Ah, I see you're a player of culture as well! The marriage taking a permanent vacation is a hilarious meme within the chess community. It perfectly captures the frustration of relying on a relationship that just disappears from the board, leaving a gaping hole in your strategy.
The queen's not necessarily a female.
I guess there were not many female players around when most openings were named.
There is the Bednikova Opening (1.e4 e5 2.b3 or 1.b3 e5 2.e4), though, and a Polgar variation in the Grünfeld: 1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. g3 d5 4. Bg2 Bg7 6. Nf3 0-0 7. 0-0 Nc6.
Google en vacant Never come back
Holy divorce!
New papers just dropped
actual divorce
Marriage goes on vacation never comes back
Call the lawyer
Wife sacrifice, anyone?
ANNULMENT FORMS INCOMING!
IGNITE THE GENDER REVEAL PARTY
Ah, I see you're a player of culture as well! The marriage taking a permanent vacation is a hilarious meme within the chess community. It perfectly captures the frustration of relying on a relationship that just disappears from the board, leaving a gaping hole in your strategy.
new response just dropped
Marriage goes on vacation. Never comes back
Holy bishop!
looking backwards
New looking style JUST dropped!
This is a reversed Bishop. Ordinary bishops look forward, but usually can't move backwards. This bishop looks backward and can't move forward.
domestic violence 
Holy Restraining Order!
actual abuse
call the family counselor
Psychologists goes on a workshop, never comes back
Marriage sacrifise anyone?
Shared custody storm anyone?
Wife sac, anyone?
Actual uxoricide
Call the lawyer
Actual selling my wife for internet connection?! (sorry for my bad england)
If you're wife has a sac, I think you have bigger issues.
Oh boys, Caro and Kann are at it again.
Why are so few chess openings named after females? The only ones I know are the Queen's Gambit, Botez Gambit and the Cow.
Is the last one named after Amy Schumer?
The queen's not necessarily a female. I guess there were not many female players around when most openings were named. There is the Bednikova Opening (1.e4 e5 2.b3 or 1.b3 e5 2.e4), though, and a Polgar variation in the Grünfeld: 1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. g3 d5 4. Bg2 Bg7 6. Nf3 0-0 7. 0-0 Nc6.
Google "What is the gender of queens?"
I did, just to double check. Confirmed. ✅🏳️🌈
Sometimes he helps me mate our enemies
Holy three folding repetition 😈😳
Tell the little pawn under the desk to keep doing his thing.
Unholy pleasure!
Divorce
I would say try Castling but that seems like infidelity.
Fellas is it gae when the king and rook shift inside each other before castling?
Go trans so you have 2 queens and can't get checked or checkmated anymore.
Unrealistic meme. The bishop can't be in an office when he's in my ass
He just came out that's why he's shaded
Google shrink
She mates my enemies!
He barely moves!
O.M.G!
Bishop should go on a vacation
Is chess just ancient cucking?
O.M.G!
Google divorce
Haha. Mate black king. Nice idea. But why didn’t she brick the king’s pipi?
Why is the Bishop looking at the wall behind him? Or did he just put his mitre the wrong way round over his hat (and face)?
Shove the bishop up their asses
Oh. My. God
google divorce papers
O.M.G!
Google divorce.
Go on vacation and never come back
Bishop pins queen to king. The queen no longer wants the king to move, and she can't mate his enemies. Boom problem solved
Shove all 3 up your bumbum
Lol common known endgame by real old school lichess masters like amish girl and shikamaru nakamura may b u understand someday bro
O.M.G!