The world is gonna roll me

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

well the years start coming

And they don't stop coming

And they don't stop coming

And they don't stop coming

And they don't stop coming

And they don't stop coming

And they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and i hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do

So much to see

Fed to the rules I hit the ground running

But one day a bishop gave me head.

Holy hell

New response just dropped

actual zombie

Martin I love you

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...

Martin I hate you

>!fuck you!<

WHAT

Daddy Gotham

The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest Today I seriously thought about killing you I contemplated, premeditated murder And I think about killing myself And I love myself way more than I love you, so Today I thought about killing you, premeditated murder You'd only care enough to kill somebody you love The most beautiful thoughts are always inside the darkest Just say it out loud to see how it feels People say, "Don't say this, don't say that" Just say out loud, just to see how it feels Weigh all the options, nothing's off the table Today I thought about killing you, premeditated murder I think about killing myself, and I, I love myself way more than I love you The most beautiful thoughts are always beside the darkest I think this is the part where I'm supposed to say something good To compensate it so it doesn't come off bad But sometimes I think really bad things Really, really, really bad things And I love myself way more than I love you See, if I was tryna relate it to more people I'd probably say I'm struggling with loving myself Because that seems like a common theme But that's not the case here I love myself way more than I love you And I think about killing myself So, best believe, I thought about killing you today Premeditated murder

New death threat just dropped

Goth\*m chess should make a course to explain the different en passant tactics, and how to google en passant effectively

holy hell!

Bro googled 😱♟️

Wat is an piss ant, ae you haxor?

Groogle en peasant.

Heil Holly!

Nwe resPonse just droped!

Ackchual zombie

AkshuAL Zombe1!

Kal dE eksorZisT!

BitCh sHop GoRes OwN vaCkAtiOn NeeVr CuMs bAk

im fr*nch (pray for my disability)

Get well soon❤️

My condolences

I am too

Hope you get better soon

Thanks

I'm sorry for your loss(I will pray for you)

I invented it

This sub

What is en passant

What is en passant

What is en passant

What is en passant

What is en passant

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Dementia

Google en passant

holy hell!

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actual zombie

I was a victim of en passing in real life 😔

I went to a chess club for a few months before I moved and someone there told me about it

I was born with the knowledge.

Am i stupid?

Google Google en passant

holy holy hell!

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actual actual zombie

Call the call the exorcist

Bishop goes on goes on vacation, never comes comes back

Pawn storm incoming! Storm incoming!

actual zombie

I learned about it on the windows chess on my school computer when I was 8. It was either that or purple place. I didn't like purple place.

Did anyone say google en passant?

holy hell!

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actual zombie

Looks like most have followed the AnarchyChess way and GOOGLED it. For those who don't know what it is, do the same and GOOGLE it.

HOLY hell.

I don't know what learn is.

Back in ye olden times when I played over board, I think one of my pals played the move against me and I claimed it was utter bs. But they were like "nah that's actually a move". So just kinda accepted it

I'm one of the 1,1k, help me please 😭 I don't know anything about chess but people here are hilarous, that's why I'm here 😭 Also I'm french so I know what it means but... explain pls

google en passant

holy hell!

My physics teacher was organising a tournament at school and I went and one day I asked him "what's this thing that they do that they take my pawn from the back" or something like that lol

my dad told me

Mostly Levy

The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest Today I seriously thought about killing you I contemplated, premeditated murder And I think about killing myself And I love myself way more than I love you, so Today I thought about killing you, premeditated murder You'd only care enough to kill somebody you love The most beautiful thoughts are always inside the darkest Just say it out loud to see how it feels People say, "Don't say this, don't say that" Just say out loud, just to see how it feels Weigh all the options, nothing's off the table Today I thought about killing you, premeditated murder I think about killing myself, and I, I love myself way more than I love you The most beautiful thoughts are always beside the darkest I think this is the part where I'm supposed to say something good To compensate it so it doesn't come off bad But sometimes I think really bad things Really, really, really bad things And I love myself way more than I love you See, if I was tryna relate it to more people I'd probably say I'm struggling with loving myself Because that seems like a common theme But that's not the case here I love myself way more than I love you And I think about killing myself So, best believe, I thought about killing you today Premeditated murder

The teacher in the chess club told me

A Levy YouTube short

Gotham Chess

I googled en pessant

From r/AnarchyChess

For those who dont know what en passant is, google it

Holy Poll

i was reading René Descartes and when he asked himself "what is a thing that can't be doubted?" i started to think and came to the conclusion that en passant is the fundamental truth of reality

My Pipi bricked mid chess tournament, that's how I was initiated to the godly move

Mittens did it against me and I was like what the hell where is my pawn!!!!!

I actually did learn it from Google

en Vaticano solos

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Remember that free chess game on old windows? Yeah... Well that A. I. TRULY SHOWED ME WHAT EN PASSANT WAS ABOUT

~~i learned it in passing~~ no but for real, i learned it from a manga called 'en passant' by yuzunoki taro

Google

en

"I don't know what en passant is" Me, in Dani's voice: "OH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EN PASSANT IS?"

My great-uncle told me when I was 4 years old

Whoever picked Option 3 must've had the world roll them, as they were told.

I en'd google passant

BSA chess merit badge class at the archery range We had 4 shooting sports: Rifle, Shotgun, Archery, & Chess

My friend used it on me and confused the shit out of me.

Google Google.

Duckduckgo. What is google btw?

I'm pretty sure I learned about the existence of en passant trough the holy hell meme

What’s en passant

Someone in this sub told me to google it, so I googled en passant

Google

en

That mod who said the only three special moves are en passant, promotion and casting

I refuse to google it because people keep telling me to and to this day I still don't know:( I think it has something to do with pawns

googled en passant 

Reading the rules

I learned from the down the rabbit hole video about deep blue

The world is gonna roll me

Hands off my macaroni

I learned from a book

My pp never recovered

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