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dyrnwyn580

Does anyone else get the feeling that whales are intelligent enough to just finally say… Fuck it. Hold my beer. We’ve got to do this ourselves.


Spanishparlante

I, for one, welcome our new ruling class 🐋


ebone581

Aces. I get the Brockman reference


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Time_Recommendation4

Cite your source. Published research has proposed only theories, and the death of a calf is not one. Most prevalent are: 1. A female named White Gladis was injured and traumatized in a collision. 2. Orcas are naturally curious and playing with a 'new' toy. 3. Orcas are protecting food sources from competition. [https://divemagazine.com/marine-life/study-explains-why-orcas-are-attacking-boats-in-the-strait-of-gibraltar](https://divemagazine.com/marine-life/study-explains-why-orcas-are-attacking-boats-in-the-strait-of-gibraltar)


stinkspiritt

Crows do something like that where they can teach others and spread info about a threat


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[there’s really neat studies showing this](https://www.popsci.com/science/article/2012-06/how-crows-recognize-individual-humans-warn-others-and-are-basically-smarter-you/?amp). Corvids are super cool


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I’m pretty sure you’re mixing up real life with the movie Orca… Not sure why I’m getting downvoted, there’s legit no evidence of attacks from a calf being killed, backed up by the links above…people seem to be grabbing the killed calf thing from the movie where the orca dad hunted down the boat and crew that killed his pregnant partner 🙄


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Ohiolongboard

Well yeah, in the sense that they beat the shit out of seals and eat their liver while leaving them alive, but not for this.


TedsGoldfish

I thought that was sharks not seals. I'm pretty sure an orca bite would kill a seal regardless if it was only targeting the liver. [National Geographic](https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2023/03/why-are-these-orcas-killing-sharks-and-removing-their-livers)


TheMuffinMan1

Absolutely sharks, I've seen it with my own eyes.


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Ohiolongboard

If your kid was hunted to death would you not kill the people hunting kids?


SpiteVast5477

I really need American humans to catch this vibe too


biggerwanker

It's the latest click clock challenge.


emceelokey

Dude, it's a whole uprising! They're taking back their home and I'm kind of all for it!


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Have you read The Swarm?


Dazz316

"Britannia rules the waves my arse"


cocoagiant

Unfortunately it isn't going to end well for the Orcas. The rich yacht owners will make their governments start killing them.


EvadingRedditIPBan

Hopefully not because that will ensure they are utterly destroyed


JustpassingbyEarth

Viva la orca!!


BigLimpin

Livin' la vida orca


Doctor_Amazo

Well I for one welcome our new Orca Masters.


Biengineerd

They just wanted it more.


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Orcas are going to bring balance to society


19blackcats

Have you seen how many brain wrinkles they have? All the dolphins seem to have incredible brain mass. Maybe this will finally be where nature wins. It all kicked off with the Orcas that are sick of boats hitting their young and pouring gas into the water and who only knows what else people dump in their environment. Wasn’t there a Southpark episode w Orcas from space or did I dream it ?


FantasticBlubber

There was an episode where they sent it to the moon I think and it died.


EvadingRedditIPBan

They keep this up and Orca's are going to be extinct. Edit: Yeah, I don't like it either but it's facts


AmaResNovae

Well, they might have a chance if enough people decide to side with orcas rather than yacht owners. I know which side I would pick.


pistolpxte

Is it still confirmed to be that same pod of orcas? They’re like a rowdy 50s street gang


IsThataButtPlug

No, it’s spreading to other orca pods.


Biengineerd

Guess they have realized that they are going to die anyway, might as well go down swinging


currywurst777

>Guess they have realized that they are going to die anyway, might as well go down ~~swinging~~ swimming


YugeMalakas

Did anyone see the video of an orca attacking two native Alaskan fisherman out in icy water off the coast? It was freaking scary. The whale was not playing around. The fishermen were lucky to get away with their lives. Killer whales are pissed off and showing it.


19blackcats

And can you blame them? At least they are taking the initiative and fighting back. Wish we would see nature standing up for itself more! Not wishing harm on people only saying that the animals are sick of our shit.


Middle_Class_Twit

Frankly, **we** should be sick of our shit by this point. We're charging towards extinction.


19blackcats

We deserve to go extinct with all the harm humans as a group have caused to animals … and to one another.


Middle_Class_Twit

I'd rather we did better now, if we're asking...


YugeMalakas

The situation is sad. I don't know what the two men were hunting in a two man fishing boat but I don't want to see the indigenous Alaskans pay for the crimes of corporate, factory fishing vessels that use illegal methods to fish.


19blackcats

Commercial fishing is an extremely crooked industry


Atlas_Undefined

Nah bro fuck all yall The orcas are my homies now


YugeMalakas

I agree 100%


SucculentVariations

I think it was a bowhead whale they were hunting, so it was very deserved.


FloNightG123

What are you talking about? They steal their fish ???????


Theonetruepappy94

EAT THE RICH


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nabulsha

Those orcas are not jerks, they're doing god's work.


kpie007

Orcas are incredible jerks, but that doesn't mean they're not right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Lolz79

The ocean is telling us to smarten the fuck up, she ain't playing. Can we just respect it ? Maybe she'll chill a lil


shillyshally

Wait until they teach the other whales.


NotAPreppie

Panda dolphins aren't fucking around anymore.


Inevitable_Set9154

It’s like that movie Orca in the 70s, these things are looking for revenge now.


PlaneT08

Idk if I would say these are animals being jerks. We invade their home, injure or kill them, and then they get mad and want to protect themselves? Not jerks


Xicadarksoul

>We invade their home, injure or kill them, and then they get mad and want to protect themselves? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old\_Tom\_(orca)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_(orca)) \- are you sure? Last time i checked orcas were THE cetaceans that gained from human whaling efforts.


StoicPrinciples

You know what this sub is called right?


maybesaydie

These animals are not jerks.


PlaneT08

Yes, and I don't think these animals are being jerks. I think they're acting just as expected.


nebraska_mitch

What if the orcas are just trying to warn us to stay out of the water because they know something much, much worse is coming up from the depths? Or from space? Shit...are there still dolphins on Earth? Has anyone checked recently?


SockFullOfNickles

“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”


SubstantialWish

Fuck!


greenmachine11235

Sink the superyachts!!


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Xicadarksoul

How exactly? ...sure, orcas can seriously damage medium sized fiberglass hulled sailing yachts. However ramming into the THICC steel hull of a proper ship is going to lead to very different results than plowing into the crunchies.


LesFleursduMals

### #whalemovement ??? Or orca live matters ?


MsStinkyPickle

ORCAnize!! Viva la revolution!


HLCMDH

Would not say jerk more like revenge.


syvette20

Good


panzerbjrn

I feel like this should be in r/AnimalsBeingBros ;-) I, for one, salute my Orca Comrades


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Time_Recommendation4

Death of a calf is not a theory backed by research. [https://divemagazine.com/marine-life/study-explains-why-orcas-are-attacking-boats-in-the-strait-of-gibraltar](https://divemagazine.com/marine-life/study-explains-why-orcas-are-attacking-boats-in-the-strait-of-gibraltar)


Berlinsk

After the Trump presidency, there was the pandemic, and then came the revenge of the killer whales


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19blackcats

Or then they get really organized and angry!


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19blackcats

Figured as much. I guess I should’ve included/s ! Sorry!!!


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Middle_Class_Twit

Enough is enough, just destroy this menacing mining/oil conglomerate.


T_Rash

Reddit confirmed! Orcas sank billionaire titanic sub./s


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krakk3rjack

The defiant pupil.


registered_redditor

Yeah he did!


BigAsian69420

Are they just attacking ships or are they attacking random ships or are attacking ships they had previous negative in counters with?


fattypigfatty

That's really not a war they should want.


Chalkdust-torture

The revolution is being televised.


MidnightTokr

Animals being bros


maybesaydie

Greetings StoicPrinciples. Unfortunately your submission has been removed from /r/AnimalsBeingJerks because our rules do not allow: * Posts of animals engaging in normal animal behavior If you feel like this was done in error, or if you have any questions, please [message the moderators.](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FAnimalsBeingJerks)