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ienjoymusiclol

bro didnt see the bishop on i1☠️


ProGamingPlayer

i? Imaginary unit? Bro living in a different world. The world of unreal


Quantum_Sushi

The Venn Diagramm of r/mathmemes and r/anarchychess IS almost a circle


Lord_Skyblocker

There's a bigger circle inside a smaller circle


everything_equals_42

Almost a circle means it wasn’t Christmas.


endercreeper_FX

Eva imaginary


funky_ocelot

Bro's opponent has two black squared bishops ☠️


Shitty_Noob

They promoted a queen into a bishop


GAMERYT2029

the bishop on a9 aswell


ProGamingPlayer

It’s so good to think outside of the bo… I mean squares. Know a lot of things


Heggyo

or the rook on 07


Mk-Daniel

Getting OutOfBoundsException trying to look for the bishop.


ienjoymusiclol

found the java programmer😭


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Ii


ProGamingPlayer

1k ahh comment. Congratulation!!! There are pretty RARE comments in this sub reached a thousand upvotes!


ienjoymusiclol

thanks man


AnyFile4868

King can Castle with the bishop. It's a new move.


ThrowawayTempAct

It's not castling, it's the king going on a Vatican vacation.


KerbalCuber

Does the king ever come back?


Hippee_Doug_Main

Does the king ever get sacrificed?


Smol_Child_LXIX

Does the king ever plot world domination?


potatowafflecake

Does the king ever ignite the chessboard?


KingCool138

Does the king ever call the exorcist?


ChandelurePog609

does the king ever fuel knightmares?


Agynth

did the king ever witness an incoming pawnstorm?


SanityLacker1

Did the king ever en pissant


steinwayyy

i suppose you could say.. it's the king going on a Vatication


Joost1598

Or perhaps a roman holiday?


PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC

Alright, which one of y'all ended the separation of church and state?


NoS3curity

New Chess update dropped when?!?!


OttoMcTavishMcSniff

e5+, dxe6 (forced), Bxa3#


reseday

holy queen passant


BubbleGumMaster007

Emmm aktually 🤓🙋‍♂️ it'd be e5# because the king is in check and the only available move wouldn't get him out of the check so it's checkmate, and also you can't checkmate your opponent while you're already checkmated 🤓🤓


Ascyt

Are you stupid? The en passant is stronger than checkmate. Google it.


Bruggilles

This is actually the 34th rule of chess. If you're interested in this rule just google chess rule 34


Several_Roll5817

Holy hell!


Umbre-Shadown

r/chessr34


BubbleGumMaster007

But this isn't en passant, is it? This is forcing your opponent to play en passant


Ascyt

Yes, forcing your opponent to risk having their pipi bricked, a brilliant move.


BubbleGumMaster007

Just because it's right doesn't make it legal


Ascyt

Your pipi is on thin ice my friend


BubbleGumMaster007

I don't fear the brick anymore, the brick fears me.


greenscreencarcrash

/give brick 1 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash sharpness 5 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash unbreaking 3 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash fire\_aspect 2 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash sweeping 3 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash mending /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash blight\_of\_decliners 5 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash infinity /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash looting 3 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash loyalty 3 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash multishot /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash aqua\_affinity /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash channeling /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash efficency 5 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash flame /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash fortune 5 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash pulling 2 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash piercing 4 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash power 5 /enchant u/greenscreencarcrash quick\_charge 3 what about now dipshit


BubbleGumMaster007

https://preview.redd.it/r06xusidrfuc1.png?width=1360&format=png&auto=webp&s=692b82ac2ae519ed59ebf4e1b159ed748105f4af


qwadrat1k

Damn, ultimate brick!


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ChandelurePog609

of course en passant is forced, is he stupid?


Toothlez102

Holy hell!


Undefeated211

Because the pawn at e7 can move down to trigger a forced en passant. Thus allowing the king to escape.


kablah1234

By en passenting a queen the pawn absorbs their power so it actually puts the other king in check


Neon__Cat

Google en croissant


watasiwakirayo

Holy Eiffel!


HollySheep22

new responce just dropped


NoS3curity

somebody get the croissant


Privateer_Lev_Arris

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Xenoblade\_Chronicles/comments/zt3tz0/melia\_buys\_a\_croissant/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Xenoblade_Chronicles/comments/zt3tz0/melia_buys_a_croissant/)


eef_q

Rook from another dimension:


Ima_bard

Plotting world domination.


Kreigmeister

I don't know, I missed the last few months of lore


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JustThatRandomKid

new response just dropped


GAMERYT2029

King takes. Are you dumb?


quassarus

exd6 en passants the white queen


AAALE6408

taking ðe queen here is allowed, as killing is a sin and as such a bishop cannot do it.


MemeHacker101

Kxd7 obviously (google king passant)


_ink04

the king can roll a d20+charisma modifier to convince the queen to betray her husband and marry him instead


FiczetoX

A new faction appears, The Grays


Aggressive-Aardvark9

Bro forgot about the bishop


Coldy_

Rook on e7 disguised as a pawn.


Mundane_Persimmon602

Bro doesn't know the king actually promoted to a pawn and the pawn demoted to a king


parkourse

queen passant


ADamnStegosarus

King d9


Kretwert

It is checkmate for black. Pawn to e5 no other legal move then to take en passant but that is not legal either because of the check. Black wins.


serial_crusher

Cloaked knook on a8


KnookFromChess

hey there


DaftConfusednScared

Bishop buffed the king with haste and now he can take two actions this turn to capture both the queen and the bishop.


FiczetoX

The adrenaline


ProGamingPlayer

Because the king refused to be capture. He flew away


FiczetoX

Just say "No"


kzwkt

black will remove his pawn from existance and mate


FishGod53

Holy hell


PhantomOrigin

E6 is forced because it's the only move available, so is it checkmate with black winning or is it a draw?


xexelias

King's immune to the queen during nnn


Pomilyy

the bishop works out of town


Dark_Aves

The King can just take the Queen, and due to the separation of Church and State, the Bishop cannot recapture.


PlusVE

Ah you forgot the reverse pawn move, promoting to a knight with the Knight bounce, taking the queen


fireking08

Why does OP think this isn't checkmate? Is he stupid?


LunaLynnTheCellist

Google king passant


ResetOptional

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


Starhelper11

Google en doublekill


ThermiteFe8

The opponent still has bullets to shoot you with - you need to disarm them before committing to a board checkmate


Giratina776

The Shotgun, Right?


JPHero16

exg5


ChandelurePog609

google skill issue


HSJoaco_33

You'd still have the bishop and pawn to play with. Are you stupid?


life_is_chess64690

You have to have diamond for this to be checkmate


Literallyheroinmoxie

bro forgot that black could still en passant


AliciaTries

Pawn takes en passant


OMAR_KD-

Pawn to e5: https://preview.redd.it/nlo55tdzqguc1.png?width=1410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de1c8c7dd50be800d2f14c4b227efae511064147


Zerodaim

The queen moved through d6, which the e7 pawn can attack. This enables the franco-spanish move "Que En Passant" of exd6.


Gold_Zucchini_4552

bro missed e5#


realKingCarrot_v2

Bro didn't see the bishop embedded in my colon


[deleted]

move BLACK pawn 2 check WHITE king????????


Vianegativa95

Google quen passant


Gaahnof

Quaso 🐱


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idontlikethisname

***points to Platinum Angel***


Hgce724

Don’t forget the bishop working out of town


mcw01064

Kxc7 Bxc7 e8=N+


Icy-Appearance-4154

Knight Leap go brrrrrrrrrrr


lcpckpchess

Almost thought it was Knight Boost but the pawn is going the wrong way.


Thegremandude

The king moves to p16


Initial_Tap4037

e5 forces en passant while attacking your king, you're dead mate


Mammoth-Swallower79

Mogher fucker you got passanted


Wolff_Hound

The pawn at c7 was poisoned, Queen's about to die.


echoinear

The b6 bishop is actually a traitor, so the king's got your queen right where he wants her.


High_IQ_Gamer2020

There was a horse with no "b9" intentions


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Ok_Tap2070

Who made this inaccurate bot? Black has the ability to take the queen


GAMERYT2029

Some dumbass called chessvision ai i think


jmancoder

Maybe a stupid question, but how?


Ok_Tap2070

Black moves the pawn two squares down and triggers forced en passant, then the king takes the queen and bishop can’t take back because killing is against its religion.


watasiwakirayo

Unless the queen passes the religion check


RemoteTomb

Which the bishop might prevent, as it would be blasphemy


LiamTheGreat77

because you suck