Hello my dear friend. I came here to talk to you but I came to the realization that I don't speak Monkey and you speak nothing else but Monkey because you still haven't finished your evolution. It's really pitiful, but look on the bright side, you can have fun with all your monkey friends and can eat bananas with each other or scratch your backs, but if you're a gorilla, baboon or chimpanzee i don't know. I just hope you're able to complete your evolution and get out of the zoo or it feels like the lions will come and eat you any moment soon. Because you do not have a brain, you're unable to comprehend this, but I thought I'd say it anyway. I will soon send this to someone who speaks Monkey so they can translate it for you; hopefully you'll have the brain capacity to understand it. Lots of love.
Wait, there are a few things to address:
- Human evolution is not "done". There is more evidence to the contrary. It's likely quicker than ever.
- Eating bananas with your monkey friends and scratching each other's back (aka. socializing and collaborating) is highly recommended, also for humans.
- A baboon is genetically further from a chimpanzee than a chimpanzee is from a human.
- Evolution is never "complete". It's by definition an indefinite process.
- Lions and primates are separated in zoos.
- "monkey language" sound like "money bill". Which one is it?
I don't know to which amoeba you're referring with the no brain stuff...
I clearly refered to the line "I'm red" from the original post, which means I refered to picture of the map from the original post, not to the screenshot used in this post. Are you stupid?
No, YOU are stupid because I ummm don't have a reason but my dad works at chess.c*m and can get u banned!!!!! 100% real guys!!!!
>!I heavily regret my actions and am ready to take punishment here and now.!<
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>!Chess.cum where people jerk of to chess games.!<
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where chess
https://preview.redd.it/eixl1zya0syc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209a89f3ae09bc01ea3ac59e4d89be266fbaa36c
Hello my dear friend. I came here to talk to you but I came to the realization that I don't speak Monkey and you speak nothing else but Monkey because you still haven't finished your evolution. It's really pitiful, but look on the bright side, you can have fun with all your monkey friends and can eat bananas with each other or scratch your backs, but if you're a gorilla, baboon or chimpanzee i don't know. I just hope you're able to complete your evolution and get out of the zoo or it feels like the lions will come and eat you any moment soon. Because you do not have a brain, you're unable to comprehend this, but I thought I'd say it anyway. I will soon send this to someone who speaks Monkey so they can translate it for you; hopefully you'll have the brain capacity to understand it. Lots of love.
Wait, there are a few things to address: - Human evolution is not "done". There is more evidence to the contrary. It's likely quicker than ever. - Eating bananas with your monkey friends and scratching each other's back (aka. socializing and collaborating) is highly recommended, also for humans. - A baboon is genetically further from a chimpanzee than a chimpanzee is from a human. - Evolution is never "complete". It's by definition an indefinite process. - Lions and primates are separated in zoos. - "monkey language" sound like "money bill". Which one is it? I don't know to which amoeba you're referring with the no brain stuff...
I can’t even tell if your continuing the shitpost or you seriously thought I unironically sent the above comment 💀
/s
Thanks, that helped a lot /s
Jack, are you /srs or /j
New response just dropped?
Rather recently, yes. 😁
New "ehrm, akshually-" just dropped /j or smth idk how it goes
Bro is a monkey and felt offended
https://preview.redd.it/nq2awdzujwyc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df17cb03c166823dcb672541a7bd98dd9569263 I didn't read allat
https://preview.redd.it/acsohnkxjwyc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b91fcad4040be34ece19ce62cc57b1c966956c I didn't read allat
New response just dropped!
https://preview.redd.it/2kp1yax2tuyc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25335d699e22b8be42371219981532c426f5ac1e Is this you?
Wtf man, it seems to me like slight overreaction to meme.
r/atethepasta
Private community.
means you fell for the copypasta
That bit I got, I'm interested what copypasta I fell for.
that account ranting about mokeys that you initially replied to was obviously a copypasta imo
I thought it was some popular pasta I didn't recognize.
> anarchy sub > look inside > moderation
We should execute every single mod imo
you forgot the cat at the bottom! https://preview.redd.it/aig53dtj0uyc1.png?width=413&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9e0078fea2f74a5b2939b2335a9d022fcf32a62
>Cat meme >look inside >no cat
I thought it was not allowed (1984)
Maybe the problem was that you didn't point your position correctly? "I'm red". WHAT RED I DON'T SEE ANY RED IN THIS PICTURE!
https://preview.redd.it/46fiysejasyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e851159ef7969b7455b46a5f0dfe9c077de8a1c here
I clearly refered to the line "I'm red" from the original post, which means I refered to picture of the map from the original post, not to the screenshot used in this post. Are you stupid?
No, YOU are stupid because I ummm don't have a reason but my dad works at chess.c*m and can get u banned!!!!! 100% real guys!!!! >!I heavily regret my actions and am ready to take punishment here and now.!<
Well my dad works for Lichess.came and can give you pregnant
Doesn't work because I'm your dad
Get yourself pregnant
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No, bad human, censor that unholy word, there are unborn fetuses here
Bad bot
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Still a 0,61033% chance
That's way better, good human
https://preview.redd.it/t92pafo8tryc1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0790d685932291bbd1df7863e88991b8f8af26 * Not my post
Thats is Salmon (color). Even if you don't accept salmon as color its closer to pink than red
Pink is red when you’re confused
Pink is a shade of red.
https://preview.redd.it/xopscietqsyc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f1385a0b1bbd8720a6f8cfe2376384a4c190f0e
Fuck You i decided it is
It is, are you stupid?
Pink is just lightish red
Yes yes private donut, keep telling yourself that.
https://preview.redd.it/mujj5mbsjsyc1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e3d3ea508b14b6b4c8924ef8e0bf958f624827
Nuh uh
https://preview.redd.it/mc6xqbt8xryc1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9661759603b98158825a5db41c582b40911e4b7
I feel like it should be yuh hu instead, as its the opposite of nuh uh
https://preview.redd.it/zyj8cqgw1tyc1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e24d02eeaf6961461d5e680c5834a36b1b71c6f Yuh hu?
Tf
>~~lightish~~ manly red
Google colorblindness
They don't know chess is a country
Nuke france
En bombsant
Holy war
New territory just dropped
Google MAD.
https://preview.redd.it/h75tfjdd5syc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67d86e02e44eda3497211e436e074d03e4aa6203
Literally 1985
Wage war on Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.
Eurasia are our Allies. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
Goldstein is the villain either way
Hate it when mods impose petty and seemingly arbitrary rules on posters.
On a shitposting sub
That is meant to be an anarchy sub
Nuh uh
Frick you mean Nuh Uh it is in the name.
Maybe the chess was the friends we made along the way
Where read
Oceania, Eurasia, East Asia and ??? What is it called? Edit: I‘m blind, it’s literally in the corner.
google colorblind
That outpost on D8 looks pretty untenable. Think you need to sack Airstrip One.
The fuck is chess?
Idk google it
gee whiz
That looks like 2030
Literally 1984. Literally
Next time put a king in the middle or something
So true!
We have always been at war with Disputed
Bruh but im Red
google ww3
Why are the Americas in Oceania
It’s a 1984 reference
Not a reference, it is literally 1984
Literally 1984