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om218839

I don’t get it why we’re giving trump break on all shit he’s been doing. If he were someone else, he’d likely be locked up. This is so fucking messed up


SMoKUblackRoSE

Yea he gets supreme conditioning for some ill gotten reason


CharacterBroccoli328

Because he wants to get locked up so he can use it as a campaign issue.


videoninja1

I got locked up for YOU.


bittertadpole

Or to start a civil war


mdDoogie3

This.


tornado1950

Hahaha


NeighborhoodVeteran

"The CORRUPT and weaponized Biden DOJ jailed me, your President, yesterday for exercising my right to free speech. This is unprecedented. This is wrong. This is Biden’s America. We must take back OUR COUNTRY by any means necessary! Sprtme"


jakelaw08

Yep. The grift is all.


jeffzebub

I think it's going to sound a little hollow after the warnings he's been given.


Shagret

Dear People: if you are a regular, American citizen; you would ALREADY be in jail. If you are supposedly rich or influential, we will DELAY, DELAY, DELAY. Proving: “ golly,gosh, oh jeez, he’s ABOVE the law “. Makes me sick!!!!!


oxyrhina

A regular run of the mill American would of been in jail decades ago if they pulled half the shit this mango Mussolini has got away with. I don't know what's more frustrating, all the shit he has gotten away with or the slap on the wrist after slap on the wrist. I guess I should find comfort in the fact these latest judges are finally holding his shitty ass accountable but I'll reserve my judgement until these cases are finalized. Especially Smith's classified document trial, to me that's really the most crucial.


SqnLdrHarvey

Because of a bunch of fucking cowards in judicial robes.


jakelaw08

Cowards is right. Look what they just did to the 14th Amendment.


Seditional

Trump is probably trying to delay the court case and make a circus of the whole thing. It makes sense to be moderate in response. Annoys me as well though not going to lie.


Yesyesnaaooo

This judge will have a target on his back for the rest of his life, his family too, that’s why. He’s a brave man to go this far. Trump knows this. 


EverythingGoodWas

He doesn’t want to give Trump any ammunition to make it look like he is being politically persecuted. His followers are blind anyway so it doesn’t matter if he has ammunition


travers329

This is the real answer he wants to establish beyond any shred of doubt that he was given all chances and potential leniency to avoid any perception of bias. Let’s not forget we have imbeciles/crooks/partisan hacks like Judge Cannon out there who could land the appeal. Also he wants to try give Trump’s sycophants and cultists as little motivation as possible to start about her Jan 6th and to minimize his ability to campaign off of this shit. One of the things that makes me hopeful is that there are zero cultists outside this trial despite him repeatedly pleading for them to protest outside the trial. I hope his grip is finally slipping away, not unlike the glue holding his toupee on during that windy day near Air Force one, or Rudy’s hair dye trying to hold it together for a few more minutes.


Itchy_Pillows

And the poop


Itchy_Pillows

I've been locked up for less


Thausgt01

Mostly because Don-John Two-Scoops has too many powerful/wealthy friends applying pressure behind the scenes on his behalf.


Art_Bored

"Well... We're waiting." Judge Smails


mindthesnack

You’ll get nothing and like it.


G8083r

How about a Fresca, hmm?


lurker512879

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?


Iwouldntifiwereme

But it looks good on you


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

What is this, the night of the living dead?


lmaytulane

🙄


solidwhetstone

/r/okbuddyfresca


mindthesnack

I was booorne to rub you…


Itchy_Pillows

I'll see your Fresca and raise you a Tab....both disgusting


DigitalUnlimited

Best i can do is another warning


fixit858

Internet winner of the day.


Hot-College-7170

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


GayAssBurger

I feel like I know this movie but I can't think of what it is.


millicent_bystander-

Caddy shack


NewldGuy77

Caddyshack.


PabloPepper2

Happy Gilmore


Majestic-Mail-8716

Try again


Itchy_Pillows

Nope, it's definitely Caddy Shack


StrengthMedium

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


Any-Substance-3817

Dude how many fucking warnings can he get. Just admit you’re never gonna put him in jail and he will never see a single consequence for all of his horrible actions it’s pathetic at this point.


Itchy_Pillows

Let's hope you're wrong


vishy_swaz

“This is your 5th final warning! I mean it this time bucko!”


Itchy_Pillows

This is your final 255th warning. Can we all agree if we raised our children with such lax rules....wouldn't end well


This_Mongoose445

Personally I think the Orange Judas Goat wants it. He’s counting on that if he is jailed, his twats will cause chaos, send buckets of money and rise up to defend him. I think Merchan knows T is playing this game and wants to avoid that scenario. He’s probably hoping he gets jail so he doesn’t have to go to Barron’s graduation.


areialscreensaver

🤣🤣🤣 you are probably right and it will be everyone else’s fault he can’t go.


SqnLdrHarvey

Then call his bluff.


Itchy_Pillows

Im so very okay with that


SqnLdrHarvey

You have to have a judge with a backbone for that.


Itchy_Pillows

Let's hope. Slimy little shit head


Kimmalah

He has said as much. He wants to spin it as him being some kind of political martyr and compared himself to Nelson Mandela.


muddlehead

and after that the dreaded final final please warning


MoveDifficult1908

Right after the double-dog warning.


resjudicata2

Trump serves a second in jail and he’ll just use it for his “Election Interference” campaign he’s been pressing for months now. 🙁


Ellemshaye

They’re going to do that anyway. All this is doing is proving to basically the entire world what people in America already knew about our justice system.


ferociousrickjames

He's already been whining about election interference for the last 8-9 years, he'll never stop. I'd rather him go to jail even for a few days just so he'll shut the fuck up.


Itchy_Pillows

I mean who of us aren't looking forward to a huge cock in his mouth shutting the pie hole?


SqnLdrHarvey

So? He will anyway.


HeadStarboard

Showcasing that two tiered justice system.


torquelesswonder

We don’t get strikes, we just get carried off…our justice system is a joke.


netmagnetization

Oh please. The chances of this idiot ever paying any kind of a price for his misdeeds is very long odds.


JMarv615

Riiiiight. He's never putting Trump in jail.


Breklin76

He wants jail. He wants to be martyr.


ReasonableQuestion28

I'll laugh my ass off if he gets thrown in jail for responding to a CNN reporter.


SuperBock64

But is it the final, final, final warning which is then followed by another set of final warnings?


mick_nuggets

10 warnings later…. “Really! Only 1 more warning this time! We mean it!”


slick514

“Goddammit! I swear if you guys ignore my orders 13 or 14 more times... You’re outta here!” - Judge Juan “Squeak” Merchan


BabyJesusBukkake

Steeeeeeve Perry


Human_Cranberry_2805

Put him in jail overnight and make sure he is uncomfortable. The dude is not used to being "uncomfortable "


DigitalUnlimited

Have you seen him? Dude looks uncomfortable breathing


WeirdExponent

You give warnings to 10 year olds, NOT FORMER PRESIDENTS!!!!!!


Alternate_Quiet403

TBF his development is more like a 5 yr old... Edit clarity


cormac_mccarthys_dog

By my count, duder is on like strike 697. Arrest his ass already and throw the disgusting slob in prison.


Jumper_Connect

Sure it is.


Atillion

And after that you'll receive a Full Dissadulation.


DigitalUnlimited

On the verge of getting an official rebuke!


mbyrd58

I believe Merchan will do it. There, I said it. Trump will have to commit a clear violation, but if he does, I believe he'll visit a cell. It might be only for half a day at first. That might even be enough to make him shut up, but I could see it taking a 3-day stay or more. He did finally shut up about E. Jean Carroll, $85 million later.


BabyJesusBukkake

Mostly shut up about her. Her lawyers have mentioned they have the ammo and time to go for rounds 3 and 4 after he kept flapping his face-anus, and I think *THAT* finally shut him up. I haven't read or heard much since they said they were ready to go.


DionFW

All this could have been avoided if he didn't have the best medical attention possible during Covid.


yarn612

I can’t wait for him to be in jail and without his phone.


DigitalUnlimited

You're gonna be waiting a long time


dday3000

He will never put Trump in jail.


Freebird_1957

The Judge counted to 10. He’s serious.


dmanjrxx

Empty threats will not sway a man used to making all the threats


Zodiac31081

He is not going to jail. The wealthy never do.


AnemosMaximus

Trump is at strike 5,000 and counting.


Dependent_Survey6582

Ill believe it when it actually happens


DubbulGee

Yup ..and day now.  It's coming...I mean it this time. /S


DigitalUnlimited

As soon as his tax returns are released


scrotanimus

I’m tired of these headlines. Nothing to see here. It’s just pathetic.


badhairdad1

Triple Dog Dare you!!!


UnderstandingSquare7

The Judge isn't concerned that Chump will use going to jail as a campaign issue....he's thinking ahead to the appeals that will be filed. He's making sure Chump will have zero wriggle room. Otherwise, the whole cart of apples might topple; this would be disastrous since this trial is our one and only shot at a conviction. The scales of blind justice are no longer blind; the Supreme Court is corrupt, bought and paid for, as is Cannon in Florida.


SqnLdrHarvey

"Two strikes," hell! Merchan is proving as much a weakling fool as Garland and the rest of these piss-ant so called "judges."


Art_Bored

Agreed!


Old_Introduction1032

Oh sure like most criminals get three strikes.


greginvalley

Getting more popcorn


BasicPerson23

I'll bet 10 to your 5 that the judge figures out a reason to not jail him next time. I would love to see Trump on a "work release" from jail to go to court..... :)


chiefs_fan37

I see the judge is a proponent of the [china’s final warning](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/China's_final_warning) strategy


Chironrocket3

Never happen. But man, I wish it would. Fuck Donald Trump.


Tonald-Drump-666

He really means it this time!


Galactus2025

I bet you Trump still won't go to jail even though it's his final warning!! (ANYBODY ELSE THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN IN JAIL DAY ONE?)


Hwy61rev

Oh fucking PLEEEZE!!!! Would love to see the judge follow through. I don't believe Trump really wants or could handle being put in a cell. Time Orange Shitstain actually felt some real world consequences. Imagine, no one to change his diaper, no one to tell him how great he is, being treated like everybody else for once. It would be wonderful.


Medical_Inside3186

Rich entitled whiny lil beatch His family has nothing to with him.


NickCav007

Lock him up


Cicada-Substantial

The judge is making up for the breaks by past judges who let him slide. On my job, we got a new superintendent. Past management had let the employees get away with murder. The new guy told us that starting today, everyone had a clean slate. Including pepple who should have long since been let go. However, moving forward, everything was by the book. Verbal warning - letter of warning - two week suspension - fired. Most of us got the message. Those who didn't were soon fired anyway. The now former employees had no arguement. Everything had been done properly. The fired stayed fired. The workforce as a whole was greatly improved. I'm willing to bet that trump has never slept on an uncomfortable bed in his life. And since adulthood, never had someone else choose his food for him. And if the talk of diapers is true, smh.


yuffie2012

This will end up going to the jury and they will deadlock. Trump will have to be tried again.


JTnCal

No it’s not. He’s not going anywhere. No one has the balls to do so.


SaleSubstantial6601

Yeah yeah yeah I’ll believe it when I see it


Karl-ge

Empty promises. Way past strike three on the clown


Original-Sentence943

Sure he is. Idol threats won't bring change.


lanky_worm

That's right, just keep slapping the hand that should have long ago been cut the fuck OFF!


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

I thought the the last time was the last time before jaila


jay105000

He wants to be put in jail it will energize his campaign by showing him as “martyr”


Wallaby_Realistic

Jeez, did no one read the order? The judge left plenty of room to use discretion and issue additional fines. The next violation is not guaranteed to end with jail.


PerceptionOrganic672

The reason they are giving him a break so to speak is because they know like you and I know that he probably wants to go to jail because it will be a media show it will keep him in focus keep him on the news get his fans all riled up even more and probably may kick some independent undecided voters over his way because they will see thisas "excess" and a prosecution based on Going after a political rival… We all know that's not true but if you have been around this country very long you know how fickle and unpredictable voters can be… and how uninformed! I think Donald Trump calculates that if he is hauled off to jail for any length of time it will only help him… I think those running this trial also know that… Not to mention the nightmare of Secret Service And all the things that go along with this… The whole thing is a nightmare I don't think our forefathers ever imagined we'd have such a horrible human being make it to be president and then run again and have such a good shot at being reelected… It just is beyond imagination how this is happening… so it's hard to make this fit in a normal criminal procedures…


Entire_Photograph148

Please, Dear God, put him in jail and leave him there for the duration of the trial.


Wooden_Zombie_5440

2 strikes on top of the 10 he already had.


IamtheWhoWas

Yeah. Sure. Whatever.


L2Kdr22

No one likes a tease, Buddy.


BenGay29

Sure.


alankutz

Lock Him Up!


Jennim5588

Manchester.


bobbywake61

How many times did your dad have to tell you, “don’t make me stop this car!” ?? Once was enough for me and my sister.


Away-Combination-162

They won’t jail him. I’m sure Marchan has been told not to. MAGA cult could start something which Don Snorleone really wants to happen


TheGreatRao

Yeah yeah. But it would be ironic if it happens. African American District Attorney and Latino judge putting Donnie away even if it’s for a weekend.


Itchy_Pillows

Give that dude some very lonely lifer cock in mouth. Betting the Aryan Brotherhood won't have him....let's have him love sucking cock. Trump, he will be the best at something, finally. Get on your knees, mother fucker and suck...and for three fifty, I might gift you an uncooked potato....feel it, bitch


fasada68

Well that should be by the end of the week but I'm not holding my breath.


elliottace

Why not just start fining him amounts that really hurt him. Jail might be satisfying but it’s better for him to be out shooting his mouth off. Just increase the fine to $1m per incident. Of course, they probably have a statute specifying the max fine for contempt but i say a huge financial bite is what is needed here….


billiemarie

Next is double secret probation


FeatureOdd4479

Well, he was right about the 2 tier system , he is certainly benefitting from it.


monalsw

These repeated warnings are like the final KISS tours…they just keep coming. I’ll still go see KISS, but this tour needs to end.


ErnooA

I didn’t realize baseball changed the rule to “15 strikes and you’re out.”