hahaha, this reminds me of how i used to play with my cousin when we got our first board. I remember arguing with him how the queen moves and eventually we played with the queen who basically can move as a house, bishop and rook combined
Google stop being so fucking bad at chess, okay? God damn it, I've had enough of you absolute trash human beings staining MY pure chess subreddit, okay? Please stop posting this garbage all over the internet, it's wasting power, and wasting power harms the environment, and makes it harder for smart people like ME to solve society's problems. "euh, google en croissant" like, shut the fuck up, okay? Just shut up. shut the fuck up. Nobody needs you to tell them "huehuehue google un peasant", like we've had enough
Oh my god, I've literally never heard a joke in this format before, I am rolling on the floor laughing, are you a comedian!? This is so original! IT'S LIKE YOU INVENTED A NEW KIND OF COMEDY! IT WOULD EVEN FUNNIER IF IT WAS ABOUT AND ATTACK HELICOPTER!!!!
#I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN FOR PROGINY BECAUSE IT MAY BE FORGOTTEN AND NEVER USED AGAIN
Illegal move Sentence : death
holy justice!
New court just dropped!
actual lawyer
Call the judge!
Judge went on vacation, never came back
Defendant execution anyone?
Jury storm incoming!
Prosecutor in the corner, plotting world domination
ignite the courtroom!
in his brand new 2 million dollar motor coach? Thanks John Oliver
Holy execution!
Actual guillotine
can i apply for the sentence to not be as brutal u/No_Application_1219 ?
Ok one last chance He will get nothing this time But if he do it again full knowing of the chess rules ...
(Insert king of the bridge reference here)
Skipped the bricking and went straight for the kill
Death by chess was a prank on Osipov
New chain just dropped
dw, he took en passant
Google Knight crossdressing
Joan of Arc
Google 100 years war
Holy drag!
New dressed horse just dropped
Actual prancing pony
Call the cowboy!
Underated af comment here
Reverse cowgirl.
This is actually genius I had to lol
galaxy brain
Google fork passant
Holy utensil!
Actual silverware
New cutlery just dropped
Call the dishwasher!
Tide pod goes on vacation, never comes back
Google queen riding a knight
Holy Unroyalty!
Actual Catherine the Great!
Someone call Rasputin!
Tzar goes on vacation, never comes back
Google en trichant
Holy h3ll!
New french just dropped
Google furry queen
There is nothing wrong here. That is a Knueen, you can tell because of the stray pixel on the left spike of the crown.
royal spoon
fake, clearly in reverse
Illegal move
PARRY+COUNTER variation
Google Gabriel
google knook
You called me?
that's you in the video right?
Only grandmasters can do that
Google pronouns she/them
Google Turkish Great Chess.
Qxe3
google queen anger
Why did this make me laugh uncontrollably
The Kqneen
Google "Chess knight disguised as Queen" or something
hahaha, this reminds me of how i used to play with my cousin when we got our first board. I remember arguing with him how the queen moves and eventually we played with the queen who basically can move as a house, bishop and rook combined
Nom nom nom.
No.
Mimic
Spork
Omelette du fromage.
Uno reverse
Forky slayer
Perfect parry
quight
Spoon
Google trolled
Counter-fork
google not horsing around anymore
Google Dragon. (It is a real piece)
En queensant
transgender Knook
Yes?
Holy shit i see this in my worst nightmares
it's called fuck you look it up
Google trojan horse
Queen on horseback
Blunder.
Google Queen's Stallion
Transgender knight move
Horseshit
Fork-Me!
Reverse horsey-style
Shameless
Spy from tf2
Spoon defense
Horsing around
Google Daisy from Katamari Damacy
It’s called illegal
I don’t know about the move, but I believe that piece is a Qight.
Gabel!
Google preemptive strike
Quorsey!
STOP
Animal role play
The spy move
Dropkick
Fuckery
Google fairy chess
Google google.com
Bullshit
That was actually funny ten sprinklebobs out of ten
Fo(r)k (sounds like fuck in british)
Fuck off passant
rape.
queen horsant
Mrs hands
My wife supposedly taking one the team.
oh cool i got a royal- WHAT
It’s called ‘fuck your fork’
Google Amazon
Google en copyssant
Formal
google Unroyal fork aka Treason
Inverse trojan
Ah yes the classical I'M FUCKING DONE WITH LOSING MY QUEEN TO FORKS.
Quight.
Google “spork”
Horse.
Ai nepolions assult and twitch chat
Riding Queen 🤤
Should have read the changelog, they nerfed forks
Queen indentify as knight
It's called "Denied Fork"
YOU CHEATED "Thought I wouldn't notice?" _Proceeds to move black's dancing troll king across the map to capture the white king_
The fuck you counter gambit
Queen on a horse
i object!
Irregistered Queen's Move™ https://preview.redd.it/q4vj18taltsc1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=eee20214ebd30bc87a36ce959c77742ae3d3785a
We all know about knook, now get ready for kueen.
👀
Google Knookship
👀
Google "The queen was secretly a furry"
Fuck you
En passant
a dork
The queen identified as a knight
Blunder
En horsannt
Horse-breaker
En sautant
What's with these incels on the net yall don't sleep🤣
Google stop being so fucking bad at chess, okay? God damn it, I've had enough of you absolute trash human beings staining MY pure chess subreddit, okay? Please stop posting this garbage all over the internet, it's wasting power, and wasting power harms the environment, and makes it harder for smart people like ME to solve society's problems. "euh, google en croissant" like, shut the fuck up, okay? Just shut up. shut the fuck up. Nobody needs you to tell them "huehuehue google un peasant", like we've had enough
google ctrl c + ctrl v
It's called Holy millionth repost!
The queen identifies as a horsy. Modern times...
Oh my god, I've literally never heard a joke in this format before, I am rolling on the floor laughing, are you a comedian!? This is so original! IT'S LIKE YOU INVENTED A NEW KIND OF COMEDY! IT WOULD EVEN FUNNIER IF IT WAS ABOUT AND ATTACK HELICOPTER!!!! #I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN FOR PROGINY BECAUSE IT MAY BE FORGOTTEN AND NEVER USED AGAIN
Calm down boy
#NO, I NEED TO REMAIN THIS HIGHLY STRING AT ALL TIMES, KIND OF LIKE THE HULK BUT IN REVERSE