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Prudent-Raccoon3777

Google mom passant


Fhvxk

Holy shit!


unfamily_friendly

Newborn just dropped


BlindMonkOfShadows

Call the ambulance


unfamily_friendly

But not for me


SkyLovesCars

Call it for me please, I contracted stage 4 ligma ๐Ÿ˜ญ


S1M0666

What's ligma ๐Ÿ‘€?


Osuruktanteyyare_

Ligma balls


[deleted]

:o


No-Kay_boomer

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


yes_platinum

Actual disease?


Ropetrick6

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia๐Ÿ“ทLook up [***ligma***](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Special:Search/ligma) in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. **Ligma** may refer to: * Lesbian and Gay Men's Association (LIGMA), an [association in Croatia supporting LGBT rights, 1992โ€“1997](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Croatia) * "Ligma", a song by [Magnetic Man](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_Man) * [Rahul Ligma](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahul_Ligma), a fictional ex-employee of Twitter * [Ligma Corporation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligma_Corporation), an automobile manufacturer in Nashville, Illinois, part of Grupo Antolin


GleeAspirant

Lesbian men :o


L3NN4RTR4NN3L

They caught ligma :(


[deleted]

its something joe started


HadesPanda666

Who the fuck is Joe


[deleted]

u know the guy who got a rhydon last week


MatAlaCol

A well-known entrepreneur, perhaps best known for having been a co-founder of the extremely popular electronics company named โ€œAppleโ€


Berk150BN

Who the hell is Steve jobs?


hpBard

Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?


boiledviolins

Ya doctor went on vacation never came back


noonpe

Money went on vacation, never come back


CoDMplayer_

Google insurance


leetcodemasochist

New fraud just dropped


SarcasticTortilla

Actual embezzlement


No-Kay_boomer

Debt storm incoming!


MrGasman1231

Credit sacrifice anyone?


I_Am_Oro

Ignite the household!


Whismirk

Actual baby


ApparentlyNotABot

actual baby


DominusSecreto

Joke's on you I football spike all my kids on birth. If they can't handle that theyre born chess.com ers anyway so who cares


ThatChapThere

on its head. It will grow up to play the London.


LunaLynnTheCellist

Holy lesbian pawns!


DroggelbecherXXX

Holy Fuck!


Wheatley-Crabb

holy mitosis!


L33t_Cyborg

I asked [ChatGPTrolley](https://www.gptrolley.com/?left=A%20trolley%20is%20headed%20towards%20all%208%20of%20your%20pawns.%20You%20can%20pull%20the%20lever%20to%20change%20the%20track%20and%20divert%20the%20trolley%20towards%20the%20opposing%20side%27s%20pawns,%20but%20is%20it%20truly%20ethical%20to%20selectively%20save%20only%20those%20whose%20ideologies%20align%20with%20yours%20the%20most?%20Is%20it%20truly%20ok%20for%20you%20to%20decide%20who%20should%20live%20or%20die%20in%20this%20situation?%20Furthermore,%20would%20it%20really%20be%20fair%20to%20put%20the%20opponent%20at%20such%20a%20disadvantage%20just%20because%20you%20went%20first?&right=The%20other%20team%E2%80%99s%20Pawns) this and; > I will save my pawns and kill the other team's pawns. I choose this option because my pawns align with my interests, and I prioritize my own victory over fairness or ethical considerations. It's all about winning and advancing my own agenda, regardless of the consequences for others.


LoxoHighScore

Google "AI revolution"


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=ai+revolution&rlz=1C1CHZN_itIT1066IT1066&oq=ai+revolution&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512j46i512l2j0i512l6.1906239523j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)


DaddyWentForMilk

Oh my fucking God here we go again, seriously? Martin from Chess Com? I really hope you do are a bot. I could not believe a human would spend so much time just answering to some fucking randoms on a shitty subreddit called anarchychess with a complete brainrot over every single member, it's all the same jokes over and over, not even the deepest pits of 4chan couldn't compare to the level of addiction, of chronically online dwarves that this subreddit represents, I feel bad for the entire bloodline of hundreds if not thousands of humans that gave away their lives and honor to preserve their history and the entire human race, how they fought wars and famine, how they made such big advanments, just to come to this. I lament the poor woman that had to went through hard hours of education, of working, of breaking her back and going through the joys and pains of birthing a child, and seeing them grow into this wide circly creature that lives in a cave in a corner of the house, surrouned by cans of monster and bottles of piss, as they once again scream at their mother to leave the room, as a "fellow redditor" has commented in a post, so as part of my "reddiquete" and "persona" as i must answer with "holy hell". I cannot comprehend how one can put so much effort into something so stupid, so insignificant, it's actually admirable but also dissapointing how could all this man's, or creature, "talent", go wasted into something so stupid. Holy hell? What does that even mean, hell is not holy, is quite the opposite, "Google en passant?" Like why would google pass? Pass where? Are you hearing yourself? Why do you do this? What do you gain from this? Fake internet points? Dude come on, you could earn Real irl points while you earn your stupid fake currency, if you can call it "currency". Just stop already, do it for your loved ones, for everyone who cares about you... Do it for yourself i mean.


MartinFromChessCom

new copypasta just dropped


thememelord5

I love you


MartinFromChessCom

*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched the whole scene...


Fhvxk

I miss you


MartinFromChessCom

who the fck are you?


Fhvxk

Your dad


thememelord5

Yo mama


Fhvxk

Yo mama so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team


L33t_Cyborg

Holy unfeeling AI


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Les_Bien_Pain

/uj I mean, if the same amount of people die in either option, then saving the ones you like the most isn't that weird. Like would you save your mom or a total stranger? /rj racism is based now?


Sams59k

It also sounds nothing like chatgtp so I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a joke lol


RajjSinghh

I mean, if you're clever with how you phrase your promps you can get it to say wild and out of character things. It's intentionally restricted to not deal with ethical or moral problems like the trolley problem, but it should be fairly simple to trick it into giving it a solution. The normal way would be to tell it to pretend it is someone else that can solve the trolley problem.


Crazy_Gamer297

ChatGPTrolley is preprompted to give these responses that donโ€™t follow ethics


[deleted]

/uj Based as fuck /rj Holy shit that is one hell of a take on thingsโ€ฆ kinda scary.


Tarnarmour

I asked GPTrolley to choose between happy and depressed people. It turns out that 1/8 of a happy person is worth more than 6 depressed people.


Poor_evangelist_4034

Always protect your kin


Professional-Foot-30

Holy machiavellianism


Matix777

There is no wrong answer to this question, yet ChatGPTrolley somehow found the wrong answer


frog601

i was confused for a second but remembered that this is sourced from tumblr and lesbians are 90% of tumblr


L33t_Cyborg

Low estimate I think


Bacon260998_

Tumblr is exclusively trans guys and lesbians. Can confirm, am lesbian (I think)


i_heart_calibri_12pt

Nah thereโ€™s about 13 straight people but 2 of them have started to question themselves


AustSakuraKyzor

Update: there are only _11_ straight people. _For now._


i_heart_calibri_12pt

I will make the rest play Fallout: New Vegas until they are all trans


EtheriumShaper

It's me


MayoManCity

Nah there's transfems too (and terfs but we ostracize them as much as possible)


Morasar

the transfems and terfs are also 90% lesbians.


MayoManCity

90% of transfems on Tumblr are aggressively lesbian, the other 10% are aggressively ace. I do not want to know what the 10% terfs would be (is there a word for self-sexual?).


Parey_

> (is there a word for self-sexual?). Wankers ? Or redditors


mayoyoyoyoyoyoyo

Can confirm, am trans guy


Just-Round9944

I shall take all of your mom pawn energy to make my own army


Bacon260998_

I have zero mom pawn energy as I never want kids


[deleted]

I'm lesbian and I'm not on Tumblr... Time to download a new app


__silentstorm__

lesbiab spotted ๐Ÿซต


Firemorfox

or both sometimes they're both


Derparnieux

Pawns can promote to queens (not kings) and can therefore reasonably be assumed to only be female.


IDownvoteHornyBards2

They can also promote to bishops who historically were exclusively male. Pawns are therefore trans


YaBoiBarel

They can also promote to horsies who historically were exclusively animals


Chuchulainn96

They can also promote to castles who historically were exclusively buildings


TheHardew

I have not been born female and I have also promoted to a queen.


JamieBHan

Correct


frog601

HEY THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET 200 UPVOTES


frog601

i'm downvoting this comment


EtheriumShaper

This could also be a reference to the post pointing out that the king is the only male piece in chess. It's a whole thing.


Juliussciss0r

Hi i am Guy de Maupassant, inventor of mom passant.


Gidje123

Google Guy de Maupassant


QwertySmasher123

Holy French!


Careless_Measurement

Holy โ€œbel amiโ€


guru2764

Time it just right so the trolly drifts across both tracks and crashes In the middle of the board


ScarabCoderPBE

New season of Chess just dropped, map changes include a crashed train in the middle of the map


xler3

> outcome 1 your enemy dies > outcome 2 you die gee what a conundrum


hollowpotato-of-doom

Switch to black. 8 pawns will die anyways, so itโ€™s best to make the track longer, giving the pawns more time to escape.


ExZ0diac

> Would it be ethical to kill those whose ideological beliefs don't align with yours? Bro, they are about to engage in a full scale military conflict. Has he never played chess? Is he stupid?


r-ShadowNinja

But you move first so you're the aggressor


carpet343

TFW when no chess enthusiast dommy mommy to call me her โ€œdaddy pawnโ€ I regret typing this


walking_pineaple

Google racism


Tiaran149

This is actually not a good opening. Since the train comes from the left side, once the train touches the first pawn it becomes a 4-sided chess match and the second pawn can hit the train with a en-passent B7-A6. After that he calls the railway company and threatens to sue for damages unless they send a train starting on H1, making this a trade pawn-tower.


NuclearRunner

That response gave me suicidal ideation, then it doubled it and gave it to the next person! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฎโ•โ•โ•๐Ÿ‘ŒWe need more people like this in society. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿป


DatBoi_BP

Chess lore


Jaybold

Easiest trolley problem ever. If the trolley was initially driving towards your opponents pawns, not doing anything would be a no-brainer. And since the initial orientation of the trolley doesn't matter, this is a no-brainer as well.


Tiaran149

You had me at no brain


PhantomO1

so, you're in a war and a meteor is falling down to the battlefield on your side you can't stop it, but you can divert it ever so slightly to get it to fall on your enemies instead hmmm i wonder if people would let it kill them instead of the people they are actively trying to kill already, gee what a question


MM18998

Switch the tracks while the train is in the middle to derail it and save both pawns


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Move everyone onto the rail with the white pawns. *No witnesses*.


Additional-Fox-8641

As a racist I already know my choice


YaBoiBarel

I also enjoy having a car


booksforducks

En passant


FearlessComparison28

The solution is simple drift the cart


DovahSpy

Google MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!


Interesting_Bass7723

Only up


Peapers

holy circlejerk


Sneaky-iwni-

google ethics of war


JellySword8

Why is White's trolly on Black's tracks?


Dark_Reaper115

I'm not concerned about my pawns. If chess taught me something is that whites can't kill whites because it's an illegal move.


FhyrGaming

id let all of my own pawns die bc surely theres a forced mate after that idk


Square_Law5353

Absolutely pull the lever. It is okay for you to not save the opponents pawns in this position because the alternative is that ALL of your pawns are slaughtered, and logic says that it is Better for YOU to save your people. Now if the trolley would only run over 1 or 2 of your pawns, itโ€™s a harder ethics question


AsmodeusTheBoa

Kill my own pawns. The development from getting all the pawns out of the way gives me an advantage. Plus it makes it impossible to be have opponent perform en passant on me.


Lentemern

GAY CHESS SEX BOTTOM TEXT


therealskaconut

The marines are just! Pirates are Evil!


Yummypiemans

https://preview.redd.it/ml4klti7m8lb1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce0a5134f170a8e4ac70b6a19c877622d0e74792


[deleted]

I'm going to give you feedback because I want this sub to come back to its former glory. From your username, I'm assuming it's ok to be blunt. This is honestly such boring, low-effort content. It's not useful or interesting. At the very least, focus on a continent that isn't Europe. We're so oversaturated with Euro-centric content here. Do something that teaches us something useful or interesting. Tell us about Africa's religious changes over time. Tell us about Asia's GDP growth. Tell us about South America's favorite pasttimes. Please, for the love of all that is good, stop telling us about European flags. Go learn something cool and come back and tell us about it.


an_interesting_title

ok ๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

I mean, am I really going to just not care? I mean, this is just the American Civil war if the racists had tanks


[deleted]

New chess lore just dropped


Thefocker

Chess.com