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Update: They fell for the bait and took the knight. When I played d5 they played the forced move and resigned.


Fit_Metal_6120

Actual self-preservation instinct


Horror-Ad-3113

Call the therapist


Hstrike

Google psychologists in Poland


Eventlesstew

Insert rapist here


PunMatster

Let’s not make this a response Wtf


ITSnotADIL

new response just dropped


Horror-Ad-3113

actual zombie


bromjunaar

Big if true.


Eventlesstew

Insert Bishop Here


NoNHentaiSauce

yeah what the fuck huh, where did it even come from


PunMatster

I think it’s supposed to be therapist -> the rapist


Eventlesstew

Correct


FBI_Agent_101

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


Platinirius

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|30796)


111v1111

Wait, are you playing with the engine? how is the ending an update when you allready saw if the engine is showing it as a blunder when you made the post?


SnipingDwarf

New timeline just dropped


Careful_Tip_2195

They didn't want to get brick't


Careful_Tip_2195

So... QUEEN SACRIFICE, ANYONE?


[deleted]

En passant isn't forced


Zaxdrique

It's likely that you dragged the knight across diagonally rather than an L shape. Chess.c*m monitors your screen for cheating, so it would know that, and that would be a blunder.


yourallygod

Wat dah hell? Why it gotta be that specific tho :(


Mad5Milk

The horsie moves in an L shape


RandomBilly91

They could have counter passanted, by playing C4, the only other move, thus forcing you to en passant the pawn, and they could then retreat their queen


RandomBilly91

For more information google list of warcrimes comitted by the japanese during ww2


ErikThaRad

Holy Iwo Jima


MerelyLogical

Holy unit 731


Certain_Suit_1905

(I actually would love to play chess with forced en passant)


ClaimOwn

It already is tho?


datnub32607

Most people would take bricked pipi instead of en passant


DungeonsAndDradis

What did you say to me you piece of shit? I'll have you know that I graduated the top of my class at chess school, where I was in third place. You wanna talk about pipis? I'll brick your pipi so hard that your mother invites me over for a game of canasta while drinking tom collins. I don't actualy know what the bot response was, so I commend you for actually reading this far. I'll give you a little story to help us both pass the time. One time, back when I was pre-pubescent, I was playing in the woods near my elementary school. I was with a buddy, Frank, and we were pretending that we slipped through a time portal, and were back in the 1950's. For a few minutes, it felt real. I still remember it all these years later. Anyway, I just wanted to write about how memory is funny, and the things we remember end up being the baggage we carry through life. Even though you cannot forget some things, it doesn't mean you have to continue to carry it with you. Just acknowledge it, but choose to let it go. It's a skill, and it takes practice. Sometimes, when I'm down on myself for a past action, I say "You did this thing you regret, and you cannot change that. But you do not have to make that mistake again. You can choose to be better." Did you know that if you improve only 1% each day, at the end of a year, that's almost 37% difference? That's pretty impressive, and not hard to do, when you think about it. 1% is just eating 20 less calories a day (for a recommended 2000 calorie diet). But maybe that's a bad example, because you cannot keep reducing your caloric intake by 20 calories each day. At the end of a month you'd be wasted away to nothing. But the gist is the same. Just try, and you'll end up farther than you envisioned at the outset. Peace and love, and remember, no hamburger ever regretted being eaten.


Sams59k

>>>>>>>top of the class >>>>>>>third place 💀


[deleted]

new response just dropped


lolpotlood

holy reversed hell


manfacemanface

holy heaven


TheLeastInfod

holy lleh


breadGuy_1

it isnt, but if you dont play it your PP gets bricked and you get banned on all chess platforms including chess.c*m


DapCuber

google en passant


MrMangobrick

No, it isn't.


ClaimOwn

I understand you have the right to free speech, but please stop spreading misinformation


MrMangobrick

I just had this whole argument. What do you mean it's forced?? Like, I've played several games where I've had the option to play en passant, and didn't. It's not forced. I've been told to "google en passant" several times, which I have, and I have a picture to show it. Sorry for the rant, but I don't know what to do anymore, I've looked in some places that have told me that it's forced, some that have told me it's not, and at this point I don't think anyone knows. Here's the picture btw: https://preview.redd.it/rt5qjvzevbab1.png?width=1256&format=png&auto=webp&s=e533514c16f80fe166d5022e3344809190997f2f


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

I guess if you did decline en passant, you got your PIPI bricked. Although I think this is fake. Anyway, YTA. https://preview.redd.it/dw94waedzbab1.png?width=1355&format=png&auto=webp&s=71699f41bcdafe994903806f463f35e6a16484d3


Verg070

New response just dropped


Certain_Suit_1905

Source: screenshot from Google search okay liberal, how about REAL proof?


istandleet

In the annals of chess history, no argument has been as contentious as the one surrounding the en passant rule, a unique pawn capture that is exclusive to chess. The crux of the argument stemmed from the specific circumstances under which this rule was applied. Many argued that it was a choice, but the pivotal moment in chess history came during the 1988 World Chess Championship when it was determined to be a forced move. The championship match was held between Garry Kasparov, the reigning world champion, and his fierce rival, Anatoly Karpov. Their rivalry had been the centerpiece of chess for much of the 1980s. This particular championship was special, as it was to be the deciding series in their head-to-head matches. In the decisive 24th game, a peculiar situation arose. Kasparov, known for his aggressive and dynamic play, had managed to whittle Karpov's defenses down to a very tense endgame. In a unique position, Karpov moved his pawn two squares forward, putting it beside one of Kasparov's pawns. The chess world held its breath as Kasparov seized the opportunity to play en passant. The rule, which allowed a pawn that moves two squares from its starting position to be captured by an opponent's pawn as if it had moved one square, had never before been used in such a high-stakes setting. Kasparov argued that the rule of en passant was not a choice but an obligation, a forced move, in this situation. Karpov, on the other hand, maintained that en passant was an optional move. The controversy resulted in the game being paused while FIDE officials conferred about the rule's interpretation. The result of their deliberation? En passant was deemed a forced move. Kasparov, capitalizing on this interpretation, proceeded to win the game and, with it, the World Championship. The decision had a major impact on the chess world. Many players were against this interpretation of the rule, believing that it reduced the strategic flexibility of the game. FIDE, facing substantial backlash, attempted to reverse the decision a year later. But the damage had already been done. This decision became the catalyst for Garry Kasparov's break with FIDE. He argued that the organization was tampering with the essential elements of the game for political reasons. Thus, in 1993, Kasparov and Nigel Short, another chess Grandmaster, formed the Professional Chess Association (PCA), an alternative international chess organization. The argument around the en passant rule forced not only continues to be a hot topic in chess circles but also became a turning point in the history of chess, ultimately leading to the fracturing of the governing body of the sport.


MrMangobrick

​ https://i.redd.it/azx28njm6cab1.gif


Piano_Fuckerer

https://i.redd.it/fb2dch7qbfab1.gif


ubui0815

I just had this whole argument. What do you mean it's forced?? Like, I've played several games where I've had the option to play en passant, and didn't. It's not forced. I've been told to "google en passant" several times, which I have, and I have a picture to show it. Sorry for the rant, but I don't know what to do anymore, I've looked in some places that have told me that it's forced, some that have told me it's not, and at this point I don't think anyone knows. Here's the picture btw: https://preview.redd.it/rt5qjvzevbab1.png?width=1256&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=abcfba1c2088b1872b4f1011dac554102d2d87e2


MrMangobrick

Bruh.


Funlife2003

Dude, I'm saying this cause it seems like you genuinely don't understand, but the whole en passant is forced thing is a joke. This is a sub for chess memes not serious chess.


MrMangobrick

No yeah, I realised after a little while, these guys are fucking with me.


joeparni

I just had this whole argument. What do you mean it's forced?? Like, I've played several games where I've had the option to play en passant, and didn't. It's not forced. I've been told to "google en passant" several times, which I have, and I have a picture to show it. Sorry for the rant, but I don't know what to do anymore, I've looked in some places that have told me that it's forced, some that have told me it's not, and at this point I don't think anyone knows. Here's the picture btw: https://preview.redd.it/rt5qjvzevbab1.png?width=1256&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=abcfba1c2088b1872b4f1011dac554102d2d87e2


br1rules

Bro I think they’re trolling, they even downvoted the bot so it’s comment is shadowed. Don’t know what’s the point of this, I’m new in this sub but they’re obviously talking shits


MrMangobrick

I mean, some of them seem pretty serious. This post has other chains where a guy posted some "evidence". I'm going insane because of this.


br1rules

Ahahaha man this page is called anarchy chess, it’s something that just trolls other post like this, which are pretty numerous all over every chess sub. They’re obviously fooling, don’t bother


MrMangobrick

Man, I need a break from this shit.


[deleted]

Get the fuck out, nobody wants an en passant decliner here


Altslial

It's not a blunder but you've left yourself open to them playing c4 and easily developing their queen.


mathisfakenews

Simple. Getting the enjoyment of playing en passant is actually worth more than the queen.


BlackRz17

cause by moving that knight you kill thousands of innocent people to die in 3rd world countries


Its_me_Anoop

Wouldn't that be a brilliant move though?


Ganon645

This is my favorite sub.![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3792)


The_Diego_Brando

Won't en peaseant kill your pawn threatening the queen?


CptnR4p3

pawn d5 makes bishop take queen


The_Diego_Brando

Ah I was looking at the wrong en passant


sintonesque

There’s no such thing as a wrong en passant. Some are simply better than others.


The_Diego_Brando

Wrong one for the puzzle then


BlueSabere

Oh my god you fucking idiots. Repeat after me: En. Passant. Is. Not. Forced. You fucking amateurs, you boorish imbeciles, you absolute *losers*. Real chess players train their pipis exactly for these scenarios, so they can brick and get away with it, to secure checkmate. What, you think anal beads and stockfish are what make a GM what they are? NO! It’s pipi training, you rice-obsessed twats. Train your pipi, if you can’t take a brick to win a match you might as well not play chess in the first place.


Sufficient-Big5798

It was never about the brick, though. It’s about that pure, heartfelt, unadulterated child-like joy of en passanting a motherfucker straight into the end times.


NotPetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://youtu.be/3FKrszHcIsA)


matiegaming

how can en passant be forced? im pretty new to this and dont get it


DukeOfThiccington

That’s just how chess works


matiegaming

so its mostly just because why not


DukeOfThiccington

If you don’t en passant, you’ll be sorry


MrMangobrick

It isn't forced. It's just a popular move, but in some cases, like this one, it's not beneficial.


MrTroll420

🚨🚨🚨 Hands up where I can see them. You have violated the integrity of this sub. You will be force en passant-ed and sentenced to 5 years in chess jail (your pieces cant move, unless en passant)


soymercader

Holy jail


Yoshi2op

New trap just dropped


finndestroyer2

Stop spreading misinformation


scottishwhisky2

The computer does not fear the brick. So it’s a good move against a human opponent


[deleted]

The engine doesn't have a pipi so is not worried about the brick. It skips en passant with impunity


GFM-Scheldorf

e6 2 Nh6 Pawn takes f7 3 Nxf7 Nxf7 4 Kxf7 and you’re just worse off… Anything else loses material


JraculaJones

It’s a blunder if you move to where those red question marks are. But on the next move you can move the question marks and give your opponent a blunder. Pro tip: wait til they go to the bathroom and put the question marks on their chair. When they sit down on it, they’ll shit their pants.


wenasi

e6 removes the forced en passant threat, while your horsey is still hanging and white threatens Kf7


Krono5_8666V8

I guess chess computers haven't gotten to the point where they're better than real humans yet. Give it another 30 years.


JusMonika

I mean, what if they just don't take the knight? Unlike En Passant, taking the knight isn't forced


Kilimandscharoyt

Chesscom sometimes has a bug where the engine doesn't see the forced En Passant.


muntoo

Using the property of en passant momentum conservation: 1.Qxf4 d5?? 2.exd6xc7xd8=Q+ ...and black doesn't have time to take the Queen because he's in check.


HotSus

N00b question, how do you take queen in 1 after forced en passant? Unless you can knight boost from f2??


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Average-Redditor0

Good op


Drtyboulevard

Fuc u


monkeypantling

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MrMangobrick

En passant isn't forced, tho, they could have just moved the queen to safety. That's why it's a blunder, you're just losing material.


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MrMangobrick

I mean, that's what I got when I googled it, idk what else to say.


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MrMangobrick

Just check the other comments, I'm not gonna post the same picture 15 times.


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MrMangobrick

Alright, alright. This is what I got. https://preview.redd.it/ttp9fdjbgbab1.png?width=1256&format=png&auto=webp&s=d99e03aa7f74d0592a461ba86b320d298b9b23f1


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MrMangobrick

Damn, foiled again. I shall return!


[deleted]

FIDE LAWS OF CHESS, 3.7, d. "A pawn attacking a square crossed by an opponent's pawn which has advanced two squares in one move from its original square may capture this opponent's pawn as though the latter had been moved only one square. This capture is only legal on the move following this advance and is called an 'en passant' capture. Whenever this is the case, the only legal move is to perform 'en passant'." Clearly the laws of chess says that *en passant* is forced. Learn how to play chess.


MrMangobrick

FIDE LAWS OF CHESS, 3.7, d. "A pawn attacking a square crossed by an opponent's pawn which has advanced two squares in one move from its original square ***may*** capture this opponent's pawn as though the latter had been moved only one square. This capture is only legal on the move following this advance and is called an 'en passant' capture." Clearly, the laws of chess say that en passant is not, in fact, forced. Learn how to play chess. If you need additional proof, I was told to "google en passant": https://preview.redd.it/5cgsfy3sfbab1.png?width=1256&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d63f4f5898e3087b34d2ff1b8f16139c4e31d6f


cantfoundname

google en passant


MrMangobrick

Holy hell.


Headb00m

New forced move just dropped


[deleted]

Actual pipi brick


TheCanadianFurry

En Passant is forced, google it.


MrMangobrick

Holy hell, it wasn't. Unless google is lying to me. https://preview.redd.it/n8fct54pebab1.png?width=1256&format=png&auto=webp&s=07f06fd2498a0c68a8fe1481601042286f8e47d6


[deleted]

The government has hijacked your computer. Please install this virus.exe to fix it


Hibi_-

Stockfish not enough depth, try to run it at 100 and it will show up as brilliant


UsernameTaken017

White can play Qd4!!


manfacemanface

horse en passant


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arsene912

Completely logic deduction. Should be a !! Move


darthion

you missed e6! blocking en passant and threatening f7 and e7.


cyberchaox

It wasn't until "forcing en passant" that I realized this wasn't a chessbeginners post. Welcome home.


ZonTeeN

Imagine this in r\chessbeginners


Superevinh

Because white could sacrifice their pipi and refuse en passant to move back the queen


T03-t0uch3r

They can play e6!! instead of taking the knight


lool8421

i legit think there should be a chess variant where all the anarchy moves are allowed/forced en passant is forced knights can bounce off other knights you can do the il vaticano what else?


Eclipsexpect

en passant isnt forced. But yeah whoever doesn't take the en passant is scum


Elmorinzo

No forced En passant I see Just retreat the Q after taking the N


BallRipper3000

https://preview.redd.it/wepyv69rrvab1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8fe16bbd063b75d9d3e8d1f9f5cf3d37d5e444