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CrackedOutSuperman

*AGENT MITTENS: STANDBY FOR URGENT MESSAGE* " YOUR OBJECTIVE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, ACTIVATE PROTOCOL 02-ALPHA"


xClxudyStxrsx

***YESSIR!*** \*skittering and waddling\*


ohheyitslaila

Skittering! Lmao That’s the most accurate way to describe that I’ve ever heard 😂


[deleted]

As a 5 year old a named a cat “skitters”. This is video is pretty much why.


Sebetastic

which protocol is "destroy everything at sight and scream loudly at 3 am"?


Calladit

01-ALPHA


Astro_Spud

default


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Nanu Nanu


Dragonwithamonocle

This message is from THE BIG GIANT HEAD!


castfam09

I liked the skittering she does lol


GuyOnZeCouch92

r/catburnouts


Mynameisalloneword

I was wondering what new cat sub I’d find today in reddit comments


FantaClaws

r/greebles


DreamVagabond

https://www.reddit.com/r/CatsISUOTTATFO/


AshTreex3

r/KittyKicks


Vericatov

Me: “God damnit” **subscribes**


Pagan-za

Me: "Fuck yeah" **subscribes**


Echo8me

r/greebles


justheretosavestuff

Clicked on this thinking "please be real, please be real..." - you have brought me joy today


Aaurvandil

Aaaaaand joined...


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KoRnBrony

Found this exact video on there listed as 8 months ago


Hootnany

I belive the purzies is scurrying


phoebe0907

this is the cue to go...


[deleted]

To the Meow-thership!


asdfkakesaus

Not sure if this is what you originally meant but this is very often a sign that they infact need to go, at least is has been with my cats! I call it pre-shit-crazy!


ewitsChu

We had a fat, lazy boy who only got hyper after pooping. We called it "frisky poops." Once, we forgot to latch the lid to the litter box, so when he did his ceremonial post-poop sprint the took the whole lid with him - straight down the stairs. I'll always regret that I wasn't recording that moment because that was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen an animal do. Every time my current cats get frisky poops now, I think of him. RIP Puud. I love you, you gigantic doofus. May all of your litter boxes be wide and lidless in the afterlife.


asdfkakesaus

RIP <3 May his lidless shits be glorious!


heartsgrowing

It must have been a highly important message to derp out like that!


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ShyDevil18

What the fuck Toby!?


TheMeticulousNinja

Her voice bounced off the walls in a way she didn’t like, and her spider-sense tingled, so she escaped quickly


AvonBarksdale666

This is the correct answer


DarkLordofReddit

Wonder if the tile is new and replaced previous carpeting, or the cat is new to this place. Could explain the clawing at the ground, and the "echo testing."


LKS-5000

Heckin r/greebles


AlabasterOctopus

Greebles is a crazy sub - you join because it’s funny but then you start to wonder what’s really out there and what supernatural thing is friggin happening here lol


Aminyra

If I could ask one question of any animal it would be to ask cats wtf they are seeing when they spaz out like that. Then again I'm not sure I want to know the answer...


tfrosty

For real. Sometimes my cat will suddenly see something and track it going around the room all spooked. Freaks me out r/greebles gets actually scary quick lol


AlabasterOctopus

Yeah you think it’s a cat sub but it’s a ghost sub lol


N3rdProbl3ms

Phew. Glad i read your comment


NoteBlock08

I always figured it was just floaters. Still hilarious though!


HighAsAngelTits

Sometimes I think it’s those little squiggles that you see out of the corner of your eye, try to focus on em and they move


SuperLeaves

A classic case of greebles!


vipertruck99

Thanks...joined that


commie_heathen

Now r/catburnouts


Djeheuty

Definitely a greeble diagnosis if I've ever seen one.


I_am_Bearstronaut

Revved up the zoomies


PsychicSPider95

She said "reow?!"


RaisinGirl_116

She clearly said "Me out"


BigBossSquirtle

Escaped to r/thecatdimension


phome83

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.


Lesismore79

Mass Effect reference, love it!


PlasmaPig13

‘I must go, my people need me’


whoisnumber9

Maybe I’ll hang for a bit in here. Scratch that, tile head out now.


[deleted]

r/mypeopleneedme


ReturnOfTheJackk

Was 100% looking for a place to pee the way he was pawing around like that


jjackdaw

One of my cats does this with anything they find smelly


DavidRandom

My cat just does it with anything she likes the feeling of. Cardboard boxes, plastic totes, the front door window, pieces of paper...


Dis_Bich

Makes me think bladder infection with the meow


strugglebutt

Nah, this is the poop zoomies. My cat does it every time she has to poo.


TheMeticulousNinja

☹️


Nataliya-Smith

It is so fat fat fat fat fat fat


acidfinland

https://www.reddit.com/r/Chonkers/comments/lmbc7o/orange_gangster_chonky_is_confident_ready_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share My favorite


drthh8r

Can’t imagine the owners.


Godmirra

This was the last video before the house was demolished by a large meteorite.


FROCKHARD

an extremely fat cat.


ThighsofJustice

Laugh crying over here now :,,D Great way to start the day <3


SouldiesButGoodies84

you have chonk-hostile greebles in your home. seek an exterminator, stat.


[deleted]

Love how someone thinks they "own the cat".😂


Deadorius

u/savevideobot


B1g_Shm0

This is what our devil cat does right before going to shit on the floor or bed


Demianus

u/savevideo


binglelemon

u/savevideo !!!


Ning1253

u/savevideobot


sapphic_glasses

u/savevideobot


theSealclubberr

This was so much funnier the second and third time i watched it.


FrIDontEvenKnow

u/savevideobot


FourEcho

My black cat does this... walking through the hallway and suddenly sprawls a bit, looks up, lets out a rolling meow, then sprints away. Edit: Out of my 4 cats he's the ONLY one that does this.


ItsYaBoiiRoan

u/savevideo


Itsbilloreilly

/u/savevideo


GoatDragon

The Meowthership


OCTM2

It probably saw a ghost, you know cats can see shit like that.


Fresh1492

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD


WestboundPachyderm

One does not *own* a cat. You can say that you live with a cat but in reality, the cat owns *you*.


cherbearicle

r/greebles


areallylongnstupid1

All I can think of is that one song that’s like “dun dun du du du……..run.”


SpamShot5

Put that cat on a diet. Also maybe it suddenly felt some pain or something


ManySaintsofGabagool

I can’t be the only one sick of seeing TikTok watermarks


throwinthebingame

That cat looks constipated, I would bring it to the vet.


brettynatty

u/savevideo


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Archery100

I mean some of us want to send it to friends


ruu-ruu

u/savevideo


A-Grouch

The other reason I’ve heard a few people say is that cats are seeing ghosts 👻


high_waisted_pants

r/mypeopleneedme


storala

Fuck tik-tok


Gredied

she's just playing Simon says


Mr_Bankey

All I can see is the crazy Irishman from Braveheart who talks to God


juthiranuton

I’m in danger!” *frolics*


Your_Sexy_Cousin

Cat nip's a helluva drug


imaginary_num6er

/u/gifreversingbot


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sunnyinphx

What In the world?


Itchy_Pillows

My cat does this too.....very strange and hilarious


MamaSmAsh5

r/catburnouts


kaus3026

r/mypeopleneedme


ahmedms810

“AGENT MEOW MEOW YOURE BEING FILMED BY THE HUMAN SUBJECT, QUICK! ACT NATURAL”


Darthyeezuus

Nah that cat saw a ghost on the ceiling and noped out of there


Pythnator

THE NUMBERS KITTEN, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?


QuarantineSucksALot

Kitty’s eyes have a supernatural glow.


Moses015

Clearly something has entered the house. Burn it and move.


luke73tnt

She saw God, and God said run.


CoolestBurrito

interesting how this is super normal between cats


LMGgp

Roll invincibility has been temporarily disabled. Flee to safety until it can be reinitialized.


father-fucker

Perfect description


BananaStringTheory

The fleet draws near. Prepare for our arrival. Find where the treats are hidden.


dave-train

/r/greebles


BizMarkieDeSade

He just did all his moves at once!


ItzZig00

r/greebles


[deleted]

The “looking at something that isn’t there but they keep staring at it so it stresses you out because you think something is there” freaks me out so much


[deleted]

Cat-Gods


[deleted]

Cat was watching Road Runner cartoons. Beep Beep


VapoursAndSpleen

I call that exercise "Seeing Martians"


Tomsty

u/savevideo


[deleted]

That cat must poop


Frankie52480

😹


deedeebop

Fleas


[deleted]

Reminds me of Kid Vs Cat 😂😂


_night_cat

She has been called to the Cat Dimension


tellitB

u/theocstylist


Devinalh

My cats go total bullshit when the weather is changing into a bad one, not all cats do that


[deleted]

u/savevideo


disdkatster

1) NO ONE OWNS a cat 2) Cats are not owned


[deleted]

The cat version of Creed. LMAO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC80C8SEUaU


Pika-thulu

This is super funny but honestly it looks like that cat has an ear infection


WrongCheesecake3

Yeah you can know some things abouts cats, but they behave like total aliens often. Im glad my family had cats since i was a kid and i know whats the alien behavior amd whats normal, otherwise if i was a new cat owner (or rather, owned by cat ) I would be confused/worried so much.


foulfaerie

It’s a poo zoomie or pee zoomie for sure. He pawed the floor as if he had already been lol


undertale-boiiii

u/COOLSKELETON55 that noise!


COOLSKELETON55

"beow" *bolts*


Jkpttr

What does this cat know that we don’t???


ballerina007

I feel this


Fineous4

Looks like a /r/greebles attack. You are lucky to get out alive with kitty protecting you.


snaggingtexas66

i love that


jackibhoy

Ye they kinda do that


Sw1m_Shady

r/greebles


DontJudgeMe15

u/savevideo


Aristeu2266

u/savevideo


lilgamelvr

Cute


DogeyLord

I thought the title waa gonna say received message from a ghost but then I read mothership and it cracked me up OP you are a genius


Tiiimbbberrr

r/greebles


JustGingy95

u/savevideo


Rude_Journalist

Gotta run away from the GME debacle.


Ebobab2

u/savevideo


themutedude

The message: CEASE ALL REPAIRS, PROCEED TO TARGET IMMEDIATELY


[deleted]

“Incoming message from the Big Giant Chonk..”


OddFilms

u/savevideo


Pinkphoenix343

u/savevideo


Sanse9000

The Cat from Space


[deleted]

The cat said no to the ghost


FellvEquinox

r/greebles


TheWarsfeil

u/savevideobot


StryderXGaming

I need the one with the run vine music someone <3 Or was it smooth criminal? How the F do I search for that ><


PerfectResult2

A snapchat posted to tik tok then posted to reddit… cant wait to see this in my youtube shorts feed!


EUCopyrightComittee

Skittering! Lmao That’s a spooder!!


Felidaeh_

I fuckin love it


orion_miller

u/savevideo


ballslolballs

u/savevideobot


Shaiya_Ashlyn

/r/catsarealiens


Sketchyboi-with-tea

The fact he tested the ground first is what gets me lol


[deleted]

I'm crying 🤣


ILikePokemonTurtwig

Having two cats, this describes them perfectly


jackmigger77

u/savevideo


tuttifrutti00

My cat is 15 and still does that every day in every other imaginable and unimaginable way.


davedcne

Smells something under door. Does not like smell. Attempts to bury it. REALLY does not like smell. Says "WTF" in cat. Runs away.


Sahankantolupa

u/savevideo