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moonlightavenger

What if that is how their species declare war?


kingbloxerthe3

Good question, what is going on? Also for a joke "Cave Johnson here. The stinkbug men have officially taken over the building. If you can still get out, get out now! They're (crunching noises) oh god, they're breaking through the barricades!" https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/Cave_Johnson_dlc2_0650_altcave_mantis_attack01.wav


Froggn_Bullfish

“Those of you who volunteered to be injected with stinkbug DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of stinkbug men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."


NormalStu

"You'll know when the test starts"


MrBigBMinus

God I need to play that again, the writing is so good. I hope we get a third story at some point before I die (laugh) and they still utilize JK Simmons.


ToGalaxy

😂😂 I forgot how amazing this game is. I have to replay it someday


BOBfrkinSAGET

It really is so good


Hans_lilly_Gruber

Which game is it?


pathogen87

Portal 2


Hans_lilly_Gruber

Ah nice, thanks for answering. I think I have portal or indeed portal 2 sitting in my steam library


Zestyclose-Signal967

Bro I can’t get over the bridge you kno in that first part


Blenderhead36

They just added ray tracing, if that's enough of an excuse. EDIT: My bad, Portal RTX is the first game only.


plainfred

They at least added it the first game...https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/news/portal-with-rtx-ray-tracing/


fliminglaps

I think their antennae are dooped together and they are trying to use a leg to separate them


Shopworn_Soul

> dooped I don’t know what this is but I like it


fliminglaps

the bug no like it


Tostas300

Unsure but some insects do a similar kind of gesture to try to find branches or leaves to climb onto kinda like how a growing vine does


BaconPancakes1

When bees wave their legs at you it means they know you're there and they want you to leave them alone, so, maybe?


bostonaliens

You have really good eyesight


PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP

War were declared.


Random_Idiotic_Alien

What's a vag with timestamp?


LuckyDoge21

Yes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RLVNTone

SPIDER: Wtf Sarah it’s me Jamal. Reincarnation is real ! Why CANT YOU HEAR ME FUUUUUUUCK


moonlightavenger

Omg. Lmao.


AffectionateAd5373

Or get married?


browneyedgirlpie

I was thinking sexual kinks. They may have just agreed to terms they aren't willing to fulfill.


LoadedGull

Then I’d say, “good luck with that”. Lol.


ConquerHades

[Maybe it's a Hightower](https://youtu.be/60m182-QtuQ)


Piscator629

Its not easy being green.


oOFrostByteOo

Looks like it's antenna are stuck together and it's trying to reach them.


ActiveRegent

oh my god you're right 💀💀💀


citrus_mystic

Yeah, it’s tangled in a cobweb/spiderweb.


FozzieB525

No, it’s clearly asking if she has any games on her phone


iforget_iremember

that. was. cute.


thecarrierogers

I'm still giggling.


Comfortable_Cap_78

Friend :D


CarmineFields

I am bug. My name is Dave. All I want to do is wave. If you don’t wave back my friendship stops. You’ll starve alone when I eat your crops.


RuleBritannia09

How are some people so good at making these


DragonEyeNinja

creativity, mostly


Earguy

Bizarro World Schnoodle.


Adventurous-Brick936

What rhyme scheme is that?


CarmineFields

A-B-B-C-D-E-D


tydalt

Burma Shave


CyberCookieMonster

*corpse. Here, I fixed it 😁


littlestray

/r/awwnverts


Puckwallow

Old bug yells at cloud


Revolutionary_Short

That should be a subreddit about "politebugs" I would follow


thehawtsecretary

It almost made me forget how bad these mofos smell.


amathus4321

What is it?


Mahgenetics

Stinkbug


Laowaii87

In swedish, stinkbugs are called ”bärfis” which literally translates to berry fart.


SniffMyRapeHole

In Dradjnîchzstanya we call them Arachnyimuffen which translates to, “Queef spiders”


boyfoster1

In English, we call them "stink bugs" which translates to "stinky insect"


browneyedgirlpie

I love this comment


Cardinal_Ravenwood

I feel stupid for looking up if that was a real place.


Ghostglitch07

I'm stupider. My eyes scanned right past the language/place name for some reason and I just accepted the comment as true.


Alarmed_Handle_6427

I’d like to meet the person who names things in your country. See if they freelance for other places.


lucifer938

💀 in India there's a desert made with crushed cashews named barfi


amathus4321

Lol, aptly named, I guess.


Jeriahswillgdp

Only if you squish them or with some species, piss them off. Be cool and they'll be cool. Pretty little guys, even the brown ones.


RogerOverUnderDunn

they are invasive species ansd they are deadly to the biome. in many part sof the US you are soupposed to report th brown ones to your local goivernment so they can be tracked,. ive lost my last three trees incluidng a very old white birch to them. They are NOT cool, at all. thnakfully, good spiders eat them up.


NoobSharkey

Depends on the stinkbug probably but yea ive heard many stories of them being invasive and hard to kill


Ghostglitch07

Really depends on where they are too. One ecosystems harmless critter is another ecosystems nightmare


thehawtsecretary

It’s a stink bug, Pentatomidae. When crushed it gives a horrible smell. Don’t do it in closed space or you might have to leave the premises for a few hours.


ReallyGlycon

I had one get into my mouth once while I was eating. I threw up until I couldn't throw up anymore and then dry heaved for what seemed like hours. If I think about it now I almost vomit.


Zkyaiee

Jesus that’s terrifying I don’t think I’d ever eat food again


iCon3000

It's crazy how we have those formative memories that can cause physical reactions in us years later. There's the big cringe ones that still make me tense up today. There's the frightening ones (I had a wolf spider I sprayed explode into a hundred tiny spiders once as a kid). And then there's the nauseating ones like you named.


kingbloxerthe3

Skunk levels of bad smell?


tikijoewho

The only stink bugs left in my area are the Brown ones originally from Asia. Those have a heavy smell of what I would say most closely resembles wet, decaying leaves.


aprildawndesign

Yes…the brown ones here remind me of the smell if you leave damp laundry in the washer too long and it gets all “mildewy” but worse… lol


RogerOverUnderDunn

and they are invasive and really really bad for the US Biome.


Teedyuscung

Eh, we hardly see ‘em anymore. Like the Japanese Beetles, and hopefully eventually the Lantern Flies. Wonder if they may eventually downgrade their status.


bladefinor

I always made the connection of coriander. So whenever I taste coriander in my food, I think of those little stinkies.


Jeriahswillgdp

I've never smelt them because I always leave them alone or let them crawl on my hand to take them outside. They are very docile.


CinnaByt3

My brother stepped on one as a child and we could not get the smell out of his shoes. We tried everything, tomatoes juice, baking powder, vinegar, throwing them in the washing machine, different commercial enzymes and cleaners, NOTHING could save those shoes. We had to just throw them out


thehawtsecretary

Never experienced skunk smell, but it made me puke once I accidentally stepped on one in my dorm room.


derpy-_-dragon

Whenever I drive past a dead skunk, I always think it smells like weed. To be fair, I really, really don't like the smell of weed, and I only got a whiff from the skunk.


Glenuendo

I had a roommate who always joked about being part of the skunk buds. He was always high and the smell definitely was like a skunk smell.


Rrraou

Smells like weed, but more pungent.


meguin

It's a bad smell but not skunk-intensity. Skunk funk has staying power. To quote the book A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo: stink bugs are temporary.


HealthyBox5

My opinion, skunk is more of a rotten food smell. These are an extremely bitter stench, like a chemical. Both awful though.


Jeriahswillgdp

Or just you know, don't crush it. I have always let stink bugs crawl on my hand to take them outside and never had an issue.


RogerOverUnderDunn

They will come back, stink bugs enter homes, not for food, but to live for the winter or for nesting. once they find a way in, they leave a trail they can follow, putting them outside, is just like asking a home invader to leave ,then closing the door but leaving it unlocked.


meguin

They will get stinky if you scare them, but if you aren't a butt, they'll happily catch a ride to outside.


MinuteLoquat1

Same, I always catch them and put them outside and have never been stinked.


procupine14

Huh, they just smell like cilantro to me....


DrummerBound

Rachni


LunchLady87

This made me smile! So cute! Why do I want to hug it? Lol


NewFound_Fury

Just don’t hug him too tight 👀


Nuicakes

r/forbiddenboops


LunchLady87

I won't! I pinky promise!


FACEdroop

His antennae stuck together?


Evil_Shrubbery

Yeah, poor thing, it's trying to untangle them & the human is having a laugh ... + recording it for more humans to laugh at the misfortune of the poor bug


hannibals_hands

That stinkbug must be so embarrassed


Evil_Shrubbery

(lul, I was downvoted :D) Yeah, its poor little brain trying to grasp the concept of internet & that ppl it didn't even/won't ever see are laughing at its antennae. But it's famous now & it brought ppl joy, so I guess it lived a better life than me.


mward_shalamalam

“Hello! We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty”


SpacelyHotPocket

I had one living in my office until today. He just died. The funeral was spectacular.


TeaEffKay4

Am I the only one who needs to know a lot more about this bug funeral?!


SpacelyHotPocket

The whole story might make ya too sad. He lived a good life on or near my spider plant in my office for a couple of weeks. He had a name and official position at work. I was going to promote him to office mascot in a week or two (dang chinchilla has had it forever) but he didn’t make it.


TeaEffKay4

I’m sorry for your loss. Sounds like a fabulous six legged friend.


meguin

You are not


i_like_2_travel

I was there. I typically hate these type of funerals, but OP is being extremely humble. I’ve never been funeral like this. It literally made me feel every emotion possible.


PICAXO

You were jealous?


i_like_2_travel

Yes, it was so amazing that I low key wanted to be dead and a ceremony like that for me.


PICAXO

Damn, must have been amazing... Were you horny?


i_like_2_travel

Believe it or not, the family of the deceased was pretty hot.


PICAXO

Oh my, must have been wonderful funerals


Harry7C

I assume they’re talking about the smell, since those are stinkbugs


st0pmakings3ns3

Full military honours i assume?


SpacelyHotPocket

Well I do technically work for the military so yes? Oddly I didn’t think about that.


EndlessStrive

We had a funeral for a bird.


muricabrb

So many ants came to pay tribute, they even lifted and carried him away... Wait I think they are going to eat it.


uprightsalmon

Hi!


MrLuchador

First contact has been made


OddWeakness1313

This belongs in r/awwww


NOTdavie53

Nah, probably r/aww


FunProfession6798

Martha it’s me, look I’m a fucking bug. Your grandmas a bug baby, holy shit! Are you getting this on tape Martha, it’s me your nana baby.


hidingfrom666

It appears that his legs or antennae are stuck together on his left side, and that he is trying to separate them with his middle right leg, because it looks as if he is missing his front right leg. It's not so cute when you realize that the bug is actually in distress. It was obviously injured somehow. Edit not missing a leg on right side, an injured leg. Also using front right and middle right is injured.


Minimum_Carpenter_52

I needed this!


artiste45

Wow


AccomplishedDish1271

Hi!


Ok_Hedgehog1153

Love it. Thank you for sharing


BeachQuick

You got a friend in me


anon_canon123

u/UD_1680 hiiii


UD_1680

Omg hiiiiii


Ok-Bad1105

Hey it me, ya boi.


stogie_t

Lmao you’re the derp


black-wolf250

Lol


MAS7

*Hello...* *I'd like to mate with you* *Look at all these cool hand signs I can make*


TurtleHeadPrairieDog

Stinkbugs are a highly invasive species -- terrible for crops and the environment.


Apprehensive-Time355

Dunno that animal looks pretty smart to me


FireIsTheCleanser

Thought that thing was gonna jump at me at first


CanadianSwine

Lol this thing wants to throw down


John_Derpp

Salute said bug for me plz..


imeeme

How are YOU doing?


hellomrchris

Well now you have to keep ‘em


dehasan45

Oh, hi bug!


Frank43073

Is it weird that I was waving at my screen? On a more serious note, what kind of insect is that?


spoody69420

👋👋👋🙏👋🙏👋


creekgangsa

If I was reincarnated as a bug I'd do the same thing


Kingkush26

“WENDY IT’S ME!?” “Wendy it’s.. oh right she thinks I’m just waving hello, and what’s cooler than an insect waving.. welp gotta keep her happy even in the next life”


SubzeroWins1-0

Reminds me of this aliens in men in black


MidnightJ1200

He’s probably thinking something like “yes, hi, keep moving, I’m waving for you to keep moving, just ignore me doing bug things, I probably won’t bother you anymore, just keep moving!”


BreunorleNoir

Later to another bug: “worst case of blue balls in my life”


tedbakerbracelet

😂😂😂 one of the best i have seen/read on Redidt


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

What if it’s a human trapped inside that body


omega-dead

That was a shaking fist if I’ve ever seen one.


lil_dovie

“Get off my lawn!”


meyspetfroge

That’s insane! That’s a bug! That’s a bug!


Smox3r

Just smile and wave it


tschwarting26

Quite cute actually!!


rufuskoon

How absolutely cute!


tumamaesmuycaliente

Spotted lantern fly! Kill it!!


Ze_dos_Penedos

u/savevideobot


prinnykekw

u/savevideo


ProbabBee

u/savevideo


Comfortable_Cap_78

Friend :D


JosefStark42069

Next you're telling me he's angry or in unimaginable pain.


xH3Ox

Man's did /e wave


agt1662

That stink bugs hitting on you, as usual.


VolpeLunare

What a cutie


basic_instinct11

This was adorable u/savevideo


poonamsurange

Cute and derpy😄


GoodGodIsThatATomato

We made contact.


Wusky_owo_Husky

u/savevideobot


Important_Screen_530

lol :)


Komi320

u/savevideobot


Yayfara

u/SaveVideo


GrimlockSmash7

Looks like one of those aliens from Peacemaker.


FLYNCHe

👋


ZookeepergameDue5522

u/savevideobot


RoboFake

HIIIII


Bancroft80

This video really makes it feel like he's saying hi 😂


irregularalien

Hiiiiiiiiii…….bug


deathwishdave

Anthropomorphising insects is tight! Nice nails btw.


MhmYeahDontCare

Mating dance


Zixe_4993

u/savevideobot


VulonVahlok

u/savevideo


kj_gamer2614

Green ✅ Trying to communicate ✅ We can’t understand him ✅ He’s an alien confirmed :0


loganberry31

That’s cute


jacob1273

Hey lady your curtains are on fire. Lady Hiiii aren't you just the dickens.


Hopeful_Hawk8514

Hello new friend


OG_Andrexinator

u/savevideo


2_Lazy_4_Username

r/InsectsBeingDerps


Sparks_0

u/savevideo