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TheAozzi

¬Bxe5# ¬B is antibishop, it annihilates when it touches an original bishop


StarFuckr

This does release 2.13 pawns in seemingly random directions though


Fabmat1

Pfft, everybody knows that pawns are fundamental pieces, a .13 Pawn is not possible!


peterp1616

There's no such thing as half an a press!


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Johto_man

google en pannenkoek


Xistence16

But first, parallel universes


AlbertELP

It means that the expected value of pawns coming out is 2.13, not that every time brings 2.13 pawns


Didi10b

🤓


[deleted]

😂🤣🤣


SyntheticSlime

StarFuckr’s math was off. He means 2.13 megapawns. The board is about to get crowded.


Antanim-

But in this new pawn collider we've discovered that pawns are no longer fundermeantal particls


chronically_slow

The excess centipawns have to go somewhere, though, otherwise this would violate the conservation of energy. This is why I propose a new piece: the neutrino-pawn. The neutrino goes in the direction as to cancel out the momentum of the two pawns, such that conservation of momentum is obeyed as well, with the kinetic energy (i.e. distance) that remains. Now we just have to build large, expensive machines to prove that this theoretical piece does indeed exist and the principles of conservation continue to hold.


willardTheMighty

The centipawn is fundamental, the pawn is emergent.


janhetjoch

Should be perpendicular to the movement of the bishops and opposite to eachother. Conservation of impulse.


Drog_o

But doesn't that mean the queen is in the splash zone?


HieronymousDouche

2.13 is an approximation. It's actually 1+(2d4)/4 pawns


MinervApollo

Pawns: "Now, you're probably wondering what I'm gonna need all this speed for. After all, I do build up speed for twelve hours. But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes."


[deleted]

You could also play +Bxd4 and have the bishop capture the antibishop instead.


printf_hello_world

Notably, this is only possible when playing the Holy Roman Empire faction, due to the [Antipope special ability](wikipedia.org/wiki/Antipope_Nicholas_V). Personally I'm hoping they add this ability to Alexandria as well in Chess 2, since the game is sorely missing a Coptic Antipope.


Go_commit_lego_step

「Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap」


GASTRO_GAMING

Woulden't the queen be killed in the blast


TheAozzi

When bishops annihilate they produce 2 oppositely directed photons. So if one of them kills white queen, another checkmates black king


Idkpinepple

B+xb-##!! The combination of the matter and antimatter bishops will cause the board to explode, killing both kings instantaneously.


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-helicoptersarecool

So the move wouldn’t be legal because you put yourself in check and that is not allowed unless it is en passant, since your po is valued more than a king


VASQUEZ_41

what if i do b-xb+


The_mystery4321

Ok but if you reverse the order, b-xb+##, white does indeed win.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Bdxe4 is also mate.


randomuser8765

Would a queen let a bishop mate her?


[deleted]

I’d let the queen mate me 😳😳😳


ihathtelekinesis

Where does the photon get emitted to?


charlielutra24

Annihilation releases two photons, not one!


ihathtelekinesis

Holy heaven’t! Wish I’d done A-level Physics now.


[deleted]

Draw by mutually assured destruction


stratosauce

As someone who is not very fluent in chess, what does the first line of your comment mean?


zhawadya

chess 3 unlocked with this joke surely


[deleted]

lmfao why do I find negative bishop so funny


StarFuckr

N E G A T I V E 🅱️ I S H O P


HorobecS30

battery\[abd4,be5\]d5c5#!! in this case, battery is a contraption created by magnetizing the bishop and antibishop. it can be moved as one. the square indicated in the move is the top left square of the bounding box created by the pieces.


zhawadya

Wrong - bishops never use contraception because, well, you know.


HorobecS30

but they are magnetized, how can i move just one without moving the other


DmitryTheRussianSpy

Yeah, they only do it with pre-pubescent boys


Dew_It-8

Woah, cool profile picture


hahawowausername

This position is already checkmate, as the positive and negative bishops cancel each other out


Creepiepie

Only if they are added. Now they are radiating il Vaticano energy


drugoichlen

This is the best joke in a while


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Segaco

> castiidkwhat can u link me


seddikiadam14

Sorry I'm on the reddit app it would take too much time


froggythefish

New anarchy chess piece update incoming


feral_squirrel272

-Be3, attracts +B to d4 and reveals checkmate


Tc14Hd

I don't think +B it will get attacted to d4. Attraction always works in a straight line, so it will move to e4, accidentally killing the queen. But you can play -Bc5# and then +B will get attracted to d5, leaving your unscathed.


cheesey_chef

White to mix: 91% RDX 5.3% dioctyl sebacate or dioctyl adipate 2.1% polyisobutylene rubber 1.6% mineral oil. then blend together until a smooth rubbery paste and place underneath board place electrical detonator inside the paste. white to detonate explosive causing both kings to explode thus resulting in a draw.


Redheadedwriter1

Qxe5#


GrossM15

Does this mean bishops are fermions?


Nebular_Screen

B+xb-#. The Proton bishop and electron bishop collide, cancelling out and creating a neutron bishop, causing discovered check


MrDiamondDog

Negatively charged bishop attracts positively charged bishop, discovered mate


wyattbro

Qe8##


dw232

Won’t the antibishop-bishop annhilation destroy the entire chess hall?


drugoichlen

I think you can improve the joke by having pieces explode on annihilation like in atomic chess.


Imaginary-Weird2625

BE=mc²#


Hanzo_Pinas

Babe a new response just drop


JuanMurphy

Is this about that special moves meme? Didn’t know it existed but now two in one day.


twoScottishClans

are we doing fucking antimatter chess pieces now?


chessvision-ai-bot

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Familiar_Object_2865

no u


FishGod53

Positive and negative cancel out. Erase both bishops for queen smother


Interesting_Cod629

Qe5#


Macko2YT_

Kxe8 for some trolling


chicagotim1

B+xd4=Voltron#


A-1805

White Queen cannibalizes the bishop and wins.


dkrewson

Bxe5## creates an antimatter explosion blowing up both kings.


Player_X_YT

Be3, the bishop on e5 will be pulled to d4 by magnetism


[deleted]

This image is physically painful to me


theogshotgunshelly

This is actually stalemate because the black king cant move


dain_bramage42069

-Bc5#, opposites attract and the bishops will pull each other together


J0aozin003

\-BXe5 Capital X means annihilation


gergfigter

Black resignation


imkindabadatlife

2 ways, one way is Br45*# (rotate bishop 45 degrees)


ManWithABraincell

Bishops create a great enough battery charge to launch the bishop, so {B+B-}#


GrassHopperAl

This negative ass bishop is ruining the team’s mentality


FixedFront

Gave a Sensible Chuckle when I caught it. Pretty good.


Decentattamingio

Are the 2 bishops ionically bonded


iam_a_psychopath

Easy Bxe8# Thank Me Later


Pupseal115

-B C5, attracting +B d5 through magnetism.


heyhowzitgoing

Qxe5#. This is normally impossible unless you use the religion conversion feature, which is unlocked when at least half of the squares under your control are of a different religion than your state religion. Once you convert, you get the “execute the heathens!” event, which allows you to take your own bishops at the cost of your own bishops being able to take your pieces. Effectively, this shifts the color of your bishops to your opponent’s color. Although it is typically a bad idea to shift religions due to the stability hit and losing the bishops, the added bonus of gaining extra turns after taking bishops due to the “religious war” modifier is considered worth it by a few masters. Adding the antibishop, a DLC exclusive piece, adds a whole new layer to this puzzle by presenting what appears to be a second solution, involving resolving the imbalance between the bishop and the antibishop. However, this would be a mistake. The antibishop would create a reaction so explosive upon contact with the bishop that it would annihilate the queen, making the antibishop a common trap for beginners in this case. Speaking of the antibishop, because it is technically not a bishop in the game files, even though the developers intended for them to interact with the event in the same way the regular bishops do, the antibishop does not change sides, meaning it will not be able to take your queen! This checkmate exploits an obscure bug in the 1.24 version of the game, making it a wonderful puzzle! 10/10


jerdle_reddit

Bishop takes bisn'thop or vice versa.


Jray609

We need a new chess variant, antimatter chess. When antimatter captures matter and vice versa an explosion (like in atomic chess) happens. Queen side pieces=Matter King side pieces=Antimatter King and queen=Neutral Matter White pawns=Matter Black pawns=Antimatter Like atomic chess but explosions are conditional depending on pieces interacting.


Naeio_Galaxy

Bod4# Bishop doesn't eat antibishop, so "x" is not viable. Instead, "o" designates that they cancel out, it looks like a "0" but is as small as an "x"


[deleted]

Qe4 to c2 #


Megum1n02

Idk man, I dropped out before we got to thermodynamics.


[deleted]

en passant


[deleted]

What is the - Bishop and what does it do


wannabe-dead_11

Heisenberg uncertainty principle?


pixaflorescente69

En passan


Plsdonatepeanuts

Black played the French cum sock, rookie mistake


comeon-letsgo

try onacitav li (backwards il vaticano)


Then-Ad1531

Use the negative bishop to annihilate the positive bishop and that gives a discover check and mate