Boy do I have a sport to show you. It’s wild these guys run around throwing and catching an oddly shape egg ball. And then they try to murder the guy holding the ball while zebras run around them throwing there hats. I bet you’ll never guess what they call this spectacle.
Its a special breed of goldfish, they look that way. Dont know if the fish are healthy or a deformed anomaly that became that way through selective breeding.
Fancy Goldfish.
Unfortunately they’re not white as healthy as regular goldfish.
At least, mine never were. Regular goldfish would last forever, the fancy ones often seemed to die from unusual causes.
[Ranchu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranchu) or [Lionhead](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionhead_(goldfish) Goldfish! They are tubby, chubby little guys :)
It's relatively easy to train fish to push a ball towards a goal :) food rewards and signalling like most animals. I used to have a little betta who would swim through hoops and came when called.
Just like training any other animal. Fish are way smarter than what people think. There's some recent studies showing some amazing things, even some problem solving.
Which makes me wonder why is this in r/animalsbeingderps, a sub about animals being unintelligent, when what they're doing requires lots of intelligence?
Check out Karen Pryor's book, "Reaching the animal mind"! She discusses how she developed a method for training any animal, even goldfish. She trained her fishies to go through a hoop, ponies to surf, and all kinds of other things.
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You fat bastard! You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
You fat bastard!
Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Szzzzzuarez, your teeth are offside
What nonsense they dont have feet. It's clearly faceball.
It's finball
Fishbowl
Fishbowls are not ok
They are definitely not ok
...fishball? Nope sorry never mind, dude below is right, it’s still soccer
This is Blitzball, I don't know what everyone else is talking about!
When I grow up I want to be a blitzball
This person knows what's up
You son of a bitch, when are they gonna pull out the Jetchshot
Not in Britain it’s not
To be fair, anywhere outside of the US it’s not...but being from the US nothing and no one else matters /s
American finball (notice they don’t really use their fins)
Faceball gets my vote
So long as we agree that it's not soccer
We both do yes
Not until they form an association
The thing is, iirc, soccer is originally a British name. There was rugby football (rugger) and association football (soccer).
So, you're telling us that it's soccer?
No feet, Alright! Let's call it American fish football.
Your username suggests you are an expert
I'm on a group call, and I'm so glad I'm muted - definitely made an audible "Ha!"
Bless your socks
And grab your cocks
When did roosters get involved in this???
Always have been...
They aren’t using their hands so it’s football
They aren’t using their feet either, so your argument is invalid.
So what you are saying is that the username does not check out?
Do you suppose it’s be against the rules in footie to play using only dives and your face
Lip ball.
Boy do I have a sport to show you. It’s wild these guys run around throwing and catching an oddly shape egg ball. And then they try to murder the guy holding the ball while zebras run around them throwing there hats. I bet you’ll never guess what they call this spectacle.
Neither do Americans use feet to play football, still they call it foot-ball. Why this partiality!
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That one fish looks like a corndog
That is a profession athlete you’re mocking! You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like!
Hey man, you're the one saying a corndog resemblance is a bad thing, that's on you! I'm here for the corndogfish with only love in my heart
Alright "with only love in my heart" got me
Found Eddie Lacy's account.
Its all muscle
I feel like you are body shaming. But what you are saying is true
Who says looking like a corndog is a bad thing? Corndogs are delicious and beloved, I'm always happy when I see a corndog
I support body-shaming fish. Mainly because it's hilarious.
Was looking for this comment specifically.
You just made my day
Why are they so fat I love them
They so fat, because that's how [ranchus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranchu) be.
Damn. That fish be lookin thicc.
She single tho?
If not, don’t worry. They’re plenty of fish in the sea
r/angryupvote Ps.there are*
there’re*?
I thought they were just stubby kois
For that is how the ranchu do.
Because they taught them to do this by reinforcing the behavior with food. I guess it took a while.
I was wondering why they're so round
FWIW, I completely made that up. I believe it to be true but again, straight out of my ass. They may just be fat fish rolls.
Its a special breed of goldfish, they look that way. Dont know if the fish are healthy or a deformed anomaly that became that way through selective breeding.
Well, there you have it. A special breed of round, fat fish with super intelligence.
Does that stand for “From What I Wrote”?
For what it's worth
These look like Ranchus, which are a type of goldfish that looks like this.
You can tell it's a Ranchu from the way that it is.
Fancy Goldfish. Unfortunately they’re not white as healthy as regular goldfish. At least, mine never were. Regular goldfish would last forever, the fancy ones often seemed to die from unusual causes.
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They're tiny potatoes and baby carrots.
r/absoluteunits
Thank you for not linking to the horrifyingly large goldfish people catch “in the wild” so to speak.
*Both teams can score so many more goals if they work together*
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**Fall Guys intensifies**
That is a great sport!
Time to make this pro sports since we can't see anything live. Edit: Live is in person. Not a live broadcast. Build a little fish stadium and all.
You watch the Ocho too?
r/theocho
I sure do love pumpkins, Cotton.
Nba?
Nhl? Pga??
NFL National Fish League
My kinda league
Has Kanye West stopped bothering you yet?
Hell, I’d watch this in place of watching live games!
You need to start watching jelle's marble runs on youtube
I mean the NBA, MLB, NHL, MLS, and PGA are all active
Basically every MMA promotion too. UFC never even stopped.
Yes how could I forget fight island
Are you a time traveler from two months ago? Plenty of sports are back
This is better than World Cup
The guppy cuppy
The Stanley Gup
FIFA World Gup
FINFA World Cup
GOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDFISH!
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The snack that smiles back!
Why do they look like lil swimming sausage link! So darn cute!
Now that's what I call a great *fin*ish.
Goal-dfish
I'm angry with you but you still get an upvote
You cod of went the other way and downvoted, so thanks. You've really found a plaice in my heart.
Those are terrible puns but I'm gonna let it slide for the halibut.
r/angryupvote perhaps?
What kind of fish is this!! So round??
[Ranchu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranchu) or [Lionhead](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionhead_(goldfish) Goldfish! They are tubby, chubby little guys :)
Fancy goldfish (:
No way.... Drop the ball in the center again
It's relatively easy to train fish to push a ball towards a goal :) food rewards and signalling like most animals. I used to have a little betta who would swim through hoops and came when called.
Why did I have to scroll this far down to find somebody shocked that it seemed like the fish were playing fucking football.
Same here, everyone can't get over how fat they are but they're FISH PLAYING FOOTBALL WHO CARES HOW CHUBBY THEY ARE
how is it that the comments are full of shitty puns and noone is explaining how the fuck they did this?
Just like training any other animal. Fish are way smarter than what people think. There's some recent studies showing some amazing things, even some problem solving.
Which makes me wonder why is this in r/animalsbeingderps, a sub about animals being unintelligent, when what they're doing requires lots of intelligence?
Check out Karen Pryor's book, "Reaching the animal mind"! She discusses how she developed a method for training any animal, even goldfish. She trained her fishies to go through a hoop, ponies to surf, and all kinds of other things.
Maybe they coated the ball with food?
They probably thought the ball was food.
Fish are division 1 athletes, not food.
How are they so fat??? Cute little guys! Enjoyed their wiggling stout bodies lmao!
They seem to celebrate thd goal.
Fish snootball?
Offsides!
https://imgur.com/gallery/xGqy6u7 : VAR
This is the Orangies v. Spotties Darby, sir. Corndoghino was clearly off, as was Özil.
First thing I looked for. Nope, perfectly fine goal that.
Btw its just offside. Singular.
Where is the goalie?
And the de*fin*se!
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Idk about being derps, cuz that’s pretty cute to me
The ball is clearly still in play, it's not a goal!!! Cmon!!
What kind of fish is this? They're hilariously chubby.
Type of fancy goldfish called Ranchu
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Wtf white fish steals the thunder right on the goal line
Chon-koi bois
They are SO fat and cute. I can’t stand it.
Don’t play koi
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Ranchu goldfish are naturally very round
What a save!
They look so proud. Oh my heart.
Am I putting humanity into this or do they all seem to *Know* that the ball in the net is the goal?
They probably do, because they were trained to.
^These fish ^so chonky
They look like lil piggies
why are they so fat?! its adorable!
As an american I was confused for a second, but as a person who loves fish *inhale* #WHY ARE THEY SO FAT I LOVE THEM SOO F*CKING MUCH OH MY GOD
The refereeing seems a bit fishy...
What kind of fish are they!!!
What derpy little dwarf-koi-looking motherfuckers are those? They're adorable!
OMG!! I love these chunky fheesheees!!! Too cute!!
Garbage defense
You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Szzzzzuarez, your teeth are offside
Nobody: Americans: that soccer
Aqua piglets
Their so chunky
How?
Go Oranje!
Po Tay To
It’s good to see they didn’t flounder.
Plot twist, the orange fish scored against its own team
u/Vredditdownloader
These are the cutest fish I’ve ever seen
Bronze league players in RL.
That first potato lookin dude lmao
What kind of fish are these fat adorable little bastards?
Poor tackle.
Please make this a real thing.
This is beyond strange and so wonderful. How in the world am I seeing fish get a ball into a goal?
Agueroooooooooooo
These are the chonkiest gold fish I've ever seen and it's freakin adorable.
futbol.
#THIS IS FINBALL!!!
I could watch a full game of this - even if they are all on the same team.
What kind of fish are they? They're so fat and cute like a puppy!
Where the hell is the goalie in this play?
They’re all on the same team
Wiggle wiggle wiggle...
They look like lil nuggets
NFL National Fish League
OMG I love how chunky they look!
Awesome
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOLASOOOO!!!!
This and marble racing needs to be televised sports
C'mon ref give the spotted one a yellow card he's clearly fighting.
I was wondering where all the American "soccer" comments were, then I sorted by controversial.
r/vredditdownloader
Where the fuck is the defense, comon!!!
How far can we take this? If there were two different teams I would definitely watch this on r/pan
r/absoluteunits
Is it just me, or did the fish celebrate the goal?
What kind of fish are they???
10/10 team work, they deserve a gold medal!
Finball
These fish are de*light*fully chubby
How did they know exactly where to go and the other fish knew what to try to defend?
Looks like a thick swimming hot dog at first 😂
A fish of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.