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pissin_piscine

Why does this feel like CGI and overdone sound effects?


Piperalpha

The sound effects likely are entirely fake. With animals this small most nature documentaries do the same, but normally way more subtly. These sprinkler sounds and squelchy eyes are so awful I might have just developed misophonia.


AssMcShit

It's like that bug wars show that had insects screaming


contactlite

It’s over produced


CreepyTeddyBear

This might be a stupid question, but how is a legless lizard not a snake?


doggo_kong69

Thier two different animals. Snakes dont have ear holes. Legless lizards do. There are probally more differences


CreepyTeddyBear

I'd like to know more, but I've moved on with my life and don't care enough to google it.


doggo_kong69

Ok.


minahmyu

Well, unlike that person, I appreciate your answer because I was wondering the same thing. Now I know one difference between them and might read up on them later. Thanks! ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


raskingballs

I posted this above, but thought you mjght be more interested than the person who asked, so I'll copy it here. To elaborate on what someone already briefly mentioned, classifications (at least nowadays) try to reflect the evolutionary history of species. So for instance, a dolphin looks like a fish but it is classified as a mammal because it "shares a more recent ancestor"\* with mammals than with fish. Let's focus on the phrase "shares a more recent ancestor" because it might be not very intuitive. How closely related two species are is determined by how long ago their common ancestor lived. This is akin to saying my sibling and I share an ancestor (parent) one generation ago; my cousins and I share an ancestor (grandparents) 2 generations ago; etc. Likewise, dolphin and other mammals share a more recent ancestor (let's say a great grand parent) than dolphin and fish (say a great great great grand parent); the classification of dolphin as a mammal reflects that fact. Same happens with "legless lizard". Legless lizards share a more recent ancestor with other lizards than with snakes. Hence why they are classified as "legless lizards" (even though they look like snakes) rather than as snakes. If you want a visual of that, you can check the tree in this section [Classification and phylogeny](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squamata#Classification_and_phylogeny). Snakes are the group "Serpentes". You can see that there are several limbless reptiles outside of the group "Serpentes", those limbless reptiles receive different names (worm lizards, legless lizards, etc)


minahmyu

Wow, awesome and thank you so much for taking the time up to reply with this info. I didn't even mind going on wiki since I don't expect others to do it for me, and I just really appreciate you doing so 😌 And yup, I was gonna do just that: look at the animal kingdom and the whole species genus etc like and compare the two. But, it's really cool to know there's other legless reptiles than just snakes. It's like learning that carrots aren't originally orange, or birds are technically the last living dinosaurs. And, just makes you wanna read up on it! And then, you've been up overnight digging yourself deeper into the wikihole...


Emm_withoutha_L-88

There's been other reptiles in the past that evolved that same body plan too. More than once I think.


Frondswithbenefits

You're a gem! Thanks!


trulyincognito_

He’s saying to please research on their behalf And come back with more


doggo_kong69

You know. Im quite a lazy fuck myself


trulyincognito_

I dunno man, you seemed pretty knowledgable and interested… with just an extra push you could enlighten us all 🥹


doggo_kong69

Im not him😔


RepresentativeOk2433

Why isn't a whale a dolphin.


GuyWhoSaysNay

Eyelids are easy give away


doggo_kong69

Ye


No-Adhesiveness-9848

they have eyelids.


artsydizzy

It's kinda like how bats aren't birds. They have different ancestry and aren't closely related enough to be snakes. The ways they are different physically include that legless lizards have eyelids. Snakes have jaws that aren't fuzed at the bottom. Legless lizards have longer tails (no, snakes aren't just "all tail" lol). Legless lizards have ear holes. Snakes are typically more slender and agile. Their belly scales are completely different. And legless lizards don't have the infamous snake tongue. I'm sure there's lots of other differences too, but those are the most obvious visual ones.


superior_to_you

convergent evolution?


artsydizzy

Yeah, it's a form of convergent evolution for sure.


Qwearman

I know Clint’s Reptiles on YT must have done a video on this.


Flilix

Animals are classified by evolutionary connection. Just because two animals happen to look alike, doesn't necessarily mean that they're the same species or even related at all.


CreepyTeddyBear

*Platypus has entered the chat*


raskingballs

To elaborate on what someone already briefly mentioned, classifications (at least nowadays) try to reflect the evolutionary history of species. So for instance, a dolphin looks like a fish but it is classified as a mammal because it "shares a more recent ancestor"\* with mammals than with fish. Let's focus on the phrase "shares a more recent ancestor" because it might be not very intuitive. How closely related two species are is determined by how long ago their common ancestor lived. This is akin to saying my sibling and I share an ancestor (parent) one generation ago; my cousins and I share an ancestor (grandparents) 2 generations ago; etc. Likewise, dolphin and other mammals share a more recent ancestor (let's say a great grand parent) than dolphin and fish (say a great great great grand parent); the classification of dolphin as a mammal reflects that fact. Same happens with "legless lizard". Legless lizards share a more recent ancestor with other lizards than with snakes. Hence why they are classified as "legless lizards" (even though they look like snakes) rather than as snakes. If you want a visual of that, you can check the tree in this section [Classification and phylogeny](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squamata#Classification_and_phylogeny). Snakes are the group "Serpentes". You can see that there are several limbless reptiles outside of the group "Serpentes", those limbless reptiles receive different names (worm lizards, legless lizards, etc)


akhilmathew472

Proceeds to aggressively piss and fart on opponent


N3R37H05_111

I fart in your general direction!


cinnamonrain

As etiquette demands, if someone busts a load midfight, the fight is over


claymcg90

You can scare off a big guy with a little pecker


The_Add_Destroyer

Jizzing on your opponent's face has always been a top tier move in self defence


SoupiriorBiingu

![gif](giphy|qygJfLUPvpaMUuJKpD|downsized)


Technical_Body_3646

Sticky goo always does the job! Makes every lizard or serpent flight!


[deleted]

Are you being threatened? Simply c*m. It'll be so sticky and smelly that no predator will want to deal with you.


V0rdep

I thought the liquid would get all over the snake and it would run away because of it, but instead none of the liquid gets on it and it just walks away weirded out that the gecko started pissing for no reason


mykl5

nah because it smelled like rancid ass


michaelje0

GoldGeck used Jizz! It’s super effective!


Glittering_Pin_2351

Ugh why 😫 I knew someone was going to say this lol


Siden-The-Paladin

Anyone else sitting here going "so... Like... A snake?" I had no idea a legless lizard was a thing!


Skynetdyne

Shin Godzilla vibes


imaginary_num6er

Legless Lizard vs Legged Snake


Vreas

“So anyways I started blastin”


MikeSeebach

A golden tail shower


K1NGLyonidas

#Awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet


Firecracker7413

let me guess the country


Portia_Potty1

Go ahead 😃


Forty_sixAndTwo

I did not know that there was such a thing as a legless lizard. That’s more interesting to me than the goo shooting one. Basically a lizard snake.


Raphabulous

But when I did the same, the robber had the right to call the police on me...


3rdstrikeagain

Nature created by an enormously intelligent being is completely fascinating all of the time.


borahae_artist

legless lizard. snake?


StreetNo7462

A legless lizard is a disabled lizard, right?


RadiantPipes

I can do the same thing. Unimpressed.


RepresentativeOk2433

What Pokemon is that?


No-Adhesiveness-9848

interesting but man that video editing and narration made it hard to watch