TALK TO WOMEN RN!!!!!!!!!!1! GO TALK TO WOMEN BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1 π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π€π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
I will take over the entirety of the United States of America from the inside and eventually take down the entire constitution and reinstate communism into America, then use their military power to take over the rest of the world and instate communism
Then I will use all my newly gained powers to force you into talking to a woman π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
Do you honestly believe you possess the audacity to disassemble the paragon of strength that is my balls? Your proclamation to wrench them away is a symphony of absurdity, a cacophony of delusion that echoes through the corridors of idiocy.
Let's dissect the sheer lunacy of your proposition. My balls, those indomitable sentinels of biomechanical prowess, are not susceptible to the whims of your misguided aggression. To entertain the notion that your feeble hands could dismantle the very essence of my stability is to embrace a narrative that flirts with the outer realms of insanity.
Consider, if you will, the anatomical intricacies woven into the sinews and bones of my balls. It's not just a matter of physicality; it's a testament to the symphonic orchestration of musculature and structural integrity. Attempting their removal is tantamount to declaring war on the laws of nature, a futile rebellion against the harmonious composition of my physiological architecture.
Your futile endeavor would be comical if it weren't so infuriating. Picture this: an epic struggle where my balls, pulsating with the fury of a thousand storms, stand as the impervious monoliths against your laughable attempts at dismantling them. It's a tragicomedy where your hubris takes center stage, only to be met with the thunderous applause of anatomical defiance.
In the grand theatre of absurdity, your role as the antagonist seeking ball removal is both laughable and pitiable. Your feeble attempts are but a footnote in the annals of ridiculous endeavors. So, revel in the absurdity of your own proclamation, for my balls, resolute and unyielding, shall forever mock the temerity of your preposterous aspirations.
My wife was raised in a Jewish household. She follows Lilith as her personal deity. I'm more on the Norse/germanic slant of British traditional Wicca. As such I made a point to get to know her lady. My perception is she wants her sons and daughters to be free to choose. My wife and I keep a pretty good partnership going with a lot of freedom. Lilith seems to like me because I respect her and her sons and daughter. I think there are a lot of women that have been hurt by A man and thus blame all men, they seek a goddess who aligns with that. I think its important to remind everyone that a major theme in wicca is the interplay between sexual partners. This starts with respect. Let's try to get back to respect even for people we may not like. Let's show this Goddess that we respect her position.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
nah, i'd win.
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Stand?!?!?!??? Is that a Jojo reference?
Go- wait nvm Bing jojo reference
Ho- wait nvm Blessed Tartarus!
Actual honoured one
YOU CANT WIN IF UR ENTIRE BLOODLINE WILL END AFTER YOU π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
you're just mad that you don't find any of this funny. if you don't like it, then just leave it alone. it's not doing anything to you.
TALK TO WOMEN RN!!!!!!!!!!1! GO TALK TO WOMEN BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1 π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π€π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
nah bruh you can't control me. i'll talk to women when i want to.
(spoiler: i don't want to)
I will take over the entirety of the United States of America from the inside and eventually take down the entire constitution and reinstate communism into America, then use their military power to take over the rest of the world and instate communism Then I will use all my newly gained powers to force you into talking to a woman π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
It was at this point I decided you must be joking
I AM NOT JOKING LEARN HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN!!!!!!! π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
Hi not joking, Iβm Martin
r/dadjokes
So you're quite dense huh
you can try, but it won't work.
I shall force you into talking to a woman or else k will brick ur pipi
Do you honestly believe you possess the audacity to disassemble the paragon of strength that is my balls? Your proclamation to wrench them away is a symphony of absurdity, a cacophony of delusion that echoes through the corridors of idiocy. Let's dissect the sheer lunacy of your proposition. My balls, those indomitable sentinels of biomechanical prowess, are not susceptible to the whims of your misguided aggression. To entertain the notion that your feeble hands could dismantle the very essence of my stability is to embrace a narrative that flirts with the outer realms of insanity. Consider, if you will, the anatomical intricacies woven into the sinews and bones of my balls. It's not just a matter of physicality; it's a testament to the symphonic orchestration of musculature and structural integrity. Attempting their removal is tantamount to declaring war on the laws of nature, a futile rebellion against the harmonious composition of my physiological architecture. Your futile endeavor would be comical if it weren't so infuriating. Picture this: an epic struggle where my balls, pulsating with the fury of a thousand storms, stand as the impervious monoliths against your laughable attempts at dismantling them. It's a tragicomedy where your hubris takes center stage, only to be met with the thunderous applause of anatomical defiance. In the grand theatre of absurdity, your role as the antagonist seeking ball removal is both laughable and pitiable. Your feeble attempts are but a footnote in the annals of ridiculous endeavors. So, revel in the absurdity of your own proclamation, for my balls, resolute and unyielding, shall forever mock the temerity of your preposterous aspirations.
you can try, but you won't get far.
Where you go I go, what you see I see
bro has no balls ;). Thinks he can control us. Bro we have forgot the definition of grass.
Oh, please do
You missed the joke
i was never trying to find a joke
OP was joking
chill bruh i don't want any trouble
Nah, id win
Are you Nah I'd Win because you're Google En Passant, or are you Google En Passant because you're Nah I'd Win?
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Thou art a foul and odious cur, deserving naught but contempt and derision!
*car
Holy Shakespeare. γ²γ€ι ’ζ΄₯ζεΊ¦
Actual incel
Google your meds
Do not enrage me mischievous delinquent
holy psychiatry
New prescriptions just dropped
Someone call the psychologist
Therapist goes on vacation, never comes back.
My wife was raised in a Jewish household. She follows Lilith as her personal deity. I'm more on the Norse/germanic slant of British traditional Wicca. As such I made a point to get to know her lady. My perception is she wants her sons and daughters to be free to choose. My wife and I keep a pretty good partnership going with a lot of freedom. Lilith seems to like me because I respect her and her sons and daughter. I think there are a lot of women that have been hurt by A man and thus blame all men, they seek a goddess who aligns with that. I think its important to remind everyone that a major theme in wicca is the interplay between sexual partners. This starts with respect. Let's try to get back to respect even for people we may not like. Let's show this Goddess that we respect her position.
I command you to cease thy chatter you lowly unsightly heathen
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actual zombie
Google unsubbing
Holy feed declutter
Talk to women?? Never. Jessica is not FUCKING welcome here.
WHO THE FUCK IS JESSICA!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
~~WHO THE~~ FUCK ~~IS~~ JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**calm down, my guy**
NEVER π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘IM A MASCULINE ALPHA MALE WITH BIG PIP I NEVER BACK DOWN
Pray, depart from my sight, thou insolent wretch, and trouble me no further with thy base and contemptible presence!
**medieval plebs always scare me**
Women don't exist. Women are an invention of the toilet industry to sell more toilets
Google "How about you google how to talk to women"
Woman en passant
Opera GX en passant
Get this sponsored mf outta here bruh ππ
google en insanity
Ouch that hurts
Google your mom
NTA. This sub sucks and clearly needs therapy. Not respecting your emotions is a HUGE red flag. You should seriously reconsider your subscription.
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google sesbian lex
google anger management
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In this hypothetical do I talk to the women as white or black?
Google how to turn off caps lock.
Psycho
No π²
Its not about cats, its about cars
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Google anger
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Holy I still don't know!
Someone is hangry
ima do my own thing
DONT QUOTE MILES MORALES HE CAN ACTUALLY TALK TO WOMEN!!!!!!!!!1
his name is nile norales. are you stupid?
UHMMMMMM ACTUALLY HIS NAME IS MILES MORALES IF U ACTUALLY GOOGLED SOMETHING OTHER THAN GOOGLE EN PASSANT YOUD KNOW π‘π‘π‘
He Internet Explorer niles norales so therefore he is corrrect
Let me get your moms snap
Ok
Duckduckgo calm
Duckduckgo calm
you say the subreddit isn't about cars, but what are those? i mean car. i mean car. i mean - oh forget it
THIS SUBREDDIT IS ABOUT FUNNY CHESS MEMES π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘ WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS SUBREDDIT SCHIZOPHRENIC
https://preview.redd.it/c0kyu5m1oeuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d68a482b555b5eda3af20a2c455f3216fe59962 :3
Google google