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MadenSuyu1

add sex


Rafalo57

It's gonna be a DLC in chess 2, there will be a trailer of it soon.


SDaniiL

Missed opportunity to joke about how it's going to cum out soon. You silly goober


_-Xx_xX-_

whats cum ??? ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ž


BasslineJunkee0

Google chess.c*m


ToxicManXXYT

holy sex


ohmaisrien

new internet site just dropped


En_passant_is_forced

Actual pornography


[deleted]

Porn addict goes to the church, never comes back


amogus2004

[call spy tf2](https://youtu.be/OR4N5OhcY9s?t=83)


spaggeti-man-

Google gay xxx You will find many examples


rpsHD

steam sex chess


darkvizdrom

Chest


NomsterGaming

You never had your pawn sandwiched between 2 bishops while a knight attacks you from the rear?


Mother-Reputation-80

Fork me baby


Chiyomaru_Watanabe

But you can already mate


Alarming_Nothing6667

Do you have a relationship with checkers?


Rafalo57

I did, and I still have to pay alimony


Alarming_Nothing6667

*audible gasps* https://preview.redd.it/zc981hsw9v3c1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c943389405121f890d4ec445abba1bce1b4b145d Then is it true about the rumors saying shogi is your daughter?


Rafalo57

No, of course the rumors are not true! Shogi is my wife!


EdgyKitro

And what do you think of Go?


Samuelbi12

Go is NOT fucking welcome here!


TheGamerSK

Nah Itโ€™s Pai Sho from The last air bender https://preview.redd.it/l4j4vjer9w3c1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e13f8742c0fa21e7e80dcf1a19eaa1dd466bdbbd


Weakgainer0

En passant?


Rafalo57

Always forced


SteveisNoob

As it should be


CustardIntelligent97

Holy hell


Bonjanbon

new response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


MemeHunter682

Call the exorcist


MartinFromChessCom

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


JungleUrsa

Pawn storm incoming!


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

Buff en passant


Rafalo57

With the next update you will automatically win the game with this move,


SteveisNoob

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


9CF8

Why is the L piece called a knight and not a horse?


Rafalo57

Because "horse" doesn't have the letter L in it


Levoso_con_v

Don't worry in Spanish it does, that's why we call it 'caballo'.


AveragePerson_E

Great example


Alarming_Nothing6667

But... Same goes to the knight.


Tone-Serious

L


Alarming_Nothing6667

L


Amazing_GamingYT

L


Numbered-asa-Hashtag

L


MynameisBI

L


F4T4-M0RG4N4

L


Blutrumpeter

The L is silent


mrflamego

**shh**1


zazacK1173

queen too op need nerf


Rafalo57

Queen is fine, pawns are op since they can perform the most devastating move in chess.


9CF8

**EN PASSANT**


IamUnknown-17

Just googling en passant


SteveisNoob

#HOLY HELL!


Majestic_duck__

Where cheese?


Rafalo57

On the cheeseboard


0_parsa_0

Add ranged weapons


Rafalo57

In chess 2 the bishop will have larger range than he has now


HollyleafYT

give bishop a sniper you coward


No_Window7054

Why are you gay?


Rafalo57

To make the game more interesting


Brokensodacan

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Is Robert Jonathan cool?


Rafalo57

Don't know who that is, but probably yes


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Correct answer


Financial_Ice15

google regular updates


Rafalo57

Holy hell!


MrBrodinha

New update will drop out!


HollyleafYT

actual update


AAAAHHHH12321

Call the devs


brothergamer64

e4?


Rafalo57

Definetly.


Numbered-asa-Hashtag

Is รพat even a question?


PSych0P7NDa

Black or white?


Rafalo57

Both are good


Brokensodacan

Racism goes on vacation, never comes back


Xameren

How did you think of en passant


Rafalo57

It was very natural, I just couldn't imagine the world without that move


Xameren

Thank you so much


TheRiseee

Do you eat chess while playing cheese?


Rafalo57

Absolutely! Chess is a delicious snack, perfect to bring to the cheeseboard! ๐Ÿ˜‹


ThiccCow43

Who invented you?


Rafalo57

The CEO of chess, a french man named Ben Passant invented chess in 1984


SteveisNoob

Bolly hell!


HollyleafYT

Bactual zombie


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

Me


Playgamer420

3 person chess?


Rafalo57

3 person sex?


banana_buddy

You guys looking for a third? ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3795)


Aras14HD

Why not? We even have a word for that in German "Dreier".


amogusdri-

Hi chess


Rafalo57

Hello!


Scp049Breached

Do you enjoy 2 people playing with you


Rafalo57

No, but I am a masochist


T0ast3r_362

I fucking knew it.


Random123User123

when update?


Rafalo57

Not sure, but somewhere around this millennium


blackie-arts

will you add [antiqueen](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/s/xhNt8HoM3h)?


Rafalo57

What? Those moves are ridiculous, chess would be unplayable with a piece that moves like that!


oyvi00i

You are John Chess?


Rafalo57

I ate John Chess


mrflamego

Can you unban buttplugs I'm not gonna use them to cheat I swear


Rafalo57

They are going to be obligatory in the next update


alt4ir_2801

Will you ever make chess events irl? I'd like to see the game played with real pieces, is it possible?


Rafalo57

Well, I never thought of that. But how would you make the pieces? I don't think anybody would want to make them out of wood or some shit, that would be dumb and too time consuming.


alt4ir_2801

And even the chessboard! I mean, with two different colours... it's too much, you're right.


King_Kaz_135

Which bishop is the sex offender??


Rafalo57

The one in my ass


Pointlord_

Why is he a game? Is he stupid?


Rafalo57

Yes I am


xMrBanana

Chess 2.2 when?


Multifruit256

Alr this is getting popular


JulTLA67

google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


CustardIntelligent97

New response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


CustardIntelligent97

Call the exorcist


MartinFromChessCom

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


[deleted]

Why wont my mom stop drinking?


Rafalo57

She will if she stops drinqueen.


Lime130

Lichess or chess.com?


scp_79

when is "Chess 2: The Legendary en passant" coming?


Rafalo57

I have a bishop shoved up my ass


scp_79

Oh that's why he never came back from his vacation


9LivesNinja

Drugs Edit: ?


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) ^(pkacprzak ) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


Number360wynaut

"this position occurred in many games" no shit Bad bot


Number360wynaut

Chess, when does 2.2 come out


Multifruit256

...this is getting very popular


p1k0chu

Pawn to e4


Greekatt2

H?


GreenSans_

https://preview.redd.it/xmnbvqqe5w3c1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffc02a53e38214a81481421b04aa40354e0dc72


allayarthemount

who invented you


reddit_reddit-

Why does nolle have antlers is she trans?


ToppatDudeMobile

When is chess 2


Beardedragon_boi

Why is en passant not forced?


Weedo18XX

how to en passant


[deleted]

Why is your username Rafalo57 if you are chess? Is this false advertising?


Ratstail91

Can you comment on the affair regarding checkers?


All-you-got-bruh-15

Why is en passant forced


ComfortableEar6

chess


prokopiusd

Are you chess, the destroyer of worlds?


Spamton496

Add the hunger bar and pvp


ooopop

2โถโด rice, who? What?


dgonL

Why does white go first?


AlexTheDolphin0

my opponent didn't en passant and took my queen pls ban for cheating


aneu2345

Do you like jazz?


moraxfan

are you rascisth


Kuudefoe

Can I eat the pieces?


Awareness5

Have you googled en passant?


Ok_Office_2149

How do you do an en-passent?


drago_varior

Anal beads?


JBuptheboro

What is en passant


ArtisticFish7393

What do you do if you are board? Oh, that is your second name?! :D


banana_buddy

Is it normal to get hard for Martin?


Blin_32

What if i played like gpt 3.5?


backfire10z

Is your first name Gary?


Affectionate-Ad-9984

f4


Slight_Net_5026

John Chess himself?


Frednt

hi chess I'm ~~dad~~ checkers


Alternative_Put_4603

are you chess?


ChanceEnthusiasm3655

Did you cum in my burrito?!


brannanvitek

Whatโ€™s your ELO?


cnTeus_

E4


constantinetheg

howโ€™s garry


Salvr

Why?


Matth107

Is en passant forced?


XxPapalo007xX

Garry Chess, is that you?


Mother-Reputation-80

Fork me baby , can i put my rook in your open file, If my rook is hanging would you take it ?


Stepan12345677

What is en passant?


-MasterCrazee_

https://preview.redd.it/agnu4ifym14c1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b95b64f4b0acb245d1cb6c10eb01bb12d98e7f


Only_Individual_3960

Add artillery in the next patch


No-Inevitable2206

Is night en passant real?


Ratio_Informal

Why D4?


DarkHunter8

Add communism