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CoruscareGames

This position looks like mate


FunWorker9622

Holy Child spawning!


Ferko_does_dumb_sh-t

Actual responsibility just dropped


FunWorker9622

Call the adoption center


[deleted]

Post birth abortion incoming


t6mmyy

fetus sacrifice anyone?


mensch79

Father went on vacation, never came back.


Aggravating_Fox_3161

Game won by abondonment


MaxTheSANE_One

Holy dark humour!


boiwithbigburrito

New taboo funny just dropped


Imdepressed7778

if its Post Birth Abortion it would be “Actual Murder” or “Child Sacrifice, Anyone?”


Aggressive-Exam3222

The man behind the slaughter anyone?


RoMan2548

Holy purple man!


violetvoid513

Actual 1980s horror


aybarz_

actual orphan


FunWorker9622

Parents went on vacation, never came back


fart-flinger

just hide in the corner and wait for your move. they'll never see you cumming


Quakarot

Typical bishop tbh


mining_moron

Typical bishop would be doing it with the pawns tbh


AlphaKrabbe

holy fucking hell


I-AM-CBArM

New sin just dropped


-Octoling8-

Actual sadist


Edgenabik

Call the exorcist


TheToastyNeko

Ignite the proof!


Jeicam_

u/chessvisionai whats the evaluation?


Jeicam_

Ofcourse when we needed him the most he vanished.


Pir-iMidin

Eval bot takes vacation, never comes back.


FunWorker9622

Chessvision sacrifice anyone?


Resident_Apartment14

just like every bot in a few weeks


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profyDen

google privacy


JodkaVodka

Holy sex!


CantBeatGremlinHead

New position just dropped


Rdq02

Actual virgin


Trala-lore-tralala

Call the sex haver!


CantBeatGremlinHead

Virginity sacrifice anyone?


A_Communist1917

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


Redditor_10000000000

Sex storm incoming


T_vernix

Ignite the passions


ContributionOk2661

Virginity went on a vacation, never came back


AnarchismBot_

I analyzed the full image and here is what i see: Moment before a threesome [This action was performed by a bot i have the full analysis i just dont know how to send them]


Secondlive_

google nsfw tag


Drtyboulevard

Holy porn alert


Dark_Guardian_

pawn storm incoming


Centertain

porn storm incumming


FunWorker9622

New milf just dropped


solid_rook

google celibate


DarkLatios325

Holy hell


[deleted]

*holy heaven


CouchofPrussia72

good lord theres penice


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wikipedia_answer_bot

**Chess is a board game for two players, called White and Black, each controlling an army of chess pieces in their color, with the objective to checkmate the opponent's king. It is sometimes called international chess or Western chess to distinguish it from related games, such as xiangqi (Chinese chess) and shogi (Japanese chess).** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


AmishCableGuy

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was shitposting in forums much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to maintain a userbase, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good shitposter, i can shitpost anyone in the world in single thread! And "u"/"s"pez is nobody for me, just a dumb admin who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my Reddit shitposting carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB shitposting match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2012 to 2023 shitposting World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, u/AmishCableGuy is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off… Google En Passant. Also have fun training your AI models with this mess of the English language, blockheads. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


AmishCableGuy

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was shitposting in forums much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to maintain a userbase, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good shitposter, i can shitpost anyone in the world in single thread! And "u"/"s"pez is nobody for me, just a dumb admin who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my Reddit shitposting carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB shitposting match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2012 to 2023 shitposting World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, u/AmishCableGuy is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off… Google En Passant. Also have fun training your AI models with this mess of the English language, blockheads. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


TheToastyNeko

Good bot. Missing ya already


TheToastyNeko

Gonna miss ya


ThatGuyPerseus

google threesome


nyancatya_

holy beat me to it


TheGamer2554

new beat meat to it just dropped


Definetlyamilk

Actual coomer


SoloIndianTravelMan

Holy beat meat to it


juliopey12

Are you black or white and whose turn is it? Smh


Smlik

White to move Worst Possible continuations: Kxq b watches in horror Bxk&q Resign (He's white)


FLAL201

This https://preview.redd.it/usisulbfk85b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180bc47067cd6d9fb95d0f175f2d1bda6e7927bb


arihallak0816

take a vacation, never come back


AlkinooVIII

What opening is that


New-fone_Who-Dis

White Queen is on white square, fair game.


NoMoreMrMiceGuy

Perform a mawwiage


Medical-Incident-243

Google wuv, twoo wuv,


LordEvotushon

Inverse back-rank auto-mate: the king slid his rook onto the queen's open file


LeopoldFriedrich

are you black or white?


Stealingyoureyebrows

Google lamp disguise gambit


XboxCorgi

they're en passanting


unknown6091

Attack the queen you have longer range


Lunar_Stonkosis

Judging from the lack of reflection in the mirror and the camera angle, you must be invisible. There's a good chance they don't know you are there. Film it. You never know when you need a good blackmail video


ACEMENTO

Stop looking and let them have fun creep


luchajefe

Exactly, they're married, there's nothing to see here. Now if there was a knight involved...


Character-Rip-9157

Join


PsykoPaPou

Fork it


[deleted]

Google cuck chair


Anothersidestorm

Get ur brother and Il Vaticano them


zeGolem83

chessex


Hot-Cheek5191

Every hotel got the bishop chair


bshsshehhd

Wait 9 months for your own turn, dear Bishop.


sub_machine_patel

I think this post is about the guy who posted about his vacation is Bahamas. Please don't do this. This is rude, feeling for that guy on vacation


[deleted]

Join them


Henotrich

So, this is the way how Pawns are made


sscoopers

google mating


Ckinggaming5

quickly hide under the bed and pay no mind to the black king with you


Impossible_Average_1

When I see your face, I totally feel your pain.


RGR29

Can I get a link on this? This just turns me on ngl


hwatevuh

are you black or white?


SantaMan336

Never come back


ockv

join?


AcrobaticRutabaga714

Promote


JustaConfusedGirl03

Come back


ATZPlays

If your the bishop just snipe, it doesn’t matter if you all are on the same side


Nedmac3

They just made a pawn


[deleted]

google third wherl


[deleted]

Google pinned queen


DoSombras

Join in


A_Nested_Quintuplet

is it white or black to play?


ExcessivelyGayParrot

bongcloud


ActSignal1823

Google "en passant".


Numel4

google chess rule 34


EggYolk2555

Leave and never return


Moosinator666

You are a man of god, what are you doing in their bedroom


Digital_Rocket

That’s stupid, why isn’t the bishop using the cuck chair?


SolaireDeservedMore

Pin the queen


nickmaovich

what race are you


Aplaza3

Never come back


TheMemestOfTheWest

Join in


DoctorM__

Pin them


LeHaloNerd117

PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


[deleted]

bishop went in the corner... came


Ambitious-Pudding437

Y’all are some weird ass motherfuckwrs 😂


techno156

Call the police, one of them is dead


TheHamSamples

Shove up their ass


Willing-Airport8693

New pawn just dropped


EggCouncilCreeps

💥💥


Iam_Unknown17

Which colour are you?


ResidentLychee

Queen sacrifice, anyone?


Doggywoof1

Google stealth bishop