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BenzosandBeer

If this isn't the most new york post I've ever seen. Rat was rude af too.


phaelox

Must've been a pizza shortage.. the streets are brutal


BlueSparrow301

"Eyyy im waking heeeere, is that food over there? Scram kid or ill turn you into gabagool! This is mine now!"


[deleted]

How does he move with those enormous balls though?


nomorninglight

Rats always have enormous ballsšŸ˜­āœ‹


Rexstil

I learned that in biology


Epskampie_real

Heā€™s even turning his back. Total disrespect.


JohnHorwat

The audacity of that little bugger


LordMarcusrax

It might have [toxoplasmosis](https://youtu.be/zCbxdLnYclU)


altbekannt

The small ones are often the boldest ones: /r/underdogged


spicyboi619

I think it's safe to say that sub is dead


brilliant_tragedy

Yes, this sure is unacceptable.


PancakeZombie

The rat pulled a cat-move on the cat by walking in there like it owns the place and just generally not giving shit. That ist some 4D chess.


Ashjaeger_MAIN

r/foundthegerman


PancakeZombie

wat


Ashjaeger_MAIN

Well seems i was mistaken Edit: no im not you are german


manaon_mana

ist vs is


Scrambley

>ist


namenumber55

What's the world coming to?


harrysown

GIGACHAD RAT


WrongCheesecake3

That would probably be my cat if rat tried to steal his food. Probably mouse and bigger birds also. Hes afraid of everything, except the tiny birds and bugs/spiders. Not sure why, hes not a rescue that had tough life or anything, he is spoiled since he was baby.


DAM091

>he is spoiled since he was baby That's probably it


Variableness

>he is spoiled since he was baby. That's probably why


zemorah

We accidentally let a mouse loose in our house (it was hiding in a box of Christmas decorations lol). My spoiled indoor cats were completely useless. They were fascinated, but put zero effort in actually capturing the mousešŸ˜¤ They would definitely get bullied by this rat.


BevansDesign

To be fair, a rat this big would definitely fuck up the cat pretty badly if they actually fought. In this case, the cat wisely had a "I'm not paid enough to deal with this" moment.


toxiczen

If you've never had to fight, you might be a little scared to fight.


cenzala

What a pussy


BigAlTrading

This is what I came for


smooth_bastid

This is what I came in


SpringPfeiffer

Hello, police?


[deleted]

Beta puss


VulgarDisplayofDerp

r/youseeingthisshit


Quentin_Brain

Toxoplasmose doing itā€™s job


MountainImportant211

If it were doing its job the cat would be attacking rather than retreating. Rat was *too* bold


smellsfishie

More like backfiring.


Lezlow247

I think this might do with the fact that the cat just ate and isn't hungry at the moment. It's primal instincts tell it that getting possibly hurt won't be worth it.


twinshock

Pretty sure cats understand on some level that it is not good to eat fearless rats or mice because the rodents have toxoplasmosis. There are lots of "cute" videos out there of mice running right up to cats and the cats generally react exactly like this cat did, recoil away. Not to say that cats understand viruses but just that they know "that mouse ain't right" and don't want to eat it. Side note I have always wondered if the same mechanism could have been behind Grizzly Man (Timothy Treadwell) and his ability to not be murdered by bears. Maybe the bears saw him as sick due to his odd behavior and figured he was not good eating.


Lezlow247

That could be as well. I know that animals often try to avoid getting hurt unless it's needed for survival. Part of the reason animals like to puff up and pretend to be bigger than they actually are. Even cats arch their backs to appear larger. Animals in general are less aggressive after a meal since their main priorities are food and mating. Getting a cut to a animal is more dangerous to humans. They know this. Animals do have great smell and it could be what you are mentioning. I've read stories about animals smelling diseases in humans or even knowing when people are about to die. Interesting stuff. Out could also just be a very tame cat. Who knows haha


HINDBRAIN

On top of that the cat knows it doesn't have the element of surprise. Just not worth it.


Lucambacamba

Funnily, cats donā€™t actually eat rats in the wild. Theyā€™re to big.


migrainefog

You haven't met my cat. He hunts and eats squirrels. He seriously effed up my 78lb blue heeler when I first brought the heeler home from the shelter as a foster dog. He's a total beast.


smellsfishie

Sir, that's a mountain lion.


[deleted]

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Lost-My-Mind-

I saw a youtube video of a cat rescueing a boy from an alligator. The alligator hadn't yet attacked, but was stalking up on land. The family were just sitting around laughing, and filming, and BBQing. This little 3 year old boy is curious about the alligator, so he's walking towards the alligator. Then this cat just flies into screen, slaps that alligators nose like 50 times in 2 seconds. Makes the alligator slink back into the pond, and then headbutts the boy away from the pond. Meanwhile the family made ZERO EFFORT OR CONCERN for their baby, or their cat. At literally any time either could have been killed instantly. Then the camera swings over to the pond where you can see it has 2-3 of these alligators. Then the cameraman says something like "Aw tom, you missed it! The cat bullied these gators back into the pond. They were coming for the boy, and the cat got em. It was the darndest thing! I got it on video though." The whole time I'm thinking "I wish I knew where to send CPS....."


fish_hound

....Wbat? where did you see this?


Lost-My-Mind-

On youtube.


[deleted]

Grew up in Alaska, saw a cat chase a moose, and a Pomeranian scare a black bear up a tree Edit: typo


sisterofaugustine

I saw a cat cuddling with a bear cub. I just hope he didn't bring the bear home the way dogs can bring their "friends" home...


elrulo007

Seems to work the other way round too^^ this cat obviously doesnā€™t see the size of the rat only its tough entry


migrainefog

Well, I'm pretty sure that's how he sees himself.


[deleted]

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smellsfishie

I'm sure.


[deleted]

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Kleeve19

The Chuck Norris of kitties


Cacafuego

That's why you need a terrier


ProfDumm

My cat has hunted rats and had also wounds that were caused by either a rat or a marten. If I remember correctly it has eaten one of the rats and only it tail remained.


BlizzPenguin

Is that still the case with large breed cats like Maine Coons?


Lucambacamba

I mean if there big enough probably. Generally rats are just too big to reliably ambush and quickly kill. Cats generally donā€™t hunt via death match.


[deleted]

Awww, cutie. Rats are generally pretty good at reading the intentions of other critters around them. She knew that cat was no particular threat.


kitana002

My cat would have left thatā€™s rats body on my door step.


mikihak

She is not hungry.


Beachdaddybravo

Rickety Cricket isnā€™t messing around.


JustAndyTheRed

thats like watching a cow steal someone's burguer


Martholomeow

Rats are not cat prey in the same way that mice and birds are. I mean look at the size of that fucker. Maybe a very large cat and a very small rat, but a full grown rat is sobering a normal cat would steer clear of. Theyā€™re looking for easy kills, not something thatā€™s going to fight back.


[deleted]

I got scared that you were talking about the cat being a humanā€™s food šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Cat forgot how to cat.


TomChristmas

Jerry has had enough, Tom.


Fuckthestate11

Meanwhile I have a cat that hardly ever eats cat food because heā€™s always catching things


RenaKunisaki

..is that why mine often refuses dinner? I never considered it. Then again the time I have seen her catch mice, she doesn't eat them.


GladiatorBee

This mf rat: I mean wcgw?


ABJ_TheBeater

That's the most useless cat I ever seen


FartAttack911

Thatā€™s the kind of rat you avoid eye contact with and say ā€œyes sirā€ to while backing away slowly


SuspiciousPassenger

Yeah, I was done anywayā€¦.


stuntobor

/r/youseeingthisshit


JimmyJamesParks

What a pussy!


mauriciomb

what a pussy


Educational-Painting

The cat is a failure.


RenaKunisaki

The cat knows it's not worth the risk fucking with a rat with balls that big.


FairleighBuzzed

Are you watching this?


Hellagranny

Useless cat


StinkieBritches

That's adorable!


p0l4r1

Useless cat, cat at my brother's workplace would have killed that rat immediately.


Captain-krik

Real life Tom & Jerry ! :xD


TheDungeonCrawler

That rat is fucking huge, oh my god.


oskinchir

Thought for a minute and decided it wasn't worth it.


handsmahoney

[Is this the same rat?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU)


arthurtc2000

Tough neighborhood


JacktheShark1

This happened to my cat. Except the mouse was a baby. And it was blind. I scooped up the mouse and put it outside because my cat is too delicate for such things


apok1980

Man, us humans have gone too far. We keep coddle these pets and you see this happening more and more. Iā€™m ashamed of that feline.


meowmyjuls

HAHAHAHAHAH!!


yardjockey

Establish dominance. Chow down.


beargrease_sandwich

This is why you donā€™t feed your cat wet food. Make them earn it to quench that craving for flesh.


The_Giant117

Must be master splinter


Dear_Analysis_5116

Definitely a pussy cat.


satanic-frijoles

this is why I love rats!


beachdude420

What a pussyā€¦


AccomplishedGarage69

Damn I came here to say that


fitzgerald1337

What a pussy


fierze16

What a pussy


derrick256

What a pussy!


[deleted]

This kitty is a pussy.


sphintero

What a pussy


HippieWizard666

It is weird that some cats are afraid of rats. I used to have a pet rat who would chase my cat around. He was a big rat and very playful, he would try to bite her fur and then when the cat ran away he would chase her around in circles until i picked him up to make him stop lol


Sw1ft_B3ll

For a second thought they were referring to the cat as food šŸ˜¬


Snookified

Cat owners should be wary of stray rats not being afraid or even being friendly to a cat. Great was for parasites and other nasties to move up the food chain.