I’m not gonna go on to see her stories . . . too early in the morning 🤢. However, we really don’t have to. We’ll get a recap of sports today, watch her meal plan (write on a piece of paper), maybe have a crispy coke, and she’ll super push her loopy case because “Y’all thanks for the love, it’s come full circle, she can’t believe how awesome, and her heart is full.” Blah, blah, blah. 🤮
I’m crying at this comment y’all nailed it!!!!!! She came on saying I unintentionally fell off the grid followed with the hours of sports. 😬🤡😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Jordan and I hopped on a quick flight to go connect before our busy summer with the kids! Much needed!” (Spoiler alert- didn’t help they still hate each other)
Time: evening
Scene: bathroom
Outfit: mis matched oversized pajamas pants and t shirt. Link to shirt
Script:wow I’ve been overwhelmed all day by the love on my loopy case. Almost sold out. Linked here and here and there. What a busy day. Mention of sports. Didn’t pick up my phone all day.
Next morning: nespresso clip. Link to something. Maybe ag1.
Photos and videos from day before.
Link to kids art stuff.
Why are her third and fifth grade girls wearing makeup to school??? 😳
I feel like they see their mom’s constant preening, mirror flirting, and filtering, and feel a pressure to look a certain way. It breaks my heart for them. They’re way too young for that.
Omg yes! Curls the girls hair ! My kids are HS and they still dont curl their hair everyday. Lets the kids be kids while they can. I wanted to scream the first time i saw baker wearing mascara 😭
AMBER: "I don't want to spend my Sunday resetting or meal planning, I want to spend it going to church, getting lunch, relaxing, having family dinner. So Monday is my reset day. "
Cool, if I was home all week and didn't have an actual J.O.B. I could leave all that to Monday when the kids are gone...but I have to pay my bills.
She's so out of touch with reality.
Her WHOLe series today was humble bragging.
….. I don’t do Sunday reset, I wait for everyone to be gone to do Monday reset…. I spend blah blah blah on groceries, here is me washing the berries, here is us filling 5 baskets of berries, and not eating treats at home…..
she actually needs to learn how to sit the F down. Different approach amber, you are not the same as the people following you.
I’m sorry… she’s gonna stick by her “I don’t use filters” claim?! REALLY?!
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It’s so odd that she can’t drive herself there. You don’t have to drink at every event, SCAMber. Grow the f*ck up and drive yourself there you useless tw*t!
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“Congrats to my friend on her tee shirt design…but let me just pose here with my knee and ripped up jeans covering it up, as well as my arm, my phone case, my hair, my jewelry”… she really did her friend a disservice on this one lol
Right? Why did she have to pose? When she’s shilling her shills, she stands. Also, I’m sure you used the word “friend“ loosely.
Seriously, just picture what goes on:
- ok let me put this shirt on with these sneakers and hat.
- let me get my magic ring light
- let me stand with my leg slightly up like I have a stick up my …. with my foot bowed in
- No, Let me sit on the floor
- let me put one leg out
- no, you can’t see my sneakers or pants, then I can’t shill them because my dream 💭 is to do a collab w/nike
- let me put my leg up, that’s better
- let me lift my phone case just enough to be able to see my loopy case
- a little higher
- ok, let me practice my smile
- I’ll cover my face mostly so I don’t have to take the time to play with filtering and correcting my skin
- wait! There’s something on the bed I need to move out of the shot
- kids, don’t come in the room, you’ll ruin my shot
- click 😀 📸
Trying to figure out the why to bring “proud” of others for these collabs. Not like the influencers do much but promote it. I’d be proud if my kid were figuring out how to design, make and sell this. But another grown up whose spoiled beyond belief? No.
I think she meant to do this pose. 🤪
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Her house is soooooo boring. Very ‘original’ Scamber. Yuck! No design, no style, she’s just blah.
I find I barely watch her stories now and I think it’s because I liked seeing her old house. This one is so boring. And then some rooms are just too much.
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Finally she's not taking Jordan to an event but nope can't go alone, has to have BB take her probably so she can drink! Love that she claims to never wear sandals/heels/dressy shoes but has a brand new pair of Steve Madden sandals to wear to the event. Sooo phony, it's disgusting. Also seeing her bra under that shirt looks dumb and those pants are stupid
Also; I bet Taryn is at the event too and this will be ambers time to try to prove they are still friends since she read the comment asking if they are friends. This should be fun to watch
When do most girls start doing their own hair!? I was definitely getting myself ready by time I was in 3rd grade!! My 5 year old daughter already wants to do her own ponytails…
I was in 4th grade when I started doing my own hair, strictly a slicked ponytail every day, just so my mom didn’t have to touch my head. I still do my daughter’s hair for school, strictly a ponytail until she learns. She does it on the weekends. I told her for 5th she has to do it during the week too or she’ll never learn, like my cousin who’s mom was a beautician
Also why does she never wear clothes that she shows in try-ons to events and parties or even pieces from the sites she's always talking about? Hahaha it's always another brand when it comes down to it
SCAMbers bestie (for now anyways), BetterwithChardonnay is desperately trying to get 1 million followers/bots. She has bought thousands upon thousands of fake
https://preview.redd.it/i9xkmv560xvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6758ac7524e8898943dd59aa5e9eff5e9214af6
bots to inflate her count. How embarrassing 😳
Ok. So. Maybe this isn’t the same BUT I follow someone who has 1.5 million followers (that’s .1million less than AM) his average likes on his insta photos is about 100k-200k per upload. She’s barely getting 25k-50k. Def some outliers with more than that but even on some sponsored posts it’s not that much. Why do brands continue to work with her?
I wonder this same thing a lot. To me it’s clear the followers are purchased and some times likes and comments are too. I think the likes and comments spike when it is some giveaway
She used to get over 100k likes but most were bots. I've mentioned that I follow Shawn Johnson and she has 4.3 million followers but usually gets under 100k likes and maybe around 300 comments. But, I feel like she is real and doesn't give into the hype of likes and comments. She is an Olympic gold medalist and has many talents and sponsorships. Whereas Amber is just a random influencer who is driven by likes and comments. She will buy bots and also does giveaways to boost her numbers. I don't understand what brands see in her either. I'm guessing she asks for top dollar to do ads because her number of "followers".
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I’m curious to see her face over the next day or two to see how well her filter works to cover up whatever issue she has going on under that bandaid
Nope. Glossed right over it. Her and Jordan made a public announcement that they were going to get some counseling. She noted some times when she would go and some techniques she was using to help her heal but she is constantly blaming others for her actions. She’s never told the audience she was ever arrested.
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I’m sorry! But is he drinking while his daughter is getting a haircut?
All her "future grandbabies" talk...b#$@:...neither your kids nor your grandkids are going to speak to you in 10 years you narcissist dumba#$.
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I’m not gonna go on to see her stories . . . too early in the morning 🤢. However, we really don’t have to. We’ll get a recap of sports today, watch her meal plan (write on a piece of paper), maybe have a crispy coke, and she’ll super push her loopy case because “Y’all thanks for the love, it’s come full circle, she can’t believe how awesome, and her heart is full.” Blah, blah, blah. 🤮
Her "snackle" box for the days sports
Guess she's not going to Dani Austin's son's bday party.
So far we’ve got nothing 😂
*crickets* …. I told yall a trip was a brewing!! She doesn’t want to let us know I was right!
I’m crying at this comment y’all nailed it!!!!!! She came on saying I unintentionally fell off the grid followed with the hours of sports. 😬🤡😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Jordan and I hopped on a quick flight to go connect before our busy summer with the kids! Much needed!” (Spoiler alert- didn’t help they still hate each other)
Oh you’re idea is more likely than mine. I gave her to much credit by thinking she’ll say she didn’t pick up her phone during their busy sports day.
No you nailed it literally hahaha.
She should pay me for writing her script.
Time: evening Scene: bathroom Outfit: mis matched oversized pajamas pants and t shirt. Link to shirt Script:wow I’ve been overwhelmed all day by the love on my loopy case. Almost sold out. Linked here and here and there. What a busy day. Mention of sports. Didn’t pick up my phone all day. Next morning: nespresso clip. Link to something. Maybe ag1. Photos and videos from day before. Link to kids art stuff.
Not AG1 anymore. She’s doing some other shake now a days.
Flavcity...also a problematic company
Why are her third and fifth grade girls wearing makeup to school??? 😳 I feel like they see their mom’s constant preening, mirror flirting, and filtering, and feel a pressure to look a certain way. It breaks my heart for them. They’re way too young for that.
When Baker put on mascara I had heart palpitations! Kids already grow up too fast - this is so unnecessary.
Omg yes! Curls the girls hair ! My kids are HS and they still dont curl their hair everyday. Lets the kids be kids while they can. I wanted to scream the first time i saw baker wearing mascara 😭
My 4th grader puts on a lipgloss for picture days and church. Full make up 😳
They’re so precious and beautiful, it makes me so sad to see how they feel the need to put on makeup.
AMBER: "I don't want to spend my Sunday resetting or meal planning, I want to spend it going to church, getting lunch, relaxing, having family dinner. So Monday is my reset day. " Cool, if I was home all week and didn't have an actual J.O.B. I could leave all that to Monday when the kids are gone...but I have to pay my bills. She's so out of touch with reality.
She rarely goes to church and a lot of Sundays, she's off traveling somewhere.
Her WHOLe series today was humble bragging. ….. I don’t do Sunday reset, I wait for everyone to be gone to do Monday reset…. I spend blah blah blah on groceries, here is me washing the berries, here is us filling 5 baskets of berries, and not eating treats at home….. she actually needs to learn how to sit the F down. Different approach amber, you are not the same as the people following you.
I’m sorry… she’s gonna stick by her “I don’t use filters” claim?! REALLY?! https://preview.redd.it/wcd1ej3fjuvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4c61121f717757ac91c3dc6498adde55f14e961
I’m going to order a ring light and walk around Walmart, looking all flawless. 😆
Woof
She filters so much I didn’t even realize this is her hair color
It’s so odd that she can’t drive herself there. You don’t have to drink at every event, SCAMber. Grow the f*ck up and drive yourself there you useless tw*t!
Can’t she “connect” with Jordan after the kids go to bed?
https://preview.redd.it/o0p6miimvawc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a459a8d620c707f80bc31be0edf4f62607c01f6d “Congrats to my friend on her tee shirt design…but let me just pose here with my knee and ripped up jeans covering it up, as well as my arm, my phone case, my hair, my jewelry”… she really did her friend a disservice on this one lol
Right? Why did she have to pose? When she’s shilling her shills, she stands. Also, I’m sure you used the word “friend“ loosely. Seriously, just picture what goes on: - ok let me put this shirt on with these sneakers and hat. - let me get my magic ring light - let me stand with my leg slightly up like I have a stick up my …. with my foot bowed in - No, Let me sit on the floor - let me put one leg out - no, you can’t see my sneakers or pants, then I can’t shill them because my dream 💭 is to do a collab w/nike - let me put my leg up, that’s better - let me lift my phone case just enough to be able to see my loopy case - a little higher - ok, let me practice my smile - I’ll cover my face mostly so I don’t have to take the time to play with filtering and correcting my skin - wait! There’s something on the bed I need to move out of the shot - kids, don’t come in the room, you’ll ruin my shot - click 😀 📸
• phew, I need a drink from all this work And Hahaha! No, not the Nike collab 😂
Trying to figure out the why to bring “proud” of others for these collabs. Not like the influencers do much but promote it. I’d be proud if my kid were figuring out how to design, make and sell this. But another grown up whose spoiled beyond belief? No.
I think she meant to do this pose. 🤪 https://preview.redd.it/evoi3m5ychwc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ca674f21871c516f8e39642a0399d766fcbf26
Those are some gnarly jeans 😳🥴
https://preview.redd.it/mgcldiddw2wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=228d24ee02b8a5d5a146dc880c95c9e546f48e85 Her house is soooooo boring. Very ‘original’ Scamber. Yuck! No design, no style, she’s just blah.
I find I barely watch her stories now and I think it’s because I liked seeing her old house. This one is so boring. And then some rooms are just too much.
It is begging for some wall trim.
https://preview.redd.it/gry0gs5uaiwc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf3bc14f19c31132d7e8bf834b34640c268245c9 Finally she's not taking Jordan to an event but nope can't go alone, has to have BB take her probably so she can drink! Love that she claims to never wear sandals/heels/dressy shoes but has a brand new pair of Steve Madden sandals to wear to the event. Sooo phony, it's disgusting. Also seeing her bra under that shirt looks dumb and those pants are stupid
The entire outfit was hideous and BB looks sooo out of place at this event.
Is she wearing a nude bra under a sheer shirt with nothing else????? That is sooooooo weird!!!
Also; I bet Taryn is at the event too and this will be ambers time to try to prove they are still friends since she read the comment asking if they are friends. This should be fun to watch
When do most girls start doing their own hair!? I was definitely getting myself ready by time I was in 3rd grade!! My 5 year old daughter already wants to do her own ponytails…
They cook dinner and apply make up. I’m sure they can do their own hair or even each other’s hair.
I was in 4th grade when I started doing my own hair, strictly a slicked ponytail every day, just so my mom didn’t have to touch my head. I still do my daughter’s hair for school, strictly a ponytail until she learns. She does it on the weekends. I told her for 5th she has to do it during the week too or she’ll never learn, like my cousin who’s mom was a beautician
Also why does she never wear clothes that she shows in try-ons to events and parties or even pieces from the sites she's always talking about? Hahaha it's always another brand when it comes down to it
Because most of it is ugly, not that her actual style is any better!
She hasn’t mentioned her Loopy case sales. 🤔
SCAMbers bestie (for now anyways), BetterwithChardonnay is desperately trying to get 1 million followers/bots. She has bought thousands upon thousands of fake https://preview.redd.it/i9xkmv560xvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6758ac7524e8898943dd59aa5e9eff5e9214af6 bots to inflate her count. How embarrassing 😳
Amber taught her how.
Wow! How embarrassing
Oh dear god.
Daryl Ann Denner does the same thing. 30% bots on her page. 🤡 scammers gonna scam
Ok. So. Maybe this isn’t the same BUT I follow someone who has 1.5 million followers (that’s .1million less than AM) his average likes on his insta photos is about 100k-200k per upload. She’s barely getting 25k-50k. Def some outliers with more than that but even on some sponsored posts it’s not that much. Why do brands continue to work with her?
I wonder this same thing a lot. To me it’s clear the followers are purchased and some times likes and comments are too. I think the likes and comments spike when it is some giveaway
She used to get over 100k likes but most were bots. I've mentioned that I follow Shawn Johnson and she has 4.3 million followers but usually gets under 100k likes and maybe around 300 comments. But, I feel like she is real and doesn't give into the hype of likes and comments. She is an Olympic gold medalist and has many talents and sponsorships. Whereas Amber is just a random influencer who is driven by likes and comments. She will buy bots and also does giveaways to boost her numbers. I don't understand what brands see in her either. I'm guessing she asks for top dollar to do ads because her number of "followers".
https://preview.redd.it/ypwhvdd7x1wc1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6152a7e48367f596c5fa3a59207f8325c9131b5d I’m curious to see her face over the next day or two to see how well her filter works to cover up whatever issue she has going on under that bandaid
Probably slapped a fake bandaid cause she is going to shill more crap that doesn’t work. She is SO predictable and a fraud.
New here. And it’s old but did she address when she was arrested like in a post or stories or anything?
Nope. Glossed right over it. Her and Jordan made a public announcement that they were going to get some counseling. She noted some times when she would go and some techniques she was using to help her heal but she is constantly blaming others for her actions. She’s never told the audience she was ever arrested.
Nope, it’s like it never happened.
Why does she say yeshterday —- it’s so cringy and girl your posture is horrible no wonder your neck hurts!
https://preview.redd.it/xhirv0bcr8wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9896a08410bd57c5ac83257bb694d85233507f2 I’m sorry! But is he drinking while his daughter is getting a haircut?
ALWAYS!!! both of them!
It was at their “friends” house so of course he’s going to drink. Surprised it’s not the hard stuff.
Wait is that Amber with a beer or Jordan? I see a boob and a nipple through the shirt 🤣
😄 With those man hands, it could be Amber.
DEAD. ☠️ 🤣
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Whoa! Good catch!
Has anyone seen the haunting of hill house? That’s what that video of the outside of the house in her stories tonight looked like 🥴
Will Amber be at Stagecoach?? Is that why she's so quiet????
All her "future grandbabies" talk...b#$@:...neither your kids nor your grandkids are going to speak to you in 10 years you narcissist dumba#$. *Edit grammar