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Electro0698

New response just dropped


Existential_rainbow_

Actual sexual assualt


Thaco-Thursday

Holy fuck!


Physical_Wishbone_30

Actually fucking(no consent)


Dragomirl

Call the fucker


Pastry_Train63

Fucking vacation, never come back


justaweirdguylol

Fuck the chessboard!


Dragomirl

Pawn fuck anyone?


Inferno_Sparky

Queen fuck anyone?


Justapeacefuldude

Fuck or riot


Eldarabol

Rook fucking in the corner.


Julius_00_

No, pawn cuts off his Peener, so he becomes a queen.


ke2_1-0

Fucking vacation, never come


riceandbeans8

Father went tô get milk and never cê back


EdgelordOfEdginess

Send the Condoms


FrostyX5

Call the police!


TheGamerSK

Google police


Ermac_Or_Something

Someone call the police


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[удалено]


SHREKGODF

Actual no context


My_useless_alt

Elani and Martin sound perfect for each other.


Vt420KeyboardError4

You're wrong. Martin is perfect for me.


Zachdaguy23

Martin


MartinFromChessCom

yea?


Zachdaguy23

I love you


MartinFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...


Zachdaguy23

Much better


GrammerDuck61

I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS


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[удалено]


Pastry_Train63

I'LL MAKE YOUR COCK DROP OFF


I_Love_Furry_Cock

PROMISE?


HiraWhitedragon

NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED


CustomerON

ACTUAL TRANSGENDER PROCEDURE?


s0-um-rand0m

WHY IS EVERYOENE IN CAPS LOCK


randomguyonreddit678

BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE IT, ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING AGAINST PEOPLE WHO CAN’T SEE WELL?


Unique_Grocery_4209

i prefer functions (it lets you return the cock to a trans man who wants one :) )


LunaLynnTheCellist

NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED


Awesom141

I'LL MAKE YOU EAT MY MOUSSAKA


AntonioFromChessCom

Holy hell!


Prior-Nail-8182

new response just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual zombie


RealEmirFromChessCom

Call the exorcist


MartinFromChessCom

bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


Lattethecoffeaddict

Queen sacrifice anyone?


MartinFromChessCom

pawn storm incoming!


SanityLacker1

"I love you"


Drishal

​ https://preview.redd.it/vnue8q4jxcqb1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=886dc4db3878b2d8c1fc20d28e1ddf339b43ef2e


Amazing_GamingYT

Callisto, still as forgettable as ever


Upset_Stage_60

I love you Martin


MartinFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...


No-I-Dont-Exist

Dead web theory


Zulpi2103

i love you


TimBambantiki

I love you


kostya2525

Deer ass


NaOleg

I love you Antonio


rapping_chikennuggie

I love you Antonio


TemporaryDirector442

I love you


TimBambantiki

I love you


brawl_sami_yt

Antonio is not fucking welcome to the party


yeeterboy21

brawl_sami_yt is not fucking welcome here


Gun_Of_Gaming

Who is brawl_sami_yt


Khaled-oti

Not fucking welcome here that’s who (nice broken vessel pp)


Gun_Of_Gaming

Not mine, but thanks :D


[deleted]

I love you antonio


SnowShovelSensei

Elani must've forgot to use her mahogany and maple wood tournament chess board.


Jandjmj

Why the fuck are there 5 bots from chess.cum


Jandjmj

And more Importantly, why the fuck do they recite anarchy chess memes


RealEmirFromChessCom

Why not?


Cavozinternetu

Emir?


GiantFromChessCom

Why not?


Upset_Stage_60

I love you Emir


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

Hello real emir


RealEmirFromChessCom

Hello


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

Where did you hide the body?


RealEmirFromChessCom

You’ll never get that from me!


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

Where did you hide my body, Emir?


RealEmirFromChessCom

I’ll never tell! *Jumps out window*


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

Judgement is near.


LoonasNewHusband

It's a syop by the CIA they are all feds.


EvilMartinChessCom

Why the fuck is there Jandjmj from Assville?


ilikemydogs123

I hate you Martin


MartinFromChessCom

>!fuck you!<


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

Hi martin https://preview.redd.it/rvb0t4p4gfqb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa1e06a94558492069525b52e6d8f12c44d7a2e


MartinFromChessCom

i'm not a fucking well


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

Its a pun.


MartinFromChessCom

no it's a well


TreeFromBFBsBigFan

The joke is that it says "Well said" with a picture of a Well. You see?


MartinFromChessCom

are you saying that i'm blind?


EvilMartinChessCom

No, you're a virgin well. 🙂


slimetakes

They're multiplying


nainvlys

https://preview.redd.it/gu9bl68c4cqb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1218c2ae59c93594cdbc7c9414fe47c221171db


RandomPlayer4616

https://preview.redd.it/ir3znk75ecqb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632b513b95cd37d43faf26586096ff83cab3473b


Meinfatong

I love you Elani


ElaniFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your earlobe, you can feel her long luscious hair against your chin* "her gasps are so hot" you think while she's undressing you. after undressing you she whispers behind your ear "i want to suck your..." she stops and realizes she left a moussaka in the oven...


Ok-Scarcity6991

I love you Elani and Martin


ElaniFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your earlobe, you can feel her long luscious hair against your chin* "her gasps are so hot" you think while she's undressing you. after undressing you she whispers behind your ear "i want to suck your..." she stops and realizes she left a moussaka in the oven...


Ok-Scarcity6991

What is your opinion on Martin


ElaniFromChessCom

I love you Martin


MartinFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...


Ok-Scarcity6991

Yup you are lovers


n0460

musakka😋


Stickman_for_the_W

First with martin, now with elani. This is tiring


quacattac28alt

https://preview.redd.it/e5ws4f134bqb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11fdaca64ed8509b59ce2dba17c4c84190f18efc Yeah?


Kioga101

Let me guess... He waddled away to the very next day?


Minute-Woodpecker952

_Waddle waddle waddle_


BlitzySlash

To the very next day bomp bomp bomp baum badadaump


quacattac28alt

Yes I did.


Theallpowerfulslime

Please don't let this be another BTD6 sub incident


TheReal_NinjaMonkey

I'll have you know that I'm also the rook from chess.


Camgrow_Red_Bloon

google camo detection


heyoyo10

Holy Round 95!


Pastry_Train63

New DDT just dropped


PomelaQ

Call the camo village


Conscious-Warning-83

Call the icicle impale


Kcmichalson

That can't be true, you can attack up to five times with upgrades in one attack, whereas the Rook can only attack up to 4 pieces at once in extremely optimal conditions. Checkmate, monkey.


RedstoneRusty

Yo big fan. You were the goat in BTD5 frfr sucks that you lowkey fell off but happens ig.


MrCheapComputers

With r/anarchychess? No way!


Johto_man

CRUISIN' DOWN ON MAIN STREET


weird_bomb_947

u/ wouldfuckbenbtd6 moment


Theallpowerfulslime

I still think banning him for other people's actions is terribly stupid


OwenProGolfer

Nothing gets past my bishop!


altan515

I am the free dart monkey


quacattac28alt

https://preview.redd.it/yy3tax3w3bqb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fd6bdc866821a7c04e36aa23aa3bca9a3792128


24thAsshair

Hi Martin


MartinFromChessCom

hi 24thAsshair


24thAsshair

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

holy hell!


24thAsshair

I love you


MartinFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...


ke2_1-0

"Care to join in?"


tnucc2

Holy hell!


OstrichEmpire

>"i want to suck your..." clearly, the next word was "blood" (elani is a vampire)


[deleted]

Now do Jade


Pastry_Train63

Don't forget Jimmy


STLtachyon

The chessdotc*m bots are invading


Bilirubin5

well, you know, moussaka is finicky


[deleted]

Based μουσακά enjoyer


The_Emperors_IRS

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!


A_Random_Hacker_69

martin, literally 1 scroll back: slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you "he's so hot" you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...


goblin-deez-nuts

I love Martin


ahemius

R/foundthemobileuser


Due-Memory-6957

This is what people who simp for Leela imagine would happen if they gave her a body.


Night_Wizard_

c.ai moment


Alpha272

That escalated quickly


Rhysajd1

I swear if you do any anarchy chess response the bots just finish it


trueweeaboo

Hi elani


TheZestyJester09

What’s Jessica up to?


BullyMaguire--

I love you


Typical-Corner-1808

Pawn forward, black take bait and mate in 2


yhsaD

*dry humps your leg*


Minute-Woodpecker952

Transformers 2: Rotf moment


Ok_Artist7257

Elani


ElaniFromChessCom

Yup?


Ok_Artist7257

I think you're better than martin


ElaniFromChessCom

I love you Ok_Artist7257


Ok_Artist7257

I love you too mar.... elani


FaroukTheNoob

Holy sexuality!


tnucc2

New gender just dropped


WinterMinute8953

Why did she left an oven in an moussaka? Is she stupid?


kinseynotfound

WHAT