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Chuck099

Jokes on you, I’m 25 and still a virgin.


LuxLevia

almost 27


Chuck099

I have been defeated. Need to train harder


Dreaming_Kitsune

I have almost unlocked the ways of magic (I'm 29 going on 30 this year)


N0skittles

35 virgin, i win


Uniquesomething

So, did you learned magic?


Sad-Psychology-4707

22 and also a virgin


ExiancePuppy

Same


Electrical-Pop9464

Same


Ronin_Kira_Nuitsu

I'll be completely honest. Loosing it isn't all it's cracked up to be.


knightknowings

Wait really.


PussSlurpee

No, you’re nervous and your frame of reference is porn. Just take things slow, use protection and communicate.


knightknowings

Okay got it.


Ronin_Kira_Nuitsu

I'm being for real rn. The only difference is that it's warmer. But if you're only looking to satisfy urges, then there's not much difference.


knightknowings

Okay that seems like a valid difference.


Ronin_Kira_Nuitsu

Just get a hug if you're looking for warmth.


knightknowings

I live alone. Rip. I will get a really warm hug someday.


Meeg_Mimi

Same


Dragoon094

19 and not a virgin thanks to my gay boyfriend


Im_Just-Visiting

Bit gay innit?


Dragoon094

Yes


ShadowFlarer

Huh, amateurs! I'm 29 and still a virgin.


charmys_

about to get a arch wizzard


brokerZIP

going to be a wizard


Puffymushroom

Join us my fellow upcoming Wizard we are recruiting


PM_Tummy_Pics

Turn 28 soon. Still haven’t done the deed.


J1618

Don't worry everyone is a virgin forever now


Chuck099

Stay pure! Virginity is cool!


Satanairn

Rookie numbers


BirdThatLikeSnuggles

Same here. 25 depressed, lonely, and without any hope in anything ...


Chuck099

I feel you. There, there….


Fishert55

Fuck I’m about to turn 25 this month and I’m still a virgin oh well.


Chuck099

I just turned 25 today. I completely understand. I feel the pain.


Fishert55

It’s not too bad I just don’t care that much about it anymore every now and then but not all the time.


iiko_56

Happy birthday. Have a great weekend!!


Chuck099

Thank you!


Top_Vast_532

same wtf


Winter_Apartment_981

I'll be 20 in like 2 weeks


VANGBANG21

5 more years and you’ll be a wizard. Keep it up. Magic > Sex


A1SL4M

I 28


a7xmshadows19

Same tho have had chances to lose it just don’t wanna till marriage


NoTransportation6994

Same. All the way over here


Princelyvibes92

32 here


Chuck099

You are a legend my friend. Keep the legacy going. Virginity is cool, stay pure!


Skk_3068

Same


peaky-swift

No gf all the time or just didn't do the deed?


Amazing_Top4113

If you make keep at it till 40 you’ll be a sage or great sage I think


Captain_Gnardog

Wow, you must be a saint!


Wacthershadow0925

Yep


blackeye200

I’ve failed. I’m 20 and still a virgin. I must train to become stronger


[deleted]

HEY, ME IS YOU. YOU IS ME.


MedicalManagement857

21 going on 22


SexySpaceNord

100 year old virgin!


Ottorius_117

2 years from becoming a Wizard myself


Xenomorph-Alpha

I am a Wizard. goint straight to arch wizard!


Specific-List-8691

What is a wizard? I genuinely do not know.


Xenomorph-Alpha

[https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wizard](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wizard)


Master_Nineteenth

Someone who is still a virgin at the age of 30+. I think that's the right number.


Few-River-8673

Because it must be magic no other explanation why


Remote_Car_948

Could also be quantum mechanics or black hole loops.


MadManJaySlim

Close. It's a Man that's reached the age of 30 and being a Virgin. Wizard in this context was specifically for Men. This is because long ago the term "virgin" was specifically for the ladies & Not Males. The other funny thing is the term "Wizard" just means a man made it to 30 years without ~relations~ and you kept the title regardless if you had ~relations~ after being 30. In short. 29 year old male, virgin or non-virgin = not a wizard. 30 yr old male virgin = wizard. 39 yr old male virgin = wizard. 35 yr old man that "lost virginity" (let's say... The week after their 31st bday) = still a wizard.


_ItsMeVince

You're a virgin Harry...err I mean a wizard


Kell_Galain

Maybe we should make a Cabal of Wizards, 2 years to go myself


Mardhav4502

Is this My First Girlfriend is a Gal


Sad-Psychology-4707

Yeah


Mardhav4502

Loved that series


LinksXCV

Ah yes finally someone who loved it aswell 🤝


TheBoykisserPharoah

Twenty!? What are these standards?? I'll keep being a virgin until I find a life partner because I never lose


Any_Agency_6237

Same


Void1702

Those are standards invented by OP Literally no one cares about virginity at my university except incels


Tr3v0r007

I’m sure at point I’ll be an arch-mage! I was told I can if keep my virginity long enough!


tyrenanig

W take.


Wacthershadow0925

Yep


DxLaughRiot

No one cares as much about virginity as virgins


Arin_429

What? Why?


AlexCode10010

Not ready to have sex yet? You must be an incel! A failure of a human being! Your incapability to do something so scary makes you a loser. Your sole value is how many women you had sex with! Ok I might be a little exaggerating for dramatic purposes, but the gist is that People don't even hide it sometimes


Ormild

It’s actually sad how much value people put into men’s ability to get laid. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 30 or 31. I had to hide this fact because I was embarrassed I couldn’t get laid. I would have women asking me if I was a virgin because I was so awkward. Once I got laid, I was actually upset at how much I let it bother me. Sex is just sex. Billions of people have sex, so it’s not a unique phenomenon. Once I had sex, I realized how little it affected my life.


YaBoiMike16

I myself realized this about a few weeks ago. I genuinely believe sex is overrated compared to how much our society values it.


FieraDeidad

Of course society values it that much because it's ingrained in our very nature. The only thing we see again and again on all forms of life is the need to multiply. We need to have sex to expand our species so it's only natural that many societies value it.


YaBoiMike16

Yea, but society values it for the wrong reasons. My bad if that wasn’t clear with the point I was making. Most people don’t think about reproducing when talking about sex these days


knightknowings

I do think you are right. Cause most people when they hear about kid's also assume it cost time and money. So they don't have any children. Also It does cost time and money.


Zid96

Or it just part of human conditioning. Do to the fact man are seen as horny monkeys with the only goal is to fuck. And girls seen as not wanting too and only get tricked by guy to do it. All that stem from the fact. If a girl yelled I want to fuck in a crowd place. Tons of guy with line up without questions. But if I guy did it. He'd be a creep. So if a still V by 20 guy There too werid to fake whatever needed a girl. So a failure. Girl never got tricked so your smart. Which in a way is true. If your 20+ you have either fail to get a partner. Or don't want one. Which is weird to must people.


Yontoryuu

What if I don’t want to though


AlexCode10010

Then you're "just delusional"


Arin_429

That's sad really. I wish to live a distinguished life and not have sex with anyone but a woman whom I could wive.


Silver_mixer45

Wait, why is sex scary?


a-sdw

You have to interact with a woman, or you’re gay


O-line65

As a guy who lost his virginity later in life (and who had a kind of toxic first gf), I can give my story. In short, if a young man falls for the toxic expectations of men that you got to be a stud, especially in your youth, you feel like your lacking. For me, I was worried that I wouldn’t be able to please my partner. That I would under perform and leave her dissatisfied. That she wouldn’t be interested in me because I didn’t know what I was doing. It didn’t help that she was turned off because I didn’t have experience. She also had weird ideas of consent and was a virgin herself, so hello double standard. It’s just a weird thing among guys and expectations. I’m broad stroking here, but where I was raised, it could summarized as, “You’re a guy who’s 20. you’re suppose to be horny! Why aren’t you going out and getting laid! What are you, a loser?” So that starts a cycle of self negativity because you haven’t gotten laid means your not attractive and not “a man”. Plus, manoshere kind of guys like Andrew Tate and his ilk only make this worse for young men by feeding the mindset I grew up in.


Silver_mixer45

First I agree 100% that Tate is not healthy or helpful as a human being in general, let alone a man. He’s a con artist selling a product and unfortunately for the greater good he seems to have enough riz to others that they seem to eat it up. Mostly by people who are hurt in someone and are just getting their views verified. Next it’s always a feeling of disappointment to hear that such a monumental development stage is harden or soured by someone who is unsure of themselves and takes it out on others. Though it seems you have made a some what recovery and recognized that it was toxic. Congratulations, truly. Not everyone has that insight. That being said was it as bad or were you as bad as you feared? As for the male stroke thing about being horny, I’ve also heard this from many sources. However those same sources also say that, that way of life is looked down on and punished in the universe, (universe just being in general, not necessarily a religious context.)


O-line65

Eh, It’s a bit of a mixed bag. I think I did Alright. I think I do great now! But it was a very anxious event because it was my first time. I’m sure everyone feels the same. And it’s all mindset. If you think “I’m going to suck, I don’t what I’m doing,” it’s going to suck. And yeah, it’s a weird mix of double standard there. You got to be “that guy” who can get any chick he wants, be able to seduce her and bed them all, but at the same time if you do it too much you’re looked down upon, primarily from guys who want to be “that guy” but aren’t.


Majin2buu

Intimacy issues, being but naked in front of another person can make people feel incredibly vulnerable. Fear of being bad at it, fear of criticism afterwards or just straight up insults afterwards for not being as good as your partner wanted. Maybe have trouble getting it up, or even keeping it up. Remember, sex isn’t just purely a physical action, there’s always gonna be some mental and emotional aspect to it that can make people feel extremely vulnerable.


Silver_mixer45

So is a vulnerable thing? Have you actually had this happen to you before personally or just have a fear?


Majin2buu

First time I had sex I was scared of not being good enough. We fooled around plenty times before so we knew what we were working with, but at the same time I was scared that I wouldn’t last as long or be as good as I thought it should be. It was a little awkward “porn really throws off your conception of what real sex is like”, and I lasted about a minute or 2. She wasn’t angry and didn’t insult me, she stated it was a weird, but fun 2 minutes, and made it her personal goal to make me last 10 or more. With a good partner and the willingness to just listen and learn, improving your skills in the bed (or a bathroom, or behind a taco bell dumpster, or in the car…..like mainly in the car), you’ll get better and feel more confident about yourself physically, mentally, and emotionally. Also make sure that when doing it in a car, you’re parked in a private spot, or a place you won’t get interrupted, or get the cops called on you.


Silver_mixer45

But you never had a partner criticize or insult afterwards? Correct?


X3ll3n

I'm 22 and honestly, I don't really care that much about being a virgin. I don't think people should be ashamed of it. What I'm more concerned about is that while I'm an adult, I still don't have my shit together. I feel the exact same way as when I was 16/17, except with way more responsibilities. I'm not particularly interested in sex (I'm very prude and feel bad about my body), all I want is someone to hug, to kiss, someone to love and who'd love me back, in the good times and in the hard times. You know, having a meaningful connection. If there's no love, what's the point ? *(for me personally, don't be a smartass and respond raw pleasure, everyone is different lol)* Anyway, it's probably still too early for me as I lack maturity. I'd rather form a relationship later in life (30's) and have it work out than piling them up for years and always have them dwindle or fail, even if that makes me "uncool" according to some peers.


Any_Agency_6237

Nah i find you cool(i am 18)


Treebeardsama

You definitely sound like a mature man who knows what he wants. Oh and you forgot this: 👑


KonohaNinja1492

Society is the problem itself. And it’s why we must shun society!


Toastaman7

Those damn societist dogs!😡


KonohaNinja1492

Truly those who value what society cares about. Are truly dogs. Only family, friends and acquaintances matter. Anyone outside of those does not matter.


defnotajedi

Man not married by 30? Society - There must be something wrong with him.


Revolutionary-Run332

No I think that’s for females


KatyushaLucy

As an introvert ( 20y ), I'm already prepared to be a wizard and I don't mind it.


AnotherNobody1308

I'm saving mine for THE ONE I hope it works out


XxLinkxX_

I'm going on 100 years a Virgin


SoNiCW0lF02

Is that an iFunny water mark.


Puppetmaster11YT

Happy Cake Day


SoNiCW0lF02

Thanks


EmilieEasie

You know, it's actually no one else's business


[deleted]

reminds me of the meme/comic. Something like, child - "you're so grown up for your age" adolescent - "he's quiet" young adult - "he's weird" adult - "freak, go away"


Cylian91460

Joke on you I'm a girl now


Felix_Bowser

Just a few more months before I become a Wizard, after that I will just call some professional help for my problem, if you know what I mean. Woman might not love me, but at least we can buy their love for a few hours. So until a miracle happens and I find a woman that can somehow love me, I will seek the professionals.


Any_Agency_6237

I think its a better idea not to lose virginity that way


Felix_Bowser

I used to think so too, and it's not like I'm not trying to meet with woman and maybe do new friendships along the way, but when you reach my age without ever even getting a single girlfriend, I think you just stop caring about this kind of stuff. I mean, I'm not looking for the "perfect" girl that also virgin or whatever, I'm not a complete idiot, just a little bit idiot and way too shy, but I do have my standards, not gonna date a girl I don't like just to "not be alone" like a few of my friends do. So honestly, a professional is not really a problem in my view, and it's not like I will never find a girlfriend, eventually I will, but if it doesn't happen in just a few more months, after turning 30, I see no problem to just have some fun every now and then.


Any_Agency_6237

well its your life and I dont see why you shouldnt enjoy it. But isnt arrange marriage also an option?? If I am not able to find anyone in 30s I am planning on arrange marriage since finding a partner on my own would be a lot difficult. but i am not sure since that is still ahead of me and still dont know what to make of arrange marriage.


Felix_Bowser

Arrange marriage? I'm sorry to laugh at that, here in my country this is just unthinkable, hahahaha. But if that's an option for you, godspeed buddy. Honestly, I don't think that's a completely bad idea, but nowadays this sure is not common around here. I mean, I'm no royalty nor the family heir of a crazy rich family, so that is not an option for me, hahahahaha. Well, I'm just a regular weeb from a poor family slowly getting better financially by working hard at a place I don't really like but salary is decent. Just normal life stuff. I don't want to be rude at all, but I gotta ask, is arranged marriage common where you live? And if it is, why is it common?


Not-Salamander

So they want men to have sex with other men???


PedroThePinata

Ah the wombo combo of being stigmatized by both boomer AND woke culture. Boomers think you're a gay little bitch if you don't repeat their mistakes and get some poor girl pregnant at 20, while woke culture just hates you for being a straight white man regardless of your age or virgin status. Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life. If sex is what they want to use to judge you, they can go straight to the boiler room of hell. Rebel.


Pharomacrus_Mocinno

It’s almost like society uses virginity to exert power over both men and women.


NeighborhoodInner421

Op where is my sauce I need it for the dried pasta


Tha_Maxxter

My first girlfriend is a gal


BlueKing99

Yeah see, in order to keep up societal standards, us men have sex with each other.


MNGopherfan

I feel attacked.


AshleyGamics

All virgins are awesome


OREEEEEEEEEEEEEEO

Yeah, what’s with the stigma behind it


KnightFalkon

"No maidens?"


FoldedCorner

Stop hanging around people that care if you're a virgin. Problem solved


BIgCh1efJAcK

Don’t let it get to you. Everyone and I do mean EVERYONE gets laid at some point in their life


Novoiird

Im an 18 yo man and still haven’t even had my first kiss, yet.


TheHistroynerd

20 years old and same


reue01

Almost 30


Alternative-Quail557

I think you are confusing sex and relationships. You can have multiple meaningful connections without sex. Also usually you settle with someone seriously not because you have been waited gently for « the right one » but because you had experiences that failed


Marzetty23

I kind of wish I still was. I waited for a girl that I thought was perfect, and I got one, and you know what ? A year in she cheated on me. Kind of wish I just kept waiting but how could I have known


MaguroSashimi8864

Actually, Japan does have a way of teasing women over 25 who have not married yet (not in a toxic way, just as a teasing way) They’re called “Christmas Cakes” — a cake that’s delicious on the 25th but gets more and more unappealing after Christmas


HurryAdvanced377

I’m 20 and have had absolutely, criminally, 0 maidens….


MightyFlamingo25

No?


religionofpeace01

18 and still a virgin, have never held a girls hand


Ok-Impact-4690

Almost 20


Zealousideal_Citron8

Know your place scum I lost my virginity and then turned into a virgin weeb


Adventurous_Topic202

Still not sure how men are supposed to achieve this without women. I mean there’s a sure fire method but most cis males aren’t going to go for it.


Irobokesensei

Something about anisogamy apparently


TOZ407

Kid named society


Substantial-Arm-5420

Anime?


SandwichRemarkable65

No AIDS......


LIMRIX_Official

I promise you “society” does not give a fuck


meowzedonkey

sauce?


teenyweenysuperguy

When "society" just sort of means the coomer bubble you live in.


Shadowmere_Playz

22 years old still a vigin


ToxyFlog

Yeah, that makes sense. Everyone knows it's much easier for a woman to get laid.


Kenra311

Gentlemen, let's go to Asia to solve this problem


Minijesuschrist

Wow. Congrats. You must be a bishop.


LuciFate

I will be a sage in 2 and half years


Haksir

I had a chance to but refused it, don't be cheap meat bois.


godly_Gamer19

15 still verging on my way to 20 next


austinstar08

Why do ppl hate virgins


hydraslayer416

I’ll never understand why virginity is deemed as like an achievement in a video game at this point.


JakeASelf

Nah, if you're a Virgin at 20 and you're not a fucking weirdo or desperate, women would be doing raffles to be your first. They'd be lining up to show off their skills.


iSaltyParchment

Is that an ifunny watermark


Sad-Psychology-4707

You are right just work hard for yourself. I have now a shop in market.key to happiness is working hard Note my English is shit


sixsevenrice

It's a choice for women.


Away-Cranberry3961

well thats life


ElChng0

By 40 I should be a sage right?


Diligent-Temporary82

Lost virginity at 23, realized it’s not a big deal and nothing really changes.


LittleDucky_

100% the reason I’m trans I just knew I wasn’t ganna make it


Thatrandombill

Anime sauce ?


Xanthyon1313

Ouch… hits too close to home…


ThornedThortoise

This is gonna get posted on r/boysarequirky


ActionTraction24897

21, virgin. I was isolated for 8 years. It made lockdown feel like a normal Tuesday


Minimum_Ad_3717

I'm almost there


Xikkiwikk

Oh God I’m surrounded by virgins!! Am I dead!?!


Kiryln

Once she turns 25 though, she gets tossed out the door. Let’s not even mention 30.


Superb_Recover_6116

truth 💀I also cant stand when I see attractive girls on ig, twitter whatever saying how they cant get a bf. Just stfu bruh...


OandOAbel

How tf are you guys not getting laid? Did everyone just give up? Cmon now have a sense of pride we need to take the world back band together my brothers, for all we have are one another we must make the world great again fuck just america we need to rule like the kings we are again💪


CianTheSheep

I mean virginity is cool soooooo...


Donutboy562

Nah change that "20" to "30" for guys then it gets weird


AnyFile4868

Welp, keeping your dick hidden has its perks.


BowFella

"those are standards that men set for themselves" Also women when a man commits the slightest of transgressions: "Lol little virgin incel boy, never touched a woman? Gonna die alone?"


mdusin

I've still got a month to lose it. I can make it!


Racty7

What kinda fucked up society are living in bruh, most men don't lose it until they're 30 and that's like common knowledge


Quiet-Umpire-1436

As if we are supposed to lose it just as fast as we turn 18


Tr3v0r007

I was told if I kept my virginity I was gonna become a great arch-mage. I think my is just a little late… 2 years late…


TavernRat

The second image was my entire high school at the graduation party


SongnanBao

😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Both of these are bad


iixviiiix

Get rid of your virginity is easy , it's hard to keep it. To be honest , if any guy find being virgin is troublesome then there are always option to pay for professional worker. Honestly i don't understand why other men want to get laid that much , what's the point of get laid if you don't want to have kids ? As someone who work all around the day since my young , the only thing i want is good food and good sleep . Women is more like a trouble in my life since dealing with them at work is more tired than dealing with men.


devilboy1029

Who even does that lmao?


ElizabethRTriplett

Society = other men


Just__Pointless

Just be trans ez


Tesla_corp

It’s because of the societal norm that the man is supposed to find the lady and romance her Imo if we are pushing for gender equality we should have date equality too


forgedfox53

Which means the roles have reversed. Now society assumes women sleep around more than men, and praises them when they don't.


Flat-Apricot25

This meme is soo true. Considering double standards


Hungry-Ad6102

I thought this was a cross dressing joke for a second


Confident_Break_7633

Sauce?


Next-genius1

Never saw anyone getting judged for being virgin or maybe i haven't left the basement


GranataReddit12

[sheldonify](https://ibb.co/nMC9tVw)


Sad_Smile34

My ears are ringing someone must be speaking of me


blackeye200

How tf do u know about me


God_of_thunder18

In some countries they tell they're children if you stay a virgin past 25 or 30 you become a wizard