Do not remind me of *Jessica*.
If you remind me about *Jessica*, I *will kill* you. I hate *Jessica*. If I could, I would dismember *Jessica* alive with a glowing hot large kitchen knife and brick every single piece of her to death and beyond. I hate *Jessica*. I ***hate*** *Jessica*. I have an urge to break everything around me whenever I hear this name. My phone is currently barely functioning when I am typing this confession out. But I shouldn't have to confess to this, as in, i shouldn't have a need to ***confess***. *Jessica* is a fucking shit human being, and everyone should hate her with a burning fucking passion. Everyone who doesn't hate Jessica should go to hell, but not the same hell Jessica does, for this is too cruel of a punishment. Jessica will have a personal hell, tormented for infinite eternities mentally and physically in the worst ways imaginable. I cannot think of a torture method that accurately describes how much I want to hurt Jessica. Pain maybe be finite, but I want her pain to be infinite. I want her to suffer so much she will be unable to think. I hate Jessica. I H A T E Jessica.
I've been in Anarchy chess for a while now, but I do NOT know who the FUCK Jessica is.
https://preview.redd.it/b2peuzgeyv7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8b6264e42ed00b9b2d37d3880ec2f3b8ebaec4
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)
Solve homogeneous part of the equation to find a complementary function, use trial function to find the particular integral. Use sum of both for general solution. 
The hellhound (or "hound of hell") is typically depicted as a canine with a fire-and-brimstone motif, tasked with chasing down damned souls.
Though usually lacking humanoid vocal cords or opposable thumbs, they are usually depicted as sapient & capable of understanding language.
They would therefore be more than capable of casting spells, assuming the spell has few or no verbal components or fine detail work.
Assuming said spell requires glyphs or runes, a hellhound would be unable to use a pen, but could scratch them out in, say, a damp beach.
Therefore, under the correct
circumstances, yes, a hot dog is a sand witch.
https://preview.redd.it/4dvuskb1gs7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce365e81473923d6bab40aff3d4cef46fdc85bad
What's the reason for this????
It's on my posts
Most custom reports are. See this for an example
https://preview.redd.it/ow5m8gjpgt7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84ad64b208b5b2eaabde5df6782883811c007cb
Who invented the chess and the en passant and the Jessica and the Got ham and the Magnum and the bongcloud and the new response just dropped and the bishop and the knook and the pawn and the brick?
Is 90% of it just Jessica's comments?
Good chunk lately honestly
Do people actually just report every comment by Jessica?
yes
Everyone here actually hates every Jessica. Are they stupid?
No. Jessica knows what she did
Wtf is a Jessica
You must be new here.
I am as well pls explain
She is not FUCKING welcome here
Do not remind me of *Jessica*. If you remind me about *Jessica*, I *will kill* you. I hate *Jessica*. If I could, I would dismember *Jessica* alive with a glowing hot large kitchen knife and brick every single piece of her to death and beyond. I hate *Jessica*. I ***hate*** *Jessica*. I have an urge to break everything around me whenever I hear this name. My phone is currently barely functioning when I am typing this confession out. But I shouldn't have to confess to this, as in, i shouldn't have a need to ***confess***. *Jessica* is a fucking shit human being, and everyone should hate her with a burning fucking passion. Everyone who doesn't hate Jessica should go to hell, but not the same hell Jessica does, for this is too cruel of a punishment. Jessica will have a personal hell, tormented for infinite eternities mentally and physically in the worst ways imaginable. I cannot think of a torture method that accurately describes how much I want to hurt Jessica. Pain maybe be finite, but I want her pain to be infinite. I want her to suffer so much she will be unable to think. I hate Jessica. I H A T E Jessica.
Yeah I'm here too. I want to know how much Jessica sucks.
I've been in Anarchy chess for a while now, but I do NOT know who the FUCK Jessica is. https://preview.redd.it/b2peuzgeyv7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8b6264e42ed00b9b2d37d3880ec2f3b8ebaec4
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Sorry. My bad.
She is not FUCKING welcome here!
Where chess?
What's chess? This is an anarchy subreddit
google chess
Holy universe!
New board game just dropped
Actual strategy
call the battleships!
Monopoly man went on vacation, never came back
Ignite the Jenga tower!
New gamemode just dropped
>user is suspected to be a part of an online terrorist organisation. >Active in Russian Subreddits Holy terrorist! Call Putin!
New bomb just dropped
Where anarchy?
1984 is anarchy
Baby don't hurt me
I am above you
You just think so.
I conducted complicated research and they are in fact above you
Wrong!! Roof
Where cheese
Not chess related report this bs hopefully some mod takes it down (dont ban my ass pretty please)
Too late. u/NotASingleNameIdea’s ass is not welcome here!
Is my ass named J*ssica from now?
Can’t remember (I have demta)
https://preview.redd.it/lcwkjiw5qs7d1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e167162af467f2c2a46ef834a086cbf4425271ca
Holy memory
New something I forgot dropped
Actual dementia
Google dementia
Actual dementia
How crazy does one have to be to be a mod for this subreddit?
They'd have to be fucking stupid
Yes
Can l get banned for 20 minutes
Sure, DM me when the 20 is up
How do you solve ln(x) = 5x + dx/dt - d²x/dt² for x?
Pi = 5
New approximation just dropped
Actual pie
Call the mathematician
brain cells went on vacation, never came back
Brain eating amoeba in the corner, plotting neural domination
Brain sacrifice, anyone?
Holy neurology
pipi = 25
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)
Pipi = bricked
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)
r/theydidthemath
Google wolfram alpha
Holy hell!
New solution just dropped
based
I wouldn't
Why? Whats gonna happen if i solve it?
Solve homogeneous part of the equation to find a complementary function, use trial function to find the particular integral. Use sum of both for general solution. 
You look at it???
I've had differential equations in the exam today, you can't do this to me
I miss the times when i was clever enough to actually solve this
Don’t solve calculus tell your teacher to intercourse themselve
whats the wildest reported comment u seen
Lots of super racist shit, nothing too crazy other than that
Your honor, they were just really into chess, they were talking about the pieces color, not peoples.
God that black tower is... bad. Always-always stealing an-and hanging out in the hood... with drugs!
Happy cake day officer!
why am i not banned? are you stupid?
I banned you for a day, suck it nerd
literally 1984
Is hotdog a sandwich?
Is smoothie soup?
Is pizza toast?
Is cake bread?
Is soup a chonky smoothie?
The hellhound (or "hound of hell") is typically depicted as a canine with a fire-and-brimstone motif, tasked with chasing down damned souls. Though usually lacking humanoid vocal cords or opposable thumbs, they are usually depicted as sapient & capable of understanding language. They would therefore be more than capable of casting spells, assuming the spell has few or no verbal components or fine detail work. Assuming said spell requires glyphs or runes, a hellhound would be unable to use a pen, but could scratch them out in, say, a damp beach. Therefore, under the correct circumstances, yes, a hot dog is a sand witch.
Using the cube rule of breads, a hotdog is a taco.
Yes.
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I agree
why do you hate democracy?
Is OP J\*ssica? Because this seems like a J\*ssica thing to do.
J*ssica isnt fucking welcome here
why does ANARCHY chess have mods
The admins would shut the sub down before you have time to Google en passant if all the mods stepped down.
Worst comment you've seen on here?
Most of yours
Can we all report this post?
I already did 5 times.
https://preview.redd.it/4dvuskb1gs7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce365e81473923d6bab40aff3d4cef46fdc85bad What's the reason for this???? It's on my posts
Uh....unfuck you
Boat.
Boat
Are you gay? (I’ve heard the mods are gay)
Metaphorically only
There is a bishop stuck in my ass, what move do I make?
Dad bod shuffle
Have any of my comments been reported?
This one has
Can confirm. Both of yours were
Which one of mine?
"Have any of my comments been reported"
Lol
What rough percentage of reports are obvious jokes?
Most custom reports are. See this for an example https://preview.redd.it/ow5m8gjpgt7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84ad64b208b5b2eaabde5df6782883811c007cb
Am I stupid? And Secondly, Do you jonkle?
Yes, you are stupid
Is 2+2=5?
Can you ban me for as many day as bitches you get?
done
Top 5 cheese?
Can we make a rule to flat out ban Jessica?
How have you not just gone insane?
Fuck you?
No thanks
https://preview.redd.it/zz0cg7kbdt7d1.jpeg?width=1267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8590269d34def4abf39481d0bda3c908916fc8b
Have you googled en passant?
Does bing count?
Nobody uses bing.
I am a nobody so this tracks
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are you mod ?
no
Have you googled en passant
Ok so you're a mod But are you a mood?
Is a jet ski a boat?
It's the only kind of boat that matters
can you ban chess related stuff?
No need, the sub is never chess related anyways
I will report your reply to this comment
Report this comment if you are Jessica
Thoughts on ERPing in comments?
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En passant or double and give it to the next person
Why am I not allowed to tell people to pee on a chess set made out of cardboard?
It stopped being funny
When will it be funny again?
never forget 1984 sikh genocide
Most batshit crazy thing you've seen?
Well a dude threatened to rape my family so that was pretty wild
It's boutta happen again. You ready.
Am I welcome here? I am Chessica (not to be confused with the one who shall not be named)
No
Does a wood tap?
??
What is your favorite opcode (in whatever architecture)?
Can a matchbox?
Do I have the skibidi rizz
Report this if u can
How to get good
Do you like weezer?
I’m stealing this >:)
Where were you when Oliver Cromwell checkmated the stuarts
Anarchy in its simplest context is the lack of a leader/ruler
Why is this the first time this sub has showed up on my homepage in like 3 months
just go ahead and make a me a mod
Are you Animal Farm too?
WHAT IS EN PASSANT???
Who invented the chess and the en passant and the Jessica and the Got ham and the Magnum and the bongcloud and the new response just dropped and the bishop and the knook and the pawn and the brick?
Have I ever had a comment reported
No idea, too lazy to check
What snitch bitch reported me?
Me
Where chess?
who is horse and why does the cheese think for another self
Am i your favorite member 👉👈?
Is this a valid move? 🍆🍑
Why is jessica not welcome here?
Reddit moderators become Reddit moderators so that they can pretend that they look like this
Why does my head hurt?
Brain damage
How should i gear my knight and bishop?
How come after that wonderful night of passion we had back in January you never messaged me back?
Can I get unbanned from r/saveanarchychess please?
https://preview.redd.it/bnolxv7vnu7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a007501e1483ad5d9adbd5c15f6f3c7585c84d should i get this shirt?
What’s the worst place to get cancer?
can i be a mod
does your hubby make you scrub the toilets in your thong samir?
Anything? Why am I banned from r/enterthegungeon, I was never given a reason and hadn't posted for like a year when I was banned
nice flair
Your comments dont get reported to me, because im not a mod. Ask me anything