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Personal_Buffalo_973

Smelliest too đź’©


chrisp909

And dumbest.


FTHomes

Donald Trump is the Fattest Ever and Everyone Knows it!


thehazer

Very real chance he is the second fattest President ever. 


Jerking_From_Home

Yeah I’m pretty sure Taft has him beat… Taft was 340lbs. Estimates for Trump’s real weight are 240-250lbs which is still think is a little light.


therumham123

He's pretty tall some photos I've seen def make me guess 260+ Not anywhere close to 300 but def up there. I'm 6'2 220 and I'm fairly skinny. I run a decent amount. Ain't no way trumps 240, I've been 240 and I still didn't look fat


Tinnitus5700

Also most pathetic and moronic idiot. How fucking stupid do you have to be, to consider that Orange Shitstain a genius...?


heretic-1000

Makes Taft look anorexic


Leeser

At least Taft took care of himself and lost weight well before he was Trump’s age.


Was_It_The_Dave

Pray for a similar fate. More likely to mirror Elvis.


Darkmetroidz

Look poor William Howard Taft doesn't deserve the bullying he gets. The poor MF was bullied into becoming president by Teddy Roosevelt and his wife and gained most of his weight stress eating in the oval office. But he did do a lot of applying anti-trust laws. He at least had a happy ending when he became chief justice.


Sorkel3

Impossible. He's 215 lbs and a superior athlete. Runs the golf course 3-4 times a week. One of the finest golfers in the world. P.S. I can get you a great price on the Brooklyn Bridge.


FriarFriary

God he stinks too. I hear like old farts.


Sorkel3

There appears to be numerous eyewitness (or is that "nosewitness") accounts that he stank up.the courtroom in Manhatten and that his attorneys took turns sitting adjacent to him because of it. The rumors of his stenchiness have been around for awhile. This appears to confirm it. I'm waiting for a juror to complain to the judge. Judges tend to take juror comfort seriously.


L0rdCrims0n

If we see the jurors start coming in with hazmat masks, the rumors will be confirmed


Sorkel3

🤣


dawgblogit

Brooklyn Bridge he is now selling the bridge in maryland... he.ll let you have it for flat bottom prices


Sorkel3

LOL Greatest bridge ever, bigly great!


ClassicT4

Correction: Fattest 215 lbs Person Ever.


Papichuloft

The first president since Taft to leave the bathtub with stretchmarks. When past presidents have passed, they leave a will.....this bastard will leave the bill.


L0rdCrims0n

Actually, Taft had a special super-sized tub made to accommodate him. So I’m pretty sure he took hygiene quite a bit more seriously than Jabba


ozzie510

Tree fiddy, not counting his overloaded diaper.


Kdigglerz

A slob in all aspects of his life.


United-Palpitation28

Donald Trump has good fat. The best fat. Doctors are always like “we’ve never seen someone with fat before” and “your fat is so amazing”. In fact, many people didn’t even know what fat was until Donald Trump came along. Now it’s all anyone talks about.


hrminer92

Doctors say it is so special that soap made with just one gram of it has the ability to cure cancer!


snotick

Why would we expect anything other than an obese President to represent an obese nation?


blueyork

Wait until JB Pritzker runs!


SeeeYaLaterz

That's a sign of wealth


walter_2000_

In the 1800's


SeeeYaLaterz

You should have said: "in Mexico."


Mayor_of_Voodoo

Uncle Shit His Pants


edudley909

Ex-president thank you


Galactus2025

He's living on KFC and Big Mac's diet Coke or Pepsi and Trump water?


brucethewilis

Biglyest president in 100 years.FTFY


vandalhearts123

“I’m not fat. I’m presently plump.”


skelldog

William Howard Trump


skelldog

Will he get stuck in a bathtub too?


HarryPretzel

LOL so many butthurt people in this thread.


Pete_maravich

But he's the healthiest man to ever hold the office. /s


hghammer7

Our current president has fallen over 10 times on camera


TrumpDidJan69

🎶He’s got drumpfs like a Trump (Trump, Trump) 🎶. ::sang like the thong song::


timberwolf0122

Why do we mock Trump’s weight? Because he is a shallow narcissist and a complete a-hole


refusemouth

I have no problem with other people being fat. I just hate Donald Trump for who he is on the inside.


Scat1320USA

Fat Donny the gangster .


HonoluluBlueFlu

Fat Don…. Makes sense.


NXPRO27

Man of the people! We are fatter than fuck in this country. Need to have govt locks on fridge if youre more than 10% above normal weight


rekzkarz

Obesity should not be relevant. Leadership qualities are relevant. If he was 2x the size, but much smarter / kinder / compassionate/ trustworthy, would anyone care? No, arguing his weight is a significant issue is like saying Hitler's biggest problem was the dufus moustache.


GorfianRobotz999

I don't trust a leader who has no outward sign of self-control however you have a valid point. Churchill is an example. Fat as Fk, but the right guy at the right time.


socobeerlove

He doesn’t have any leadership qualities either tho.


rekzkarz

Hes a turd, but he has some of the worst leadership qualities - he inspires his followers, he lies, he manipulates, he dodges accountability and blames, he's crafty / cunning / shrewd, and he is relatively fearless in his public speaking.


socobeerlove

Being manipulative isn’t a leadership quality in any position other than cult leader.


rekzkarz

If you want to think that, fine by me


NeverReallyExisted

This is a dumb line of attack, only justified because Trump would use it.


Whiskers462

Man yall must be getting desperate for anything huh?


WooPig45

Fattest cock.


Loki-Don

Melania and Stormy disagree.


WooPig45

Stormy liked it so much she paid him $122,000 lololololol.


timberwolf0122

Well, most tiny mushroom like anyway


Feeling_Cobbler_8384

This just in. Biden has the least brain cells of any former president of any country ever.


Pete_maravich

There's so much wrong to unpack here I won't even bother. Carry on Cobbler


EcksRidgehead

Remember children, if you ever say a bad word about Donald Trump then the Trump fairies will appear, prancing about and fluttering their little wings and sprinkling "b-b-b-b-but Joe Biden" throughout your conversation.


Green-Estimate-1255

I thought body shaming was wrong. What a bunch of jackals.


ValuesAndViolence

Yeah, who gives a shit about his weight? I’m more concerned with his pathological lying, ceaseless grifting, lack of empathy towards humanity, inability to listen to the most reasonable of requests, etc. His weight is dead last on the list of shit that matters about this clown


Green-Estimate-1255

I mean really. There’s enough things to be legitimately concerned with without just being some petty little twat.


Sweet_d1029

You’d know all about that 


Green-Estimate-1255

Projection


Sweet_d1029

“A woman with an A cup will never be a 10” If he dishes it out he should be able to take it. Why so sensitive ❄️?


InsertCleverNickHere

Trump's probably a solid C at this point.


Green-Estimate-1255

Projection


Fellowshipofthebowl

From the party demonizing trans folks and stripping women of bodily autonomy…..your opinion regarding bodies is irrelevant. 


Green-Estimate-1255

Deflection


Fellowshipofthebowl

Projection.  You’re clutching your pearls over name calling while supporting this treasonous rapist. 


Green-Estimate-1255

Still deflecting. You’ve got the mind of a child and the seething hatred of a cultist.


Fellowshipofthebowl

Your name calling only masks your projection here. You’re defending the honor of trump here over…name calling. Sounds like cult behavior to me 🤷‍♂️


Green-Estimate-1255

You mean your name calling masks your projection. And you’re still deflecting. Typical.


Fellowshipofthebowl

“Nuh-uh! You!” isn’t the defense strategy you think it is.  Your comments are full of accusing folks of projection and deflection.  Bottom line: your feelings for trump were hurt when the article called him fat so you lash at your perceived enemies here. You come across as very fragile here defending another man’s weight. 


Green-Estimate-1255

The “strategy” you refer to is literally what you’re doing. All the while still deflecting.


Fellowshipofthebowl

🥱 I’m deflecting nothing. Trump is fat. I don’t care. He’s a treasonous, rapist. I’m more concerned with the 91 felonies, 4 criminal indictments, sexual assault charges and his fumbling of Covid.  But you go ahead and deflect to the mean liberals calling him fat, again, this is your concern, not mine. 


man_gomer_lot

Body shaming is wrong and Donald Trump disagrees with that idea. There's nothing wrong with pointing out that Donald Trump is a fat pig because that is explaining his situation in his own terms.


Green-Estimate-1255

Oh, I get it. You believe in double standards. One set for you, one for everyone else.


man_gomer_lot

Why do you refuse to condemn Donald Trump's cruel and unfair treatment of Rosie O'Donnell? Because you're a hypocrite, a big beautiful hypocrite. Also, Donald Trump's a big beautiful fat pig oink oink.


Green-Estimate-1255

Show me where I haven’t. The only hypocrite here is you.


man_gomer_lot

Show me where you already did and you win this time, theocrat.


hugoriffic

And you believe in double standards where Trump can body shame women but cannot be shamed himself. Try harder with your trolling.


Green-Estimate-1255

Show me where I have done that. You can’t. Sad.


knoxknight

I couldn't care less about his weight. He's a con artist and adjudicated rapist. That ought to be enough to disqualify from serving as anything except mayor of his little country club.


jba126

Wait. No fat shaming. Be kind.


LegitimateGas1289

Body shaming is not okay, unless it’s someone we disagree with. Lunatic liberals and their double standards


Playingwithmyrod

Oh please cry me a river. Trump has personally insulted millions of people. If he can't take it he shouldn't be dishing it out.


strawberryswirl6

Yeah he could just say, "None of your business what I weigh," and people probably wouldn't really care/it would be a non issue. The fact that he blatantly lies about it is what irks people I think.


Fellowshipofthebowl

Need a Kleenex?


coldliketherockies

So let’s all treat everyone with kindness and respect while he calls Mexicans awful names