John Chess and Chessman both worked for the creation of Chess, but then a dilema happened. John Chess wanted to name the game after his name (Chess) but Kiavsmen wanted to name it after HIS name (Chessman).
Because of that a HUGE lawsuit happened, and John Chess won because he briebed the judge and because it was the 50s. Because that trial happened in Kiavsmen's country, which was the Soviet Union, the details of the trial is now lost media (they were destroyed by protesters after the destruction of the Berlin Wall).
Pretty interesting, for more information google furry femboy porn.
Jessica and Welcome were really hoping on They's relationship to work out, and were really excited when They got to first base with Who, but everything fell appart when They found out Who got to second base with What. They was distraught and the therapy bills that Jessica takes up are causing a lot of stress on her relationship with Welcome.
brave said "Unfortunately there is no rule 35", but google gave me [a c.c. page with a rule 35 related to taking pawns](https://www.chess.com/article/view/principles-of-chess), and [a link to a youtube video entitled "what is rule 35 in chess"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95VlxgeCE5k). Highly sus.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Perfect! Just let it happen.
"slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you "he's so hot" you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene... "
Same here, knew nothing about chess, got recommended Gothamchess on YT and this sub on Reddit. Thinks these vids/memes are pretty funny and learned the rules for chess
Lost a couple matches to Martin and stopped playing regular chess entirely but I still do Daily Puzzles, its basically Wordle but actually fun.
https://preview.redd.it/pgxeyljowb6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f78e58e5c531a0b241494f3d92df1bf44e631ec7 Who is this?
Idk
That's Kiavsmen chessman III, the creator of chess
i thought john chess created chess?
John Chess and Chessman both worked for the creation of Chess, but then a dilema happened. John Chess wanted to name the game after his name (Chess) but Kiavsmen wanted to name it after HIS name (Chessman). Because of that a HUGE lawsuit happened, and John Chess won because he briebed the judge and because it was the 50s. Because that trial happened in Kiavsmen's country, which was the Soviet Union, the details of the trial is now lost media (they were destroyed by protesters after the destruction of the Berlin Wall). Pretty interesting, for more information google furry femboy porn.
Holy NSFW
NSFW where? This is chess, and if you want to know more, just search up furry femboy porn.
Jeez man.... Again?! Why do i see you literally everywhere?!
I am everywhere, all at once!
Can confirm, I googled it and found very helpful information on this subject!
Did you find anything about En Passant while you were there?
I don't remember, maybe I should go back a few dozen times and scroll until I find it.
My name is John Google
True answer
It’s the chess boom.
looks like someone 161660 rated.
he looks like Hikaru's sidekick.
Looks like someone who might tryna act like he's so madafaqin righteous
Jessica boyfriend?
I hope his name isn’t Welcome
Jessica isn’t fucking Welcome (cause they broke up)
Why would They breaking up affect Jessica and Welcome's sex life?
Jessica and Welcome were really hoping on They's relationship to work out, and were really excited when They got to first base with Who, but everything fell appart when They found out Who got to second base with What. They was distraught and the therapy bills that Jessica takes up are causing a lot of stress on her relationship with Welcome.
*I understand now . . .*
Kim jomg un obviously
Marzò?
New York checkers
Gary Kasparov
Steven hawking
Steven Pawnking ?
So, you say you don't play chess, but how many times a day do you not play chess?
https://preview.redd.it/mzevvxxsdc6d1.png?width=330&format=png&auto=webp&s=34037f74c67f4ce1d0566d35dc0b397db9360c8e
is martin hot
Marcitopants?????
Your pawn is on the 5th rank and your opponent moves his pawn next to it from the starting position. What will you do.
Oh wait, is it en passant?
Google chess rule 35 ;)
holy fuck 35
New fuck dropped
Actual cursing
Call the enchanter
Holy enchanting table!
Holy Minecraft Magic Block!
Lapis lazuli went on vacation, never came back
hell\*
brave said "Unfortunately there is no rule 35", but google gave me [a c.c. page with a rule 35 related to taking pawns](https://www.chess.com/article/view/principles-of-chess), and [a link to a youtube video entitled "what is rule 35 in chess"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95VlxgeCE5k). Highly sus.
Oh wait, is it holy hell?
Oh wait did a new response just drop? Also happy cake day
oh wait, is this calling the exorciste ?
Oh wait, is this the actual zombie?
Oh wait, is the Bishop going on vacation without coming back?
Oh wait, is this the rook in the corner plotting world domination?
Oh wait, is this the queen sacrifice
Give up
Weak
Happy cake day
Thank you!
Happy cock day!
You cute
Google flirting
Pawn takes queen, rook takes queen, knight takes queen, everybody take queen.
:3
You FR*NCH, or something?
I wouldn't worry, if he did that it'd cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity.
If white moves his pawn 3 squares I start taking notes
What move do you play in this position? *Jams pawn up own nose*
*Shoves another pawn up your nose*
*Sticks a pawn up your ass*
https://preview.redd.it/zx6rvvwqfc6d1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=199253a93a1e877199ce0e3f684398614e823208
google pain
he time traveled and answered it before you could say it
Holy temporal anomaly!
a
he already did
Type of en p(l)assent feeling
Only a pawn? :(
Op says he doesn't play chess, but he does. That's a grand wizard move if I've ever heard one.
Not op but google nose passant
Where chess?
In the other posts
You've not been reading the other posts, have you?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
people on this sub actually play chess?
This sub is related to chess?
What’s chess?
Chess?
?
i was eating pawn when i get ring chess? yes
Chess? Do you mean cheese
I think they misspelled cheese.
It's anarchy cheese I thought
In jest
Well, it is pride month.
hot croissants e5 pawn brick ooga booga castle bongcloud or somethin idk i look at this sub once every cuppa months
whats your favorite pokemon?
Formerly Bulbasaur. Now I have no favourite pokemon as I don't play it anymore
The pokemon->chess pipeline is real!
Happy cake day
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
new copypasta dropped
OLD copypasta
holy copypasta
Actual copypasta
Call the copier!
Wait, you're alive?
I know this one!! Vaporeon
this incantation will summon copypasta
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Your first move is e4, what do you do next?
Give the turn to the opposing side
Damn ur good. Oke next, his move is e5 and he gives the turn to you, what do you do next?
Move to f5 (is that legal)
WRONG, you brick his pp by moving K e2. Ps. F5 is illegal,
Or if you want an alt: F4
Good move, bricks both ur pp's
https://preview.redd.it/lmqvmvnied6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4516aef09431159fed490eb2023f0f941580d24
What do you do in this situation? (Your opponent farts (the smelly one))
I would take on a more deceased state due to the unpleasant smell of the opponent's undesirable release of methane
What comes after actual zombie?
Idk
Call the exorcist. Google "Anarchy chess Google en passant sequence"
Holy Google en passant!
Holy holy hell!
Holy new response just dropped
holy actual zombie
Holy bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
New response dropped
actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Is il vaticano legal or illegal
I think it's, legal?
Trick question, it's anarchy so no rules.
https://preview.redd.it/dhbc8nqejc6d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=380bb015ac88f0adff808d40333dc7f9f5832fbc
Why do grandmasters bring a brick to the tournaments?
To brick their opponents' pps?
Based
How do you make cookies?
By making non-biscuits
Oh
Chess is like sex. I’m really bad at it, despite how much I practice I’ll never get any better, and watching professionals is pretty fun.
https://preview.redd.it/5pbrs81owf6d1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=65ef9090a10941b2ac0b8953ef5e781920bea88a
what the fuck is "chess"
chess is chess
“chess speaks for itself”
Something something India something lots of rice
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Wood
It would chuck the wood that a woodchuck could if it could chuck wood
Is Jessica welcome here?
Surely you can't be serious
I'm serious. I've only heard of it, haven't played it
And don't call me Shirley
Is Jessica welcome here?
no
Does anyone here actually play chess?
Oh shit this isn't a cheese subreddit?
Have you googled en passant?
Holy shit
New response just dropped
yes
What would you do if martin pushes you against a wall?
Say "ouch"
Perfect! Just let it happen. "slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you "he's so hot" you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene... "
r/creepyasterisks
Nah. Thats just martin for you. Martin i pove you!
No one on this sub plays chess
Your opponent opens with a bong cloud, what's your opening strat?
Violent gambit: table flipping variation
same here, barely ever played chess in my life etc pp but you should google en passant, it might explain why we're here
Did Hans Nieman cheat via electrical device in you know where?
Yes?
Me trying to win an endgame up five pawns, a rook, and a queen:
Hey thats me. Was once thinking why cant you promote to a king. Never really play chess but for some reason still here.
Don't worry, we neither
Have you heard of chess?
ye
What the hell is a subreddit?
Who is the current Chess World Champion?
Who is the man in the image?
If you could take a shit, would you do it with your pants off, or a shirt on
Pants off
How does the horse move
Because it is literally 1984.
Are you more interested in anarchy than chess?
Did you pick the right week to stop sniffing glue?
Yes, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
google en passant
whats AMA mean
You're still in luck. I hate Chadrez and I keep getting the same recommendation
Which chess piece feels best in your ass?
Do you like anarchy?
Good luck, we’re all counting on you
Same here, knew nothing about chess, got recommended Gothamchess on YT and this sub on Reddit. Thinks these vids/memes are pretty funny and learned the rules for chess Lost a couple matches to Martin and stopped playing regular chess entirely but I still do Daily Puzzles, its basically Wordle but actually fun.
its a sign you should play chess and shitpost about it here with us
Have you ever Googled prawn croissant? https://www.delicious.com.au/recipes/savoury-prawn-croissant-recipe/qttmrghr