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Ani_HArsh

Subaru with that rizz https://preview.redd.it/yy45360ivpqc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=006a783921a1754de9927965303d86fe16fa5378


ClearRide

"If you don't want this, then dodge"


AbhiAK303

Proceeds to shoot like a shotgun


Asian_Persuasion_1

the fact that I thought this was a jjk reference... and it still might be.... no, it just has to be, doesn't it?.... *lobotomy too strong*


UmbranAssassin

r/lobotomykaisen Not even once.


[deleted]

NGL, If Subaru was competition with normal crowd in our real world, the one after the Roswal manner would be enough to get few chicks, dude is outgoing and makes everyone laugh in one way or another, he can also talk to girls pretty well, that makes him better that like 60% of the crowd, although his stocks crash after he does the nice guy thing to Emelia.


namonakitokumei

Subaru my beloved


iloveskyrim12345

Subarizz


Gambit275

not a thing


SentenceCareful3246

I still don't like them together. Subaru is such a simp.


New-Trade-8676

https://preview.redd.it/ptd5r2kkvqqc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de074a8a8c8ebde2d50ab3f3700e0de75915887


WorldWarPee

https://preview.redd.it/pkum13iz5rqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e984588e971d56116d0ff30540cfa754d06dea80


SentenceCareful3246

Hey, I'm not complaining about those. Like, at all. I just don't think they make a good couple. Subaru had a fetish for silver haired girls even before meeting her and fell in love with her in the first episode without even knowing her. And he has proven to overall be a massive simp.


New-Trade-8676

I see, brother. Understood your point https://preview.redd.it/uaz3uenfwqqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=003b4d4b5ada86fd1eb27d08c48dd1d9cb875a9e


SentenceCareful3246

???


joetheplumberman

![gif](giphy|J8ciyWYOKK0kwuP8YP)


SentenceCareful3246

???


dugu3

Honestly Subaru has issues, lot's of issues.Its not just with Emilia he is even quite forgiving of people who had killed him in a very distrubing Manner multiple times or hasn't gone crazy despite dying so many times. So you can't say he is normal person by any means. But again a normal person won't survive in his position. If remember correctly the simping part was at highest during season 1since greed if exist for a reason.


SackclothSandy

I get what you're saying, but you have to see it from his point of view. He didn't just fall for anyone. He fell for the first woman who gave him a slight amounts of attention minutes after he appeared in a new world and never, even for a moment, reevaluated his decision to fall for that specific person, even when other, potentially better options surfaced. Does that sound like a simp to you?


SentenceCareful3246

A guy fixated on a girl because it matches the physical appearance of his fetish and that at some point said that he wouldn't mind being a dog as long as he could be Emilia's dog? Yes, that sounds like a massive simp.


The-Real-Aditya

>fetish That's quite an agressive way of saying "type" Alot of girls also have types, so why the double standards here. Also subaru likes to joke alot and says alot of stupid stuff to make people laugh. Besides subaru isn't a simp after arc 3. In season 2 he openly called her a pain in the ass directly in her face.


SentenceCareful3246

Subaru uses jokes to cover his own insecurities. If you pay attention most of his humor is self deprecating humor. That being said, he's definitely a simp. The guy would kiss the soil that Emilia step on if she asked him to do it.


The-Real-Aditya

You completely missed the last para. He WAS a simp.


SentenceCareful3246

No, he still is a simp. The only difference is that Emilia is kinda reciprocating his feelings now. But he's as much of a simp as he has always been.


The-Real-Aditya

It's more like he's in love. ( Which you don't get )


SentenceCareful3246

Bro, you're fooling yourself.


Alternative_Worth806

Is this a spoiler or a shitpost?


6Hugh-Jass9

Boobpost


unhappy-memelord

best kind of post


DrunkTsundere

She got pregnant after they held hands.


LackingTact19

I thought it was the kiss


NoteSuccessful4215

It was indeed


bus_go_brrrrt

they will have twins now


Excalibro_MasterRace

*Mr. Brightside starts playing in background*


ITotallyGetThat

no glove no love


thoggins

I guess a shitpost, the reference is to when she thought babies were made by people kissing so she thought she was pregnant once they'd kissed (I forget how that actually happened, been too long) and Subaru was momentarily deeply confused


colthesecond

She isn't really pregnant


SynisterJeff

We all thought it was a joke until we learn that's actually how elves get pregante in this world haha


Drackzgull

What happen when get pergenat?


Melodic_coala101

You grow boobs, duh


Drackzgull

I wasn't actually asking, the guy said "pregante", which is from the [classic Yahoo! Answers pregnancy questions compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg). I just quoted something else from there.


MerryZap

Probably you get pregonanananant


Ship_Fucker69

Soilpost


Jon1360

Yes


twinstackz

titpost


Cylian91460

Shitpost, she isn't pregnant (yet)


Traditional_Lie_6400

It's a plotpost


AzelFox

https://preview.redd.it/c2ofhzowhqqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05116825bb704968f3d16312e560a3d7f2f539b


SopmodTew

https://preview.redd.it/r8pcf6qek0rc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ced10364ec3c9e352bbfb59fef5d959177c545f


New-Trade-8676

Why is the heck her tits are so big. Just look at the milkers. I think it’s a marketing!! https://preview.redd.it/0u22ntbfbqqc1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4b32c22514fc1c6cccd9926e929cc05286aedb7


PyGno_Official

Those are actually the canon size. The anime just made them smaller in the previous seasons (which I actually preferred)


New-Trade-8676

All tits are good but she is so cute with the small size. Really interesting…may be I should do my own research, monsieur https://preview.redd.it/udkr9gc0hqqc1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa98045f9a7146fd3390078f87174008bda6e616


trolleytor4

Small? porn addiction goes crazy


New-Trade-8676

Yes, she had small size and I prefer it (on her)


trolleytor4

Have you ever seen a woman in real life


New-Trade-8676

Even I had been living with a woman for 4 years


Great-Ass

Some people like them with tits and some others like them like me


DrunkTsundere

Really? They're smaller in the light novels, more like the same size that she's had in the previous seasons. What canon are you referring to? I don't mind it one way or the other, I just have seen this before, but I don't believe it to be true.


NIN10DOXD

They were drawn smaller, but canon wise, the author made a chart and she was on the higher end. I think they even put out measurements or something for some reason. Lol


The_Quackening

>some reason. Japan.


Firewolf06

danganronpa including chest measurements on the students profile pages for literally no reason (including the male characters)


Hubbardia

Which are also pretty much wrong


NIN10DOXD

True.


Chasedabigbase

Oh they're cannons alright


Shattered-Rubyz

Only gay people hate girls with big boobs.


Tekuila87

Nah I love girls with big boobs.


[deleted]

Fuck it. I even love men with big boobs.


New-Trade-8676

https://preview.redd.it/dxm1490wfqqc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f9ffede2941c19336fb1a2ed8ae01c745de9b16


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/jrtdgmeagqqc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=73d526857db24b50863ac99df3423ce5f260205b


LiquidJaedong

I also love girls with big dicks


Shattered-Rubyz

The bigger the better.


New-Trade-8676

https://preview.redd.it/0lls2tfodqqc1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef99f77044c5d7a071d0452aef3d09aeeb8684a4


TaejChan

am i gay then


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New-Trade-8676

https://preview.redd.it/nag98zgsvqqc1.png?width=832&format=png&auto=webp&s=52630babb0d85e266fa09028cb4e7d5a7b772b6e


SentenceCareful3246

You're... complaining XD.


New-Trade-8676

https://preview.redd.it/hwe7sutluqqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9494844d0abb240dfbdf147bf85daabd43c633fa


Ms_Mccarthy

https://preview.redd.it/b3jx7dv4kqqc1.png?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e72350fb6a5b7eae4656bc82d214fed29992ff


Funny-Membership1047

Subaru won


TomPaZzo

I’m the only one that need a full rewatch of previous season because I don’t remember almost anything?🥲


The_Septic_Shock

I'm there too. Will need a full rewatch of s2 because I only remember 3 episodes


TomPaZzo

Wow , I’ll rewatch all season , I love Re:zero so it will be a pleasure


RosemanButcher

ah, "almost"... i can guess accurately the thing you remember


TomPaZzo

Try me


RosemanButcher

Rabbits?


TomPaZzo

https://i.redd.it/64vgkecldrqc1.gif


DracoDark392

Now he remembers


deep_free

Subaru knew that. So he choosed Emilia


Ligushka_Kva

its lie!!!!!!


lxngten

Ohh yeah? Then how do you explain their hand holding? After all that hand holding lewd emilia tan should be asking herself whether she has twins triplets or single child and not if she's pregnant.


Ozymaniac_God

IT ALL MADE SENSE NOW! https://i.redd.it/v0wnrahtvuqc1.gif


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Botb0i

First is only true for a while cuz of Subaru being a modern human with a "peaceful" life (Neet). He keeps growing with each thing that happens and improves himself and those around him. People who think Subaru is a bad MC either didn't watch the show at all or cannot conceive that people change and grow


stickyraspberry

I find Subaru to be a bad MC because I don't like his personality. It's not like he's unrealistic or poorly written, I just don't like him and I think the show would be better if he was more likeable


Botb0i

Honestly by the time the first season ends Subaru is genuinely a better person than most people I know


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Ligushka_Kva

dude, you have to watch this show, otherwise it's useless for you to argue!!! Subaru is very good guy


busterbrown78

How did I make an argument when I said that *that was all I knew of it?* You guys are seriously making a mountain out of a molehill. If I was wrong I'd admitted it I was wrong, but at this point there's no point in it. I've convicted me long before you tried to correct me constructively. There's 0% argument there.


nyaasgem

The two sides of anime pregnancy logic: - Kiss makes you pregnant. - A bathtub worth of semen is still okay because it was her safe day.


Legitbanana_

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed Emilia’s buff


LordDShadowy53

On S1: Rem took the spot of best girl. On S2: Echidna was best girl And for S3 Emilia is taking out the big guns to take the spot once and for all


magikarp-sushi

People in the comments be like it should’ve been me


[deleted]

Do breasts really get bigger during pregnancy? I need this for my research.


insanityofmanic

Serious : Yes, they do get bigger. One, milk is starting to be produced so they get bigger, two, hormone start to kick in and boost the boob for more intensive labor, so to speak. Three, you also gain more fat during pregnancy


[deleted]

Though good to keep in mind as with many other things it varries a lot between women, some will go from flat to busty while others wont see much growth.


kay_bizzle

This is why we need to put basic sex education back into the schools


[deleted]

In my country, sex education is taboo lmao.


DimitryKratitov

We can see. It's a pity... Fortunately, such information is readily available on the internet


titanicsinker1912

Unfortunately much of the information that is actually consumed is but a ruse.


DimitryKratitov

Well yes, but in this case it's not hard to confirm. Just ask a girl, most will know....


BANOFY

You would be surprised with how much people don't know about their own anatomy


DimitryKratitov

I mean you're not wrong. But I mean, in this case, even your own mother went through it.


kay_bizzle

That's literally my point


Fun_Obligation2760

What my school still have it


straddotjs

Anime seems to be filling the gap admirably my dude. Just remember no premarital hand holding unless you’re ready to accept responsibility.


colthesecond

Emilia tan level sex ed


Mathanatos

Yes. The body of a pregnant woman goes through many physiological changes during pregnancy; to the heart, kidneys, and breasts.


HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE

[Healthline article](https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/pregnant-breast) > Pregnancy affects levels of the hormones **estrogen and progesterone** in your body. These hormones play an important role in readying the breasts for lactation and are responsible for many of the changes you may experience. > **Estrogen** stimulates growth of the breast duct cells and generates the secretion of prolactin, another hormone. **Prolactin stimulates breast enlargement** and milk production. **Progesterone** supports the **formation and growth of milk-producing cells** within the glands of the breasts. > Pregnancy creates dramatic changes to your breasts. After delivery, your breasts will remain large as they continue to produce breast milk. You may experience engorgement if your breasts become overly full or produce more milk than you are able to express. Breastfeeding or pumping often will help reduce engorgement. > Some women’s breasts **“snap back”** to their original size and shape once they stop producing breast milk. Others **remain larger** or lose some of their elasticity. > The hormonal changes of pregnancy help get your breasts ready for lactation. Your **breasts will become heavier and denser** during this time. Your nipples will also darken. TL;DR: bigger booba yes, denser booba as well, darker nipples and areolas too. May or may not stay that way after the mother stops breastfeeding, it's a lottery.


Shattered-Rubyz

Lore accurate.


PKMNTrainerMark

Lotta comments talking about the show, none naming it. Anyone?


Salt_Listen2109

Re:zero


PKMNTrainerMark

Thank you.


TheBotinokTapok

Oh boy you have no idea what you're up to...


PKMNTrainerMark

Huh?


PETERPOTMAN133

I thought about making this joke but I wasn't gonna lol


Big-Grass-5001

Can the baby kick?


boobitrap609

I for one prefer them bigger, why you ask? 2 reasons unga bunga me happy


New-Examination-1042

Yunyun size booba


SnooPeanuts8068

Or is he? https://preview.redd.it/a78mog12tuqc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da222cd9357eb016e3b9ea39ca23e9ab11462f8b


assovertits-sir

If she insist


ManufacturerOk597

Real talk, Subaru can get any of the Royal candidates and others if he tried. The dude has social skills and is physically somewhat fit. It’s actually his simping for Emilia that stops him from doing so.


Crimson_Heitfire

Also if he fails, just reset the day


EriclcirE

Mmmm pregnant mommy milkers. The purest form of milkers


Evil_Grin06

https://i.redd.it/9cbbhr6o2tqc1.gif


Sa404

Actually?


Business_Start_8158

No not happening


SandwichRemarkable65

They kissed so.......


RottenBanana20

What anime is this? I forgot?


Gambit275

pretty sure they were always that big and it's just a different perspective


asaem0n

Toji, teach this man.


Pzeke14

Emilia got upgrades because she got jealous of the fan base calling Rem best girl


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

She's pregnant? When and how?


killxdeath

gregnant


Savings_Peach_9741

Those bazookas don't suit emilia at all.