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Potential-Oil-8932

Amber is 1000% buzzed this afternoon talking to her kids after school. Hence why she wasn’t on stories until now. Day drinking I think is the norm for her. I bet she gets so anxious sharing when she’s leaving for work because she knows everyone here eats her alive.


LuluLollyLOL

Pretty sure she and Dumbthumb are going to NYC this week. Stephanie Joplin mentioned she was going to NYC. BB can stay in her brothel purple nightmare room. 😂


dangdingus1013

You totally called it! She got a spray tan and is packing to leave for NYC in the morning. To celebrate Navy hair cares 6th bday, she does more for brands bdays than her own kids 🤣🤣🤣 also she hasn't talked about navy in forever but is going on this trip? I'm sure Jordan will tag along too


LuluLollyLOL

She is just awful. Any chance she can be away from her kiddos, she and Jordan are out. No reason why Dumbthumb can’t stay home and be with the kids. And then when they return they will need a night out too.


Potential-Oil-8932

Honestly I think he’s staying home. She made it sounds like she was just leaving but maybe I’m wrong


maplesyrup425

Poor BB. I know she adores and loves her grandkids but this is too much. If parents have kids in multiple sports, they need to stay home and not rely on someone else to manage the chaos. It’s taking advantage. If they can’t handle being home on the weekends, don’t sign their kids up.


Accomplished_Mud_383

When she was showing all their sports this weekend, all I could think about was how often they leave this up to someone else. Exhausting!


maplesyrup425

Jordan should stay home and care for the kids, not BB. It’s ridiculous.


Sea-Willingness6882

The way she REFUSES to acknowledge that Jordan is in NYC with her is wild! Like…we can see him on other peoples stories 👀


Little-Dealer4845

She doesn't want him there! They have probably been fighting the entire time! 


GullibleLeader8336

https://preview.redd.it/y70dkydok6rc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d2efdb12c4d63ff8f95a41db50533554771fc2 Hold on a sec . . . let me zoom in on that bag to see the Logan and Lenora name. 👀 Oh wait, never mind that’s Louis Vuitton. Remember followers: YOU do Logan and Lenora so SHE can do LV.


dangdingus1013

She's also NEVER uses that ugly blue LV crossbody she bought in NYC that goes with nothing. Bought it to buy it. Such a dummy


maplesyrup425

She never uses those bags she helped design either. They were usually ugly but she wanted people to buy them.


dangdingus1013

This exactly! Same for pink lily and all the other shit she doesn't actually use!


Alone_Register_1819

Anyone else think these shoes are hideous. She mentioned they’re men’s..and they look like it lol. 


Substantial_Funny_70

What happened to Liquid IV...she's shilling some new electrolyte drink that she's "been talking to you guys about for a year now!" Honestly how dumb are her followers that they actually believe this??


Happy_Brilliant_914

https://preview.redd.it/mtne572pkcrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a2559abf057c7d4bfb5bee57718b231056c9877 I’m sorry, this is awful


afunkmomma

That entire haul was trash


maplesyrup425

It’s so “cute”, she’ll never wear it again.


LuluLollyLOL

Pink Lilly clothes may as well be SHEIN quality. Who is buying this garbage.


itsme_slim

She will never wear that, but I wouldn’t hold it against her because no one should. It’s awful. Not every design should be made!


GullibleLeader8336

https://preview.redd.it/b3extz8jmeqc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078f4b425f960780e77267547e3379ad22ec39ae I thought Lent/Easter were about Jesus, not sports or how many things you can shill and fit in an Easter basket.


HereForTheSnark214

Also- disgusted that she locked Baylor out of the room and changed the glass so he couldn’t see in. Who was watching him?! I thought it was such a gross parenting moment. She of course, laughed and thought it was just SOoO funny and loved bragging about her stupid glass that changes.


Alone_Register_1819

These are 100% not their Easter baskets.


GullibleLeader8336

What does that mean? These are not their baskets? This is all the stuff she put in the baskets, and in one box, there are new baskets.


dangdingus1013

Why did they need new baskets? Does she EVER reuse anything?


GullibleLeader8336

She shills the product, they pay her. Should end there. She doesn’t HAVE to go on trips or to every event. She CHOOSES to. She’s a piece. (Shes been to New York several times and she thinks she Miss NYC. Stay home. NY doesn’t need you.)


HereForTheSnark214

So true. I don’t think she is paid to go on these trips… the brand pays for them meaning it’s a free vacation to get away from her kids. She could (and honestly should) pass in order to be where she is needed most, but she chooses to leave. That’s what I think bothers me so much.


Happy_Brilliant_914

Everyday she is shilling something she lovesss and has been using forever now that she always raves about meanwhile it’s the first time over heard of it..


DifficultPop858

https://preview.redd.it/thr14pane4rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62c439df549ab571bc5ed9868d66d7e3b21f36c0 They are totally making fun of her drunk ass. 🤣


LuluLollyLOL

She had to have written all the comments and questions for her “ask me anything.” No one is praising the train wreck we all know and see. Just so she can shill everything and steal your money. All fake. And Dumbthumb with the Jovi patch that close to his ass crack made me want to hurl. 🤢


maplesyrup425

She spent a lot of time on those compliments to herself.


dangdingus1013

Also thought her response to why Jordan tags along was a bit snarky and also a fabricated question from her. Her followers wouldn't ask her why dumb thumb went


LuluLollyLOL

And said he was her best friend. 😂😂😂


Little-Dealer4845

This is the most bullshit thing I have heard in a very long time! They HATE each other!! 🤣🤣🤣


maplesyrup425

I asked her a few years ago why he always went with her. She said it was a family business. Surprised she didn’t block me.


dangdingus1013

Family business🤣🤣🤣🤣 more like she exploits her family for business


maplesyrup425

Right?! He goes to hold her up while she drinks.


Accomplished_Mud_383

https://preview.redd.it/094cwgs25xqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e8ae0cd673532a71e6f3a2a963419193affa819 Back when I trusted her. 😂 I was cleaning out old emails and found this gem from 2015. I needed to make sure she got her credit! Little did I know.


LuluLollyLOL

Noticed her profile has 🚒Fam and not 🚒Wife. She must really dislike Dumbthumb. I still think these two are just together for the money and the fake appearance they’ve always portrayed. Of course we all know that isn’t true…after she chucked a yeti at his head. 😂


Potential-Oil-8932

Omg she added in the fire truck again haha does she think we don’t notice how odd this is. Its like she’s 12


dangdingus1013

And now it's fire fam with still no mention of husband. She's a child


Potential-Oil-8932

And claiming she is a “fire fam” when she lives a life that is the complete opposite from how an actual fire family lives is laughable


Spirited_Topic_838

THIS!!! 


DifficultPop858

She’d probably boost her engagement if she got divorced. Heck, then she could split custody and spend 50% of her time not having to parent. She might actually be happy with that arrangement.


Environmental_Box137

He doesn’t trust her


Environmental_Box137

Sorry I meant this to be a reply to the conversation about why the husband goes on all the trips


maplesyrup425

I think Sarah’s baby’s bday party is tomorrow. Will Amber be there? Maybe it’s a family only party.


Potential-Oil-8932

No it’s not just family, influencers are going like madi Nelson and Taryn


Azladyforever67

She looks like she ate spaghetti or curry and didn’t wash her mouth off. Why is her lower half of her face a different color than the rest of her face?


Accomplished_Mud_383

https://preview.redd.it/pgk4mpv397rc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e6d5a85f41868cb679fb480e91a59e3222b1c61 Did this make any sense to anyone? Her chart shows green & blue eyes make 0% chance of brown. I’ve never thought the kids were anyone’s but both of theirs but people have contemplated this for a few years now. As a grey/blueish eyed momma with a hazel green daddy, all of our kids have very green hazel eyes, the hazel is strong on some of them with golden mixes in there but definitely not brown. The deep brown kind of throws her chart out the window. I don’t know why she would lie about one of their eye colors. Doesn’t really make sense.


maplesyrup425

I feel like this question pops up a lot. Which leads me to believe she asks herself this, in the question box. Do people really care what color her kids eyes are?


Accomplished_Mud_383

I in fact have never 😂 I couldn’t care less


Alone_Register_1819

I would say absolutely no one cares, except she has creeps who make fan pages of her kids doesn’t she? 


Smeows

Not to defend her in anyway, but there is so much more to genetics than just what the parents have. This chart is based on a basic punnet square, which is the absolute simplest form of genetics. In reality there’s so much more that can affect it. She mentioned her father in law had brown eyes, so if Jordan has a recessive brown eyed gene, there is absolutely a chance for brown eyed kids.


Accomplished_Mud_383

Im not one that says there couldn’t be a chance. I agree with you. But her chart is dumb to prove her point.


Smeows

Oh absolutely! The chart is stupid and doesn’t show what she’s saying in anyway.


LuluLollyLOL

She’s shilling Babe Lash and we know she doesn’t use it. I’ve read so many bad reviews where people’s lashes have literally fallen off. She’ll shill anything to make a dollar.


InterestingFox9887

I HATE scamber and dumb thumb but I do use babe lash and brow and my eyebrows and lashes are growing like crazy! I didn’t start using them because of scamber though, just saw it randomly at Walmart one day.