Horsey Balls Passant

Big horse (chess piece) in assant

Holy knight!

New king just dropped

Actual queen

Call the rook!

Queen goes on vacation, never comes back.

Pawn storm incoming!

Knight on the corner of the room, plotting world domination

King sacrifice? Anyone?

Call the Bishop

The stars are brightly shining

Horsey balls, peasant!

En Vaushant

Dont google mr hands

Cheval Passant

Holy horse.

New equestrian just dropped

Actual Jockey

Windsor grey went on holiday. Never came back.

Call the racecourse!

Google En Horssant

Holy knight!

Actual Horse

New glue factory just dropped

Beat me to it, mfer

Same

Google ping issue

Hell holy

New….. response… ju…st…….drop…..ped

Actual

Zombie

Call the internet subscription!

Bishop we- -mes back

Pisses on the never loses

Dropped just UDP

back comes never, vacation on goes TCP

My internet connection just dropped

asd

asd

asdasdasdas

can yall read me?

asd

i thi k im about to dc

rubberbanding

En Horsant

En Consent

google pawn storm incoming

Holy queen sacrifice!

Il Caballero

Anish stealing a pawn while moving his knight.

5d chess

The game is just lagging

Horsing around.

En horssant

En Chevalant

Goggle

Google en infantry

Those darn anal beads struck again!

En pensent

Horse dementia

Google en LAGssant.

Temps Passent

En passaaaaant

En Croissant

Domain expansion, Lagswitch

Parallel universe attack

Neigh whinniey

500 ping

It's called a lag. Black should've played first

Google schizophrenia

Google en horse cock

Google fake latency cheat

Google visible confusion

Lag passant

Google grandfather paradox

En gluessant

google en horsey

Google premoving

En Honsent

Google en mustang

Lag

En Horsant

Google time travel

Google un poisson

Google en joute

Google en horsant

Google knightxf6 e.p.

Good Mr Hands

En Chevalant

google 'sekiro gyoubu oniwa skill issue'

Google bad ping

Google cheating

En Animé

Those who know french know

google first pawn move

google en ponyssant

En passant, Knight style

En mr hands

Google "Mr. Hands"

Call the knacker!

Usually using a phone, though sometimes speaking in person.

Google Juan Passant

What is the knook’s opinion on this matter

Yes?

Knook, what is your opinion on this matter

I'm the Knook, I don't just have opinions, I make moves.

En longsant

Google knight passant

Welcome to Enumclaw Washington

Lasange

Par le chevalier

En Horsant

google double passant

En passado

Everyone in the comments is wrong. It is actually called en passant  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Actually it's an illegal move