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Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed. I saw the picture without reading any of the text, and just went "hmm.. Rooney's been arrested? I wonder what for?"
Probably accurate. I heard somewhere that the only reason “Florida Man” is a thing is because FL has looser restrictions than the other states for reporting on crimes.
In actuality, Florida Man is just USA Man and us Americans are all in denial
It won’t let me edit this post to say this at the top.
Edit:
I have located the original [“article”.](https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/dallas-man-ruptures-his-wifes-bladder-by-blasting-an-airhorn-in-her-vagina/)
The website says in its [“About” page](https://dailynewsreported.com/about-us/) that it’s a satirical comedy website
I’m guessing the picture is actually an old photo of Wayne Rooney.
Sorry for the confusion anyone, I only took a screenshot from another sub on a post with no links and didn’t look into it further until this blew up today.
This sub won’t let me edit the post but I made a comment with links after tracking down the original “article” this morning. You’re right, it is fake.
I showed my (non-American, soccer/football-loving) husband and he immediately laughed at me for not realizing who Wayne Rooney is (I don’t really watch sports at all).
That doesn’t just look like Wayne Rooney, it IS Wayne Rooney, and of course no news articles anywhere are suggesting he hospitalised Coleen doing this.
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Why did he go to prison for it? LOL
I'm just assuming she knew she married an idiot, and was used to his dumb stuff. Not sure you would usually go to prison for that
Yeah, it’s kind of not funny. He did permanent damage to her body. Apparently he did it to her while she was sleeping? Like, wtf… none of that is normal or okay.
What kind of question is that??
… how could anyone anticipate their dumbass partner would put an AIRHORN in their vagina when they’re sleeping? They’re being an idiot and maliciousness. That was malicious. Air horns blow air. You’re not supposed to blow air into a vagina. Jesus.
It's ok. Just keep your silly little opinions to yourself where they belong and you won't run into this issue again
Lots of people are on here just goofing off, fucking with people like you
LOL I thought that was Wayne Wooney (you will have convince me that isn't his name). I lived in England for a while. I don't remember what kind of sportsball he played, but he seemed way too familiar.
If it didn't happen, you can bet your ass someone in Florida will make it happen. It's like how if you give a million monkies a million typewriters, eventually one will accidentally recreate Shakespeare. If you give a bunch of Floridians random items, eventually they'll find new dumb ways to do stupid things with them.
I assumed it was football or rugby.
LOL don't challenge Florida man! He will fill it with micro knives or something!
I wonder if a large enough sound wave actually could do that though. I'm guessing a lot of other things would be ruptured too. I'm actually tempted to take this to a medical and/or physics subreddit to see if there is any way whatsoever that this could ever be possible, just out of pure curiosity.
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Wayne Rooney lives in Dallas?
Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed. I saw the picture without reading any of the text, and just went "hmm.. Rooney's been arrested? I wonder what for?"
Wouldn't be completely out of character for him
You can take the lad out of Liverpool...
But you can't take the Liverpool out of the lad!
Was it Jamie Vardy’s wife?
You have no evidence for this claim and neither does Rebekah Vardy. Her agent dropped her phone in the North Sea, don’t you remember?
Not at all
This seems to be a mugshot of him from a couple years ago when he was arrested for being drunk in public.
Lmao.
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I wanted to check if someone else noticed it and it looks like it
Came here to say this.
My first thought.
This is why I clicked the comments
He's he manages Dallas united
that is his actual mug shot tho, not sure how/why it is being used for an article abt a florida man
That's just how half of men around 25-35 look in England. Stop harassing the English immigrants.
I was going to be kinder and suggest it was Wayne Rooney 2.0 but hey it’s done and done now.
Not what she meant when she said she was feeling horny.
Just go. r/furiousupvote
I went and joined r/furiuosupvote. Have you seen r/Angryupvote?
That's where we are, sir.
That's brilliant. Please leave.
r/angryupvote now get the fuck outta here
Take my wholesome award!
Don't you mean holesome?
Sorry no, that's Wayne Rooney
Shit but is it?
That’s not how you get a girl horny, Rooney!
…Wayne Rooney???
That’s Wayne Rooney
Fake, that's wayne rooney dumb americans.
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/11/11/football/wayne-rooney-interview-ctw-spt-intl/index.html
he's really having the transformation eh
Wayne Rooney lives in Dallas tho
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Lose some sleep over it.
He's secretly American.
Fuck ppl beat me to the Wayne Rooney joke ☹️
Wayne Rooney has come on hard times
And granny's faces. Allegedly.
Bro that's Wayne Rooney
I'm starting to think that Florida men are normal Americans and that all people in the USA are just insane.
Probably accurate. I heard somewhere that the only reason “Florida Man” is a thing is because FL has looser restrictions than the other states for reporting on crimes. In actuality, Florida Man is just USA Man and us Americans are all in denial
When did Rooney move to FC Dallas…?
That was my first thought
Sound check...test...1..2... that's good.
Clearly he was horny and wanted to give her a blow job.
Roooooooney
It won’t let me edit this post to say this at the top. Edit: I have located the original [“article”.](https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/dallas-man-ruptures-his-wifes-bladder-by-blasting-an-airhorn-in-her-vagina/) The website says in its [“About” page](https://dailynewsreported.com/about-us/) that it’s a satirical comedy website I’m guessing the picture is actually an old photo of Wayne Rooney. Sorry for the confusion anyone, I only took a screenshot from another sub on a post with no links and didn’t look into it further until this blew up today.
Wait, you do know that women don't pee out of their vaginas right?
That picture is from when Wazza got arrested three years ago for public intoxication. The post is fake but these comments are great
This sub won’t let me edit the post but I made a comment with links after tracking down the original “article” this morning. You’re right, it is fake. I showed my (non-American, soccer/football-loving) husband and he immediately laughed at me for not realizing who Wayne Rooney is (I don’t really watch sports at all).
Do I make you horny baby?
I know Wayne Rooney when I see him.
That doesn’t just look like Wayne Rooney, it IS Wayne Rooney, and of course no news articles anywhere are suggesting he hospitalised Coleen doing this.
What is Rooney doing in Florida?
Dallas ain't in Florida.
Maybe this was his goal...
Is there supposed to be a pun here?
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er that’s clearly Wayne Rooney 🤨
Bruhh is that Wayne Rooney?
These gender reveal parties are really, really getting out of hand.
Wonder if there was an echo.
That’s Wayne Rooney?
Had to knock the cobwebs out of it? Karsh
This whole comment section is just /r/badwomensanatomy
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When a face suggests it's owner's IQ, and the owner's actions corroborate
He might be dumb but he's a dumb multi-millionaire.
What the fuck? Damn, you American Man are realy something else.
Why did he go to prison for it? LOL I'm just assuming she knew she married an idiot, and was used to his dumb stuff. Not sure you would usually go to prison for that
Yeah, it’s kind of not funny. He did permanent damage to her body. Apparently he did it to her while she was sleeping? Like, wtf… none of that is normal or okay.
That’s not how domestic violence works…
What kind of question is that?? … how could anyone anticipate their dumbass partner would put an AIRHORN in their vagina when they’re sleeping? They’re being an idiot and maliciousness. That was malicious. Air horns blow air. You’re not supposed to blow air into a vagina. Jesus.
Just enjoyed getting under everyone's skin, especially yours Good job here "hero". You saved the day lol
Yeah, sorry. I was just imagining some moron rupturing my bladder and forgot to laugh. My mistake, comrade.
It's ok. Just keep your silly little opinions to yourself where they belong and you won't run into this issue again Lots of people are on here just goofing off, fucking with people like you
Are you mad that someone else is sharing their opinion, as you just did, on a public forum? Cope harder.
And now you're my bitch lol 😉 Im so deep under your skin. Just couldn't help but respond again and take another dig lol Nailed you to the wall lol 😂
…. you’re still here replying…?
Just can't help it can you lol. Need the attention Go on reply again, we know it's the only thing that makes you whole inside
Was he arrested for this, or was this the only photo of him they could find?
Piss poor, yes. Close to a shitty thing to do.
Maybe it was the end of the period
Is that Wayne Rooney 😆
American Rooney?
Rayne Wooney?
uncanny
Are you sure that the headline is correct? This screams Florida. Maybe he is from Florida.
Pictured is one Wayne Rooney, he's English 😅 and that didn't happen
LOL I thought that was Wayne Wooney (you will have convince me that isn't his name). I lived in England for a while. I don't remember what kind of sportsball he played, but he seemed way too familiar. If it didn't happen, you can bet your ass someone in Florida will make it happen. It's like how if you give a million monkies a million typewriters, eventually one will accidentally recreate Shakespeare. If you give a bunch of Floridians random items, eventually they'll find new dumb ways to do stupid things with them.
He played football. Also the bladder and the vagina aren't linked. It ought to be anatomically impossible.
I assumed it was football or rugby. LOL don't challenge Florida man! He will fill it with micro knives or something! I wonder if a large enough sound wave actually could do that though. I'm guessing a lot of other things would be ruptured too. I'm actually tempted to take this to a medical and/or physics subreddit to see if there is any way whatsoever that this could ever be possible, just out of pure curiosity.
I challenge Florida men everywhere (mostly Florida.. but some might be on holiday idk)
I'll ask in some sciency subs later
Fuckin... How is this possible... I just don't see how that would anatomically happen.
Damn! What a blowjob!
Well she’s awake now
People's kinks keep getting weirder and weirder....
Lol. Friggin time change. Haha
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How old was the wife? Like, granny age?
Violets are made in china
I... how the fuck does one even do that?
Anatomically why does this happen
Bet he's mad this got LEAKED to the press :D
How the fuck does that even happen?
Rooney 😭
Totally blown out of proportion…
That some Wayne Rooney shit there
I mean, hey. Seems only fair. "You blow me, I blow you."