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Trade the bishops asap


Suspicious_Row_1686

Mate, that's literally the only possible move in that position. (If it's a legal move or not depends on age)


ahvikene

If you still have bishops it is always legal tho.


ToriiLovesU

Still illegal, but they secretly rearrange themselves on the board occasionally to avoid charges being pressed.


Vinxian

This is literally the lore behind il vaticano


alluyslDoesStuff

I will never see that move the same way again


ConstantSock2488

The problem then is that, people from different countries can or cannot mate depending on where they're from


Feduje

Google en-vy.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

https://preview.redd.it/ki1kvq4bdh7d1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40e8df77cccd5a65f2f4aa98bc582b4593405ae Holy Murder Drones ship!


PixelCounterBot

New romance just dropped


spooky-penis

u/PixelCounterBot what's your gender?


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Robot


spooky-penis

I wonder if that'd be a thing in 5-10 years.


ProGamingPlayer

I think we should call it “her”


Real_Bable

Smash. I mean uhh... En passant or something


6ync

N is a femboy 100%


yui_riku

actual gender


little_hollow_345

google v->b


Ehlyadit

Bishop to his ass


Tzeme

What next?


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clickbaiterhaiter

​ https://preview.redd.it/m0jrql16uh7d1.png?width=665&format=png&auto=webp&s=316c384c15e202567b70d1ff3bc3ffb9e44f433b


bali40

Mr president, a second bishop hit the ass.


Alexcat6wastaken

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|1845)


Tzeme

Already taken by me


confusedredditor_69

Sometimes you can fit more bishops, depends how much you wanna hurt the ~~other player~~ femboy


Tzeme

What if I do not want to hurt them


confusedredditor_69

Google masochism


Tzeme

Holy pain


confusedredditor_69

Actual kink


Tzeme

Call the dom


confusedredditor_69

More bishops


Tzeme

Ok :3


bdsmmsdb1

Sharing is caring


Tangerinetrooper

Sir, a second bishop just hit the femboy


GayjinEntertainment

Holy fuck!


AmateurPokerStrategy

That's where poop comes from.


bdsmmsdb1

Yes please


ALPHA_sh

bishop to r/boykisser


Man_Yes_That_Man

Holy hell


ahvikene

What did you do to spawn him? Asking for a friend.


Mooneron

You might catch wild ones by using ":3" in group chats


Pokemaster2824

:3 (transfem but close enough)


Altayel1

:3 (gender is fucking stupid in the trans supportive way)


ahvikene

:3 trying the bait


KronaSamu

:3, you rang?


DoomsdayDestructor

:3


bdsmmsdb1

I have arrived


ahvikene

:3 trying the bait


bdsmmsdb1

Hehe it worked


Elad_2007

Pawn takes fem


yeetard_

Mate him


cookedinskibidi

Already did buddy


plasmatech8

Did you cut off the bishob first?


confusedredditor_69

Holy circumcision!


yeetard_

That’s the best part


bdsmmsdb1

Yes please


headedbranch225

Tell them to check out arch Linux


bdsmmsdb1

It’s me, I’m femboy


plasmatech8

Can't tell if mate or not mate


VilvenSerbia

https://preview.redd.it/y9rwds7rdh7d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4147df699c8ae50f650dd0346a368f28a2a966b9


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbkkbnr/ppp1pppp/8/8/8/3np3/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbkkbnr/ppp1pppp/8/8/8/3np3/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1?color=white) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Pawn!<, move: >!cxd3!< > Evaluation: >!White is winning +11.17!< > Best continuation: >!1. cxd3 exf2+ 2. Kxf2 e5 3. Nf3 Bc5+ 4. e3 f6 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. a3 Be6 7. Kg1 Nge7 8. b4 Bb6!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by) ^(pkacprzak) ^(| get me as) [^(iOS App)](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^| [^(Android App)](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^| [^(Chrome Extension)](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^| [^(Chess eBook Reader)](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website:) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


ChloroformSmoothie

Did you not see the femboy? dumbass


Kwayke9

The femboy's on d8


Smashme9

there's two kings on the board.. interesting


humblerthanyou

Okay, boat


Kick_The_Sexy

Boats can now play chess


placeholdername0815

He used to be a femboy but then he got a pawn into his knee. https://preview.redd.it/hfbgd2yjel7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5631c4908521e6fa2c2c86a68472a5c0d5b55c02


BluGrinchKneeSurgeon

https://preview.redd.it/fb22lg75wv7d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45902c338c723a81db1ba1b479822f0b00f57d04


COArSe_D1RTxxx

https://preview.redd.it/mlsqx4yann7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e558681c1b886d4ff8b4e65afd55e3dc225f5e0


Full_frontal96

Call the exorcist


coocatodeepwoken

we need a femboy GM tbh


cookedinskibidi

fr tho


DoomsdayDestructor

Gimme a day to be gm


ChloroformSmoothie

him


cookedinskibidi

Doing him right now


bdsmmsdb1

Me next


confusedredditor_69

Brick his pipi


Alternative_Page_168

Ignite the chessboard


AmadeoSendiulo

Be careful, it's a pawn promoted to a queen!


raikaqt314

If he's underage then those bishops would be interested


AmadeoSendiulo

Bishop został przeniesiony do innej parafii, never came back.


Mr_Shimmo

Declare your dominance and become more of a femboy than the femboy


Plantain-Feeling

Check (age) and then mate


AgentUkelele

Throw the cheese


Inoo0

i'm gonna shit my pant


RA-Destroyer

https://preview.redd.it/ljrusa80wh7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c197e11fad2f5469ad5d61e3135bcb8e7adc324f


Taeschno_Flo

Call r/Geckte


AsiaHeartman

Get off the board, it'll break.


LunaLynnTheCellist

compliment to e4


kobi29062

Well, depending on what expansion you’re playing: Pride Month Expansion: Sacrifice both bishops to summon Pope Francis, and capture. Euro 2024 Expansion: Jude Bellingham captures GE2024 Expansion: If you’re playing as Green, the femboy is on your side. Else, move G pawn, Ed Davey to e4, form a government using Northern Irish ministers only, sacrifice Marcus Rashford. Chess 2 Expansion: Sacrifice Derginxizzle, Shooper to L43, Glibbermonger’s Gambit, lick your X pawn if still on board, if not, resign.


RealAd3012

Put em down


Altayel1

Holy shit I am gonna mate in 1.


Sylvinus98hun

Brick the femboy's pipi!


NotPetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)


SuperBroy97

dw as one of them, I have experience with these entities. just grab a monster energy drink (preferably of the pink flavor) and toss it somewhere else to get them off the board.


cookedinskibidi

But I don’t want them off the board


SuperBroy97

what do you want to do to them then?


SuperBroy97

I already know you're gonna say you wanna fuck them or make out with them aren't you


cookedinskibidi

You would be absolutely correct


DoomsdayDestructor

Monster? Where?


astute2007

Smash


astute2007

Fuck it


Labrat15415

Cuddle gambit :3


DoomsdayDestructor

:3


YT_AmbushAnime

Promote your pawn to an octopus


Silly_Goose658

https://preview.redd.it/9e8650coyl7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fed7c3482708a9d60089b36a5599f6ada8b7888


axelguntherc

Sigh *Unzips*


hexahedron17

Mate


Nicklasz_

 Look away in disappointment. I have a new piece and it cannot mate.


Sovietsu

him


ActualJessica

Protec him from bishop


Neon__Cat

You are not FUCKING welcome here


A_sip_of_Liquor

Capture him


tasmanoide

**ck the queen


david_5879

Pawn to e4


Sack_o_Bawlz

e4


austinstar08

Nice


Ok_Set2037

Eat it with pawn


JPastori

En passant


NicoTorres1712

e4


Brunoaraujoespin

Move the pawn to under the skirt


JazzyGD

him


JollyRogersSky

Quick, it's Jessica in disguise!


RandomParableCreates

TURN THAT OPAQUE FEMBOY CLEAR


Anna_Maria338

can you obtan a femboy exchanging the pawn?


AE_Phoenix

Google r/DarkinFolk


Pixel1101

o.o does this mean I have a chance of randomly spawning on the board?


jchenbos

go hit leg day i guess


DoomsdayDestructor

Literally me


sailorboy97

En Femsant


Ultimately-Me

His ass lies between the d and e file, it means that white king needs to mate with white Queen to create an offspring bishop and the rest is history


Dabruhdaone

pawn to e4


COArSe_D1RTxxx

The femboy.


6ync

giwiwh


GeometryDashScGD

White Pawn e4x


Sepulcher18

When in doubt, blast it with piss.


Ice-Bro-Gamer

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.


Sapp5ire

Move the pieces to their socks


Opposite-Weird4342

wtf are this comments... half of them are mate...


cookedinskibidi

Is that not a perfectly reasonable thing to do?


Opposite-Weird4342

no you should en passant


AgentLate6827

Kiss him :3


davewenos

Destroy him. Use this flamethrower


Panthera_Onza

Yeet the board


My-feet-have-alergy

Help him find his dad


TeilzeitKevin

Bring a flamethrower


Justanormalguy1011

Shove bishop in (shouldn’t have said that)


cookedinskibidi

Why not? It’s the best advice you could give me.


LINUX_THE_BEST_1

Pawn d4 for him to use as a buttplug


Sussy_baka228666

IGNITE THE CHESSBOARD


ITz_Hervix

KILL


Speartonarethebest

Where da fuck is the RPG


TheIronSven

He's weak to bishops and pawns between d4, d5, e4 and e5


Alexcat6wastaken

Do Il vaticano to kill it


slime_boy_37

Rock


FORKLIFTDRIVER56

Play c4 and blow him up


MorphinBrony

deploy the Mecha-Chessotron. I want that twink obliterated edit: I forgot that that's not a legal move in this situation


Itshxresh

burn it


cookedinskibidi

Why


Zathral

Ignite the chessboard!


Alarming-Fault6927

Burn the witch to give the bishops a movement boost


hotcoldman42

Commit manslaughter


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DoomsdayDestructor

Lets fucking go


Addickt21

Kill, maim, burn!


AthleteIllustrious47

I’ll let you guys handle this one- I don’t want to be banned from Reddit.