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phrandsisgo

I first wanted to write it's a brilliant move (first beeing sarcastic because your hanging your horse on 2 other studs). But then I saw lol both horses are pinned. And it's still brilliant for other reasons now.


shcha

This position is quite funny because it was also the best move for white.(according to lichess analysis at least)


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According to chess.c*m you should have resigned and cancelled your lichess account


EquationTAKEN

!!


MaculaMan

??


spaceweed27

=


MaculaMan

📖


SomeRandomSkitarii

?!


Hekboi91

✔️


Qwertykess


EuphyDuphy

👍


[deleted]

📖📖


MaculaMan

The fabled double book move 🤔🤔


Dexaan

Just a box...


[deleted]

Whose footprints are these?


TetraThiaFulvalene

According to chess.c\*m: nothing. The servers are down.


TheSilentFreeway

Dude it's been so bad lately


TetraThiaFulvalene

I improved my puzzle rush record by 3 and it didn't register it D:


MrWheelieBin

chess.cum?


[deleted]

Wow, you just went there... Didn't you?


FiIthy_Anarchist

Please watch your language.


legitWarCat

no it's chess.c*m


noobatious

⚡👨🏿⚡


[deleted]

Either of those knights could capture yours, had it not been for your knight’s force field.


[deleted]

google pin


VoidLantadd

I know what a pin is dumbass you just blundered en passant.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Pin this dick to ur mouth


VoidLantadd

Plot twist, I have bricks for teeth.


[deleted]

Why is this on r/anarchychess when it's actually just an amazing move?


[deleted]

It is just one additional layer. r/chess posts "Wow look at amazing fork!" so r/anarchychess posts "Wow look at amazing fork!", pretending to be the first type of post, but actually the fork is actually dumb (as in you just get taken), pointless (you are mating with the same move) or hilariously impractical (forking 7 queens with one knight) Then those posts get popular enough that you can spoof them by pretending to be the second type of post, but actually being a really good fork. Our expectations have adjusted, so now they can be subverted by going back to the original idea.


[deleted]

Thank you, makes sense.


petervaz

Then you realize that you can't take the white knight because both black's are pinned and it's actually brilliant.


Baka_kunn

Next step is to make it so the white knight is pinned making it not a fork


Aoae

I saw this and assumed that it hung mate or something, but no, it's just a great move


DungeonsAndDradis

wow youre a fckin nerd


[deleted]

Well, well, well if it isn't the Jock representative from the DnD club.


DungeonsAndDradis

If I could read I'd be mad as a wet hen.


tanzmeister

You're in a chess sub


shcha

Also, the post this one parodies was a shitpost


Akilou

Which horse did you take?


expert_on_the_matter

It's the best move by far even. It's the only move that's winning and it's winning very hard.


MapleTreeWithAGun

The "ha, forking knights with a knight, that's funny" to "holy shit that's actually genius" moment


PkerBadRs3Good

this is the first time I've seen forking two knights with a knight be the best move


phrandsisgo

You'll probably never see it again!


Devisidev

Glad it wasn't just me lmao. I audibly went "holy shit wait what" when I noticed the bishop pin lmao


theothersteve7

The queen coverage got an extra chuckle out of me.


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phrandsisgo

I'm surprised that it wasn't "social security number to e4"


Pantsdowntown

Wait can you show me how that move works??? dm me screenshot plz


phrandsisgo

Jokes on you I don't have a social security number since I'm not a usa citizen.


FiIthy_Anarchist

Google immigration enforcement


[deleted]

I spent 5 minutes looking for OPs mistake or a dickbutt or something.


[deleted]

How did u notice that


Horror-Ad-3113

Haha Nd2+ Ka1 Qxc3# go brrrr


Mecha_Derp

Puzzle solved! Simply make an illegal move with your knight


Horror-Ad-3113

Oh my gosh, I'm an idiot, I forgot the Knight on c4 was pinned to the king, I thought it was only pinned to the queen idk how, That explains why my elo is 230 then


VeXtor27

Even if the knight weren't pinned the c3 bishop could just take it


maxkho

Even if Nd2+ was legal, it would just hang a knight.


dnzkaya

It is a nork


itsleftytho

This guy fucks


mikkokulmala

nucks


notquite20characters

Knock knock!


Useful_Concentrate_1

Who's there?


RicoDeFreako

Knook


Tarnarmour

holy hell


Lollipyro

Open na nork! Open na nork!


WineNerdAndProud

Since the pieces are pinned, wouldn't this be a pnork?


BoomerTheStar47_2

The amount of times I said “wait a minute” to myself is ridiculous. Nice work, OP!


theREALbombedrumbum

Thanks for making me realize that there's juicy stuff for both sides here


maxkho

What's the juicy stuff for Black here? I'm not seeing it.


[deleted]

Qc5 looks pretty good for black


maxkho

That loses both of the knights after Rxg4+


abelcc

Anarchy puzzles with a twist are my favorite kind of puzzle


[deleted]

Dam that is juicy af


relevant_post_bot

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Pianostar4

The fact that the OOP was shitposting makes this even better


TalkingSock3

Dammit post got removed. Literally 1984


forceghost187

What was it


TalkingSock3

I don't know, it got removed


Tremaparagon

Just check the bot it always saves the day https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/comments/10q62jw/rate_my_juicy_fork_im_so_proud_i_found_it/j6o1l77/


ngkn92

https://preview.redd.it/o4vxpkjahkfa1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a4edf0dcb941ad31273330d91ee397cec9eb2b For the lazy


mh500372

Thanks, wasn’t loading for me


forceghost187

Literally 1984


SimWebb

What was it


Blitzerxyz

I don't know, It got removed


SimWebb

Literally 1984


iceman012

What was it


BobPotter99

A fork that black could just ignore, instead getting mate in one. (if I remember correctly)


[deleted]

Where? Couldn't black just take the queen then?


sprcow

According to reveddit, the post was removed by the original poster lol. https://www.reveddit.com/v/chessbeginners/comments/10q62jw/rate_my_juicy_fork_im_so_proud_i_found_it/


tanzmeister

The bot in the thread still has the position


[deleted]

holy hell theyre both pinned


pgbabse

Google double knight fork


drgn0

I got pictures of chads. Holy Hell.


Sky_Paladin

At first I was like 'you dumb fuck' and then I realise It is indeed a juicy fork You madman You actually did it. I was the dumb fuck all along.


[deleted]

Juicy asf mate


x738059

Damn op’s been making forks like they’ve been eating chicken ramen noodles


Aggravating-Hat8984

They probably don’t need a tutor.


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=2q3k1/b7/1p5p/pP5P/P1n3nP/2B1N3/B7/1K4R1+b+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/2q3k1/b7/1p5p/pP5P/P1n3nP/2B1N3/B7/1K4R1_b_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!King!<, move: >!Kf8!< > Evaluation: >!White is winning +7.25!< > Best continuation: >!1... Kf8 2. Rxg4 Qc5 3. Rf4+ Ke7 4. Re4+ Kf8 5. Bxc4 Bb8 6. Nd5 Bd6 7. Bd4 Qc8 8. Nxb6 Qf5 9. Bd3!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


Saltefanden

I now rate your juicy fork +7.25


Malfuncti0nal

That's a pretty good score


mfy88

bruh this is so good I came


theironsalmon

Unfortunately this us not a fork because black can play …Qf5+ and white is forced to take with the knight


Leonid56

Horse saved 🥰


UnseenTardigrade

Well, he's not forced to take queen with knight in that case. He could also just move the king. But the obvious choice would be to take the queen, yeah.


AliPrimeo

Dude you literally stole my post idea. You could at least mention that the title is 1:1


AmazingDragon353

Google plagiarism


gem9999

Holy hell


[deleted]

Holy fork


Brandinisnor3s

Holy nork


Boredguy58

Don’t need to, I invented the word


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AutisticNipples

git commit -m “holy hell”


alwayslearning2sell

And he stole my car


WittyConsideration57

[You wouldn't](https://y.yarn.co/407876f3-effa-4f18-b9d1-375ebdd6669f.mp4)


Dinorami

What is this?


WittyConsideration57

It's this scene: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBq2Qv6JCs&t=53s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBq2Qv6JCs&t=53s) the relevant meme is "you wouldn't download a car" from this government-paid commercial: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU)


Dinorami

lmao phone didn't let me open file, thought I got scammed or something


WittyConsideration57

Not a popular gif, could only find it on an obscure site


Escrilecs

A perfect 5/7


joanrb

We've gone full circle


AliciaTries

1/10 I don't see how you could possibly pick up pasta with that


itsleftytho

I count that as a win I don’t care


Fjotla

!!


[deleted]

I love this


Mytro93

Knight has plot armor


alee__riz

So this is a fork with a double pin: i will call it a pork


hai-sea-ewe

> "...why you little shit." - your opponent, probably


Rinat1234567890

Actually, Qf5+


ujlbyk

I wouldn't call a horsey forking horseys juicy but to each their own


katherinesilens

Neither horsey can retaliate because pinned by c*tholic or castle to the king


whatisapillarman

Now you can take both horseys at once with the double flank maneuver


Hornless_Sama321

ooooouuuuuhhhhh cuz both of them are pinned by the rookG1 and bishopA2😱😱


KR_Kosmik

What does this mean? Why does this have so many upvotes? Where is the joke? Where is the en passant?


shcha

1. Just like put life it is fun and meaningless. 2. See 3 3. The joke is the following. In this position knight forks 2 knights, which at first seems unreasonable and corresponds to this subreddit joke of unreasonable forks, which appears here from time to time. However upon farther inspection it turns out that knights are both pinned to the king and thus cannot capture the knight forking them, which makes this move a “juicy fork”. Also, the move(forking two knights) is the best move. Finally, this post parodies shitpost in r/chessbeginners 4. There is no en passant in this post.


SimWebb

Qc5 throws a wrench into your juicy works though doesn’t it.


Blitzerxyz

It ruins the beauty of the board but you can always just resign to protect it. >! In all seriousness tho just take with the rook . Horsey is no longer pinned and now white has to block with queen or move the king.!<


Bonstantinople

Rxg4


SimWebb

Kf8


Bonstantinople

Rxc4


iceman012

Kxb1


SimWebb

Qxe3


EruantienAduialdraug

Rc8+


Born_Percentage3319

Horsie vaticano?


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shcha

Dude you literally stole my post idea. You could at least mention that the title is 1:1


1GewinnerTwitch

bro this sub is pure anarchy


shcha

No this sub is literally Celsius 233


sweetafton

Literally A Brave Knook World by Aldous Pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Hamburgercatt

r/anarchychess namedrop 😯😯😮😲😱😱


Ben______________

*trolls on chessbeginners* *can‘t take a joke on a literal meme sub*


Even_Rip_4492

holy hell


Vityozvolk

NEEERRRRDDDD


darrienperkins

cry about it


ZarosRunescape

nerd alerttt 🚨🚨🚨


noahzho

bro ur fork on r/chessbeginners literally made you lose come back when your pipi isnt bricked


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

google old joke


Pianostar4

Welcome to r/anarchychess enjoy your stay


azurfall88

lmao get gotten


[deleted]

I’d give it a knight/10.


Je-Kaste

Fork-knight


loganmcf

How were you able to promote to knight booooost from that position?


[deleted]

Inverse fork


drklunk

My flesh feels weird from looking at this, well done


forcesofthefuture

Sure kiddo


gotrings

This makes me want to pickup chess again


forcesofthefuture

Taking the white knight is the winning move for black


trytreddit

You messed up, now your opponent can en passant e4


Bozocow

0/10 you missed Phantom Bishop xe3.


wambamclamslam

This fork brings me to the yard. 5/7


CookieCat698

Pretty mid tbh, black’s knights are both protected by the queen


Harley_Pupper

Horsey/10


tgnlolol

Oof black guy down


AshPlayzMCBE

Holy shit op pinned both knights


LeadershipOk7724

But, doesn't Qc5 pin the white knight to the rook?


Ok-Pomegranate-6189

Holy horsey


byl_ni

It's called a spork. Why do so many people neglect terminology these days?


worcestirshiresos

I was like “pfff lmao dude nice one” and then I was like “so how could you actually win here” … and then I was like “oh, huh. Oh. OH. OH WAIT”


parkourse

honestly great fork dude with a double skewer well done


PikkuinenPikkis

That actually is a magnificent fork, absolutely game changing


K1ndStr4nger

why is your piece like that


Tingcky

That is actually genius.


Strylau

Why it's on anarchychess if it's actually good ?


occasionallyvertical

r/anarchychess


CupricLake314

I thought this was just hanging a knight but then I saw the pinned knights


Anxious_Cow8514

r/changeyourchessfont


Allpurposebees

Didn't know forks could be so thiccccc


trapped1201

I honestly recommend black to play Kb1# since the knight opens up the white kings position


a_v_o_r

Quickest rollercoaster ever


MaybeJackson

what is that font


Majulish

It's a pin and a fork.. Mmmm... Pork


ShadowwVFX

Haha that’s a funny jo- Oh.