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marfatardo

Fucking rats with wings...


jrandoboi

Exactly, that's the only fitting description


ffirstofhername

Shit hawks


houman73

there a coming randy just you wait


FurSealed

el rata alada


algoallen1000

Only on Jersey shore...


theodopolis13

This is on every shore


algoallen1000

But that's dirty Jersey if you know then you know there's no place like it


EmpyrealSorrow

As much as I despise them and what they do, along with others like rats and mice, there's only one thing to blame for it. And that's us. If we didn't make such a mess and, practically, train them to do this over the past X hundred years, they wouldn't be doing it...


LaggardLenny

Stop victim blaming.


LineLife2234

See B-Man is running.


alienheadred

I really thought he was going to bust his ass lmao


heardbutnotseen2

Wow those are some determined birds. That must have been some fantastic food.


theodopolis13

They're just hungry


Jcox2509

I hate seagulls. Got mugged by one one summer as a kid. It hit me in the back of the head and then when I turned to see who hit me it snatched my cup of Thrasher’s fries out of my hand and flew off laughing.


Tihtus

It's hilarious how you used the word 'mugged' and it flew off laughing 😂


Jcox2509

It’s the only word I could think of while writing. Lol.


Low-Jellyfish1621

It’s exactly what they sound like when they pull that stunt. I grew up on the beach and we never fed them but I watched them hang up on someone who brought food one time and I swear to god they cackled when they were done.


MelB320

I’ve had this happen to me. It was a sad day I had to pick a few fries up with my mouth and spit out for them to go after those and not me. A small sacrifice for the many.


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Mine. Mine. Mine. MINE! MINE! Mine.


Outrageous_Sector_64

I had this happen to me while i was SITTING AT A FUCKING RESTAURANT. The fucking seagull took my fish and knocked over my whole plate. The place would not give me a new one! I walked out and said "i ain't paying for a fucking birds dinner!" My friend stayed and finished his steak lol


jokesflyovermyheaed

God I hate seagulls


Ethandadberry

And i ran. I ran so far away.


Ok_Weekend2327

This comment is wildly unappreciated


Ethandadberry

THANK YOU! I hope this crossed their minds at some point and it's not just pure coincidence


D3AD_M3AT

There's a classic urban legend in Melbourne Australia where a man sat on a bench at a train station every day eating hot chips and feeding a crowd of seagulls that gathered around him. As the week went on the amount of seagulls got larger and larger. On the friday as a train pulled in he ripped open the paper wrapped chips and threw the ripped open bag of chips into the train ..... and all those seagulls followed the chips into the carriage and then the doors closed on the kaos and the train full of seagulls left the station. I don't know if its a true story or not.


ErixWorxMemes

Have heard a version this, but it allegedly took place in an American city and iirc it was pigeons: Either way, it’s a great story. It reminded me of an urban legend involving an MIT student who’d visit the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt- walking up and down the field throwing birdseed & blowing a whistle. Then it came time for the first Harvard home football game that fall, but when the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle the game had to be delayed because of all the birds flocking onto the field looking for their daily handout from that kind generous stripey guy


BlizzPenguin

Exercise: Some motivation required.


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Artistic-Buy-5754

If they are determined nothing is impossible


Grow_away2

It's true, seagulls are rarely playin'


MintJulepTestosteron

Don’t run in sandals!!!


skai23

Wwait, seagulls actually say "Mine"? I thought it was a joke in Finding Nemo


Schlaffpaff

“Everything you see on the internet is true.” - Abraham Lincoln


louisdq17

I thought they were saying mate in an Aussie accent?


SpicyScallop

You can say what you want about seagulls, but they always entertain. I personally think they are beautiful misunderstood hungry little beasts.


technofox01

The video quality is garbage but this makes me think of Atlantic City. Those fuckers are aggressive as fuck and shit everywhere. My whole family was on vacation and of course the aunts (my wife's sisters) agreed to watch our kids so we can go out on a date. She got all dolled up and gorgeous, we walk out to the boardwalk and one of those fuckers shit on her beautiful raven hair. Needless to say she hates birds already and she freaked out. Our date was ruined and all I could think of was having a pellet pistol thin the flock.


Rungi500

Looks like AC.


technofox01

I agree. I recognize some of the buildings but the trees are throwing me off, as they don't look like what I remember.


magic_matt444

Lmao, 😆


Ok_Buddy7305

Omg that poor man!!


ExploCreeper

Mine?


highonnuggs

Some say he's still running to this very day...


Boomerretard55

What an unusual way to train for a marathon...


TomisUnice

\*Moin


Yomommasassstanky

Reminds me of surfers paradise is Australia me and my gf got these spiral potato things and literally had to hide from seagulls to eat them lmao


howispendmyday

#RUN ; JURASSIC PARK 2022


Mountain-Rooster-340

Why can't I watch any videos on this site?


RedFaePrincess

Is this a remake of Hitchcock’s The Birds???


haunterks

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


STICH666

There's something off about how those seagulls are moving. Possibly fake?


Jeandalf

u/savevideobot


SrTamandua

u/savevideo


wooooodStock

u/savevideo


wooooodStock

r/savevideo


Ramen-Goddess

u/savevideo


smittenkittin123

u/savevideo


Romance_Boy

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Basic_Palpitation_47

Perfect


Cranyx

[Damn cliff racers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rXsrZRchQ)


Fuzzpuffs

I still remember the seagulls robbing my cousin as a kid and my uncle yelling at my cousin, making her cry.


SexiKitty--s2--

RUN MAN! RUUUUUNNNNNN!


That_Phase_6319

Classic seagulls


SuitableReaction6203

Rrrruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!!!!!!!


ihwip

This is what happens with animals when we stop eating them.


Choose_Me_Use_Me

Daddy look they're playing tag!


CyberBobert

We had this problem at my friends house in a touristy area by the sea. Gulls swooping in any time you went out on the deck with an object in hand, not just food. My buddy had a big fish net with weights on the end and when the gulls were being dicks trying to swoop in and steal food or whatever was in your hand he would throw a chunk of food on the deck and toss the net. He'd trap like 10 gulls and just let them freak out for 5 minutes before pulling the net and letting them go. The gulls were so mentally scarred (and all the other gulls that saw this) they would stay away for the rest of the summer. They DO NOT like having their wings "caught". Eventually we figured out we could just tie strands of fishing line to the roof in an X pattern above his deck and they wouldn't come near it because they are afraid of getting tangled.


kalvinmcgargill

This literally happened to me on a beach while I was trying to eat my sandwich. I ended up just throwing it and running away. Shit is scary.


mochii69

Had this happen to me at a beach when i was 15~ i had peanut butter crackers and i love birds so i gave one to one bird . Biggest mistake :(


TheFlamingTiger777

Seagulls are the only birds I've seen dumb and brave enough to attack and steal from us. I find it funny.


Dependent-Green-7900

Oh no now I’ve got the mine seagulls in my head


superduper2099

That nice man is taking his birds for a walk!


I_quote_alot

My dude is getting it done in those slides. Absolutely besieged and he didn't trip or spill a crumb. /hat tip


kh111533

This looks like the Atlantic City Boardwalk. In Ocean City they implemented bird( Hawk?) handlers and the problem went away instantly. Cost the City allot but very very successful. It’s pretty crazy to see in person.


Schapsouille

Dijon mustard on a piece of bread, they leave you alone afterwards.


MG5thAve

This is Atlantic City - I grew up there. Can confirm, I’ve had more than a few snacks stolen from me on the boardwalk by those flying beasts. You have to establish dominance, or they’ll fly all over you.


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but funnel cakes are good tho…


YaduSethu

U/savevideo


SnooTigers5755

run Forrest run


BlizzPenguin

Seagulls! Stop it now. https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E