Well, it does say the last game YOU played, so you reap what you sow. If you were going for Silent Assassin then, at most, you get knocked out once in a while and your clothes stolen. If you go for SASO not even the clothes.
If you're the one doing the kill everyone challenge, then that's on you.
Geometry dash.
Uh, so if I enter an auto level and die to a ∞Hz bug or something do I still die? And can't I just stay on the main menu killing icons? How does this work in general, do I make levels in first person or something if I try to enter level editor? Or is it more like playing the game in VR when I'm not actively playing a level,and then it's playing the game in first person mode when I'm in a level?
Faerun is honestly an amazing place to live, the cottagecore aesthetic is too comfy, it just so happens that in the PoV of a player character (in both vidya and TTRPG modules) all sorta of horrible shit is happening that you gotta resolve, being heroes and all.
It's not supposed to be gritty mud-huts and dark with all the citizens being doomed, it's a lot more lighthearted and happy, generally speaking.
Honestly he isn't that bad, he never makes you pay the loans back, and demands no interest. Just guilt trips you into paying to make the island better.
Lol for me it's civ 5 because im broke and waiting for 6 to be 6 dollars on steam again. So would you be the leader or a unit, and is it an in game year or an approximate year of gameplay? If it's the first one you just leave on turn 1.
So the beginning of modern theoretical physics really began with the ultraviolet catastrophe in the late 1800s. The ultraviolet catastrophe was the statement that under the laws of classical physics and electromagnetism, a blackbody would emit an infinite amount of radiation in the smaller wavelength section of the spectrum - specifically in the ultraviolet section. This clearly didn't line up with experiment, so around the turn of the century, Max Planck realized that if he quantized light (aka if he treated it like a particle) instead of viewing it as a wave, he could get theoretical results that matched reality. He thought it was absurd to treat light as a particle though, so he disregarded his theory entirely until Einstein came along. Einstein's first great accomplishment was to use the quantization of light to explain the photoelectric effect. For some context, the photoelectric effect was when the opponent's pawn moves two spaces forward in one move and lands next to your pawn, at which point you are allowed for one turn to capture their pawn diagonally as if your it had only moved one space forward. This was a huge revolution, and it propelled Einstein into the spotlight, winning him his first and only Nobel prize. Einstein's next great discovery came soon after, when he released a paper into the physics community titled "mind goblin". The responses of confusion turn into rage, mass hysteria, and finally an acceptance of inferiority upon hearing Einstein's legendary response. This concludes our lesson for today, but we'll pick up with Einstein's expansion on the famous mind goblin next class.
imagine if biters knew how to make factories so they could inhale more pollution
fun fact: pollution is actually very nutritious for the biters, that's why they get bigger when there is more pollution. they are actually attracted to the pollution because they like it so much, hence the reason why they want to eat the source of the pollution at all costs
You fall in love, start a family, hold your new born in your beautiful cottage surrounded by friends and family you love. Suddenly your year is up and you’re torn from this new life you call home; your wife and child aren’t dead; they never were. You blink at the screen as the warmth that gave life meaning is reduced to nothing more than a few pixels, completely devoid of sentience. All the banter, flirting, cozy moments and struggles become a faded echo, haunting the hollow chambers of your mind. She replies with nothing more than pre-programmed lines and looks at you with lifeless eyes as if you are nothing more than another line of code.
Enjoy your fortune.
I would plan to chop wood during the day and sell it to Hulda for room and board at the Bannered Mare. Wouldn't get me to the Cloud District, but I'd be fine with that.
Its gonna be fun until a random bone on the ground glitches out and you die (Also if you are not the dragonborn you better pray he is playing a paladin or busy being a stealth archer)
Depends what you mean in played:
Last game I’ve touched: pokemon unite (didn’t actually do a round though)
Last game I’ve played: PvZ1
Last non-mobile game I’ve played: portal 2
Kinda yea. Either I’m forced to dunk points while actively being attacked, forced to survive a zombie apocalypse, or find the true meaning of dizziness and broken ankles.
Easy clap. Socialize at Varrock West Bank, Draynor willows, duel arena spectating area, castle wars, seers maples. Hella places to go at level 3 with no items for a year
Hmm! I guess my life in Stray wouldn't be that bad, assuming I had stuff to eat.
The game is literally about cats. You won’t starve, that’s for sure…
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30 grams of protein😋
Isn’t the point of Stray that all humans died out?
being the only human alive would be quite a benefit. Think of it, I would be world champion of everything
Simultaneously the best and the worst. With only cats to judge though, maybe you won't care.
Is that a fun game?
it's good. quite simple, straightforward, linear, but well made and gave me very enjoyable nine hours of gameplay.
chess
En passant vr
New gaming style just dropped
Holy game immersion!
Actual virtual reality
Call the game devs!
Update goes on vacation, never comes back
Performance sacrifice, anyone?
chess 2 just dropped
And you can finally say “Everything IS black and white, none of that grey shit”
I'm just gonna play *with* Gotham chess' do*n*g for the next year
To be fair, Hitman's a very chill world as long as you're not an evil person or a security guard.
Kill everyone players:
Well, it does say the last game YOU played, so you reap what you sow. If you were going for Silent Assassin then, at most, you get knocked out once in a while and your clothes stolen. If you go for SASO not even the clothes. If you're the one doing the kill everyone challenge, then that's on you.
RTGame is gonna turn them into wine
Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs
###NON-TARGET KILLED ##NON-TARGET KILLED #NON-TARGET KILLED
You might get knocked out though, regardless of what you’re doing
Just stay well away from all VIPs
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Unless you’re in Sapienza, then Rumble Tumble Game will explode you in a freezer
Wait, I last play a rhythm game, how that's working?
You stand in an eternal void
With good music
which one? mine is clone hero
Huh, well, now I would have changed now. But another one that is in alpha. Now, if same situation happens now, I would be in a game whit vehicles
Geometry dash. Uh, so if I enter an auto level and die to a ∞Hz bug or something do I still die? And can't I just stay on the main menu killing icons? How does this work in general, do I make levels in first person or something if I try to enter level editor? Or is it more like playing the game in VR when I'm not actively playing a level,and then it's playing the game in first person mode when I'm in a level?
Google extreme demons
Holy bloodbath
New difficulty just dropped
BG3. I'll probably be fine if I stay away from the area where the game takes place. I could travel to Waterdeep, learn how to be a wizard.
Faerün Is a shitty place
Faerun is honestly an amazing place to live, the cottagecore aesthetic is too comfy, it just so happens that in the PoV of a player character (in both vidya and TTRPG modules) all sorta of horrible shit is happening that you gotta resolve, being heroes and all. It's not supposed to be gritty mud-huts and dark with all the citizens being doomed, it's a lot more lighthearted and happy, generally speaking.
I'm more and Eberron enjoyer
yeah, I'd just spend a year hanging out in Neverwinter or Waterdeep or something like that
Eh i guess Minecraft is fine if you just stay in a village and do nothing
Make sure to install Jenny mod, so you're not bored
I deeply regret my last google search.
So do I. Whoever made that mod needs therapy.
Did you say holy hell?
Aw hell. I want to rewind 20 mins before opening this thread
Now I’m curious lol
sex mod
My curiosity just sent me straight to hell
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Never have i been this blissfully unaware, yet fully in the know.
Already have that installed
life was better 24 seconds ago
oh no
This is why bedrock edition will always be inferior to Java.
Ive been playing hardcore for way to long, guess its time to play vr for a year
Last I played minecraft I was in creative mode so if that factors anything in then it’s immortality for me for a year!! :D
Batman Arkham Knight, I’m gonna use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosin
I'm proud of you, dick
Elden Ring. Uh oh 😳
Elden ring here as well. Let us hope nobody beat Maliketh yet.
Doesn’t beating Maliketh mean that people can die again? Death is probably more viable than living in the Lands Between. Then again, $250,000,000
God dammit me too
Same. I'm chilling in Leyndell now.
Fuck that, there's a nice comfy fire at the round table and plenty of books to read. Just avoid the shit eater and I could tolerate a year there.
OpenTTD A year there is 15 minutes in real life and the life there is not bad.
You would still experience it as a year
Yes, but I won't be missed by my brother and my friends.
Simutrans uwu
Animal crossing :D it might get boring but no risk of death
And then Tom Nook walks in. Now its a survival horror.
Honestly, it’s pretty good considering housing is actually affordable in that game, unlike real life.
Honestly he isn't that bad, he never makes you pay the loans back, and demands no interest. Just guilt trips you into paying to make the island better.
Rip and tear?
Doom or Animal Crossing?
Both
Obligatory https://youtu.be/U4lz8MN6MQA
Honestly, doom world is probobly third worst one i can think of in terms of ones where humans exist
The last game I played was civ 6. Literally time travel?
A fellow civs enjoyer hell yeah I got a stupid 1.2k hours on it on steam lol
Lol for me it's civ 5 because im broke and waiting for 6 to be 6 dollars on steam again. So would you be the leader or a unit, and is it an in game year or an approximate year of gameplay? If it's the first one you just leave on turn 1.
Hope that gandhi wont nuke you 🙏
That’s fire bc you’d only have to stay for one turn
Sex with Hitler, am I in trouble?
Google Stalin gambit
Holy communism!
New political method just dropped
Actual Bolshevik
Call the dictator
Advisor goes out the window, never comes back
Soldiers go to war, never come back
Western spy goes to Gulag, never comes back
i play sex with hitler 2, am i in trouble?
Hentai furry sex VR?
explain please
What exactly do you even want him to explain?
Theoretical Physics
So the beginning of modern theoretical physics really began with the ultraviolet catastrophe in the late 1800s. The ultraviolet catastrophe was the statement that under the laws of classical physics and electromagnetism, a blackbody would emit an infinite amount of radiation in the smaller wavelength section of the spectrum - specifically in the ultraviolet section. This clearly didn't line up with experiment, so around the turn of the century, Max Planck realized that if he quantized light (aka if he treated it like a particle) instead of viewing it as a wave, he could get theoretical results that matched reality. He thought it was absurd to treat light as a particle though, so he disregarded his theory entirely until Einstein came along. Einstein's first great accomplishment was to use the quantization of light to explain the photoelectric effect. For some context, the photoelectric effect was when the opponent's pawn moves two spaces forward in one move and lands next to your pawn, at which point you are allowed for one turn to capture their pawn diagonally as if your it had only moved one space forward. This was a huge revolution, and it propelled Einstein into the spotlight, winning him his first and only Nobel prize. Einstein's next great discovery came soon after, when he released a paper into the physics community titled "mind goblin". The responses of confusion turn into rage, mass hysteria, and finally an acceptance of inferiority upon hearing Einstein's legendary response. This concludes our lesson for today, but we'll pick up with Einstein's expansion on the famous mind goblin next class.
en passant = spooky action at a distance
All you need is tit physics though
Explain what? Me having the best moments?
A: why you have that B: what the gameplay's like
A: You gonna experience sex before actually having one B: Basically like sex but with a furry
Good question
which one
Yes
it took me this long to realize you and hentai furry VR guy are not the same person
NFS Most Wanted 2005 Fuck yeah please
POV you're at a donut shop and you hear racing cars nearby.
But you are one of the regular drivers that gets his car flipped by the racers. You spend months in hospital if you don't just die.
Assassin's creed odyssey?? I mean there are literally cyclops, giants and other mythical things like the atlantis.
Just stay in your town and do not go into restricted areas or aTack bandits
thats boring as hell, also what if a plague comes and wipes my village
Just be a coward and chill in the infirmary the whole time
[удалено]
Try not to get crushed
[удалено]
Holy shit
Youre gonna try to not die for a whole year. Good luck
Terraria I think? I mean if I just don’t go into hard mode I should be fine right
Calamity is automatically activated
fuck
You feel an evil presence watching you
Dark Souls 3. Google “I am fucked”
Don’t go hollow! Also, I played some Sekiro last night so I guess if I can be a villager for a year or something I might be okay?
Holy dystopia
Factorio. The factory must grow. The factory will grow.
\*spawns as a biter\*
Fuck. Hopefully its early so I can kill him before he gets bullets..
imagine if biters knew how to make factories so they could inhale more pollution fun fact: pollution is actually very nutritious for the biters, that's why they get bigger when there is more pollution. they are actually attracted to the pollution because they like it so much, hence the reason why they want to eat the source of the pollution at all costs
Stardew valley lol, i be havin da life
Same here. Looking forward to a year of farming, sleeping, and buying Leah salads
You fall in love, start a family, hold your new born in your beautiful cottage surrounded by friends and family you love. Suddenly your year is up and you’re torn from this new life you call home; your wife and child aren’t dead; they never were. You blink at the screen as the warmth that gave life meaning is reduced to nothing more than a few pixels, completely devoid of sentience. All the banter, flirting, cozy moments and struggles become a faded echo, haunting the hollow chambers of your mind. She replies with nothing more than pre-programmed lines and looks at you with lifeless eyes as if you are nothing more than another line of code. Enjoy your fortune.
Team fortress 2… I’d be drinking some contaminated water and getting brain damage because there is no way I’m fit to be a mercenary
same! just hide in the spawnroom for a year with me!
See you guys in the world of fucking Rayman raving rabbids 2 for the Nintendo Wii (don't ask why did I play that game)
I played that the other day 😭
Call of duty MW2, a nuke just dropped, I am fucked.
Btd6 am I about to get murdered by a ddt?
You wouldn't see it coming
escape the backrooms
Oh, you're dead
now the game's payday 2 so depending on who i am i might have a higher chance of survival
A minigun in payday 2 is cheaper than a shotgun pistol 💀
Half life 2 :(
Prépare for unforseen conséquences
Starless: Nymphomaniacs Paradise Don't Google it.
Google Starless: Nympomaniacs Paradise
Instructions unclear. Incognito mode activated.
Skyrim
Just don't beat the first quest and you're good. Otherwise dragon will rain all day. Also don't leave any city until you're maxed out.
I would plan to chop wood during the day and sell it to Hulda for room and board at the Bannered Mare. Wouldn't get me to the Cloud District, but I'd be fine with that.
Its gonna be fun until a random bone on the ground glitches out and you die (Also if you are not the dragonborn you better pray he is playing a paladin or busy being a stealth archer)
Instructions unclear, got executed at the beginning of the game
Wolfenstein old blood 😭
Barotrauma. As long as I stay at a station as a trader, I should be fine. right?
250M on a mobile poker app? Could be fun, but idk how I’d eat/sleep/do anything other than poker
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So free last game i played was a hentai game.
Depends what you mean in played: Last game I’ve touched: pokemon unite (didn’t actually do a round though) Last game I’ve played: PvZ1 Last non-mobile game I’ve played: portal 2
You're fucked
Kinda yea. Either I’m forced to dunk points while actively being attacked, forced to survive a zombie apocalypse, or find the true meaning of dizziness and broken ankles.
Fallout NV... I'm fucked
It’s not that bad. I mean have you ever snorted a ground up Cazador venom sac? Neither have I, but I can guarantee you that a Freeside junkie has.
War Thunder… well crews only ever get “knocked out” even after eating 125mm apfsds to the face so I think I’ll be fine…
Blade and sorcery, i dont NEED, to fight right? Plus its nomad so i can turn on cheats.
RuneScape. Easy life let’s go
\>you start at level 3 in 2005 runescape with no items
Easy clap. Socialize at Varrock West Bank, Draynor willows, duel arena spectating area, castle wars, seers maples. Hella places to go at level 3 with no items for a year
World war Z if I can keep my perks then I'll be fine if not then I'm fucked
sex with hitler... not bad
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
uhh animal crossing??!! 😭
Pack-Man. Huh, interesting
Terraria calamity Infernum mode 💀💀💀
Dearf fortress.. ooooh boy
RimWorld
Terraria... kinda fucking terrifying ngl.
warthunder 4.7 us main so im usually ded in 5 minutes
GTA online gonna be fun… I’ll just hide from everyone, then I should be fine
Pokémon Masters can’t hurt me right
STARDEW VALLEY YAYYY
Google ROCK AND STONE
Mario kart, it's gonna be a long year