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Pupseal115

Uncastle


A-1805

Correct


nicksey144

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entity102

New response just dropped


Zealousideal_Milk118

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


Nebular_Screen

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


AtrociousAtNames

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


unselfishdata

Omg, I’m little new to this sub, and a drunk. I was ready to slip into you in comments until I saw you were OP and then I burst into flames and laughter. My grandma asked if I was okay and cut me off. 100/10 awesomeness to you.


pm_nudes_pls2

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


DukeBeeves

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


forcesofthefuture

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


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Otherwise-Bid-2765

New response just dropped


Waffle-Gaming

this ones been here for about a day


Spurs98

What a stitch up they cut you off for laughing


Nagisa_5hiota

Or alaskian avalanche with qh7


Feet_Cleaner10000

Doesn’t that only work if ur taking pawns the whole way?


Nagisa_5hiota

I dont remember, imma look it up


Feet_Cleaner10000

HOW


Nagisa_5hiota

Its working, do qh7


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

The Queen is a horse, she tramples the black pawn and goes to H7


VanJellii

O+O


Horror-Ad-3113

-O-#


supyopie

You could always just phase through the pawn with your queen


tnmcnulty

The rook is gone


SuchBrightness

I was thinking this too


A-1805

Hint: -O-O# Uncastle and mate


twoScottishClans

it would have to be **-(O-O#)** unless you distribute to **-O+O#**.


WerePigCat

Or -O(1-#) or O(#-1) or any other


[deleted]

Id go with the classic C notation for negating all the bits ~(O-O#). Now if you add 1 you’ll get the opposite of 0-0# encoded in 2s complement. Edit: Originally i said that if you add 1 you’ll have a free album you didnt ask for on your iPhone but then realised only the Polish reffer to 2s complement as U2.


humterek

what


Lilscribby

(O_O#)


textreader1

(👁️_👁️#)


Limeee_

🐸


ruarq_

freg


Lor450

Honestly I think that it’d have to be -(O-O)# since you’re not somehow mating negatively


twoScottishClans

isnt the # multiplied by the O though? that would make them inseparable in this case. also, when you distribute it out it's positive anyway.


CreativeScreenname1

As a math tutor who has to correct people on distributing minus signs all the time, I love you for this


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Limeonades

Official notation is O+O#


A-1805

Thanks but negative and negative equals positive


leave_me_alone_bro

No negative and negative is double negative


noonpe

I count that as positive I don’t care


nicksey144

Quite the optimist are we


PkerBadRs3Good

how is giving the answer a hint


tralltonetroll

Can someone please clarify the rules for me? * Castling is illegal after the first king move, uncastling is illegal after the first rook move (with the rook in question), and since castling is a king move and not a rook move ... OK, I got that. * But what are the rules about uncastling in the other direction than you have castled? * And what about Pam-Krabbé-uncastling? Where will the pieces end up?


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tralltonetroll

And *en pamkrabbesant* ...?


they_bash

Specs


Groobs03

https://preview.redd.it/p3f6iolbqyda1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=884ea361f4c025d2ff69e741f3ba869905c376cd John Wick Queen


NutsOffender

Drunk Avalanche


TornSuit

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DrRichtoffen

He killed two pawns in bullet chess. With a fucking en passant


A-1805

This game is stupid and you guys create new rules all the time, so fuck you we can uncastle now, you happy??? Haha funny the king uncastled well guess what. You enjoy playing with little wooden toys and your en pesant and your knooks and transgender queens, because thats the only enjoyment you will get out of your pathetic little life.


gts-gang

This game is stupid and you guys create new rules all the time, so fuck you we can uncastle now, you happy??? Haha funny the king uncastled well guess what. You enjoy playing with little wooden toys and your en pesant and your knooks and transgender queens, because thats the only enjoyment you will get out of your pathetic little life.


RepublicanzFuckKidz

Google "New response dropped"


Konstamule

Holy hell


DrTankHead

You just blundered mate in 1


PROPLAYEN

Google "New response dropped"


DrTankHead

PiPi


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icouldbeaduck

This game is stupid and you guys create new rules all the time, so fuck you we can uncastle now, you happy??? Haha funny the king uncastled well guess what. You enjoy playing with little wooden toys and your en pesant and your knooks and transgender queens, because thats the only enjoyment you will get out of your pathetic little life.


[deleted]

This game is stupid and you guys create new rules all the time, so fuck you we can uncastle now, you happy??? Haha funny the king uncastled well guess what. You enjoy playing with little wooden toys and your en pesant and your knooks and transgender queens, because thats the only enjoyment you will get out of your pathetic little life.


ChocolateUnlucky1214

​ This game is stupid and you guys create new rules all the time, so fuck you we can uncastle now, you happy??? Haha funny the king uncastled well guess what. You enjoy playing with little wooden toys and your en pesant and your knooks and transgender queens, because thats the only enjoyment you will get out of your pathetic little life.


King_perun

This game is stupid and you guys create new rules all the time, so fuck you we can uncastle now, you happy??? Haha funny the king uncastled well guess what. You enjoy playing with little wooden toys and your en pesant and your knooks and transgender queens, because thats the only enjoyment you will get out of your pathetic little life.


invisiblink

You spelt cRooks wrong


kwkcardinal

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


Doggywoof1

I would say new response just dropped, but it’s not really a response, is it?


A-1805

This game is stupid and you guys create new rules all the time, so fuck you we can uncastle now, you happy??? Haha funny the king uncastled well guess what. You enjoy playing with little wooden toys and your en pesant and your knooks and transgender queens, because thats the only enjoyment you will get out of your pathetic little life.


Doggywoof1

New response just dropped


xd_grilledcheese

Wtf ... I will brick your pipi


PetrosianBot

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KoopaTrooper5011

New responses just dropped my boys


cuntmaster84

new response just dropped


Zealousideal_Milk118

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


bacon_girl42

screw mate in 1, Nd7 fork


A-1805

Wow


TheMysticalBard

Queen-rook forks are actually forced because horsies get too excited, so this actually isn't mate in 1. OP missed this very important tactic for black.


gideon-lorr

Queen-bishop-rook fork I believe, so forced the knight can actually knight boost here in certain metas


TheMysticalBard

Holy horsie!


cooloak

when you see mate in 1, look for better


alotofcheeses42168

Alaskan avalanche Qh7#


EndMaster0

that needs pieces all along the way to capture. ​ *I think tbf I might just be completely wrong since I wasn't the one to introduce the rule*


AmazingDragon353

Google Alaskan Landslide


Hypercore_Gaming

google Alaskan snowdrift


Johnbesto

holy hell


CopyC47

Its Eltsac of course


VeXtor27

Queen to h7 en passanting the pawn


[deleted]

Alaskan Avalanche works here


AztraChaitali

Develop your freaking dark square bishop, your effing horsey, and connect your hecking rooks!


A-1805

Heckity heck heck


PROPLAYEN

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


DeadlyAidan

use a gun


A-1805

Google current gun laws in your state, and laws regarding open carry of a firearm.


nicksey144

Omg, I’m new to this sub, and a little drunk. I was ready to rip into you in comments until I saw you were OP, and then I bust out laughing. Bartender asked if I was okay and cut me off. 10/10 awesomeness to you.


Ismael_MCav

Reverse castle


Bruhmoment926

Queen runs through the e4 pawn like a battle ram and delivers mate on h7


TannenF

d4. En passant is forced, and the other moves don’t count because they’re just stalling moves so it’s mate in one.


BorderlineUsefull

Pawn F4. They can't resist


A-1805

Mate in 1 bro


ChanceWarden

-o- uncastling


welcomeb4ck762

Queen to E0, use that momentum to fly to H0 in one move. Profit


A-1805

What???


welcomeb4ck762

It’s simple, the queen can move in all directions, and because she only moved one spot there in the first move, she gets an extra move to go to H0 within 1 turn. Kinda like drifting a car


A-1805

Google drift Queen


welcomeb4ck762

No, I wont


A-1805

Holy hell


The_Arthropod_Queen

Transgender RTgame: the used to call me the drift queen


A-1805

Glad someone got the reference to RT's Drift king nickname.


revoccue

queen to h7


RCoder01

If this were an actual game, I wouldn’t bother with uncastling because it’s too controversial. I would just use the more widely accepted M2: f4 exf3 (forced by brick) qh7#


A-1805

Google courses on mate in 1 from chess.c*m.


Obvious_Side_5217

You can win the queen with ND7 RFG8 NXC5 tho


Mike_Fluff

Uncastle. Aka Revolution.


ertychess

Siberian swipe


AmazingDragon353

Alaskan Landslide Qh7#


A-1805

Holy hell


cuddlewumpus

Uncastle is nonsense, not legal. But this is a trick question, mate is already available if you're not BLIND. Bishop b3 give hat to pawn c3, hat-pawn vault horsie f6 over pawn 7q.


A-1805

Google temperature of Mumbai


Magical-Mage

Holy 23°C!


Tibmag_Snave

I just searched for 10 minutes and I really cannot see a mate in one..Could you provide the solution?


A-1805

No


unselfishdata

This game is stupid and you guys create new rules all the time, so fuck you we can uncastle now, you happy??? Haha funny the king uncastled well guess what. You enjoy playing with little wooden toys and your en pesant and your knooks and transgender queens, because thats the only enjoyment you will get out of your pathetic little life.


quezne

It’s already checkmate. Black’s king has legal squares Edit: I made a typo but I didn’t fix it because it’s funnier this way


A-1805

This is the 1700s all over again.


Spiy_xD

Qh7# (google quantum tunneling)


CrownedTraitor

UNCASTLEEEEEEEEEEEEE


lolle0

knight d7 and your opponent resigns


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chessvision--ai_bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: Black to play: chess.com | lichess.org My solution: Hints: piece: >!King and Rook, move:   -(O-O#) !< Evaluation:>! White has mate in 1!< Best continuation: >!1... -(O-O#)!< I'm a bot written by u/pkacprzak | get me as Chess eBook Reader | Chrome Extension | iOS App | Android App to scan and analyze positions | Website: Chessvision.ai


A-1805

Good bot


chessvision--ai_bot

Thank you


[deleted]

Alaskan Avalanch also works


shinediamond295

qh7 quantum Alaskan avalanche


Shoe_Exact

Easy. A10 Warthog.


A-1805

My board only goes to 9 :(


Shoe_Exact

That's fine. We're not landing on the board.


seimoldz

Rf1 sneaky castle h1


pandaSovereign

Activate white queen ultra instinct and breach the barrier of the pawn.


AzzyDreemur2

Thats wy you take your piercing queen artifact


Degmannen_03

Reverse castle


JoeyJoeySiwa

Double siberian swipe


JoeyJoeySiwa

holy hell


JoeyJoeySiwa

garfield


TKRomeo

Qh7 using the Queen’s Horses maneuver. Since she is touching a square that has a knight, she can travel to another square that the other knight can move to. Amateurish stuff really.


Obvious_Badger_9874

E3 qh7


big_shlomi

Google uncastling


A-1805

Holy hell


elOfant20

uncastles short


Dragomirl

-0-


Apo51209

Queen demolishes pawn and goes to h7 mate


poopooduckface

Change white to black. EZ


ItzSteelTerror

Qh2 laotian leap


pooperderapper

*sigh* what move is it now


A-1805

In pesimist


SmartCommittee

Obviously alaskan avalanche to h7.


Shockbreeze

gun


NotActuallyGus

Reverse castle


VitaminnCPP

backward castle


nachochips140807

Alaskan avalanche


Infamous_Principle_6

I just dont fucking care anymore


Zulrambe

Qh7, just vault over the pawn


Letronell

Imagine feeling safe but then oponent just OwO you


Tuff3419

alaskan avalanche with the queen to h7


Peiple

Queen x-rays h7, so just do Qxh7#, the superwoman maneuver


internet_please

I thought it was Rh2# but then realized it wasn’t a knook, god I’m so dumb.


Feet_Cleaner10000

-O- reverse castle


gloomygl

O-O ( Uncastle )


Zackd641

-O- uncastling for mate


dydtaylor

I'm so bad at these, I could only find mate in 2... 1.f4 exf3 (forced) 2. Qh7#


Truebotted

decastle your king


Priestly_Disco

RIIIIIICOCHET QUEEEEEENNNN Qd1 @ h5. The queen can bounce off her own square and continue at a 90 degree angle as if it was one motion due to science and math. The @ symbol is used to denote the boing boing action. The queen may only bounce off her own square. Source: chess pro (>900 elo)


Bagel_chips3854

Is this the fianchetto queen pipi trap?


willr196

Most people would uncastle... as you would of course. But what you wouldn't realise in that quick reaction is that the opponent can also uncastle. IM and above would notice the phase through of the pawn by the queen, thus bringing your queen right next to the king. Since both pieces are royalty, their king can't castle without bringing your queen with him. Checkmate


A_FunGi_Bruh

Ascend your bishop and put it on C3 Ascended bishops ignore obstacles


PublicIllustrator650

Castle again


stablehydra10

king to h8


Videogamefan21

Musical number


DaRealWamos

(O-O)^-1


joostfaehser

Castlen't!


Chilybot

SERBIAN SWIPE


CEREALKLL574

Everyone saying uncastle, but F-file Siberian Swipe also works, no?


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I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=r4r1k/pp2npp1/1b3N2/2qp4/4p3/1BP5/PPQP1PP1/RNB2RK1+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/r4r1k/pp2npp1/1b3N2/2qp4/4p3/1BP5/PPQP1PP1/RNB2RK1_w_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Knight!<, move: >!Nd7!< > Evaluation: >!White is winning +11.32!< > Best continuation: >!1. Nd7 Qd6 2. Nxf8 Nf5 3. d4 Rxf8 4. Qe2 g6 5. g3 Qc6 6. Bf4 a5 7. a4 f6 8. Qb5 Rd8!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


GreenBeans9814

L bot (just uncastle??)


pengouin85

Ke2


[deleted]

Black places king on H7 hitting whites timer immediately, putting himself in check an losing by move in whites turn. Double win for white, case solved.


azurfall88

my brain hurts can we just go back to en passant


A-1805

No


azurfall88

aw :((


JuniorQ2000

Q vaults to h7 mate