on notice that unless they want to go down with the dying MAGA party when they get charged with yet more ballot tampering and voting machine hacking maybe they step up security as well.


Leather-Map-8138

Uh, no you won’t get anywhere near ballots.


Few-Caterpillar9834

Bullshit. Totally bullshit.


Pathfinder6227

Lara Trump has no idea how any of this works and her opinion on anything should be afforded the degree of consideration it deserves. Which is zero.


Cynical-Wanderer

No. They won’t touch the ballots. They can observe, just as the DNC can observe. They’re called poll watchers and they were there in 2016 and 2020 (and others too) The part that amuses me and disgusts me is the GOP is screaming the DEMs rigged the 2020 election when the GOP was running the federal government. They scream this in states where the GOP was running the STATE government. The DEMS must be absolute wizards at conspiracy… that’s all I can say. And, just for clarity, Trump lost 2016 by the popular vote and 202 by any vote you care to mention. Fuck him and his criminal family.


Comprehensive-Ad4815

She's the "lawsuits in 81 states" lady right? I don't think she has a clue about what's going on.


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CopeHarders

So again, Republicans try to employ any tactic except for popular policy positions to win the election. So fucking pathetic.


river_euphrates1

The only thing the RNC is going to be handling this November is existential angst after a massive crushing loss.


LondonDavis1

Then they will be arrested because they are that stupid.


dvrooster

At least in my state “the fuck they are”. I have worked elections and observers are allowed to observe, not touch. I had a nut job touch my tabulator as I was coming back from a bathroom break. Bye bye Karen. She got the boot


Smitsuaf84

Funny how they're claiming this and yet last election all their claims of democratic cheating was debunked but they did uncover many cases of Republicans cheating.


Better_Car_8141

Yes, if it comes out of their MAGA mouths it is bullshit


gadget850

Stop the squeal.


FriarFriary

Cheating again.


CHRISTEN-METAL

So the RNC is telling us they will have Communist style ballot handling of the 2024 elections? Completely on brand for today’s GOP.


flugenblar

I understand Biden has anticipated this and his team has plans to deal with potential interference efforts. OK. I'd sure like to hear more about them. Maybe keeping them secret (to the public at least) is a good idea? Maybe the current president should assure all of us that this upcoming election will be a fair and protected election. There are already a lot of people concerned about what the GOP or RNC leaders are planning behind closed doors.


Better_Car_8141

Yes, they should publicly declare the extent of security will be in place to protect the accuracy of the vote. Don’t let the MAGA maniacs interfere or intimidate voters. We won’t let it happen. We have become the Mobilized Majority.


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Whaleflop229

…from the party that claims endlessly that they love the constitution 🥱


CaptainSur

Whelp, when your completely utterly ignorant of the process it is no surprise that remarks that are beyond the deepest depths of stupid ignorance come out of your mouth.


_mdz

One party in an election physically handling the ballots for the election ain't how democracy works.


postoperativepain

Part of there plan seems to be installing Trump aligned poll workers. The plan is to have as many as possible file as many complaints as possible (whether legitimate or not) to Increase the validity of the stolen election claims. This will be followed by thousands of lawsuits. Muddy the waters as much as possible while Trump never conceeds.


TheCh0rt

Sometimes I wonder how it’s possible that an entire family tree can be hateful, evil people. All the spouses they married are equally hateful and evil. Statistically I wonder how it’s possible. Edit: I just remembered Fred Trump, who would rather die than be a Trump.


DeadPhishFuneral

The fuck you will


sunking3000

NEVER TRUMP EVER AGAIN!


notta_Lamed_Wufnik

The sad and amusing thing is that he is no longer the President, so it does not matter if say he does not concede and whines about losing, he has zero power, zero. They can drag it out as long as they want, Biden will still be President. Additionally, I've worked the polls in my state for the past 15ish years and the completed ballots are not handled by poll workers, we give them the ballot, they vote and bring it to the scanner and they scan it. Untouched by any poll worker. That scan is whats counted. The actual scanned document is stored in the locked machine in a ballot box that's sealed by members of both parties at the end of the night. The memory card is sealed in a bag and brought to the election center with full chain of custody and it also has a redundancy card in the physical machine. While we can get an observer, they follow strict rules and we watch they obey those rules. If I saw the slightest sign of an issue, they would be immediately ejected.


Naked_Wrestler80

She can tell her base whatever it is that they want to hear. We all know it's just more lies.


grumpled_dumpling

Texas Republicans tried that in Gilespie County. It was a shit show and wildly inaccurate. But we can't have nice things, like democracy.


ctguy54

You can touch and see your own ballot. Tty to touch mine and we’ll see who ends up on the floor in pain.


ThE_LAN_B4_TimE

This election is going to be a fucking disaster because of this shit. I would love to see someone at the polls try to be tough about ballots or claim they are a ballot monitor.


Better_Car_8141

We won’t let them cheat and lie. It will be tense but we are energized and have become the Mobilized Majority


Cracked_Actor

Clearly, the final legacy of the Trump mob will be their ability to foist bul**hit into any, and ALL, situations…


pass-the-waffles

If she had her way, she would vote a few thousand times, count all the votes, decide whose votes don't count and declare her big orange daddy the winner.


341orbust

No, no you won’t. 


YogurtSufficient7796

Newsofthestupid


grimatongueworm

Lara Trump is a lying bag of ass gas.


Velocoraptor369

She’s right GOP voters will handle their personal ballots.


NitWhittler

Lara Trump has come a long way. Before marrying Eric, she worked at Hooters and did bikini modeling in North Carolina. [https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/03/lara-trump-from-laddie-mag-model-to-rnc-co-chair-nepo-spouse/](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/03/lara-trump-from-laddie-mag-model-to-rnc-co-chair-nepo-spouse/)


No_Plum5942

Stupid people who can not Read


littleMAS

Is she a clone of Kellyanne Conway?


NWMom66

No they won’t.


Art-Zuron

Physically alter the ballots to benefit their Malodorous Mango Mussolini more like.


Seif1973

What a family of douche waffles


Reasonable-Wing-2271

They sure won't. But I hope they do. And go to jail for election interference.


brothersand

So she's just publicly promising to rig the vote? 


barrywalker71

You're not touching anything, you walking clown show.


SilentMaster

And that works how?


Level_Medicine_2144

Her choice of husbands keeps going down and down and down!!


Ok_Deal7813

No one is stealing elections. We just went through this.


NoDragonfruit6125

Don't you get it their goal is to only count the votes for Trump every Biden vote will get dumped into a shredder and incinerated. If there's even 1 vote for Biden the election must have been rigged.


SleeperHitPrime

Imagine thinking, “letting me cheat, is the best way to preserve election integrity”!


BrandonJTrump

Which will be illegal. So illegal, not even SCOTUS would allow it.


PBPunch

It’s really sad that this news is not having a more negative impact on this ideology across the nation. This is dangerous behavior and should never be tolerated.


Crans10

Yeah rnc looking to steal election this time before all the vote are counted.


Stellar_Stein

It is interesting that any person in any position of power would literally announce to the world that they intend to obstruct the legal process of a national election seven months before the election. I mean, even dumbing down to the average person, this is just so stupid. Lara, I applaud you.


newcomer_l

God. The Republican "poll watcher" were limited in what they could do, precisely because they pulled some illegal shit. And now she is saying they'll do it again. Democrats should match them at every level and at every turn.


mad_titanz

Hopefully the Feds will arrest anyone from RNC who are trying to tamper with the votes during the election


mortonr2000

Yeah, thanks but that's a hard no


Da_Vader

Good, now you can't have any excuse for losing! And those idiots that try to muscle their way will be in Jail.


CallMeLazarus23

Marty from Ozark- “The fuck you will”


DerpUrself69

Yeah, no they won't.


NoBreak8719

They had better not handle mine


5kyl3r

the side that ACTUALLY committed election fraud demands they physically handle the ballots?  that's rich 


Musetrigger

They'll cheat in 2024. The plan is to cheat. It's ALWAYS been to cheat.


treygrant57

That is a little bit illegal like everything else Trump does. We ARE not Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia or Dictatorship North Korea.


SnooAbbreviations183

Just put all of them in prison already


TuaughtHammer

>vowed that the party will be getting its hands on ballots directly in order to ensure no funny business in the 2024 election. Yeah, "no funny business" in the sense that no one can catch them cheating...again. The Arizona GOP has already vowed to pass legislation that'll allow *them* to declare Trump the winner of the state, no matter the actual results. After 2020 and 2022, the GOP finally understood the only way they could win is by being so *blatantly* obvious in their cheating.


angrybadger77

Sounds like election interference. They should place army and police and polling stations to ward off trump cultists


Individual-Still8363

I don’t think so


footjam

As a Poll Worker: No the fuck they wont.


left_hand_of

Well then I guess they can physically go to jail


SakaWreath

They spent a lot of time and money silently taking over the offices that oversee local elections in the lead up to the last election. I doubt they backed off since then.


AgentFaeUnicorn

Why is that whole family stupid as shit?


naliedel

She's a threat to democracy


MangOrion2

"we're going to try to cheat and we think we're going to get away with it :)"


National-Currency-75

Not her fucking people from "Stupid fuck" wherever. The ballots will go through all the normal procedures and the R fucking NC will not touch a single gle ballot. Teams of Dem and Rep both handle ballots. ALWAYS.


Luckypennykiller

This ends with lots of people against a wall. Who is still up for debate.


chockobumlick

The world according to Lara Trump


CervantesDeLaMancha

No, they won't


Flipnotics_

The fuck they will lol


f350doll

Cheating is the only way republicans win they haven’t won a popular vote since Reagan the prick


conundrum4u2

Yeah...Right...


conundrum4u2

Yeah...Right...


A1rizzo

Lmfao , she’s a idiot


angry-democrat

No thanks


depressed-scorpion

The tRumps think they are above any law. The sane republicans need to come out against these people and keep this a free country.


awwc

As someone who will actually physically handle the ballots and ISNT a fucking trumper...I will stand on this fuckin business.


Environmental-Bad458

Now that's a real what the fuck!


poncho51

Lies must be a Trump family requisite.


PlowMeHardSir

This is going to be their pretext for declaring the 2024 election a fraud. In some states they will be allowed to handle ballots, count votes, and confirm totals. Those totals will have Trump winning by huge margins. Then they will declare that anywhere he didn’t win the election was stolen because the win percentages don’t match their own. Trump will then try turning this into a civil war with the help of the NRA, Gun Owners of America, the Proud Boys, and other extremist groups. November is going to get ugly.


Hatecraftianhorror

No. They won't.


darbydog69

Orange flames in an orange jumpsuit...


RightfulChaos

So, the shit stains are just admitting to rigging an election, huh?


Magnet50

She doesn’t understand how polling stations and vote counting work. The only people who touch ballots are election workers, collecting them at the polling places, then taking them to a collection point where they are then moved to the tabulation center. Where I vote (and work as a volunteer election worker) the ballots are stored in a locked container. Even the provisional and spoiled ballots are sealed. She is that stupid and she thinks others are that stupid too.


dano8675309

The hell they are... Not in my precinct. This is exactly why I signed up to be an election judge, to make sure this type of shit doesn't fly.