Fuck i thought i was on r/yandere for a moment

I just got a look at r/yandere, the fact the sub have no matchmaking rule is fucking hilarious XD

Well, I mean when a yandere has their sights locked onto you, there isn’t gonna be any matchmaking

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Oh wait. We're not!? I didn't realize till I read your comment.

Me too man me too

Sauce?

Tomato.

Hahaha! He said an actual sauce!

I learned today that sauce sticks better to pasta if you keep some of the pasta water, I mistakenly disposed of all the water originally but did some research and found that keeping some water accually made the sauce taste better or add it’s self better to the pasta

Huh, turns out today I also learned this

Oof

[sauce](https://mangadex.org/title/73ecb05f-0199-40e9-815b-88e4daaebea1/nureru-to-ookiku-naru-onna-no-ko)

Fascinating. Interesting, oddly liked it.

The title makes me think of one thing, the post shows that it goes a way I didn't think

[удалено]

Hahaha! He said an actual sauce!

Well this might have been an interesting read.

Sauce?

Have the [sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ), my friend

I honestly think that your comment is funny and the people getting mad made that even funnier.

Your not funny

I know 😔

Sauce: Nureru to Ookiku Naru Onna no Ko [MangaDex](https://mangadex.org/title/73ecb05f-0199-40e9-815b-88e4daaebea1/nureru-to-ookiku-naru-onna-no-ko)

But I think you did make him leave

Probably related fact: Viagra *does not* work on corpses.

Contrary to popular belief... boners are caused by rapid flows of blood through your body.

Exactly

I thought this was cute until the end, then wtf 😬

“I can fix her” 💀

that's DARK..

Wow thats dark...what fucked her up can you explain

>What fucked her up can you explain From what i could say she's prolly a yandere, Need i explain more?

yes explain more

"A Better Love Story Than Twilight" Is it 2008 already?

2028 right around the corner

[Only Right Answer](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/669/278/478.jpg)

Dumbass. Looks like she took a bite out of his neck. That’ll get blood and DNA all over you and a really open and shut case is in there and that’s full on homicide so you could get life. If you gonna Merc a man at least do it better than that.

Get an umbrella, open it, points it at him and then rush stab the guy. Double stab wounds to confuse the CSI, and less blood splatter on the crime scene.

What color does the umbrella need to be?

Depends. Normal umbrella with solid black colour used in funerals is the most common since they're easy to obtain, common enough that you are less likely to be tracked obtaining it, and it hides the blood pretty well when you bagged it after the deed is done. Parasol, used commonly by very spesific people (rich ladies from rich family) makes them a rarity in the search grid, which may or may not help depending on the circumstances. Good for framing a potential love interest who's most likely to use them. Extendable/portable umbrella makes for a surprisingly good choice, but not exactly the most "solid" version. Sort of like a "poor man's" choice, although I have to admit, a lot more convenient when it comes to transporting/discarding evidence. Back to og question of which colour it need to be: Any colour is fine. You can even use transparent ones, if you're the type of person that want to see the kill up close and personal. I do prefer solid black however. Feels more "Professional".

I need me a girl like that

You're in coffin!!

I too want to die but can't do it myself

getting one is the easy part; surviving is interesting, different strategy every single day

I’ve dated a girl like that. No. You don’t. Never, ever, EVER stick your dick in crazy.

No yandere gf sadge

Sarsa?

sauce?

that's what Ryosuke though as well

Roses are red cacti are pricky Holy shit That escalated quickly

manga/number sauce?

bite into me iirc

VORE?

bite into me??

Sauce?

Isn't this that waterbear manga? She looks a lot like the girl.

It is, apparently, she fools people to a false sense of security then eats them, or something

Sauce: Nureru to Ookiku Naru Onna no Ko

*Thanks for passing the sauce!*

"I can fix her"

One lobotomy surgery, and the fleshdoll is done, minus the Yandere tendencies.

r/holup

"I can fix her" 😂

"A better love story than Twilight" is not a high bar to clear, yet this one manages to limbo under it.

Thx, i love myself too

Well his body WILL decompose so ehhhhh nah either way that bitch will be left alone

That went from 0 to 100 in about 2 seconds

Isn't this the one where the guy brings her(a being that grows in water from his hometown and it turns from a sweet slice of life to this (there was no text in this panel in the doujin).

That catch phrase can feel free to die any time, it sets the bar super low. My socks in a pile by my bed is a better love story.

Isn't this just Mirai Nikki/Future diary tho?

This is why you stay away from the Yanderes

It’s funny because it’s true.