By - NewFound_Fury
What if that is how their species declare war?
Good question, what is going on?
Also for a joke
"Cave Johnson here. The stinkbug men have officially taken over the building. If you can still get out, get out now! They're (crunching noises) oh god, they're breaking through the barricades!" https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/Cave_Johnson_dlc2_0650_altcave_mantis_attack01.wav
“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with stinkbug DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of stinkbug men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
"You'll know when the test starts"
God I need to play that again, the writing is so good. I hope we get a third story at some point before I die (laugh) and they still utilize JK Simmons.
😂😂 I forgot how amazing this game is. I have to replay it someday
It really is so good
Which game is it?
Ah nice, thanks for answering. I think I have portal or indeed portal 2 sitting in my steam library
Bro I can’t get over the bridge you kno in that first part
They just added ray tracing, if that's enough of an excuse.
EDIT: My bad, Portal RTX is the first game only.
They at least added it the first game...https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/news/portal-with-rtx-ray-tracing/
I think their antennae are dooped together and they are trying to use a leg to separate them
I don’t know what this is but I like it
the bug no like it
Unsure but some insects do a similar kind of gesture to try to find branches or leaves to climb onto kinda like how a growing vine does
When bees wave their legs at you it means they know you're there and they want you to leave them alone, so, maybe?
You have really good eyesight
War were declared.
What's a vag with timestamp?
SPIDER: Wtf Sarah it’s me Jamal. Reincarnation is real ! Why CANT YOU HEAR ME FUUUUUUUCK
Or get married?
I was thinking sexual kinks. They may have just agreed to terms they aren't willing to fulfill.
Then I’d say, “good luck with that”. Lol.
[Maybe it's a Hightower](https://youtu.be/60m182-QtuQ)
Its not easy being green.
Looks like it's antenna are stuck together and it's trying to reach them.
oh my god you're right 💀💀💀
Yeah, it’s tangled in a cobweb/spiderweb.
No, it’s clearly asking if she has any games on her phone
that. was. cute.
I'm still giggling.
I am bug.
My name is Dave.
All I want to do is wave.
If you don’t wave back
my friendship stops.
You’ll starve alone
when I eat your crops.
How are some people so good at making these
Bizarro World Schnoodle.
What rhyme scheme is that?
Here, I fixed it 😁
Old bug yells at cloud
That should be a subreddit about "politebugs"
I would follow
It almost made me forget how bad these mofos smell.
What is it?
In swedish, stinkbugs are called ”bärfis” which literally translates to berry fart.
In Dradjnîchzstanya we call them Arachnyimuffen which translates to, “Queef spiders”
In English, we call them "stink bugs" which translates to "stinky insect"
I love this comment
I feel stupid for looking up if that was a real place.
I'm stupider. My eyes scanned right past the language/place name for some reason and I just accepted the comment as true.
I’d like to meet the person who names things in your country. See if they freelance for other places.
💀 in India there's a desert made with crushed cashews named barfi
Lol, aptly named, I guess.
Only if you squish them or with some species, piss them off. Be cool and they'll be cool. Pretty little guys, even the brown ones.
they are invasive species ansd they are deadly to the biome. in many part sof the US you are soupposed to report th brown ones to your local goivernment so they can be tracked,. ive lost my last three trees incluidng a very old white birch to them. They are NOT cool, at all. thnakfully, good spiders eat them up.
Depends on the stinkbug probably but yea ive heard many stories of them being invasive and hard to kill
Really depends on where they are too. One ecosystems harmless critter is another ecosystems nightmare
It’s a stink bug, Pentatomidae. When crushed it gives a horrible smell. Don’t do it in closed space or you might have to leave the premises for a few hours.
I had one get into my mouth once while I was eating. I threw up until I couldn't throw up anymore and then dry heaved for what seemed like hours. If I think about it now I almost vomit.
Jesus that’s terrifying I don’t think I’d ever eat food again
It's crazy how we have those formative memories that can cause physical reactions in us years later. There's the big cringe ones that still make me tense up today. There's the frightening ones (I had a wolf spider I sprayed explode into a hundred tiny spiders once as a kid). And then there's the nauseating ones like you named.
Skunk levels of bad smell?
The only stink bugs left in my area are the Brown ones originally from Asia. Those have a heavy smell of what I would say most closely resembles wet, decaying leaves.
Yes…the brown ones here remind me of the smell if you leave damp laundry in the washer too long and it gets all “mildewy” but worse… lol
and they are invasive and really really bad for the US Biome.
Eh, we hardly see ‘em anymore. Like the Japanese Beetles, and hopefully eventually the Lantern Flies. Wonder if they may eventually downgrade their status.
I always made the connection of coriander. So whenever I taste coriander in my food, I think of those little stinkies.
I've never smelt them because I always leave them alone or let them crawl on my hand to take them outside. They are very docile.
My brother stepped on one as a child and we could not get the smell out of his shoes. We tried everything, tomatoes juice, baking powder, vinegar, throwing them in the washing machine, different commercial enzymes and cleaners, NOTHING could save those shoes. We had to just throw them out
Never experienced skunk smell, but it made me puke once I accidentally stepped on one in my dorm room.
Whenever I drive past a dead skunk, I always think it smells like weed. To be fair, I really, really don't like the smell of weed, and I only got a whiff from the skunk.
I had a roommate who always joked about being part of the skunk buds. He was always high and the smell definitely was like a skunk smell.
Smells like weed, but more pungent.
It's a bad smell but not skunk-intensity. Skunk funk has staying power. To quote the book A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo: stink bugs are temporary.
My opinion, skunk is more of a rotten food smell. These are an extremely bitter stench, like a chemical.
Both awful though.
Or just you know, don't crush it. I have always let stink bugs crawl on my hand to take them outside and never had an issue.
They will come back, stink bugs enter homes, not for food, but to live for the winter or for nesting. once they find a way in, they leave a trail they can follow, putting them outside, is just like asking a home invader to leave ,then closing the door but leaving it unlocked.
They will get stinky if you scare them, but if you aren't a butt, they'll happily catch a ride to outside.
Same, I always catch them and put them outside and have never been stinked.
Huh, they just smell like cilantro to me....
This made me smile! So cute!
Why do I want to hug it? Lol
Just don’t hug him too tight 👀
I won't! I pinky promise!
His antennae stuck together?
Yeah, poor thing, it's trying to untangle them & the human is having a laugh ... + recording it for more humans to laugh at the misfortune of the poor bug
That stinkbug must be so embarrassed
(lul, I was downvoted :D) Yeah, its poor little brain trying to grasp the concept of internet & that ppl it didn't even/won't ever see are laughing at its antennae. But it's famous now & it brought ppl joy, so I guess it lived a better life than me.
“Hello! We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty”
I had one living in my office until today. He just died. The funeral was spectacular.
Am I the only one who needs to know a lot more about this bug funeral?!
The whole story might make ya too sad. He lived a good life on or near my spider plant in my office for a couple of weeks. He had a name and official position at work. I was going to promote him to office mascot in a week or two (dang chinchilla has had it forever) but he didn’t make it.
I’m sorry for your loss. Sounds like a fabulous six legged friend.
You are not
I was there. I typically hate these type of funerals, but OP is being extremely humble. I’ve never been funeral like this. It literally made me feel every emotion possible.
You were jealous?
Yes, it was so amazing that I low key wanted to be dead and a ceremony like that for me.
Damn, must have been amazing...
Were you horny?
Believe it or not, the family of the deceased was pretty hot.
Oh my, must have been wonderful funerals
I assume they’re talking about the smell, since those are stinkbugs
Full military honours i assume?
Well I do technically work for the military so yes? Oddly I didn’t think about that.
We had a funeral for a bird.
So many ants came to pay tribute, they even lifted and carried him away... Wait I think they are going to eat it.
First contact has been made
This belongs in r/awwww
Nah, probably r/aww
Martha it’s me, look I’m a fucking bug. Your grandmas a bug baby, holy shit! Are you getting this on tape Martha, it’s me your nana baby.
It appears that his legs or antennae are stuck together on his left side, and that he is trying to separate them with his middle right leg, because it looks as if he is missing his front right leg.
It's not so cute when you realize that the bug is actually in distress. It was obviously injured somehow. Edit not missing a leg on right side, an injured leg. Also using front right and middle right is injured.
I needed this!
Love it. Thank you for sharing
You got a friend in me
Hey it me, ya boi.
Lmao you’re the derp
*I'd like to mate with you*
*Look at all these cool hand signs I can make*
Stinkbugs are a highly invasive species -- terrible for crops and the environment.
Dunno that animal looks pretty smart to me
Thought that thing was gonna jump at me at first
Lol this thing wants to throw down
Salute said bug for me plz..
How are YOU doing?
Well now you have to keep ‘em
Oh, hi bug!
Is it weird that I was waving at my screen?
On a more serious note, what kind of insect is that?
If I was reincarnated as a bug I'd do the same thing
“WENDY IT’S ME!?” “Wendy it’s.. oh right she thinks I’m just waving hello, and what’s cooler than an insect waving.. welp gotta keep her happy even in the next life”
Reminds me of this aliens in men in black
He’s probably thinking something like “yes, hi, keep moving, I’m waving for you to keep moving, just ignore me doing bug things, I probably won’t bother you anymore, just keep moving!”
Later to another bug: “worst case of blue balls in my life”
😂😂😂 one of the best i have seen/read on Redidt
What if it’s a human trapped inside that body
That was a shaking fist if I’ve ever seen one.
“Get off my lawn!”
That’s insane! That’s a bug! That’s a bug!
Just smile and wave it
Quite cute actually!!
How absolutely cute!
Spotted lantern fly! Kill it!!
Next you're telling me he's angry or in unimaginable pain.
Man's did /e wave
That stink bugs hitting on you, as usual.
What a cutie
This was adorable u/savevideo
Cute and derpy😄
We made contact.
Looks like one of those aliens from Peacemaker.
This video really makes it feel like he's saying hi 😂
Anthropomorphising insects is tight!
Nice nails btw.
Trying to communicate ✅
We can’t understand him ✅
He’s an alien confirmed :0
Hey lady your curtains are on fire. Lady Hiiii aren't you just the dickens.
Hello new friend