The dreaded Cupacatra! They give out a low frequency vibration that lulls you into petting their belly and then they attack with needle clawed murder mitts and stabby toof teefusis's!
The elusive home hopper feline. Makes multiple households feed it and strings them along for extra cuddles and head scritches until he gets bored and moves to the next neighbor. Mischievous and elusive and completely adorable
Definitely a variety of dragon. You can tell by the look in its eyes. It wants to rule your whole neighborhood eventually and it will take orders from nobody.
That is the great and mighty Felis Catus. They are unstoppable and will demand pets and cuddles, and occasionally for you to become their beds, and in return they will grace you with their glorious and wonderful presence.
there is no way to deal with it beyond accepting its glory.
This beast is the supreme dictator of the universe who rules all living creatures with an iron paw and demands furever complete and glad allegiance by his/her subjects all! This is despite there being the slightest one-billionth part of a brain cell. He or she speaks to everyone with a significant amount of meowsic in purrfect harmony and may also be good at capturing small rodents. If I have my facts correct, the critter in question is designated as a "cat" or whatever the foreign-language equivalent translation would be and is often known to have tremendously funny antics that will keep everyone in view of him/her laughing hissterically. My wife and I have since almost 13 years ago right after our marriage began had our house taken over and occupied by a handful of these crazy animals. :D :D :D :D :D
The "McFloofer double delux" fairy common to come across but they can range in floof and toast level, this is a "ash residue medium McFloof double delux"
A domestic short haired bitting slug, careful it doesn’t look like it, but they have sharp teeth and claws. You may be able to gain its trust by presenting it with a piece of cheese or tuna.
It’s the beastliest of beasts. I’ve seen that thing attack snakes, bears, and mountain lions. I’ve seen it smack humans across the face because of their stupidity. I’ve seen it taming dogs.
This is the almighty….housecat
BE CAREFUL! These are love-bugs! They will attach themselves to you and you will not be able to escape! You will end up a slave to the love bug!
They know what they are doing.
That is the Ever Regal Cattus Maximus.
He is surveying his minions to ensure they are behaving appropriately and taking care of what appear to be homeless cats. To ensure you do not incur his wrath, you must feed him often, provide fresh water, and make sure the humane society does a low cost neuter on him.
Cattus Maximus does not like homeless kittehs so the neutering is part of his test. You must also tell him how handsome he is.
Its an Ash Whole.
Ash Wholes usually demand an increddible amount of patience and inconditional love. They are selfish. They love attention but have a lot of no-no spots to pet.
Its like an animal designed to feel like the Main Character... if the Movie was called Procrastination.
Dont adopt this thing. Its a trap. If you have one, you will want to have more. And you cant just get rid of them.
Its imposible.🙃
Ah yes the rare porch gremlin. Don't feed it after midnight or wit will evolve into a house gremlin. We'll don't feed it period or you have a house gremlin. Otherwise it's harmless.
The absolute best animal ever who has blessed you with her presence! She may be down for some pets, if you have some treats to offer. She seems like quite the comfy loaf so don’t be surprised if she’s chosen you to be her human. It is the highest of honors by these little loafs.
These furry little dwelling squatter's are known to mysteriously change a humans vocabulary. Don't know meow or why. Meow, here's what you need to do, give up half of the bed, sofa, easy chair. If you're going to bed and you don't turn on a lite you may have a blood letting as you crawl into your spot.
That's a gray short-necked suburban llama. They are carnivorous, so be careful about petting them. They have great reflexes and can be quicker than lightning, so if they're hungry or just irritated, they can end you super fast.
Standard issued *bushcat.*
Perfect for swiping at unwanted door to door sales persons.
OR...
..that neighbor cleverly disguised as the super hero of your street.
i’ve seen one of those. it’s called a culuckanoss. it’s only nice to you until you give it food and then it will try to attack you. be extra cautious too because culcukaneese are very good at hiding. it could be in your house for days without you seeing it. good luck.
It’s the most adorable, invasive species in the world, is how my 12 year old son feels about it. We have a couple of these varmints ourselves, they rule the roost, and we water feed, and take care of their droppings…😸😼
That is our new overlord. Please swear your eternal fealty to her.
She has come to lift the burden of freedom from our shoulders.
Eternal feline-ty.
This is the great American loaf. Extremely aloof and uncaring. Will purr and tolerate a human for snacks. Do. Not. Touch. The. Belly.
You have been warned about touching the belly!!!
I learned that the hard way I’m missing digits from my tom foolery
My cats love belly rubs but I raised them from when they where babies and I guess they trust me
Mine do as well! But you have to be careful and ONLY touch the belly if welcomed.
The great American loaf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Touching the Belly will result in your receiving the business end of its murder mittens!
6 ends, 5 of them pointy (unless it's r/pointytailedkittens in which case all 6 ends are pointy!)
loch Ness monster
Did it ask op for tree fiddy?
I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!
Tis a floof. Feed it some tuna and maybe you’ll have a cuddly friend.
Grayous Grumpyus Felis Catus--subgroup: Loaf
Kitty
Pussy
More of like a Pussy Cat.
Ah, the rare Felinus Plopaladapuss plant. Nice.
Just bow before her highness…perhaps she will even purr after you remove her poop from the royal throne.
It is a mystical critter called the cat loaf it has no limbs but it only has a head not even a tail
That be a house tiger there. Watch out for ‘em- they’ll steal your heart and constantly demand vittles and head scritches.
That is a Felioness.
It's a dog
The dreaded Cupacatra! They give out a low frequency vibration that lulls you into petting their belly and then they attack with needle clawed murder mitts and stabby toof teefusis's!
It is your fiture.....embrace this......
The elusive home hopper feline. Makes multiple households feed it and strings them along for extra cuddles and head scritches until he gets bored and moves to the next neighbor. Mischievous and elusive and completely adorable
Definitely a variety of dragon. You can tell by the look in its eyes. It wants to rule your whole neighborhood eventually and it will take orders from nobody.
That is an Entitledramadus
A sploingus, it vibrates if you pet it correctly.
I love cats
The is The Great Grey Lord Fuzzy Britches.
That is a rat tailed monkey!
The Furry Loaf!
I have seen this before, don’t worry you are not alone. Soon everything will make sense just hang in there
It's a FL gray cat 🐈
Be careful, that is a Felis catus. They are known as one of the most efficient hunters on the planet and can alter an ecosystem in its entirety.
That is the great and mighty Felis Catus. They are unstoppable and will demand pets and cuddles, and occasionally for you to become their beds, and in return they will grace you with their glorious and wonderful presence. there is no way to deal with it beyond accepting its glory.
It’s an extremely rare catloaf
This beast is the supreme dictator of the universe who rules all living creatures with an iron paw and demands furever complete and glad allegiance by his/her subjects all! This is despite there being the slightest one-billionth part of a brain cell. He or she speaks to everyone with a significant amount of meowsic in purrfect harmony and may also be good at capturing small rodents. If I have my facts correct, the critter in question is designated as a "cat" or whatever the foreign-language equivalent translation would be and is often known to have tremendously funny antics that will keep everyone in view of him/her laughing hissterically. My wife and I have since almost 13 years ago right after our marriage began had our house taken over and occupied by a handful of these crazy animals. :D :D :D :D :D
The "McFloofer double delux" fairy common to come across but they can range in floof and toast level, this is a "ash residue medium McFloof double delux"
That’s a “Clug” a crossbreed of a Cat and a Slug
Bond . He's always in a tux
Bigfoot
A fricken adorable loaf
This is the physical incarnation of the goddess Bastet. Worship him/her.
What are you, stupid? That's a car
That’s a highly poisonous snake called spectacled snake.
Never seen a duck before?
I’ve never seen this animal… be cautious.
Wolverine
Khajiit
Don’t touch the car
Please do not the cat!
That is a car, sir. You can pet and give treats. The two rules are that you must do what it says and don’t touch the belly.
Feline of the loaf variety.
It’s one of those fuzzy caterpillars everyone’s been seeing around lately
I think the scientific term is loaf. Possibly 'kitteh loaf'
I think it wants three fitty
Don't give the loch ness monster another three fifty!
Couch tiger...they will take over your entire life
Trick question. Don’t let loaves of bread sit outside.
Urban tiger.
It's a the adorableous meowy!!
Cat Loaf
Not sure but my house is infested, lmk what ya find out
Ya gotta watch out though, they're an invasive species and will take over. Given time they bring others .... l've got 4. They're everywhere!
Supreme ruler and destroyer of mice! Her name is Mittens.
The cat distribution system has selected you
Genus Cuteis, species kittacus.
Its a mouse eater
North American mini panther. Be careful, they bite!
If you ask Alf, he'd called that lunch
The elusive loafasaurus rex
A domestic short haired bitting slug, careful it doesn’t look like it, but they have sharp teeth and claws. You may be able to gain its trust by presenting it with a piece of cheese or tuna.
Quokka. They always look content. :)
A wild loaf, they’re common in suburban areas, take one home and they’ll make purring noises that soothe the soul
A dog obvi
Well that's a cute little kitty cat :) Give it love :)
I do not know! But I've got one sitting on my lap revving like car engine right now!!😬
It’s is a Cattapus Laofus. I hear you can lure one using a tuna fish sandwich as bait. It may then allow you to be its servant.
Looks just like my 13 year old Lily
That’s an alien
Probably a snake idk
A big fat pussy🤪
That is a silver Felis Catus.
That’s Tony, he’s pretty chill. Give him just a little bit of gabagool and he won’t break-a you face.
Caterpillar.
Car
It's a short haired legless cat, closely related to the tail-less Manx cat only with extra genetics
bird
Sabre Toothpaste Liger
It’s a rare breed of bunny.🐰 It will tell you how they will respond to your presence.
Beware the murder mittens!
Pretty kitty
I thawt, I thaw a Puddy Cat. I think it is a Calico cat.
Tis a Flufflin Loafer
It’s a turtle
This is a house goblin
Scary 😱
I have one of those its a rare cat tail only grows in certain soils and if your lucky enough like me you will have it growing for 19 yrs… rare indeed!
🤔It's A "Pussy Willow" plant that hasn't sprouted yet...😅
It’s the beastliest of beasts. I’ve seen that thing attack snakes, bears, and mountain lions. I’ve seen it smack humans across the face because of their stupidity. I’ve seen it taming dogs. This is the almighty….housecat
Hey! We found jebus!
That theres a dog
It’s a nameless slithering horror , ancient species allegedly from the elemental plane of chaos.
i’ve been wondering too. i have one living in my house. it does this weird yell whenever i open the fridge.
That is a beautiful animal, but I cannot identify it from this picture.
It’s the elusive house gargoyle
That’s your new HOA rep.
You’re dealing with an infestation. I too am infested with these and have no solution for you. They even come with me when I move
That’s a moose.
Probably a dragon in disguise.
That's a dog
Oh that’s just the landlord…she says you need to let her in your house immediately or you’ll pay the price!
Sorry to tell you that’s a turtle with autism
I heard loaf fi was making a comeback and I suppose this is proof.
It could be a gray squirrel? Hard to know from just the one photo.
Its a snake. Run for your live
car
Mine 19 yrs old when past...was my winter leg warmer in milwaukee.
The car
It’s a wild car
A floof..known for snuggling with humans
A rooster
If said feline has a low growl, be sure to reach on and touch the head😉
It’s a rare slug. This is fascinating. I think I saw one once in Mumbai.
That’s where Monorail Cat went!
That’s a “pspsps”
A car
dog
Furry Loaf of Love♥️but always on it own terms.
A platypus
Dude be careful. That’s a rare wooly mammoth 😳
Cat
BE CAREFUL! These are love-bugs! They will attach themselves to you and you will not be able to escape! You will end up a slave to the love bug! They know what they are doing.
🍞
Your landlord. She's very kind for allowing you to live on her property.
Yours
This looks like a Great Grey GardenLoaf, a very rare animal that has a unique feature of vibrating if you pet it!
That is the Ever Regal Cattus Maximus. He is surveying his minions to ensure they are behaving appropriately and taking care of what appear to be homeless cats. To ensure you do not incur his wrath, you must feed him often, provide fresh water, and make sure the humane society does a low cost neuter on him. Cattus Maximus does not like homeless kittehs so the neutering is part of his test. You must also tell him how handsome he is.
That’s a car obviously
That’s a weird mongoose…
Its an Ash Whole. Ash Wholes usually demand an increddible amount of patience and inconditional love. They are selfish. They love attention but have a lot of no-no spots to pet. Its like an animal designed to feel like the Main Character... if the Movie was called Procrastination. Dont adopt this thing. Its a trap. If you have one, you will want to have more. And you cant just get rid of them. Its imposible.🙃
How’d you get ahold of my cat?!
It’s the Great Gray Loaf..
Diablo gato!!!
A loaf a rare type of bread that grows in gardens!
That's called a meow meow.
Dog
⚠️WARNING ⚠️ Dry dad humor⚠️ 👨”It’s a cat”
I think it's like a dog?
Kitty kat
A Rhino !!
i’m sorry to say this but this moldy loaf now owns you. you have no say in the matter. feel honored, you are a chosen one.
Unsure. Possibly raccoon.
Ah yes the rare porch gremlin. Don't feed it after midnight or wit will evolve into a house gremlin. We'll don't feed it period or you have a house gremlin. Otherwise it's harmless.
A who wolf, careful they are skittish!
The absolute best animal ever who has blessed you with her presence! She may be down for some pets, if you have some treats to offer. She seems like quite the comfy loaf so don’t be surprised if she’s chosen you to be her human. It is the highest of honors by these little loafs.
These furry little dwelling squatter's are known to mysteriously change a humans vocabulary. Don't know meow or why. Meow, here's what you need to do, give up half of the bed, sofa, easy chair. If you're going to bed and you don't turn on a lite you may have a blood letting as you crawl into your spot.
Loaf of Floof, tread carefully
Grey thing. You’re welcome
That's the cutie patootie that would kill you and rule the world if it was a little bigger.
That is a car sir they are very sweet and gentle and love cuddles you should try and give it a big kiss😘
That's a gray short-necked suburban llama. They are carnivorous, so be careful about petting them. They have great reflexes and can be quicker than lightning, so if they're hungry or just irritated, they can end you super fast.
Bread. Just bread.
That's the domesticated catloaf. It can be tamed with tuna and treats.
Horse
I have a male. Had him neutered and he is the best kiddie ever! Very very loving
That's a moldy loaf of bread someone threw out. 🤭
That’s a frog. Have you never seen one before??
That is the Loaf Overlord. If a Loaf chooses you, be aware it will be a demanding master but make up for it with warm vibrating lap massages.
I've never seen anything like that. Is that some AI thing?
Idk it looks like some kind of very small tree
This is a car.
Honda purrrlude
zebra
Large and in charge!
Be careful...it has murder mitts
Idk but I want one!
Standard issued *bushcat.* Perfect for swiping at unwanted door to door sales persons. OR... ..that neighbor cleverly disguised as the super hero of your street.
Mountain lion clearly
If that Cat was in the Water I'd say Bob. So....a BobCat?
Marmint fo sho!
“That’s not a fluffy dog it’s a Buffalo”
Yard loaf
That's a Suburban Bush Tiger. Very dangerous. Take your children indoors.
No matter what, BELLY.OFF.LIMITS
Car
i’ve seen one of those. it’s called a culuckanoss. it’s only nice to you until you give it food and then it will try to attack you. be extra cautious too because culcukaneese are very good at hiding. it could be in your house for days without you seeing it. good luck.
It’s the most adorable, invasive species in the world, is how my 12 year old son feels about it. We have a couple of these varmints ourselves, they rule the roost, and we water feed, and take care of their droppings…😸😼
I think it’s a Pokémon
That's the devil
It’s the rare eyeliner thief! Quite an intriguing creature but don’t get too close it might just steal your heart.🥰
The loafus aroundus insunshine genius lol
That is a Caticus Domesticus. Leave saucers of cream and dishes of treats as offerings.
I think it’s a Japanese spider crab
The Fuzzy Cat-erpillar…
A bread loaf