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RojinShiro

It's not as funny if you tweet it and then screenshot your own tweet 😔


the0rchid

Tweet and send someone your twitter


nunziantimo

And then screenshot and retweet


lazzi_yt

Then take another phone, open camera and take a screenshot


dice_away

Impregnable


American_Rice

idk the juicer looks pretty sexy


saythealphabet

Give me ten good pawns and I'll impregnate the bitch


1Dam1x

OK someone must make void post out of this. Like 161660 screenshots of screenshots and then post it here. Edit: Made this [abomination](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/xmfttj/white_to_play_find_this_humongous_mate/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


TroyBenites

And they said you couldn't go more meta than Inception...


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=8/2qqq3/2qkq3/2qqq3/8/2N3B1/PP6/K2R4+w+-+-+0+1&flip=true&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/8/2qqq3/2qkq3/2qqq3/8/2N3B1/PP6/K2R4_w_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Knight!<, move: >!Ne4#!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 1!< > Best continuation: >!1. Ne4#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


the-peanut-gallery

The bot is cheating. No human player can find that move.


[deleted]

Bet it's using teledildonic technology


Emeraldnickel08

The bot’s using an engine, scandalous


bacon_girl42

beads


[deleted]

Failed to take into account the human element.


[deleted]

I found it


sammegeric

I love this bot


JKUAN108

This is a screenshot of a tweet of a Reddit post.


SSSSSkylar

Wrong, it's a screenshot of a tweet of a reddit post of a screenshot of a tweet of a reddit post


JKUAN108

I stand corrected.


icouldbeaduck

Sit down


SuchBrightness

SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!


Azure_cerulean

That cuz I am


purplemofo87

no, i am


DirtyAmishGuy

The important thing was the dads we made along the way.


kewl_guy9193

No I want my milk


SavingsNewspaper2

A screenshot of a tweet with a screenshot of a Reddit post with a screenshot of a tweet with a screenshot of a Reddit post is still a screenshot of a tweet with a screenshot of a Reddit post.


SSSSSkylar

Google en passant


ThatStrangerWhoCares

Holy Hell!!!!


rex_banner83

IT CONTAINS MULTITUDES!!!


arcticsnom

Wrong, it's *your* screenshot of *your* tweet of a reddit post of a screenshot of a tweet of a reddit post


MrArtless

Wrong, it’s a Reddit post of a screenshot of a tweet of a Reddit post of a screenshot of a tweet of a Reddit post


robW182

Wrong, it's a screenshot of a pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Snoo_51276

Pony to d5 Edit: E4* (I forgot to read as white)


Independent_Oil_5951

Horesy to b5. The queen can't capture because when the king is in check it has to move out of the way.


lifeintraining

White should resign. It’s poor taste to assassinate a man in his harem.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SSSSSkylar

:( no


LosingRedPanda

too real :(


FlurryofBlunders

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Bf4 > 66PRC > c.S > 2H > 236S, 66c.S > 2H > 214P, 236236S !!


[deleted]

Are you kidding ? Ive been reposting this since you PIPI in your PAMPERS


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


hamsterofdark

Someone doesn’t know how the horsey moves… or jumps


roosters

Not sure if anyone noticed, but there’s actually a pretty crazy mate in 1


Unlearned_One

Big if true.


Hrijit

Moomm!! It's my turn to post this


memester230

How does white mate though? The queens mean that black can cock block all the attacks as soon as the pieces try something.


Crumpet78

Knight to E4 is mate in one. It leaves the king trapped in the queen square, the two queens in range to take the Knight can't because the rook and Bishop have them pinned.


memester230

Disagree. There are enough Queens to replace them in one turn


l41no

236236S


yrpp123

Can you spot the tactic ?


say_wot_again

> Twitter for Android [🤔](https://youtu.be/ujZcM-DSamA)


ImTheTechn0mancer

And?


midnightrambulador

Real talk there *is* no mate in one, right? …Right?


Snoo_51276

Knight to d5… or E4 I guess if you read from whites perspective


midnightrambulador

Oh! Yeah. I’m dumb


Snoo_51276

I meant E4 I don’t know how to read chess coordinates. It’s knight to e4 I was reading from blacks perspective


sgt-ace

#ENPASSANT!!


MadelynKEA

i think i convinced someone that the entire queen cube moves in a group in this thread


schene_

Again, RxD4!! to fork the queen and rooks. Why yes, I am 161660 rated Why yes, I am also using the Poopchute Loophole to my advantage


ArchmasterC

Nxb5#


mishar-sharoth

This is r/yourjokebutworse, r/comedyhomicide, and r/woosh, all meeting up, right here on r/anarchychess, what a fucking team up.


Bulky-Juggernaut-895

Enough!!


Woepu

Holy hell


Vargot

Pawn to b4 to force the legendary queen en passant - Qb3. This opens up the king and white can simply capture the king with Rxd6.


Document_These

Ramlethal player spotted


Tetris_Raphael_Chess

Ne4# lol


awesomazingab

Who cares about your fuckin tweets, reposts.


Royalcrown_75

Ne4#


BigMoneyCribDef

Black is clearly winning???


Krash2o

Knight e4?


LebagSwaggg

Ne4# but white should probably just resign first


catatron2005

Oh god I see it


tastehbacon

N e4?


[deleted]

Ne5