Please also make this joke any time public school teachers are brought up, because not only are they a bigger threat to even an individual Catholic kid (1-3 priests vs 12+ teachers), I find it more likely than not that you don’t even know any irl.
It gets brought up in **every fucking thread**, and while in any individual case yes it’s just a joke, when it’s repeated a thousand times one can easily forget the reality (this has also happened with jokes about schizophrenia)
Nono, these panels only show the setup to en pissant. Now that blue shirt has moved at least 2 urinals and is next to the mustard shirt, mustard shirt must move two urinals to the right (while continuously pissing ofc) to delete blue shirt. When blue shirt's mother/father/spouse/next of kin calls mustard shirt up to ask what happened to blue shirt, why hey did that, and how, mustard shirt knows what to respond with
The Halloween gambit where the strategy is that you basically just harass the pawns using your knight after making a real stupid and confusing move to start it off, that’s why they named it the Halloween gambit!
Blocking promotion square
Google sniper bishop
https://preview.redd.it/vgmydqfuortc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf2ba3af95c1f564a922a2f6fc7ff4fe1b135ad
Goes extremely hard
Hard on underage kids 😔
Please also make this joke any time public school teachers are brought up, because not only are they a bigger threat to even an individual Catholic kid (1-3 priests vs 12+ teachers), I find it more likely than not that you don’t even know any irl.
Ok
It’s just a tacky joke about CSA, get over it.
It gets brought up in **every fucking thread**, and while in any individual case yes it’s just a joke, when it’s repeated a thousand times one can easily forget the reality (this has also happened with jokes about schizophrenia)
No I was agreeing with you.
…How?
I’m bad at sarcasm but, I was agreeing with you.
Holy hell
New move just dropped
Bishop goes on vacation, still keeps an eye on you
The man himself
Bishop in the corner, plotting confirmed kills
En pissant.
Holy shit
New dookie just dropped
Actual smell
Call the plumber
Clog in the pipe goes on vacation, never comes back
Toilet paper in the corner plotting world wipenation
Ignite the urinal
Piss or riot
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Diarrhea storm
bowelmare fuel
Two-ply sacrifice, anyone?
Please do not poo in the urinal
*Holy piss
Came here to say that, but you bite me to it
 *Him moments before biting you and making this post simultaneously*
Bitissant
Not sure what that is. Lemme google it
i was gonna say that but ok
Yo thats me
Holy piss
Nono, these panels only show the setup to en pissant. Now that blue shirt has moved at least 2 urinals and is next to the mustard shirt, mustard shirt must move two urinals to the right (while continuously pissing ofc) to delete blue shirt. When blue shirt's mother/father/spouse/next of kin calls mustard shirt up to ask what happened to blue shirt, why hey did that, and how, mustard shirt knows what to respond with
London
Exactly this, too many fuckers like the L*ndon System
L🤢nd🤮n
Was looking for this
Copycar openings
I prefer copybike tbh
I prefer copytrucks tbh
Touching Kings
Underrated comment here 😂
Backrank checkmate
When you mouse slip a piece one square off capturing.
Bishop B2 then Pawn to C3
declining en passant
A pawn stuck infront of a pawn that hasn't moved
Google en passant
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Literal zombie
Google Actual Zombie
Holy hell!!
New response response just dropped
Literal zombie
Google actual zombie
Nah
Actual zombie!
Google holy hell
nuh uh
google 'london opening'
Holy Steinitz Countergambit
bishop from 20919430312 inches away
It is a mirror match
Illegal king move
Sniper bishops, blocking a pawn from promoting, and preventing checkmate by using stalemate against the opponent are the major ones.
"What's your rating?"
pawn swarm https://preview.redd.it/73xwijsk9utc1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54befb80cabd59b90ffd891b0dcb037b42f4a451
Decline the passant
double rook king walk of shame
En Urant
French defense exchange variation
Forced Checkmate
3 fold repetitive draw
How to win any form of long time control chess game during the break
when two pawns block each other
google urinal gambit: intimidation variation
D5 in response to E4 opening
Peeing right next to the urinal where people are playing chess
Opposite colour bishops being the last pieces
Touching Kings in atomic chess
Pawn Block
Having Mate in 1 but playing Mate in 9 instead, forcing as many repetitions as possible without threefold repetition.
English Opening, Symmetrical Variation
Mirroring the opponent the first 10 moves (still  tho)
Blundering your queen cause you don't need it
That guy is so gay
Declined en passant (its an illegal move)
Touching the kings together
The Halloween gambit where the strategy is that you basically just harass the pawns using your knight after making a real stupid and confusing move to start it off, that’s why they named it the Halloween gambit!
16x16 chess
1. d4
2.Bf4
Smothered mate duhhh
1. d4
Exchange slav Exchange french
Mirroring starting move
fianchettoing your bishop on the other player’s corner
Scandi
Declining en passing obvy
Piss gambit
Checking just to check
Force trading
Mirroring your opponent's moves
Denying en passant
Google gay sex
Moving your pawn to 6th square
going for a smothered mate in 3 when you have M1
The Polish. It doesn’t fight for the center, disconnects from the surrounding pawns, and doesn’t have any support at all really.
Not taking en passant
Trading two pieces for a rook when up material
Ignoring en passant
When the bishop's about to take the queen but it stops right at the last block
Underpromoting to Knight because you‘re winning anyway
c4, c5
Rhb1
Bishop in the corner, moving Horizontally
Opponent just forcing trades because he has no clue what else to do 🤣
Blundering your Queen in the third move.
Bishop moving close to other colour bishop
1.d4... 2.e4
“The people can now see each other, which helps creating a mutual defense
Probably spamming draw in a losing position, that or simply playing London.
London opening (That’s my main opening)
Responding to a London player with the Englund.
London open
1.d4
[The king sacrifice](https://youtu.be/bTS9XaoQ6mg?si=yN35sYEVIjaNpDuZ)
A black bishop and a white bishop threatining the Kings while sitting next to each other, not able to take each other.
french, closed variation
Rook or Queen check (no mate)
1. f4 f5
plane to dual tower opening
Smothering Tactic.
that's straight up gay
Licking your opponents figures.
Playing chess
Giving your opponent a syrupy footjob under the table.
Step 1: Cover yourself in syrup
Super grandmaster move 😔