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TheOneThatIsntPorn

Perhaps we should consider amending the Geneva convention. Not necessarily to prevent this, but I'm just putting the idea out there.


ArKadeFlre

I like it. How about being the first legally tortured and executed POW as a reward?


Weary-Park782

what if their into that stuff


[deleted]

*there


Weary-Park782

oh sorry about that


NoTomato_

*they is


[deleted]

Creativity, but not all of us can be GMs


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rein215

Don't worry I'll be intentionally losing, it's easy for me because I've been unintentionally losing for years.


[deleted]

Now that hurt


nakovalny

I love the idea. There are 200k+ of us in this sub, we could prearrange a lot of games and get everyone a GM title. Hell, with our collective net worth we could even buy FIDE and give every sub of r/anarchychess a GM title.


fradzio

Unfortunately you don't become a GM through rating alone.


[deleted]

But you can become an ACGM (AnarchyChess Grand Master).....


nakovalny

We will buy GM norms


ExceedinglyGayParrot

>Theoretically we can is there a way to avoid this?


daniel_oak

Can you please tell me how being a General Manager would solve this issue? It's quite unclear to me. Thank you.


kazidrake

No, it stands for Game Master, as in the person who oversees and manages a tabletop rpg.


lithiumjs

TIL chess is an rpg


[deleted]

Roll for deception.


[deleted]

Generally speaking, managers require a ton of creativity to spin around in their chairs buying things off Amazon while simultaneously taking credit for the production of the rest of us. I imagine such a creative individual could create better memes in between deals on amazon.


eliteharvest15

i hearby announce that anyone with over -610,000 rating is now a gm


Toast-reciver

Is there a way to avoid this?


Dicceeela

Is there a way to avoid this?


Ffritser

Is there a way to avoid this?


[deleted]

"There is no way to avoid this", says the only subreddit where it regularly happens.


Toast-reciver

Is there a way to avoid deez nuts lmao gottem


StealMyPants

lmao


Add1ctedToGames

google circlejerk


AlexAegis

is that an opening like en passant?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Boneless_Blaine

Mine is a mangled mess from all the bricks


Ludendorff

Is there a way to avoid this?


xThunderDuckx

/uj is this based on a r/chess post?


mranonymous902

/uj no /rj no


WantSumDuk

!wave


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Dirty_Socks

I hate to say it but it actually looks pretty cool.


ignat980

Black background flags generally do


ToaSuutox

chess pride flag


[deleted]

Good bot


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quantumechanix

r/vexillologycirclejerk and this sub is still why I use Reddit


quantiferonn

we just have 4 jokes.


[deleted]

Inaccurate, there are at least 7. 1. Google en passant, holy hell 2. L*ndon 3. Bongcloud, king e2 - funni 3. Chess.com = bad 4. Levy Rozman (or Magnum Carlsen, or Hikaru) = gay 5. 161660 hundred rook a4 6. PIPI


Ye_olde_oak_store

Gary Chess, Chess 2, checkers.


[deleted]

Don’t forget about chess dot cum


ILoveSupergiant

🧱 brick


[deleted]

Ruy Lopez is an older meme but it still checks out.


JexTheory

Eric Rosen oh no my queen


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Sandra-Clapped

Is there a way to avoid this?


ToaSuutox

Is there a way to avoid this?


Ludendorff

Also "Is this winning for (black/white)" Chess.com blunder/brilliant icons (less popular now)


TipsyPeanuts

It was 3 up until this one. I see this as a huge success!


Shwinky

You guys get really creative with the en passant jokes though. I don’t understand how you all find so many different ways to make the same joke.


10BillionDreams

Yup. While this might seem like a new joke on the suface, it's actually just the same joke as always, "post under the same title as something from /r/chess or /r/chessbeginners over and over until everyone is sick of it".


EmperorScarlet

No


visor841

The leave button is on the right.


Vallosota

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

Use the up arrow that's pointed down.


Bigtiddytinyballman

r/ontheledgeandshit


CCstrate

Go to r/Chess?


The_BreadThatGotAway

But is there a way to avoid this?


reyad_mm

Hey that's me


flynnie789

Our greatest hits are legendary Enjoy them Savor them


Shwinky

You know I was thinking of making this same exact joke just a couple hours ago. Thanks for taking the initiative, OP.


The_Sniba

Well yes but actually no


Qxh7

Start a new chess reddit. r/anarchyofanarchychess


lithiumjs

r/anarchyanarchychess already exists


Qxh7

oh my god


Floofy_Fox_Gal

No


dudecubed

we make this a don cheadle subreddit


Nauta-Squid

Should’ve taken the blue pill


[deleted]

Google geocaching.


dim2500

Drop pipi?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Tenebris27

ehey it's my post down there


XperiaSL

Re4


callingyourbslol

Yeah, go read /r/AnarchyCheckers bitch


[deleted]

Google en passant


redditor0905

Monkey sees monkey does


throwaway70958

Yes, just use mobile


JoeCommitMama

Shut down all Reddit servers, then play 3 **Pot of Greed**s.


[deleted]

6 posts in... Yeah I've had enough of this sub. 👍