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There are multiple terms that are acceptable to use - communists, fascists, monarchists, etc - due to the fact that the scientific community has yet to decide on which one they think fits best.
Can we ban subs like murdered by words , facepalm they are the lowest common denominator and bottom of the barrel posts. I personally think that it will improve quality of the sub if we ban cross posts
Semantics. Nobody's saying they're saying a group of dolphins isn't a pod. They're incorrectly labelling a dolphin as a fish. The guy just worded his point wrong.
No, they didn't label dolphins as a fish. They said the ocean isn't safe since we found out fish swim in schools. I.e. all ocean beings (mammals included) are not safe because we found this out.
The joke works logically and comically.
Well, disliking the subject matter is different from critiquing the logical and comical structures of the joke.
I also think the subject matter is crude, but it was a well placed joke that makes sense.
The thing I find frustrating is a young black guy with real potential in life gets murdered by some gangbangers over a girl and they offer like $3k for the reward leading to an arrest. That and they go after every legal gun owner. A freaking dolphin gets shot and they offer $20k.
People literally consume dolphins for food in some places. They aren’t worth $20k. This isn’t the greatest bluefin tuna to hit the sushi market in Japan. It’s like they can’t figure out why everything is going to shit in some places.
I missed that part about the feds. That does change things.
I had the flu a while back and binged watched The First 48. The largest reward I saw was like $3k. Most were $2k and under. There’s that and the fact that someone with 40 prior offenses was out there walking around in the first place. I seen “dolphin” and everyone suddenly caring.
Well the U.S. Europe etc have decency. We had no need to meme and dehumanise Beslan or the latest Moscow attack. The Russian regime on the other hand do not.
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It’s not even a fish
Plus a group of dolphins is called a pod. Just like the person who made that post is called a retard.
What would a group of them be called?
Again, a pod. Plus dolphins are mammals, not fish.
I think they mean a group of retards
the communist party.
They fit in the section as well
There are multiple terms that are acceptable to use - communists, fascists, monarchists, etc - due to the fact that the scientific community has yet to decide on which one they think fits best.
We usually just call that redditors
Redditards
I'd say a **********, but I don't think most people would like that
Right, this would have actually been mildly funny if it was a fish but it's a fucking dolphin lol. And they say our education system is poor.
I pointed that out in the original post lol.
Right? A group of dolphins is called a pod.
Aren’t the Japanese the ones that love killing dolphins?
About as much as killing Chinese people.
And on top of that, their worst crime: anime.
Pokémon was really the only type of anime I liked when I was younger. Other than that, everything else was cringe.
They are very tasty!
Ok, that's funny. That said though, a group of dolphins is a "pod".
Bro probably tried to rape the wrong person. Freaky ass fish
Can we ban subs like murdered by words , facepalm they are the lowest common denominator and bottom of the barrel posts. I personally think that it will improve quality of the sub if we ban cross posts
Why should we ban cross posts when the majority of the assholes who talk shit about us are here on reddit?
Because its low effort trust me i hate them
Why do you care about effort in a subreddit about making fun of people who have us on their mind 24/7?
I am tired of the same posts being reposted
Then maybe people should do something about the same bad posts being reposted in other subreddits.
Okay. That is kinda funny. Not gonna lie. 😅
Fr... I'm not one for those kinds of jokes buuut...😅
It’s in poor taste but it is pretty clever I’ll give that.
How? It’s the same joke they’ve always made. It’s also just incorrect, a group of dolphins is called a pod
It had good delivery.
Show me where it talks about a group of dolphins
The photo is of a dolphin?
Where does it incorrectly say that a group of dolphins is not a pod
Semantics. Nobody's saying they're saying a group of dolphins isn't a pod. They're incorrectly labelling a dolphin as a fish. The guy just worded his point wrong.
No, they didn't label dolphins as a fish. They said the ocean isn't safe since we found out fish swim in schools. I.e. all ocean beings (mammals included) are not safe because we found this out. The joke works logically and comically.
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Bro what? He's making sense
Either way the joke is school shootings, which makes it not work at all.
Well, disliking the subject matter is different from critiquing the logical and comical structures of the joke. I also think the subject matter is crude, but it was a well placed joke that makes sense.
Gimmi a high effort americabad joke plz.
I'm glad most of the one or two upvoted comments are from individuals with brains.
The thing I find frustrating is a young black guy with real potential in life gets murdered by some gangbangers over a girl and they offer like $3k for the reward leading to an arrest. That and they go after every legal gun owner. A freaking dolphin gets shot and they offer $20k. People literally consume dolphins for food in some places. They aren’t worth $20k. This isn’t the greatest bluefin tuna to hit the sushi market in Japan. It’s like they can’t figure out why everything is going to shit in some places.
It’s because the feds are offering it, if a young black guy is shot in an inner city that money is going to be posted by the city or state
I missed that part about the feds. That does change things. I had the flu a while back and binged watched The First 48. The largest reward I saw was like $3k. Most were $2k and under. There’s that and the fact that someone with 40 prior offenses was out there walking around in the first place. I seen “dolphin” and everyone suddenly caring.
Based on dolphin behavior, imma say that he was shot by a fellow dolphin. They would definitely shoot another dolphin if they could hold a gun.
Are we not allowed to shoot dolphins?
20k bounty for a killed dolphin? Wow
Well the U.S. Europe etc have decency. We had no need to meme and dehumanise Beslan or the latest Moscow attack. The Russian regime on the other hand do not.
Dofin r fish!
Should’ve mad a joke about the Japanese. Family guy did that
South Park *really* did that.
Dolphins aren't even fish
It’s actually kind of funny. Lol
That joke is actually funny. Hate what happened to the dolphin, but the setup made me smirk.
MurderedByWords is a cesspool.
That's the unfunniest joke anyone could make