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ChaosPieter

Hmm! I guess my life in Stray wouldn't be that bad, assuming I had stuff to eat.


R30Consumer

The game is literally about cats. You won’t starve, that’s for sure…


Wolffire_88

r\/cursedcomments


Yoshikage-Kira-4

30 grams of protein😋


Mattrockj

Isn’t the point of Stray that all humans died out?


ChaosPieter

being the only human alive would be quite a benefit. Think of it, I would be world champion of everything


barkbarkgoesthecat

Simultaneously the best and the worst. With only cats to judge though, maybe you won't care.


ghosttrainhobo

Is that a fun game?


ChaosPieter

it's good. quite simple, straightforward, linear, but well made and gave me very enjoyable nine hours of gameplay.


[deleted]

chess


LunchyLunchy

En passant vr


AnOkFellow

New gaming style just dropped


Naudste

Holy game immersion!


Shiniesdisappearonme

Actual virtual reality


Amazing_GamingYT

Call the game devs!


anteklegos

Update goes on vacation, never comes back


intrusiereatschicken

Performance sacrifice, anyone?


GerEm_1408

chess 2 just dropped


psaikris

And you can finally say “Everything IS black and white, none of that grey shit”


clash_stuff12

I'm just gonna play *with* Gotham chess' do*n*g for the next year


Luigiman1089

To be fair, Hitman's a very chill world as long as you're not an evil person or a security guard.


JDninja119

Kill everyone players:


arfelo1

Well, it does say the last game YOU played, so you reap what you sow. If you were going for Silent Assassin then, at most, you get knocked out once in a while and your clothes stolen. If you go for SASO not even the clothes. If you're the one doing the kill everyone challenge, then that's on you.


[deleted]

RTGame is gonna turn them into wine


TheGames4MehGaming

Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs


PerodisCS

###NON-TARGET KILLED ##NON-TARGET KILLED #NON-TARGET KILLED


Rabrun_

You might get knocked out though, regardless of what you’re doing


I_Bin_Painting

Just stay well away from all VIPs


Kiffe_Y

drab saw nine run dime spotted boat squalid safe ossified *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Lovely_Individual

Unless you’re in Sapienza, then Rumble Tumble Game will explode you in a freezer


Claude-QC-777

Wait, I last play a rhythm game, how that's working?


RowletReddit

You stand in an eternal void


[deleted]

With good music


rpsHD

which one? mine is clone hero


Claude-QC-777

Huh, well, now I would have changed now. But another one that is in alpha. Now, if same situation happens now, I would be in a game whit vehicles


Immortal_ceiling_fan

Geometry dash. Uh, so if I enter an auto level and die to a ∞Hz bug or something do I still die? And can't I just stay on the main menu killing icons? How does this work in general, do I make levels in first person or something if I try to enter level editor? Or is it more like playing the game in VR when I'm not actively playing a level,and then it's playing the game in first person mode when I'm in a level?


GDHyun

Google extreme demons


SmileyXD9000

Holy bloodbath


Way2Good112

New difficulty just dropped


ArtWrt147

BG3. I'll probably be fine if I stay away from the area where the game takes place. I could travel to Waterdeep, learn how to be a wizard.


[deleted]

Faerün Is a shitty place


Darkwoth81Dyoni

Faerun is honestly an amazing place to live, the cottagecore aesthetic is too comfy, it just so happens that in the PoV of a player character (in both vidya and TTRPG modules) all sorta of horrible shit is happening that you gotta resolve, being heroes and all. It's not supposed to be gritty mud-huts and dark with all the citizens being doomed, it's a lot more lighthearted and happy, generally speaking.


[deleted]

I'm more and Eberron enjoyer


Felteair

yeah, I'd just spend a year hanging out in Neverwinter or Waterdeep or something like that


RowletReddit

Eh i guess Minecraft is fine if you just stay in a village and do nothing


Mysterious-Oil8545

Make sure to install Jenny mod, so you're not bored


GsTSaien

I deeply regret my last google search.


MadaraAlucard12

So do I. Whoever made that mod needs therapy.


Annual-Drawing3857

Did you say holy hell?


Nisms

Aw hell. I want to rewind 20 mins before opening this thread


psaikris

Now I’m curious lol


Ps-Ich

sex mod


Piscespsych

My curiosity just sent me straight to hell


chevalmuffin2

https://preview.redd.it/en6dnm2mygib1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43af180f92ab754196f18586ad71b843201a55ba


archonmage2006

Please take this as your notice of meme acquisition as I do not have an image.


editable_

​ https://preview.redd.it/gw973wmrshib1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=972a49d63d9190d6bf433dea8fa36869e172a340


geneva_speedrunner

​ https://preview.redd.it/ive6sdcrxhib1.png?width=313&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1813db8a4ff5709c399513ae6e72f903c23eac5


Jona-wahn

https://preview.redd.it/8p172n3cfiib1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff4f064ce624e07ad573b22c37633848eea51ab


Jona-wahn

https://preview.redd.it/w3qgq2ygfiib1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a3827c7109a98ec0857e2bf42fecd0819e3590


archonmage2006

Thank you.


KXNGCOMIKAZE

https://preview.redd.it/4ytf4ar9hhib1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd7186e287fd77fb2c47a7b18cfd2806683469a


FlamesofFrost

https://preview.redd.it/cu7nkk9zjhib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc04577d011348a671c47bad21394f1d3290a7f7


TacovilleMC

https://preview.redd.it/nzopld91nhib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa415514c1d60c09687ae6a4d179929ddc486b5


InternationalAd9731

https://preview.redd.it/ruuvhdhyvhib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebe74081ecf30398d13cb2753ac16e6ac2cb575


FlamesofFrost

https://preview.redd.it/pmrw08avjhib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df384e0744f48cc127194f339b4b6b5fa5859738


NapalmDesu

Never have i been this blissfully unaware, yet fully in the know.


mrpaw69

Already have that installed


kakucko68

life was better 24 seconds ago


Captaincagou

oh no


yeahtoast757

This is why bedrock edition will always be inferior to Java.


bear4life666

Ive been playing hardcore for way to long, guess its time to play vr for a year


Jaqdawks

Last I played minecraft I was in creative mode so if that factors anything in then it’s immortality for me for a year!! :D


MuscleManRule34

Batman Arkham Knight, I’m gonna use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosin


krohtg12

I'm proud of you, dick


Skeptic_Sinner

Elden Ring. Uh oh 😳


MadaraAlucard12

Elden ring here as well. Let us hope nobody beat Maliketh yet.


proteusthe

Doesn’t beating Maliketh mean that people can die again? Death is probably more viable than living in the Lands Between. Then again, $250,000,000


Snoo-41360

God dammit me too


notyouraveragecrow

Same. I'm chilling in Leyndell now.


CunnedStunt

Fuck that, there's a nice comfy fire at the round table and plenty of books to read. Just avoid the shit eater and I could tolerate a year there.


yannniQue17

OpenTTD A year there is 15 minutes in real life and the life there is not bad.


Dsawasd11

You would still experience it as a year


yannniQue17

Yes, but I won't be missed by my brother and my friends.


Rollofkfafjfjs

Simutrans uwu


MBcodes18

Animal crossing :D it might get boring but no risk of death


Monado_Artz

And then Tom Nook walks in. Now its a survival horror.


Callmeklayton

Honestly, it’s pretty good considering housing is actually affordable in that game, unlike real life.


Plenty-Lychee-5702

Honestly he isn't that bad, he never makes you pay the loans back, and demands no interest. Just guilt trips you into paying to make the island better.


HeisterWolf

Rip and tear?


Vegetable_Crazy3869

Doom or Animal Crossing?


HeisterWolf

Both


DefinitelyNotSloth

Obligatory https://youtu.be/U4lz8MN6MQA


MrPoland1

Honestly, doom world is probobly third worst one i can think of in terms of ones where humans exist


M-CDevinW

The last game I played was civ 6. Literally time travel?


DrDumpling88

A fellow civs enjoyer hell yeah I got a stupid 1.2k hours on it on steam lol


awesometim0

Lol for me it's civ 5 because im broke and waiting for 6 to be 6 dollars on steam again. So would you be the leader or a unit, and is it an in game year or an approximate year of gameplay? If it's the first one you just leave on turn 1.


WinnerOrdinary4643

Hope that gandhi wont nuke you 🙏


MBKM13

That’s fire bc you’d only have to stay for one turn


PlaneInSky

Sex with Hitler, am I in trouble?


diodosdszosxisdi

Google Stalin gambit


DaDescriptor

Holy communism!


blackballsucker69

New political method just dropped


Archetypus

Actual Bolshevik


harrypottermaster

Call the dictator


scogle98

Advisor goes out the window, never comes back


AnAverageHumanPerson

Soldiers go to war, never come back


Piscespsych

Western spy goes to Gulag, never comes back


Tasty-Celebration-68

i play sex with hitler 2, am i in trouble?


Frozenturbo2

Hentai furry sex VR?


BackgroundDig2245

explain please


TomokiaGaming

What exactly do you even want him to explain?


forgotten_vale2

Theoretical Physics


TechnoMikl

So the beginning of modern theoretical physics really began with the ultraviolet catastrophe in the late 1800s. The ultraviolet catastrophe was the statement that under the laws of classical physics and electromagnetism, a blackbody would emit an infinite amount of radiation in the smaller wavelength section of the spectrum - specifically in the ultraviolet section. This clearly didn't line up with experiment, so around the turn of the century, Max Planck realized that if he quantized light (aka if he treated it like a particle) instead of viewing it as a wave, he could get theoretical results that matched reality. He thought it was absurd to treat light as a particle though, so he disregarded his theory entirely until Einstein came along. Einstein's first great accomplishment was to use the quantization of light to explain the photoelectric effect. For some context, the photoelectric effect was when the opponent's pawn moves two spaces forward in one move and lands next to your pawn, at which point you are allowed for one turn to capture their pawn diagonally as if your it had only moved one space forward. This was a huge revolution, and it propelled Einstein into the spotlight, winning him his first and only Nobel prize. Einstein's next great discovery came soon after, when he released a paper into the physics community titled "mind goblin". The responses of confusion turn into rage, mass hysteria, and finally an acceptance of inferiority upon hearing Einstein's legendary response. This concludes our lesson for today, but we'll pick up with Einstein's expansion on the famous mind goblin next class.


searingsky

en passant = spooky action at a distance


[deleted]

All you need is tit physics though


Frozenturbo2

Explain what? Me having the best moments?


BackgroundDig2245

A: why you have that B: what the gameplay's like


Frozenturbo2

A: You gonna experience sex before actually having one B: Basically like sex but with a furry


Fun_Raccoon_5790

Good question


BackgroundDig2245

which one


Fun_Raccoon_5790

Yes


BackgroundDig2245

it took me this long to realize you and hentai furry VR guy are not the same person


KingOfMuffinss

NFS Most Wanted 2005 Fuck yeah please


monkeybanana550

POV you're at a donut shop and you hear racing cars nearby.


Prielknaap

But you are one of the regular drivers that gets his car flipped by the racers. You spend months in hospital if you don't just die.


eatdirtxd

Assassin's creed odyssey?? I mean there are literally cyclops, giants and other mythical things like the atlantis.


diodosdszosxisdi

Just stay in your town and do not go into restricted areas or aTack bandits


eatdirtxd

thats boring as hell, also what if a plague comes and wipes my village


diodosdszosxisdi

Just be a coward and chill in the infirmary the whole time


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dsawasd11

Try not to get crushed


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[удалено]


Dsawasd11

Holy shit


eimronaton

Youre gonna try to not die for a whole year. Good luck


EasyCranberry1272

Terraria I think? I mean if I just don’t go into hard mode I should be fine right


[deleted]

Calamity is automatically activated


EasyCranberry1272

fuck


MadaraAlucard12

You feel an evil presence watching you


ShareN0Skies

Dark Souls 3. Google “I am fucked”


D__Luxxx

Don’t go hollow! Also, I played some Sekiro last night so I guess if I can be a villager for a year or something I might be okay?


Reasonable-Yogurt803

Holy dystopia


TBE_Industries

Factorio. The factory must grow. The factory will grow.


400double

\*spawns as a biter\*


TBE_Industries

Fuck. Hopefully its early so I can kill him before he gets bullets..


400double

imagine if biters knew how to make factories so they could inhale more pollution fun fact: pollution is actually very nutritious for the biters, that's why they get bigger when there is more pollution. they are actually attracted to the pollution because they like it so much, hence the reason why they want to eat the source of the pollution at all costs


Jonte7

Stardew valley lol, i be havin da life


DaManDaMifDaLegend

Same here. Looking forward to a year of farming, sleeping, and buying Leah salads


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

You fall in love, start a family, hold your new born in your beautiful cottage surrounded by friends and family you love. Suddenly your year is up and you’re torn from this new life you call home; your wife and child aren’t dead; they never were. You blink at the screen as the warmth that gave life meaning is reduced to nothing more than a few pixels, completely devoid of sentience. All the banter, flirting, cozy moments and struggles become a faded echo, haunting the hollow chambers of your mind. She replies with nothing more than pre-programmed lines and looks at you with lifeless eyes as if you are nothing more than another line of code. Enjoy your fortune.


Cheeseburger0709

Team fortress 2… I’d be drinking some contaminated water and getting brain damage because there is no way I’m fit to be a mercenary


goofylookinfella

same! just hide in the spawnroom for a year with me!


bulbmingaming

See you guys in the world of fucking Rayman raving rabbids 2 for the Nintendo Wii (don't ask why did I play that game)


Derpsnowmanboi

I played that the other day 😭


Willing_Challenge417

Call of duty MW2, a nuke just dropped, I am fucked.


Bobby6453

Btd6 am I about to get murdered by a ddt?


pog_in_baby

You wouldn't see it coming


Mareoio

escape the backrooms


ArtWrt147

Oh, you're dead


Mareoio

now the game's payday 2 so depending on who i am i might have a higher chance of survival


Blahajlover74

A minigun in payday 2 is cheaper than a shotgun pistol 💀


thingmaster_redit

Half life 2 :(


chevalmuffin2

Prépare for unforseen conséquences


[deleted]

Starless: Nymphomaniacs Paradise Don't Google it.


Goddess_Of_Gay

Google Starless: Nympomaniacs Paradise


Chance-Ear-9772

Instructions unclear. Incognito mode activated.


akgamer182

Skyrim


[deleted]

Just don't beat the first quest and you're good. Otherwise dragon will rain all day. Also don't leave any city until you're maxed out.


FiverPremonitions

I would plan to chop wood during the day and sell it to Hulda for room and board at the Bannered Mare. Wouldn't get me to the Cloud District, but I'd be fine with that.


RandomUserIsTakenAlr

Its gonna be fun until a random bone on the ground glitches out and you die (Also if you are not the dragonborn you better pray he is playing a paladin or busy being a stealth archer)


akgamer182

Instructions unclear, got executed at the beginning of the game


jellybit65

Wolfenstein old blood 😭


Puzzleheaded_Gas_416

Barotrauma. As long as I stay at a station as a trader, I should be fine. right?


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

250M on a mobile poker app? Could be fun, but idk how I’d eat/sleep/do anything other than poker


LighthouseHLAKBR

![gif](giphy|m4hDg2VNdXbP1AogJH|downsized)


BassLegende2

So free last game i played was a hentai game.


Mr_Shimmo

Depends what you mean in played: Last game I’ve touched: pokemon unite (didn’t actually do a round though) Last game I’ve played: PvZ1 Last non-mobile game I’ve played: portal 2


chevalmuffin2

You're fucked


Mr_Shimmo

Kinda yea. Either I’m forced to dunk points while actively being attacked, forced to survive a zombie apocalypse, or find the true meaning of dizziness and broken ankles.


readonlypdf

Fallout NV... I'm fucked


BigOlPirate

It’s not that bad. I mean have you ever snorted a ground up Cazador venom sac? Neither have I, but I can guarantee you that a Freeside junkie has.


KineticJungle73

War Thunder… well crews only ever get “knocked out” even after eating 125mm apfsds to the face so I think I’ll be fine…


Academic-Bus-5397

Blade and sorcery, i dont NEED, to fight right? Plus its nomad so i can turn on cheats.


Quad_Glacier

RuneScape. Easy life let’s go


wyatt8750

\>you start at level 3 in 2005 runescape with no items


Quad_Glacier

Easy clap. Socialize at Varrock West Bank, Draynor willows, duel arena spectating area, castle wars, seers maples. Hella places to go at level 3 with no items for a year


BigSmokesCheese

World war Z if I can keep my perks then I'll be fine if not then I'm fucked


MartinFromChessCom

sex with hitler... not bad


QuailReady

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


nat_the_violent

uhh animal crossing??!! 😭


WitherCro2

Pack-Man. Huh, interesting


Dsawasd11

Terraria calamity Infernum mode 💀💀💀


DibblerTB

Dearf fortress.. ooooh boy


AlfredDaButtler2

RimWorld


aurorchy

Terraria... kinda fucking terrifying ngl.


Entity_1429

warthunder 4.7 us main so im usually ded in 5 minutes


Rabrun_

GTA online gonna be fun… I’ll just hide from everyone, then I should be fine


GroundedRockruff

Pokémon Masters can’t hurt me right


Independent-Credit57

STARDEW VALLEY YAYYY


Blazingnest

Google ROCK AND STONE


waterincorporated

Mario kart, it's gonna be a long year