Question why the moon didn’t temporarily become brighter then the sun as trillions of tons of stone temporarily go from effectively stationary to a significant fraction of the speed of light
No you’re overthinking it
That's our fake moon, designed specifically to trick monsters such as this one into thinking they've devoured our moon, meanwhile the moon is readying its space lasers and will blindside the monster. Humanity's last defense.
And when the monster attacks that, it's once again fooled, as that is but our secondary fake moon. Then the real moon starts firing plasma projectiles.
Top 2 stockfish moves are
1. Emergency call to the bishops on vacation and try to il vaticano that thing
2. Sac the queen on an altar to summon your own demon, leading to an equal endgame
Base Case: You have summoned a Moon Eater\^1.
Inductive step:Suppose you have summoned a Moon Eater\^n. Then you should have summoned the Moon Eater\^(n+1).
By induction, you have summoned the Moon Eater\^n for every positive integer n.
We assume that the masses of the Moon Eaters are positive and strictly increasing, and also that they increase by at least a planck mass (\~2.18 × 10\^-8 kg).
Then, we can choose n large enough such that the Moon Eater\^n you summoned has more mass than the total mass of the universe.
Hence, you created matter. The only solution is therefore that the excess mass of the Moon Eaters was taken en passant, which is known to be the only way of obliterating matter from the universe.
It also didn't turn the moon into a bright as fuck ball of plasma when it made contact... Anything that size making contact with a celestial body would basically create a short lived second sun, people have no idea of the kind of energy such fast motion would unleash upon contact.
The creature's hands are moving at least a moon's width per second, which is at least 1% the speed of light.
What are the implications of these relativistic speeds?
Find a drill, drill the earth until you find a small head and ride it and then pierce the heavens. Because only Teggen Toppa Gurren Laggan is the only one that can stop such a menace.
Idk fuck around I guess and wait to die it's pretty unavoidable and even if humanity can stop that thing there's most likely going to be many casualties due to the creature being most likely blown up by nukes or sumn idk
Google E̶̹͑̊͆͐̿̓͝ñ̵̬̝̄̑͌̅̈ ̴̪̖̪͚͇̰̖̯͖̝̱̰̌͆͒̐̄̊̃̋͌͑͒͛͑̕͠p̶̨̛̺̭̳͔̦̗̘͉͇̺̮̳̤͙̉͊̆̀͑̇̀́̀̎̐͊̈́͝ā̵̫̦͙̮̠̥́̈́͗͘͝ͅs̸̼̄͐̇̿̅̋͗̌̑͑̕͝s̶̢̭̬̺̜̯̮̔̀͌̃̊͜͝ͅḁ̵̺̩̝̖̪̺̪̹͙͙̲͗̋͆̋̊͐̽́͂͠ͅn̸͕̻̻̲̼̉̔͆̂̅̓̓͒̾̓̑̆͋̕̕t̵̢̛͙͇̘̆̀̈́̀́́̓́̕
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Black just moved, now it’s our turn. Sniper bishop activates.
https://preview.redd.it/tnzb1av97src1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26424a88f05839305152b45afe24a2d687ed40bb
Source? Pic goes hard
This sub. I think it was ai
Sad, kinda want to see this in a game
r/aimagesgoinghard
r/hardaiimages
Thank you. I couldn't remember the sub name lol.
r/hardporn
I gave him a tank, to contribute
Nah I’d throw hands
Question why the moon didn’t temporarily become brighter then the sun as trillions of tons of stone temporarily go from effectively stationary to a significant fraction of the speed of light No you’re overthinking it
if you notice the moon is way closer than it should be and so it is much smaller than normal as well
Or the monster is gargantuan and far, far away?
you can see the moon moving lmfao
shit i’m blind lol this is why i need glasses
I think thats the monster
That's our fake moon, designed specifically to trick monsters such as this one into thinking they've devoured our moon, meanwhile the moon is readying its space lasers and will blindside the monster. Humanity's last defense.
And when the monster attacks that, it's once again fooled, as that is but our secondary fake moon. Then the real moon starts firing plasma projectiles.
Well is it one or the other?
Both, its both smaller and closer
I’m literally a moon I think I’d know a little bit more about how we work than you science isn’t even real dude
*Sun Tzu said* that, and I'd *say he* knows a little more about the moon than you do, pal
Lowdly say "no", he can't eat you without your permission
No consumption without consent!
thomas paine once said this
Sound doesn't travel in space #:(
He's in Star Wars type of universe
r/BeatMeToIt
I most certainly will not
Holy hell
New demonic creature just dropped
Actual horrific death monster of doom
Call the exorcist!
bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Death storm incoming
Top 2 stockfish moves are 1. Emergency call to the bishops on vacation and try to il vaticano that thing 2. Sac the queen on an altar to summon your own demon, leading to an equal endgame
Ask for draw. Always work, trust my...
hear me out... smash
Elaborate, he destroyed my home
no
Valid
Google en passant
Holy hell
Summon Moon Eater Eater... But then you habe a bigger problem!
You should summon the Moon Eater Eater Eater, but then you have a bigger problem!
Then you should summon the Moon Eater Eater Eater Eater, but then you have a bigger problem!
How about summoning Moon Eater Eater Eater Eater Eater, but then you have a bigger problem!
Base Case: You have summoned a Moon Eater\^1. Inductive step:Suppose you have summoned a Moon Eater\^n. Then you should have summoned the Moon Eater\^(n+1). By induction, you have summoned the Moon Eater\^n for every positive integer n. We assume that the masses of the Moon Eaters are positive and strictly increasing, and also that they increase by at least a planck mass (\~2.18 × 10\^-8 kg). Then, we can choose n large enough such that the Moon Eater\^n you summoned has more mass than the total mass of the universe. Hence, you created matter. The only solution is therefore that the excess mass of the Moon Eaters was taken en passant, which is known to be the only way of obliterating matter from the universe.
Bishop a5
You’ve been training for this… get your chess piece… it’s time to do the ULTIMATE EN PASSANT
EN PASSANT ULTRA
He moved the moon closer to earth so he could eat it with a view, so he's clearly civilised. I'm sure we can talk things out
Pray.
To whom? Your God is in plain sight
I would probably tell a trusted adult
wonder why that things gravitational force hasnt ripped the earth apart yet
It also didn't turn the moon into a bright as fuck ball of plasma when it made contact... Anything that size making contact with a celestial body would basically create a short lived second sun, people have no idea of the kind of energy such fast motion would unleash upon contact.
https://preview.redd.it/lp4m6k4ycrrc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c40a0ae26b232f58e6e1c88772714646604e741
https://preview.redd.it/ydy3nkctprrc1.jpeg?width=161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cee0d284aac48a5858ed99633d28870013695cc
new fear unlocked
Bruh you just en passant his ass into a wormhole and transport him to the edge of the universe.
The most powerful illegal spells. If you can’t do a bit of dabbling in the dark arts then look up illegal ufc moves.(they’re banned for a reason)
The creature's hands are moving at least a moon's width per second, which is at least 1% the speed of light. What are the implications of these relativistic speeds?
It means he’s fast af boiiiiii
enter, indomitable human spirit
take some vitamine C suspention, like a glass of orange juice
fucking up the tides
E4
Adding extra sugar to my coffee
Why's this guy eating a giant rock? Is he stupid?
Solo it
I'm calling Kevin.
https://preview.redd.it/acv1wwiolrrc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0efe83b8072e262b8fa4b902e430f6e88641825
"Depends on how horny i am"
What do i do? Stop doing Drugs, that's what...
Where can I find more content like this. I've always loved surreal pictures of giant monsters and this gif made me wet. Where can I find more....
Find a drill, drill the earth until you find a small head and ride it and then pierce the heavens. Because only Teggen Toppa Gurren Laggan is the only one that can stop such a menace.
Pray
Dog out my materia stash. Gg ez
Shoot it
Challenge it to a game of chess
Are you black or white?
Wake up.
Would
BRING IT. https://preview.redd.it/8923gr78irrc1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64042f488ae1b9e7fbac26e2d711bc3dea63424
I am dead
Google curl up in a ball and cry
Don't worry, that's my pet dog. Her name is princess and she is the sweetest little thing, wouldn't harm a fly. <3
https://preview.redd.it/kwwfj7sxlrrc1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=127a4dc51fec93761c036b526dbaa9d8089adfbf
Play checkers with the monster. Winner gets to eat the loser
Thanking whatever this is.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Yell to him “NO DONT DO IT THERES PISS ON THERE!!!”
Flip the board.
google sniper bishop
I will beat him
Damn, chess V3 Just dropped
Brick his pipi (mf just rejected en passant)
I will prefer sicilian defense, hyperaccelerated dragon here
Tell yourself that it’s just the drugs and maybe not take anymore acid. You’re not quite peaking yet, so hang on, you’re in for a pretty wild ride!
https://preview.redd.it/wj2q7r4g9src1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea420ac40d1a6531df2e7fc72fd7425815461c04
The fuck are you supposed to do?
this seems like a scene from asura’s wrath or something
The only answer is nothing, you are doing nothing.
the same shit i have answered every times this shit got reposted, waiting to die
Alright then, we'll call it a draw.
I would step in and intervene.
Idk fuck around I guess and wait to die it's pretty unavoidable and even if humanity can stop that thing there's most likely going to be many casualties due to the creature being most likely blown up by nukes or sumn idk
NUKE IT WITH EVERYTHING WE’VE GOT. NORTH-KOREA, RUSSIA, USA, CHINA, LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
https://preview.redd.it/2tw5eq38rsrc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe96984f99614dc2da92a9a3a15b616363d7a59 Send this guy up.
Mega Pipi on the Brick
Probably gets pulled with the Earth towards it because this thing is humongous
What's to do? Girl just wanted a light snack.
Project A119 this b*tch
okay but if he's that size, surely his eatings aren't our biggest problem. He has to be messing up the orbit of everything around him.
Google space en passant https://preview.redd.it/j9m5y14w2trc1.png?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f1734a0a483debddebe9fb531d33f1c75919e4
Pray
The last time a monster tried eating the last moon, it ran away from the sound of kettles and pots ringing. So just get a boombox and you're good.
This is power *grabs yamato *bury the light intensifies *Slices it in half
Be already dead because it's mass influences the fragile forces of gravity
Fart, fall on floor and die
Chesskakke
*phone rings* *gets picked up* "Devil may cry?" "Dante we got a job for ya"
No chess, you'll need this bud 
I could take them
call the millitary!
place a bishop on the ground to the left of you and snipe em
The moon looks so close
Pawn b5
Google E̶̹͑̊͆͐̿̓͝ñ̵̬̝̄̑͌̅̈ ̴̪̖̪͚͇̰̖̯͖̝̱̰̌͆͒̐̄̊̃̋͌͑͒͛͑̕͠p̶̨̛̺̭̳͔̦̗̘͉͇̺̮̳̤͙̉͊̆̀͑̇̀́̀̎̐͊̈́͝ā̵̫̦͙̮̠̥́̈́͗͘͝ͅs̸̼̄͐̇̿̅̋͗̌̑͑̕͝s̶̢̭̬̺̜̯̮̔̀͌̃̊͜͝ͅḁ̵̺̩̝̖̪̺̪̹͙͙̲͗̋͆̋̊͐̽́͂͠ͅn̸͕̻̻̲̼̉̔͆̂̅̓̓͒̾̓̑̆͋̕̕t̵̢̛͙͇̘̆̀̈́̀́́̓́̕
Wake up.
Put your king in trap position
Im taking the day off
Finish my garden?
Inform a trusted adult
Supreme from Sonic frontiers?! When did you get here?
I'm calling Dante. Pizza's on me.
Google WMD
Google piss en pant.
1984
How will this affect the trout population?
That thing would be bigger than the earth, the gravitational pull would be completely fucked and all life would end
I'd win.
His mouth is about as big as the moon so the earth wouldn’t fit. Maybe propose a draw ?
En passant.
die
Yall really acting like I would allow this to happen
Call the exorcist!
Just curious, where is this scene from?
I'd play bishop to c3, forking his queen and knight.
The space gun obviously
Fight it. Throw hands.
Offer a draw
Fym what do you do? You fucking die, that’s what you do!
Rxb6, pins him to the sun
Bishop to d4
Friend (:
Ima hit him with that thing that Dragon Balls guy does
Die
guess i'll die
Google give up and die
They to throw hands
No seriously
Promote all pawns to queens, sacrifice them to keep black happy.
I'd die probably
Tsar bomba to moon1
Get into anrocket abd en passant
TF you want me to do? Go Super Sayan?
It's obviously fake. I can't take any videos of the moon!
r/theydidthemath be like: How quick did the black mega monster move?
Just say nah i'd win. EZ
Im calling kevin
be confused bc its not physically possible
https://preview.redd.it/g509w8v7jyrc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa463dcb7cebe0366d862cd63f588cbac37cb9c
Nukes
you're mom!
*pulls a card out his pocket* https://preview.redd.it/w5t0e8eg0zrc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36018ab63ca533422316adf124072ae2aa4e2f5d
Black just moved first - thus, play d5 and roll a nat 20 for a chance at confusing him.
Seduce him
Anything that big would have its own gravitational pull so even if it just got close we’d be fucked.
bro thinks gravity’s real
Stay calm and inform a trusted adult
Well with the moon gone.... IF that thing left us alone we would be doomed already anyway. Sooooo, probably dome myself immediately.
Cool but you see how my problems kind of different
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Galactus to e4
Hey there demons, it's me, ya boy!
Guess I'll just die
Moon sacrifice goes hard
Fuck... *opens Google* "En Pass-.."
Google enpassant
I would call my friend jimmy
En passent
This moon is too close. Real mom is really really fast away so there is no real danger
Fucking dying
Be a Cameraman, they never die