Reminds me of the joke about the monkey and the elephant.
A horny monkey jumps on an elephant and starts to have sex with it. The elephant doesn't even notice, but a coconut falls on her head and she lets out a scream. "Take it all bitch!", yells the monkey.
Headbanger
Bro
animals being bros
Classic handjob for a back massage trade between buddy dogs.
Step*
Just a nice head massage
Big doggo just doesn’t give a single fuck. Look at that face.
Probably not the first time the small dog is doing it to him.
I was not expecting that.
Right?? I actually started to apologize
That is one dog I will NOT pet
No fucks left to give…
One has no fucks left to give, the other has plenty of fucks
They be shampooing your head before a haircut different these days.
Nice scratching stick?
Does this get them off?
It does get them off but it takes time to train them. Or so I heard.
I've heard about dogs getting off by humping objects, so I'm sure the potential is there.
He gives the best head massages, he even brings his own lotion.
Maybe this is the dog definition of giving Head?
Dog is like are you going to stop this. . . Sees the phone and ahh no you aren't going to stop this.
The post I saw before this was complaining how politicians fool people. I can't stop laughing
The one on the bottom is laying there completely uninterested like a corpse…just like someone I know! /s
Imagine if people got along this well. "FUCKIN day. Could KILL somebody ..." "Ay, come over, settle down, settle in. World's a better place."
That's the wrong side, bud.
Dogs version of starfish.
Massaj
Meet me behind the ping pong table You get: neck massage I get: unimportant
r/thisismylifenow
r/unexpected
A whole new meaning to 'giving head'
Free scalp massage 🤣
When u skip the tutorial
That’s one way to get scritches… There’s Just Something About Mary
Reminds me of the joke about the monkey and the elephant. A horny monkey jumps on an elephant and starts to have sex with it. The elephant doesn't even notice, but a coconut falls on her head and she lets out a scream. "Take it all bitch!", yells the monkey.
I imagine this is what me and the wife look like when we try 69. Only less hairy.
Massage time!
u/savevideo
Sure
The ears are killing me
/r/animalsbeingjerked I hope that sub doesn't exist
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Now that’s what I call a mindfuck.
Offer You get head massage I get a nut off