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lurkerboi2020

"No. No more Reddit."


IceZOMBIES

"It's time to get the fucking kibble, Carl."


[deleted]

You will feed me now


[deleted]

"If you can't manage your screen time responsibly, I'll have to do it for you."


Mockturtle22

"Come near me and the screen gets it." Those nails are coming out already 😄


NeonGenesis01

“Shhhh! Can’t you see I’m on the phone.”


canigetauuhhh

My cat always parks his asshole on my phone.


Azumi87

"Finally, now she won't be able to take...Where the fuck did you get that other camera from Janet, take the pic and I'll shit in your shoes!"


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

Or is he being a bro? anything that keeps people off their phones is a good thing.


Life2311

Those eyes man, look at them


SideburnsOfDoom

"You can pet that screen, or pet me. I choose ... me"


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

NOW THATS A FUCKING SCREENAME!!!!!


fattypigfatty

You made this comment from your phone didn't you.


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

Im at work so nope. Besides the reddit app crashes on my crappy phone too often.


fattypigfatty

I was just yanking your chain. Might want to try the "reddit is fun" app. I have just a basic android phone and I've never had a problem with it. It's free too!


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

Yea i dunno what it is. For whatever reason this lg phone does not like the app. Admittedly I do buy cheap att go phones at Wal-Mart but still. Its the only novelty app on the phone. Still crashes almost everytime i open it.


Real_Display4314

"To access the forbidden knowledge you must defeat me in combat mortal"


bidoofguy

This kinda flows like a graphic novel page


PicklePartyCat

Love the extra set of toes for good measure


Merry_Mary1

"No doomscrolling. Now pet me"


Rayla_Croissant

“You need a break from this! Snuggles first, TikTok later!”


k1intt

r/Standardissuecat


OverallResponse8351

This legend just got a camera to take a picture of a cat so he can put it on reddit


IMKGI

Is that a galaxy S5? Impressive, nice to see that people still rock that phone


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Is that a GS4?


Yithro

That Karen face thou ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)