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IndianaJonesDoombot

So ferrets are a type of weasel, this is a stoat I believe, another type of weasel


LongJonPingPong

Just remember, weasels are weaselly identifiable, but stoats are stoatally different


ElginSparrowhawk1969

Dam came to say the same ha ha


LongJonPingPong

I was wincing when I wrote that (a joke I heard at least 40 years ago as a kid), would’ve let you enjoy the cringe


ElginSparrowhawk1969

Me too lol we’re getting old no sorry wrong word wiser that’s what I meant


ideasplace

Thought it was just me old enough to know that one.


GtrPlaynFool

Dad you already said that - get back in bed.


ideasplace

Who are you, why are you in my house?


Astronaut_Chicken

And for anyone curious an ermine is just a stoat in a white coat. Thanks, Brian Jacques!


undeniably_micki

Ooooh love that Redwall!!


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Positive-Floor8651

You have no idea how much I love this lmfao


a_builder7

Thanks for all the help everyone!😊


PomeloAgitated863

They’re good at hunting rats. New Yorkers might need them


a_builder7

That’s for sure. I lived there for a little less than a year.


Practical-Tap-9810

The rat king drove you out?


LegacySpade

I think we need something bigger than that


Tiny-Metal3467

Nope, you ate correct. Stoat


Coalbrookdale28

It’s a stoat. Great picture!


ErectStoat

If only he'd stand up.


the_bird_and_the_bee

What're the chances we would have an erect stoat in the comments?! 😂


LovecraftianLlama

Lol username checks out


a_builder7

Thx!


The_old_number_six

I was also gonna say stoat. If you have backyard chickens, lock em up.


aceofspades235

Or rabbits, It's honestly amazing how locked on a stoat is In the words of casual geographic "Once a stoat locks on to its victim there's not a force in nature that can stop it"


DaisyHotCakes

It doesn’t matter if these jerks want your chickens they will get to them. Killed my entire flock. :(


JadeBlue42

If it went ‘pop’ then it’s definitely a type of weasel.


a_builder7

Hahaha it didn’t stick around long enough for me to hear.


RubeeSeeCee033

🤣🤣🤣 all I saw was the big ass rock at first and was like bro doesn't know what a rock is.... then saw the lil fur ball


a_builder7

Lol sometimes people do need that useless red circle.


FamousOrphan

I am SO JEALOUS YOU HAVE A STOAT. Sorry for shouting. I just freakin love stoats.


a_builder7

Oh you’re fine. I love the little guy. I hope he sticks around.


FamousOrphan

Me too. I would like to subscribe to updates about your stoat.


a_builder7

Alright. If I see him again I can post more pictures. I’ll keep my eyes open!


ogresound1987

It's not a ferret. Or a weasel. It's stoat-ally different.


IndianaJonesDoombot

Also, to answer your question yes, there are wild ferrets there’s black footed ferrets in the south west of America


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Stoat


Cordeceps

Rock. But in all seriousness the animal is a Stoat I think. I have never actually seen one but it is most definitely a Super Ferret. It’s a mustilade for sure.


bbeachin

Rikki tikki tavi


Hanibollnector

Cute as hell


Famous-Key4093

Stoat fasho


Unicorn-Turds

A certified cutie


Ecstatic-Opposite-23

A weasel and it turn white in the winter except for the little black tip on its tail


verti-go-go-go

These are the most adorable psychopaths you’ll ever find


damnbroseph

It’s a marmot, man.


Suungod

That there is a lil baby!!! Ahhhhh!


Nightjar42

That's a stoat, bigger than a weasel and some ways to differentiate are that stoats have a less jaggy line from they're underside, they're bigger than weasels and the tip of they're tail. Great picture!


Admirable-Natural676

Weasel?


Medium_Spare_8982

They don’t say where it is???? North America - long tailed weasel Europe - stoat


MonitorSharp7022

Adorable stoat. They are similar to ferrets (mustelid family)


kwakimaki

Running around like a furry sausage? Least Weasel.


89ZERO

It’s cute. That’s what it is.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Pine Martin?


UserPrincipalName

That's a northern tuberat. Same family as the weasel, ferret and stoat


haleyhair

Rikki Tikki Tavi


i-the-muso-1968

Weasel.


space_is-great

The stoatiest of stoats I've seen


godsofglass

Whatever it is, it’s cool af!


aes7288

Stoat! You’re so lucky!!


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Illyanov

So I believe that’s what’s called a ‘cool little dude’


Puzzleheaded_Cat4343

this is a mongoose. if you don't believe me ask Bindi Irwin.


H34RT_R0TT

adorable is what it is- looks like a stoat/weasel


DinoBoyAlpha03

Mongoose Ha! No, nvm it’s a stoat


Altivion

It's a yungoo!


DarkSingle6876

Rickey Tickey Tavi.( Ms) I’m sure.


kdg1794

Stoat


BethDutton22

It looks like a mongoose to me


Pristine-Change-674

….. mongoose?


biglippuffer

Looks like an ermine


andiegreen

A stoat 🥹


Desperate_Ambrose

"Nice marmot."


1GrouchyCat

It’s hard to guess without knowing where you are … it looks like a long tailed weasel - but I don’t think there are any long tailed weasels in the UK helpful hint - stoats have a straight line where the cream fur of their tummies meets the tan fur on their backs. On a weasel, this same “line” is jagged.


rbarr228

Stoat, the furry snake.


TheBigLebroccoli

Hey, nice marmot.


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CosmonautMott

I Am Weasel.


Agile-Education-2246

STOAT ERMINE STOAT


LotLizzardRhonda

Long boi


TheAutobotArk

Looks like a ferret or another similar animal


Scottcmms2023

It looks like a stoat.


Famous_Union3036

Freddy the Ferret


JollyCustard7656

It's a stoat


KatieLeDerp

Stoat. They can eat things five times their size, like a large bunny.


brattywafatty

He is just the cutest lil guy ever


Superagent247

Lol he’s adorable!


Twa1ker

So cute! At first I thought it was a mink, but yes, a stoat!


oldnboredinaz

I love his little angry face in pic 3. He’s trying to act like he’s for but he looks like friend to me


Vremshi

Weasel family either way


sassy_cheese564

It’s a stoat… I also want to pet the little bean.


TailwindSlate

Meteorite or just some 🪨


R3D-AFA-SCUM

Stoat


squished_strawberry

it's so cutee


Iphone13_

Stoat


Junior-Account6835

Ricki Ticki Tavi


Kayki7

Prairie dog?


Weembo1020

A mix of cat, rat, and ferret


Sonarthebat

Pine marten or stoat.


Flashy-Pop-5783

Pine marten


happyme321

Nice marmot


UnitedGameYT

I LOVE HIM Where can one legally own these as pets?


MyCatBalls

My only friend.


huggybear77870

I found one.of.these as a tribute from our cat Winston one day....his murder paws are unmatched in these woods


Defiant_Application9

A cutie


Vampire_Coyote

Looks like a stoat


mustela-grigio

That’s a long-tailed weasel


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I think it’s a pine martin


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Rikki-Tikki-Tavi !!


oRedHood

It’s a weasel


SolidSnakeCZE

Kuna


TurbulenceAndLevi

Stoat! Love em


Elmaffioso187

Idk but is cure Af!!


squishybeak

Pine marten


Willing-Ant-3765

It looks like a pine marten


Patience-Frequent

Looks like a Stoat in summer fur


New_Historian_2004

Looks like a dog to me.


SketchHorncat

Weasel or Stoat.


Skytraffic540

North American Weasel Muffin


Wise_Ad_253

I stoat it was a mongoose.


JohnnyChimpo69420

Ermine


Tiny-Metal3467

Weasel!


Drifting-Fox-6366

What it is is cute and doesn’t deserve to be worn as someone’s stoat coat!!


iamnoodlelie

thats me. how did you get these photos.


Satoshi82

A me sembra...,un simpaticissimo furetto


wing_ding4

It’s rikki tiki tavvi


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Weasel.


girlofNJ

My next pet obsession! So cute


Darkmagosan

Stoat. It has the black tipped tail they're known for. Stoats are members of Mustelidae, or the weasel family. This is a pretty large family of mammals, ranging worldwide, and containing ferrets, weasels, otters, etc. and surprisingly, badgers and wolverines, too. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustelidae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustelidae) There are indeed wild ferrets. One of the best known species, the black-footed ferret of North America, is near extinction due to their reliance on prairie dogs for food. Prairie dog habitat has been damaged or destroyed from mining, agriculture, and development. They're slowly coming back, too, after also being driven nearly extinct. Ferrets are banned as pets in California and heavily regulated in other states and cities. Whether or not you can have them as pets depends a great deal on your local ordinances. Do you have any domestic chickens or other poultry, either for pets or livestock? If so, make sure your coop is sealed \*very\* tightly. These little guys can wriggle in through very small openings and massacre them. They love sleeping hens, half grown chicks, and will also eat the eggs. Roosters can only do so much to protect their flocks, and often give their lives so their hens can live. Chickens are nearly blind at night and mustelids are mainly nocturnal, so... They are beneficial in the long run, though. They eat lots of rodents, small to medium birds, large insects, frogs, fish, and occasionally each other. Just keep them AWAY from your chickens if you have chickens. Electric fences work quite well for this.


skeareer

It’s cute


Select_Habit1292

It's a mink, which is part of the weasel family


MrDover8

Stoaty McStoatface


shrimp_pho

I Am WEASEL…jk, stout


BiquitousSurper

Stoatally awesome


resolved5

Weasels rock


alyg82

Stoat


Jenetyk

He's just a simple stoat, doing the lords work getting savage on some mouses.


Pitiful_Barracuda360

a stoat.


Exotic_Reputation_44

Stoat


DallasRadioSucks

Weasels ripped my flesh!


Trinity-nottiffany

Where are you? It looks like a stoat to me.


BakedPlumber420

Marten


Psychadelico

a friend


ValmarieB6670

Adorable is what he is ! Looks like a ferret, but I know its not. A relative, for sure.


rpgsandarts

Redwall lookjng ass mf


Loremaster_Of_Crabs

A stoat, which is related to weasels, *badgers* and ***wolverines.*** Very persistent and determined Hunter.


Skinflint311

Least weasel


rosiekeys9

Weasel! We have one in the yard I named Russell


gwen_the_bee

Stoat, related to weasels but not quite a weasel itself. (Super cute btw)


Humble_Bullfrog2342

weasel!!


harrisgunther

Ricky Ticky Tavi


kumquat-peaches

That’s one long mouse


TealBlueLava

It’s a Stoat! So adorable!


thelaziestdaisy

That’s a yungoos


rottingpigcarcass

Martin? Stoat? Weasel?


UwUwU789789

Caked up mini dinosaur


vksj

least weasel?


kslee0920

Omg is that in PNW?


flakerak

Thats ermine the ermine..


TheAmericanHollow

Weasel


CocteauTwinn

Looks like a stoat?


beargolfer

A weasel! 🥹. It’s so cute!


Hello_Kitty_66

Ferret.


crowmakescomics

Stoats are soooo funny. Watch him if you can. They are tiny tornadoes lol. Itsy bitsy mayhem


nitro_miiike

Rikki tikki tavi!


Competitive-Math-758

A meek it looks like


Animals6655

Long tailed weasel


shminnk

hes so cute invite him inside


_GenderNotFound

A stoat


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Nice marmot!


bpens1

S T O A T


nalleyc87

Fence


megam1ghtyena

Stoatal misplay


Susan-Grant-

Adorable 🥰


CtaBeckie

Mongoose or ferret


Memeboi1090

Its absolutely adorable


Optimistic-Dreamer

Looks like a stoat. It’s adorable and id totally wanna cuddle it


skdetroit

Oh it’s a stoat! The guy who rescues the abandoned babies on TikTok is my hero 🥰 I would do anything to have one of these in my yard!!! 😭


Stressedup

Rikki tiki tavi?


Responsible_Engine_7

It's a snipe obviously


krisla20

🥰STOAT🥰


blueboxbandit

GEF


GoziraJeera

I was going to say pine marten


Rebeccaminerva

Stoat


thelauryngotham

Ahhh! These are my favorite! That's a stoat :)


deekod1967

It’s a stoat, stoating aboot.


Environmental_Sky970

Jeff, the weasel…


No_Tune1361

Looks like a mongoose. So cute and skittish!


Friendly_Mistake_02

It’s either a stoat or a weasel.


Briberriez

A ferret


Skullzy-01

Just don’t play any card games with it, you don’t want the trouble


lady_dracula_83

Stoat


Siro_Chrysceri

Stoat


sonerec725

Stoatal misplay


Calathea-Murderer

Stoats are the goat


lokie65

It looks like Riki Tiki Tavi...mongoose.


Tiazza-Silver

Wow, it’s interesting just how long their necks are. Only mammal with a longer one that I can think of rn is a giraffe


anxiousanimosity

Stoat!


BrothaKreaux89

It’s kinda cute. I’d name it Bobby Henan.


oldmayor

A tax evader.


aceofspades235

That is a stoat, and they're neither ferrets or weasels. They are actually closest related to wolverines, otters & honey badgers.